In this thread, we create a holy crusade against the capital of Smogon, Furtim Petras, to free our God and Protector Zygarde Complete off the corrupted lands of Ubers. One commander lead six of our best templars to march and siege according to the will of our God. More templars may come to help to substitute those who have perished in this endless yet worthy task, and once our commander eventually leaves this filthy Earth, another one comes to lead us once more.
Should you have any doubts regarding our mission, I suggest that, in His respect, you lurk more.
>Templars
http://dogars.org/
>Commander
kabuto !PUl2Le/af2
>Records of our most recent battles
>>30635339Try to have some fun, but not too much.If I hear any more Arceus jokes about that I swear by His name that I am going to find you and rape you in a sea of butter until you die
first for pheromosa
someone use miltank
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493299192
new somethin soon
ok
odds AG team
evens new champ
balk hoge (Piloswine) @ Eviolite
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 80 HP / 176 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Icicle Spear
- Earthquake
- Ice Shard
fuck.. fuck. idk. klinklang
me or hoge
z-rain dance tail glow manaphy
Smeargle @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Spore
- Block
- Imprison
- Transform
hoge
252 attack, 252 spatt pheromosa
meme of the day
citizen snips
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493315515
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493321370
Why? Fuck Zygarde and Fuck pretending to be crusaders when half you fucks don't even know what a bible is
>>30646294
hush child, close your eyes and pay attention to your surroundings
do you know what this sound is
it's the sound of a thousand arrows penetrating your anus
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493323972
>>30646294
>getting mad over a thread joke
>>30646390
it's just some unironic retard who can't take a joke no. 6288347618
>>30646362
What??
>>30646390
Where was joke?
>>30646454
close this thread and kill yourself immediately
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493327858
>>30646499
I can't I'm at work
I really wanna know the joke, though
This guy is starting to get on my nerves.
We were all having a nice time until he showed up.
I just click on these threads for the OP, bless you showderp OPs
http://www.strawpoll.me/11836108
>>30645254
Please shut up, I am only 12 and I do not want a bad influence on my future. Thank you!
Psychic :)
NEW CHAMP
Is the poll voting for whos more autistic out of cute butt and memes lol?
Because thats how I voted.
me
LEAVE ROACH TO ME
braveish bird (Talonflame)
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Acrobatics
- Will-O-Wisp
- Roost
- Swords Dance
weak armor sdances skarmory
you can give it guard swap if you want
>>30646844
Thanks, remember to not champ ever again, at least not until New Year
psychic only manaphy named toxapex remover :)
skippy :D
Pangoro
Scarf Chandelure
specs dedenne
>>30646864
milotic that knows haze and whatever else you want
>>30646865 pheromosa counter #1
>>30646866 pheromosa counter #2
>>30646867 pheromosa check #1
>>30646869 pheromosa counter #4
>>30646875 pheromosa lure #1
>>30646876 pheromosa bait
http://www.strawpoll.me/11836178
>>30646904
where pheromosa counter #3
>>30646920
>no option of me
Guess I have to sperg harder
>>30646728
tfw vote is 4/4, is this a sign telling us everyone is equally autistic?
let's lose some games
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493345625
>>30647054
Why change your name and trip cute butt or am I reading too much into one person disappearing just as champ appears?
1 game win, woo
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493353007
2 wins, yayayaya
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493355867
>>30646762
Never forget St. Draganora
>>30647299
reading too much
2 wins 1 loss
let's a go!
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493368487
impeaching this retard, give me a team
Kip of mud
kill roach (Comfey) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Triage
EVs: 252 HP / 92 Def / 164 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draining Kiss
- Calm Mind
- Synthesis
- Taunt
sub-salac lele
specs wurmple named fuck off
WHO DYING? (Rampardos) @ Rockium Z
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Head Smash
- Fire Punch
- Earthquake
- Rock Polish
3 wins 1 loss
woo hoo
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493369849
>>30647744
assault vest pyukumuku
The same smeargle chump was using.
>>30647744
Okay but really, under what grounds do you impeach?
What rules were broken?
>>30647785
rule 2
>>30647785
champ is either a complete retard or throwing.
you could argue that being a complete retard isn't grounds for impeaching, but honestly, I think she's doing it on purpose
>>30647785
current champ is acting like a retard and throwing matches.
