Say something nice about Ditto

ok so if ditto can change DNA in order to give any Pokemon a baby, what if Ditto gave your wife a baby? Would you be mad at Ditto or your wife? Let's say that Ditto transformed into you while you were at work or something and fucked your wife and impregnated her. I know that analogy is full of holes but would you be mad?

>>30630698
he seems like he could be a real villain

>>30630752

Really makes you think.

>>30630698
slut

>>30630752
I wouldn't be mad if it let me impregnate it

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cute

>>30630752
What about if you fuck the Ditto? Will it get pregnant?

>>30630821
>>30630839
>>30630887
Ok so lets say the opposite happened and you accidentally fuck your wife (ditto) while she's gone and impregnate the ditto. Seeing as how pokemon apparently take as little as 3 seconds to fuck, become pregnant, and have an egg, we can assume that the ditto does all of that then returns to normal when placed in the daycare. So could you have kids with it in a few seconds, or would the ditto be pregnant for 9 months? If the ditto shapeshifted back, would it be a miscarriage or would the ditto still be pregnant with your baby? OR, would the ditto be locked in the form of your wife for 9 months, unable to transform back?

>>30630698
It's literally me.

>>30630804
Ahh, technically, nah

fuckable