> Technician ;_; Hello, I am RU.

haha nice meme bro

the same shit every fucking day

>>30622291
FORce palm neck shadow sneak death

>>30622313
> meme

Technician is worthless when it has no moves to exploit it

>>30622332
Truth hurts huh?

>>30622362
Edgy

>>30622291
Can a ghost/fighting with 125 Atk and Spe really ever end in RU, whatever its ability is (except obvious shit like truant or defeatist)?

>>30622467
It literally has no moves to exploit.
Sorry its shit anon.
Because Game Freak are incompetent idiots.

>>30622291
Shut up Marshadowfag. I am a Mewtwofag and I have to deal with it having a grand total of four worthless abilities. Suck it up.

>>30622467
No, people are complaining that Tech is kind of a dumb ability for this thing

Even though in comparison to the last few mythicals, it actually made off pretty well

>>30622500
>it has no moves to exploit
>no moves to exploit
Wew. You're not letting this go, are you ?

>>30622500
Shadow Sneak and Force Palm

>>30622467
Seriously speaking? Fuck no. Unresisted STAB off of base 125 attack and base 125 speed and okay defenses isn't weak.

Technician is kind of wasted on it, yeah, and it really wants Swords Dance but it's not bad at all.

>>30622631
>>30622291
60 base power STAB shadow sneak
90 base power STAB force palm with 30% chance of paralysis

Doesn't seem shit to me senpai

>>30622467
Nope, a God tier type combo like that has no place in RU, especially with its stats. OP is a turbo autist who's still anally devastated and anyone that's saying Technician is bad on Marshadow doesn't know competitive.

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>>30622291

Does STAB+technician force palm, shadow sneak, and shadow punch sound like RU to you?

I mean, it might not be OU levels of strong, but its certainly at least higher than RU.

Literally day 1 Uber.
Technician Shadow Sneak is already way too good, add those stats and those STABs to the mix and it becomes fucking ridiculous. Where are your switch ins.

>Marshadow used Swagger!
>Opponent's attack rose sharply!
>Opponent is confused!
>Marshadow used spectral thief!

And it probably hits after getting the boost too.

>>30622418
>>30622500
>force palm
>rock tomb
>shadow sneak
>FUCKING SHADOW SNEAK

>>30622291
>no adabtability
more like PU

>people think this won't be uber day one
low effort bait

>>30622777
It's a Scizor that trades defense and defensive typing for offense. No boosting means it's never gonna sweep either. Great Pokemon, looking forward to its OU debut, but it's probably not going higher than that.

>>30622851
>no boosting
>what the fuck is spectral thief

It will at least be OU. Don't forget Spectral Thief.

>>30622851
>No boosting means it's never gonna sweep either
Not everything needs to boost to sweep/be a massive threat. See: Greninja.

>>30622867
>what the fuck is spectral thief
I don't think you know yourself.
Learn what it does before you post next time.
Until then go back to Showderp.

>>30622694
If a pokemon having a 60 bp stab priority move doesnt seem like shit to you, your opinion on what's viable is worthless.

>>30622966
And what does it do, smartass. See the swagger combo above

Shadow Sneak
Shadow Punch/Spectral Thief
Feint for Doubles
Close Combat because fuck your bulky rubber duck
90 BP Rock tomb after technician for those scarfed mons that it can't 1HKO even if its outsped

>195 Base power Z-Move before STAB

yeah OP can't wait until it gets stuck in BL2

>>30622981
>What single handedly had scizor jump from decent to OU staple
>Worthless.

Force your palm around your neck.

>>30622989
>combo
lol

>>30622981
You've clearly never gone past 1200 elo, if you ever played a single competitive game in your life that is. Either way shut up so we never have to hear your bullshit.

>>30622966
refer to>>30622790

>>30622966
>he has no idea what it does
Wew, stay under 1200 forever.

i want to fuck marshadow

>>30622291
>60BP STAB Ghost priority
>fucks up setup sweepers
>RU
Epic, I love these threads.

>>30622521
mewtwo has the stats to make up for it though

>>30622291
So glad Mega Scizor is in RU amiriteguys haha

I thought we got more janitors, JFC.

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Not again.

also inb4 levitate

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>>30622291

>>30623142
haha

>>30622521

Pressure isn't SUPER worthless, at least.

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>>30623163
holy fuck i remember this

>>30622291
>RU
Not with a signature move that steal stat boosts

>>30622791
>>force palm
>>rock tomb

Those moves are actually horrible Anon. Ever heared of Close Combat? Stone Edge? Hmm?

>>shadow sneak
>>FUCKING SHADOW SNEAK
WHICH IT DOESN'T NEED WITH 125 SPEED.|
FUCK OFF.

>>30622703
> OP is a turbo autist who's still anally devastated and anyone that's saying Technician is bad on Marshadow doesn't know competitive.

hows life on the 1100s hmm?
I don't know shit about competitive?
How do you even justify a shit ability like Technician on Marshadow? Literally anything else would be better. But nah man, let's give it an ability it literally can not exploit at all.

RU material.
UU at best.

>>30623029
>>30623040
Too easy.

>>30623172
>Technician is worse then Pressure
If your pokemon has Pressure, you might as well say they have no ability. Marshadow not only has a God type and ability, its movepool also complements it. Stay under 1200 forever.