Funthorn (Ferrothorn) @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Barbs
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 176 Def / 80 Spe
Impish Nature
- Thunder Wave
- Leech Seed
- Substitute
- Iron Head
yare yare
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493377091
new team
splash solgaleo only
max speed scarfed pheromosa with speed swap only
/me whips u (Absol-Mega) @ Absolite
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Punishment
- Hone Claws
- Play Rough
- Bite
specs cosmog
Eviolite Cosmeom
specs volcarona
I'm 5 dogs! (Zygarde) @ Leftovers
Ability: Aura Break
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Thousand Waves
- Thousand Arrows
- Rest
level 50 zoroak named merely pretending to be retarded
tflame with no flying stab
>>30648080
this is only ag
>>30648082 kek
>>30648083 kek
>>30648084 kek
>>30648085 kek
>>30648086 eh
>>30648087 wew
>>30648082
>>30648083
>>30648084
>>30648085
>>30648086
>>30648087
Not as bad as I expected (e.g. the 5 shitmons and zard team or the 5 shitmons and tentacruel team)
>>30648113
wew
who makes the memes around here?
>>30648194
actually its me
>>30648194
No memes here, officer.
>>30648194
dyxia
let's lose some more games
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493387714
next
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-493393867
nextt
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-493395082
noho
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-493400493
yoho
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-493401056
am i gay
>>30648771
let's find out
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-493404267
>4 complete shitmons
>champ still wins multiple battles
AG players, everybody
ablolbolbo
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-493409298
new team
Deep and Dark (Decidueye) (M) @ Dark Memory
Ability: Overgrow
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Frustration
cb bulu
maractus
kill roach (Comfey) @ Pixie Plate
Ability: Triage
EVs: 252 HP / 92 Def / 164 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draining Kiss
- Calm Mind
- Synthesis
- Taunt
selfdestruct-only geodude
splash only lunala
bruxish
>>30648194
boblak
>>30649174
boblak
>>30649233
boblak
yeah
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-493417415
okay
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-493418808
holololo
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-493429884
nonononono
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-493436425
alright new champ
had fun, peace
me or zoroark named piamette (ulcer)
Hitmonchan (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Power-Up Punch
- Drain Punch
- Bullet Punch
- Ice Punch / Fire Punch
SMASH (Exeggutor-Alola) @ Choice Band
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Wood Hammer
- Dragon Hammer
- Dragon Hammer
- Facade
Roach Waifu
banded caterpie named fuck black people
maractus
thinkgen of boblak
use the first mon that comes to your mind named boblak
>>30650193
Gee, Billy
regifairy how did you get locked lol
>>30650184
>piamette (ulcer)
>both are online and in same room
what did he mean by this
>>30650193
>>30650231
fug
SMASH (Exeggutor-Alola) @ Choice Band
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Wood Hammer
- Dragon Hammer
- Earthquake
- Facade
>>30650244
That's classified
>>30650278
Was it due to lewdness?
>>30650278did you erp too hard?
>>30650193
>>30650231
fug
SOLID SUGGESTER (Rhyperior) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Earthquake
- Rock Blast
- Fire Punch
>>30645254
I'm not normally a show down guy... but... Are they ever going to add Z-moves or does Smogon hate the concept too much?
>>30650315
uhhh they added during the first few days
Team of 6 Arceus of diferent types when
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493446433
Time for fun!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493449947
ily janice
>>30650342
every time I try to use it in Pokebank Anything goes it says "Gyarados cannot learn hydro vortex" And yes, he had a water move.
>>30650901
>doesn't even know how z moves work
retard
>"I don't forfeit"
>>30650901
that's not how it works
you must use a Waterium-Z crystal as item and then any water move
me
>>30651017
Well shit, I do feel like a retard because I had not a lick of faith in showderp programmers to actually know how to add in a fifth action slot even if we've had megas for awhile.
me or physical tapu lele
Scarf Ditto
something good that sweeps teams but isnt often used
>>30651119
spicy died so this is new champ
>>30651119
killallslavers.exe (Bibarel) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Simple
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Waterfall/Aqua Jet
- Facade/Frustration
- Aqua Jet/Crunch
cume (Castform) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Forecast
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sunny Day
- Weather Ball
- Rain Dance
- Hail
>doesn't call new champ
can we blacklist spicy yet
cherrim
>>30651119
actual non-fag champ
>>30651169
>>30651170
>>30651176
>>30651179
>>30651187
>>30651214
this team is kinda gay though
nvm new champ
me
>>30651308
Me if you don't mind a locked champ
Or zoroark
tapu lele with only physical attacks
>>30651334
Defense curl wailord
Scarfed ditto
>tfw physical tapu lele is shit
kek it doesn't even get zen headbutt
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493469682
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493475730
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493480303
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493486187
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493489989
>>30652353
Why'd you take out Wailord?
