pew

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Pew!

>>30629409
>>30629583
If you don't get in the fucking bag right now, i'm going to suck you up with a vacuum cleaner.

So why did they give Cosmog an asshole.

>>30629621
You're thinking of Whismur.

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>>30629617

>>30629621
so it can shit you dumbass

>>30629409
NOW LOOK AT THIS PEW

Requesting Cosmug

>>30629409
bag
now

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>>30629717
pew

>>30629715
THAT I JUST FOUND

>>30629409
>>30629583
>>30629823
Depie

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It's time to get in the bag.

>>30629869
WHEN I SAY PEW

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>>30629715
>>30629869
>>30630007

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>>30629409

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Would any of you folks like to purchase a Cosmog carrying bag carrying bag?

>>30629409
I'm going to keep him forever in my party, never evolving, her only purpose will be to be pet

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>>30629985

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>>30629650

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Guess where you're going, you autistic space womb?

>>30630042
lazy bag

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>Yfw you have to deal with TWO cosmog now.

>>30630007
BE READY TO PEW

>>30630186
Cosmic onaho

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>>30630186
DELET THIS

>>30630242
P E W

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>>30630399
PEW

>>30630139
Deepest lore

>>30630399
"GET IN THE FUCKING BAG NEBBY"

>>30630399
>>30630433
>>30630453
PEW IT AT HER NOT ME

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Do you think Nebby's parents could be somewhere in the Ultra Space?

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>>30630453
PEW!

>>30630479
UGH LET'S PEW SOMETHING ELSE

I forgot to nickname my box legend Nebby.

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>>30629823

>>30630525
Let the Name Rater absolve your sins.

>>30630293
>>30630230
There is some rare Pews in this thread.

>>30630509
NOW WATCH AND LEARN
IT'S TIME TO BRAG
WHEN SHE SLIPS AND SLIDES
INTO THIS GIANT BAG

>>30630573
WHAT ARE YOU PEWING?

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>>30630573
The tables have turned.

>>30629715
>>30629869
>>30630007
>>30630242
>>30630399
>>30630433
>>30630453
>>30630479
>>30630509
>>30630573
>>30630626
>>30630042
I'm fucking dying, we should a /vp/ sings We are number Pew/Get him in the bag.

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PEW

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>>30630694
Cosmog Ganon Slice?

>>30630186
What if that's referencing whatever that white thing is on the back of Necrozma?

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>>30629409
Pee

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>>30630849
delet

>>30630694
Cheeky cunt

>>30630694
Nebbie youmustdie pie?

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>>30630902

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IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END LIKE THIS NEBBY I'M COMING FOR YOU

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RETURN TO BAG

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SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

>>30631109
WHAT'S YER OFFER?

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Ah, Cos or some say Cosmog...

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>>30630186

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>>30631109
>Have gone out of my way to make ramses related memes for the past 4-5 years on 4chan and push them hard
>I didn't think of this

Man, now I'm bummed out.

>>30631258
Do you hear our prayers?

As you once did for the vacuous Lunala... Grant us Pews... Grant us Pews...

>>30632343
Majestic! A Nebby is a Nebby even in a bag, But Alas, Not to fast

>>30632406
A grand space of nothingness.... Hidden now from sight. The Bag! Of course! Let us pew and escape feverishly. Escaping into the wee hours of... New ideas of the Ultra space...

>>30631014
Its Pew die pie

>>30630186
I wish there was porn of Nebby.

>>30633868
Wait nevermind there's finally porn of Nebby.

>>30633935
Wait wut

>>30634000
Monosodium Glutamate

>>30633935
Is it about how bag-kun ntrs Lillie for nebby?

>>30634212
Wait what? No, I mean it's just Cosmog fellating a penis.

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>>30630052

>>30631258
APEEEEWWWW

>>30634538
>Not L;IONLAAAAA

GET IN THE BAG NEBBY
E N H A E
T E G B
.. B
Y

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>>30633935
>>30634040
>TFW there will legitimately never be porn of Cosmoem

Feels good man. Have they made the ultimate unfuckable pokemon?

>No face, body or discernable openings
>Size of a coin
>No shown personality
>Barely even a pokemon

>>30634725
Look closer, it does have a face.

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>>30634739
Barely, it's two eyes behind a literal ton of dark matter blocking any attempts at skullfucking.

>>30634725
Pretty sure there will be vore or sounding porn with Cosmoem. Nothing is safe.

>>30634786
Lillie keeping it in her "organic" bag.

>>30634786
I said fuckable, one is inserting it into the dick and the other is eating it. Nothing will ever fuck impervious cosmic borb.