>>30623237
>WHICH IT DOESN'T NEED WITH 125 SPEED
Ah yes, because fast mons with priority is so useless. That's why Talonflame was NU last gen

>>30623237
you're just pretending to be right when you know you're not and it's hard to watch
you've dug yourself so deep into being wrong that it's too late for you to back out and you refuse to abandon it on principle
it's ok to give up man
just admit you were wrong already
the jig is up

>>30623237
>he's still annally devastated
Wow, you're on another level of autism if you seriously think Marshadow won't break OU. Let me guess, you also tought Marowak will be even worse the OG ?

>>30623309
You've clearly never gone past 1200 elo, if you ever played a single competitive game in your life that is. Either way shut up so we never have to hear your bullshit.

>>30623281
Don't ruin their day with logic, baiting is all they have in this containment board

>>30623336
I'm still amazed you're keeping up.

great work OP

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Quick OP, tell us all why levitate is better!

>>30623336
you're still doing it
i'm just trying to tell you it's ok to stop pretending now, anon
please

>>30623396
honestly curious if it's the same guy who keeps making these threads

>>30623281
PRessure is great I ubers, where moves have a lot less PP. You can run Ho-Oh out of Sacred Fires or run Kyogre out of Origin Pulse in no time by switching in Pressure Palkia at the right times. Pressure Suicune in UU does great since it means it wins PP wars vs stall. Pressure helps Mewtwo's stall set immensely too (fighting stalltwo when unprepared is a horrifying experience) hell, I even mucked around with Pressure Dusclops in PU for a while and it PP stalled like a champion, (I used a Rest-Talk set) running people out of Stone Edges and Close Combats so my other pokemon had and easier time switching in. Pressure isn't shit, it just belongs only on really, really defensive stuff.

>>30623438
it has to be, right?
something that sad can only be localized to one person, right?

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>>30623237
enjoy your defense drops over 30% paralysis chance and 80% accuracy over 100% chance to lower speed
>WHICH IT DOESN'T NEED WITH 125 SPEED
right because talonflame was shit with priority brave bird pre-nerf lmao

>>30623438
I really hope it is, and I seriously hope he's not trolling

>>30623237
this is just sad

>>30623487
>enjoy your defense drops over 30% paralysis chance and 80% accuracy over 100% chance to lower speed

Pokemon revolves around OHKOS retard. Have you ever seen a mon(in competititve) OHKO another with Force Palm? Rock Tomb? No? Then STFU.

Enjoy your shitty moves while I am actually OHKOing things with mons worth using.

>>30623237
>no defenses: the move
>stone miss

>this guy is STILL salty he got rekt because he doesn't understand shit about competitive

Keep memeing, maybe you'll reach the heights of the Rotom clicker or the Goodrafag.

>>30623554
>Pokemon revolves around OHKOS retard
Then why is Toxapex at the top of OU right now?

>>30623237
>Stone Edge is better then Techinician
>Stone Miss, a move with 80% is better then a move that after Technician boost, it become base 90, just 10 points shy of 100, but it has 100% accuracy and lowers your taget's Speed
Other pokemon would KILL for a combo like this
>priority is worthless on 125 Speed
Ever heard of Talonflame ? Wew, you're just exposing yourself more and more, get a trip already.

>>30623611
Because it doesnt get OHKOd.

>>30623554
>Pokemon revolves around OHKOS
This has to be either the worst or the best bait I've seen on this board in a while

>>30623467
Bait threads on vp have pretty much taken another definition desu, usually it's to trigger people or make them laugh but as of recent it's just been resulting in anon's trying to figure out if OP is actually just retarded or if they seriously think what they are typing, sad days

>>30623656
To be fair, Rock Tomb is 95% acc. Still leagues better than Stone Edge tho

>>30623237
>WHICH IT DOESN'T NEED WITH 125 SPEED.
Ever heard of Focus Sash? Most Focus Sash users carry a priority move to finish Sturdy and Sash users or remove some HP from the opponent before fainting so another Pokémon take care easier of it.

>>30623237
You know what counters fast pokemon? Priority moves. You know what counters priority moves? Faster pokemon with priority moves.
It's honestly a no-brainer, I mean we know you're autistic and all but come on, you know better than that. Ever heard of Talonflame?

>>30623237
>rock tomb
>horrible
>what is technician breloom

>>30623237
>>30623554
You're making it too obvious.

>>30622332
Shit, anon I've never read something so down to earth. You right

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>>30622291
>>30622418
>>30622500
>>30623237
>>30623554
shit tier bait, try harder

>>30623554
>have I ever seen a OHKO with a 90 BP STAB move
yeah probably

>>30623699
>more powerful rock slide that also slows opponents every time

Sure it can't hit multiple targets like, say, Icy Wind but wew lad

>>30623554
>Have you ever seen a mon(in competititve) OHKO another with Force Palm?
Yes actually

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>>30622291
Enough shitposting for one day OP.
Back to your pokeball now.

>>30623554
have you never seen someone use Breloom nigga?

>>30623163
Ow the edge

>>30625449
t. technicianfag

>>30622777
Ok pokeaim

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>>30623237
>Technician is a shit ability"

Welcome to Pokemon, is this your first day?

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>>30622291
>>30622418
>>30622500
>>30622981
>>30623237
>>30623336
>>30623554
This bait has less energy than Jeb Bush after a primary debate. Why are you even making this thread for the sole purpose of shitposting if you're not even going to make it subtle? Literally nothing you said makes sense. If you're going to bait and shitpost, at least put some goddamn effort into it.

>>30623455
So it would have been useless on something built for offence?