>>30652558
u got rused
Tapu Lele will switch in, replacing Tapu Lele.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493503607
>>30652643
wtf are you doing retard
new memes
offensive mega venus
non shell smash minior
>>30652965
Red card mimikyu
Scarfed Salazzle
Thicc foxe
specs magnezone
meme god (Gumshoos) @ Choice Band
Ability: Stakeout
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Facade
- Earthquake
- Crunch
- Frustration
Drought Ninetales
And make Venus Chlorophyll
>>30652973 strong planet
>>30652974 weak meteorite
>>30652976 black hole
>>30652977 speedy neutrino
>>30652981 earth
>>30652986 alien spaceship
spacey/10
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493511596
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493515450
>>30652981
tfw someone makes an exact clone of your shitmon
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493520548
YOU SEE
HERE
WE HAVE A DILEMNA
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493528813
>>30653738
LOOK AT THIS DILEMMA
THAT I JUST FOUND
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493533059
I liked zero time dilemma desu
>>30653950
shit taste desu senpai
>>30653998
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493539712
new team
FUCK the dilemma guy
Lurantis
buzzwole named spot me skeeter
lycanroc
>>30654264
krookodile w/ power trip
boom boom 2.5
here for a laugh
>>30654264
something big
z something
drapion lol
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493546013
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493552338
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493556158
normalium z snips named Snipz
Acupressure z move raises crit chance
>>30654683
oops didnt mean to submit my pre-type haha
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493563847
what happens if i have too much fun
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493571026
>>30655164
you die
>>30655164
>shoederp
>fun
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493574516
>>30655224
fuck
EoS here
is Heh Nerds still Ubers?
>>30655403
No one uses shit memes like that anymore.
>>30655429
Wasn't really shit, just another Seismic Toss stallmon, like Registeel
so he was shit
summoning lornley tourette
>>30655487
yeah but he wasn't a shitmon, key difference
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493582605
did they unban funbro yet
>>30655449
Yeah, Deo-D is in ubers still. It didn't get dropped down.
>>30655701
haha no...
he's banned in AG too
new chimp
I can champ
tsareena
>>30654284
again
Eevee @ Eevium Z
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Protect
- Last Resort
subcoil zygarde
make sure it has 404hp
ebin cade
tapu koko
Wailord
Say my name (Bibarel) @ Fightinium Z / Normalium Z
Ability: Simple
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Double-Edge
- Superpower
- Aqua Jet
thunderdoge
Genesect @ Life Orb
Ability: Download
EVs: 164 Atk / 120 SpA / 224 Spe
- Iron Head
- Flamethrower/U-Turn/Bug Buzz
- Ice Beam/HP Ground/Dark Pulse
- Thunderbolt/anything (only if HP Ground is used)
nature can be anything thats +atk or spatk
free ass picc @ adrenaline orb
>>30655983
suggester here, this is citizen kicks
hellfrog
>>30655983 sexy bunny
>>30655985 sea bunny
>>30655986 critical bunny
>>30655987 boost bunny
>>30655988 bunny doll
>>30655989 assist bunny
HARE's a pretty good team if i do say so myself
>>30655983 sexey
>>30654284 funney
>>30654683 snippey
>>30655987 shittey
>>30655988 i cant think of a word for this
>>30655989 kittey
>>30656040
no
>>30656049
slowe
>>30656116
>>30656096
literal autism
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493593469
fuck I forgot tsareena
>>30656174
Holy shit.