>>30632232
I start to feel sympathetic to Buffalo Bill.

>>30634856
Someone will draw some kind of transdimensional dick to make its own hole

>>30634725
>size of a coin

So you haven't seen it in game then.

>>30630694
I get it
Not funny

>>30635075
Coin is a bit of an overstatement, I guess. A closed 3ds would be a more appropriate comparison.

>>30631295
Show the memes, my fag.

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>>30634725

.>>30635104
>A 3DS

Dude, nebby is bigger then that, the evo is fucking huge, Just look at it next to lillie, its like Laptop sized or bigger.

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>>30635193
See that dot above the box? That's Cosmoem.

>>30635254
>Taking a frame before it actually expands to full size

(you)

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>>30635254
>Lillie is able to carry around a literal ton of dark matter around effortlessly
Why is Lillie so strong?

>>30635300
Show me when it expands.

>>30634786
Not even, just have the chick rubbing her snatch on the ridges

>>30635334
Open your pokedex genius.

Also its at the ritual before it becomes Lunala/Solgaleo

>>30635345

>>30635313
I think that's its mass and not its weight. it mostly floats in the bag

>>30635338
>G-get in the womb nebby

>>30635345
Fuck, whoops, blank posted. Its actual height is 4 inches, which is about as big as it was in the screenshot.

>>30635345
>Cosmoem
>0'04"/0.1 m

(You)

>>30635373
Fuck thats good

>>30635385
Ok, so it's a dildo/vibrator then. Got it

>>30635355
>mass and not it's weight
>weight is just mass times gravity
>they are directly proportional
How do you science?

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P E W
E E
W E P

>>30634725
Don't put anything past pokephilia autists

>>30636373
Cosmog, Cosmoem,a nd Lunala call float, as does Nihilego. It's safe to assume some creatures from the Ultra Dimension have antigravity properties.

>>30630694
Pokemon called cosmog that often says pew gannondorf from the often mocked zelda game, the wand of gamelon what appears to be a slice of key lime pie?

PEW
E
W

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>>30629666
CHECKED
Nice trips, Stan

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>>30630694
PewDiePie
Now KYS
Did he delete his channel yet?

>>30629583
American kirby.jpg

>>30630694
last night i bond burgered your sister?

>>30636373
I think what he meant was that Cosmoem doesn't give a shit about gravity because it floats, so Lillie isn't actually carrying its weight.

Mind you that opens up a slightly different can of worms.

>>30630238
Gee Anon, how come your mom let's you have TWO Cosmog?

>>30639265
Because I traded a Celesteela for one. Git Gud scrub.

>>30634725
Anything is a dildo if you believe hard enough.

>>30639043
Dumb underage frogposter

>>30630186
It's not an asshole. You noticed it's the same color as its cheeks?

It's literally butt cheeks

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>>30632232
DELET NOW

>>30635373
I don't get it

>>30629583
is this gonna evolve into inceasingly angry todd howard

>>30634725
It's a belt buckle. I can see many ways this could go.

>>30642777
We'll never have a Pokemon as cute as Gergoth is.

>>30643059
Scene: A young girl in white with her hands framing her belt buckle.

Dr. Lusa? I'm LLY

>>30642968
A church bench is also known as a pew

>>30629409
pew lad

>>30630694
>pew
>die
>pie

I get it.

>>30645184
>[PEW ETERNALLY]

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Hitting that pew

HE

>>30646513
HAS

>>30646517
CRABS

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>>30630737

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>>30643327
>you won't be able to laser another trainer mons to the death
y live

>>30629666
GET OUT OF THE BAG NEBBY

>>30642777
>>30648756
>Bulbasaur used vine whip

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>>30632232

>>30649998
What's that underneath Nebby?

>>30650099
Lillie. Nebby is shoving her into a bag.

>Meanwhile on PewChan

>>30651496
Keked

>>30651496
GET IN THE GAS CHAMBER

>>30635251
Pew Peew pew PewPew pewpew?

>>30640255
That's motivational, anon.

>>30651496
NOW LOOK AT THIS CHAMBER

>>30630186
What the fuck is up with all the assholes recently?

Zygarde doggo has one and I saw that bonsly has a one too.

Cosmog is the weakest pokemon now right? teleport and splash are usless, a magikarp just tackles it to death.

>>30656335
nah that's abra at least Nebbster has two moves instead of one.

>>30656390
Abra can learn moves, you know?

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>nobby just wanted to swim

>>30656450
>Lillie needs a space suit in Alola to go fishing
>Breathes just fine in Ultra Space

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NEBBY IS IN BAG
REPEAT, NEBBY IS IN BAG