Thicc waifu lizard thread

>>30634213
I'm sad that it's female only because I like lizard bois

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>>30634213
>unzips dick

>>30634213
it isn't thicc in the slightest what are you talking about

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>>30634213
Thickness makes the lizard hold a lot more appeal to me.

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Why is she so perfect, /vp/

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>>30634311
Its the fire/poison typing

>>30634311
not thicc enough anon

>>30634466
I want to go on vacation with a Salazzle

Also Check'em

>>30634286
It doesn't have the bust, but you can't deny that waist to hip ratio is off the charts. In refresh it's thighs are larger across than its abdomen.

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>>30634487
Im starting to like salazzle more than my favorite weavile

>>30634649
>Liking Slazzer more than best weasel

kys my dude

>>30634649
MUH FUCKIN DICK

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>>30634479
Eh, good enough for me I guess

>>30634649
Of course it has to be a shitty size and have a watermark.

Why are good artists such terrible people?

>>30634666

Not him, but get fucked

Lizard waifu > weasel

>>30634666
Ok satan i take it back weavile a best

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>>30634710
Seconding this.
>tfw you box shit baracat for lusty alolan maid goddess

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>>30634213
>tfw you love reptiles and are studying herpetology
>tfw salandit is your favorite pokemon
>tfw you think salazzle is cool (especially because it does the monitor lizard tripod to look imposing but runs on all fours) but you don't like how sexualized GF made it
>tfw every time you use one online you worry about people thinking you're a lizard fucker because you're an insecure faggot
>the fact that I have one in a loveball (curse my balltism) doesn't help

Feels
Bad
Man

>>30634884
STFU lizard fucker

>>30634884
I understand your pain Anon, I understand.

>>30634710
I agree famalamadingdong

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>>30634884
Same, man. Salandit is so cretinous and cute, I love it to death but I hate the connotation Salazzle has around it.

You want a thicc waifu?

Here is my REALLY thicc muscular waifu

>>30634974
Pretty cute, anon. You didn't have to show us your real life partner, though.

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>>30634974
Oh shit forgot pic

>>30634884
>be anon
>love reptiles
>be upset about an amphibian being sexualized
>interested in herpetology but doesn't realize salandit is based of a salamander

feels
bad
man

>>30634981
Hot damn you fried him.

>>30635051
>toxic lizard pokemon
>lives in a hot, dry environment (bad for amphibians, who dry out easily) with no fresh water for spawning
>does a varanid stance when it evolves
>not slimy
>only things vaguely amphibious about it are the markings, which somewhat resemble Japanese firebelly newts and the name, which refers to the mythological salamader (which was more lizard like anyway)
>who even cares because herpetology covers amphibians too, and I like them and reptiles

:^)

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>>30634666
OH FUCK

SALAZZLE FUCKERS, RETREAT!

>>30635292

> Jontron

epic my teenage friend.

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>>30635335
>teenage

Wow, congrats, anon. You have officially declared you have no sense of humor for all the internet to see. Well done. Really.

>>30635457

heh, yah Jontron is hilarious XD