This right here? This is autism. Not 4chan "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what Midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is fucking autism. You are so fucking reported. I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really worry about the state of my generation where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it, and then kill yourself you waste of life. Die.
is SM shit in showdown yet?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493603141
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493607704
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493613437
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493617358
shocking leaked pic of MinaIsCute
>>30657206
>not a new nude
come back when that slut puts out again
>>30657358
ummm she isnt a slut shut up
new team
Z-Happy Hour Jirachi
al-Baghdadi (Golem-Alola) @ Choice Band
Ability: Galvanize
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
no other moves
anything with clearbody/hypercutter holding an adrenaline orb
if the meme doesnt work then anything holding a stickybarb
nanyalolamon
>>30657399
mimikyu
ampharos
blood totem
weedle @ choice specs
>>30657392
muh pure internet whore with a thousand of """"her"""" nudes floating around
>>30657405
Why not defiant?
>>30657410
meant to say any alola mon
>>30657401
>>30657403
>>30657405 rhyperior
>>30657410 female drampa
>>30657411
>>30657412
>>30657399
champ=cum
>>30657401
>>30657403
>>30657405
>>30657410
>>30657411
>>30657412
our lucky winrars
>>30657436
yea lol shes PURE ok
also stop pretending to be boblak you fucking cancerous fuck he cant post here he's in china which blocked this site
has dyxia killed himself yet
>>30657497
yes
>>30657497
literally who? take the trip off fag
>>30657469
im not in china, i moved to tibet
and minaiscute is a slut just like "her" waifu
>>30657497
sadly, AIDs took our beloved pet monkey dyxia from us earlier this year. rest in peace dyxia, 2004 thru 2016
how to join?
>>30657437
Yeah okay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493636560
>>30657571
>tfw been banned from the sekrit club longer than most neoderpers have been alive
How many boys pretend to be girls in showderp?
>>30657606
all of them
boys pretend to be girls
girls pretend to be girls
girls pretend to be boys as well
memekin never pretend to be anything
never trust memekin
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493639935
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493640371
>>30657426
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493644036
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493647369
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493648913
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493653230
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493658692
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-493663365
new AG team
Bewear @ Assault Vest
Ability: Fluffy
EVs: 136 HP / 152 Atk / 116 Def / 104 SpD
Careful Nature
- Hammer Arm
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Ice Punch
Showderp creates a2nd stage of a 3 stage evomon of champ's choosing
Lv100 by default, rest (moves, item, nature, evs, nick etc) post as a reply to champ
Alternative is choice band feebas with only splash
mega fug
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Metronome Gengar
unhealthy meta (Genesect) @ Douse Drive
Ability: Download
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rock Polish
- Thunderbolt or Thunder
- Bug Buzz
- Techno Blast
Shiny Alolan Raichu named Sweet Imouto
If dubs Audino named Soft Imouto
aegislash
zygar 10% with compelte
zygarde with the 100% ability
>>30658655
autism speaks
>>30658655
is that boblak?
mastermite
>>30658655
Vibrava
>>30658655
pick piloswine pls champ
>>30658666
checked, satan
>>30658655
Shelgon
>>30658681
that's actually all me
Dragon dance
need sashed moody smeargle with lock on and sheer cold (also sleep powder and minimize)
>>30658697
roar
>>30658655
chansey
sleep talk
>>30658720
Holding red card
>>30658720
holding sticky barb :^)
>>30658720
lucky punch
>>30658681
thats not me its dyxia sorry
>>30658720
healing wish
>falling for fake trips
>>30658655
Oops I meant AssVest Rhyperior LOL!
>>30658720
pup
>>30658720
252 spe 252 atk 4 def
tfw some "oldfag" that wasnt even relevant them wont stop tripfagging, and also feels the need to post 3dpd just in case the tripfagging wasnt enough
`_'
>>30658720
metronome
>>30658658
Post the set.
>>30658720
counter
new bread when
>>30658764
rhyperior
>>30658764
Gumshoos @ Red Card
Ability: Stakeout
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Brave Nature
- Return
- Yawn
- Crunch
- Rest
>>30658762
Hey next time you could have given me a (You) friend
>>30658720
Chansey (F) @ Red Card
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Sleep Talk
- Healing Wish
- Metronome
- Counter
>>30658764
Rhyperior@rhyperiornite
Ability: Rhyperiate
-Hyper Rhyper
-Over Rhype
-Ceci n'est pas un Rhype
-Gas the Rhypes
give me attention NOW
>>30658848
>ywn fug that ass
why live
>>30658945
there's no reason to
kill yourself faggot
>>30658945
>Wanting that gross overhyped ass
>Wanting her friend's shit shaped ass
15 is up >>30658650
new champ
what the fuck took that nigger so long