Why is this Pokemon so angry?

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>>30619456

Did you even read it's Pokedex?

>>30619456
maybe its butt hurts

>>30619456
because he'll be quickly forgotten thanks to all the waifumons taking the spotlight

60 base speed

literally taken from my mom's birdcage

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>>30619456
because its angry that its literally just a toucan

>>30619459
But it's the ace of the best human waifu!

>>30619456
He's stuck in a shitty gen

>>30619457
Because it has a gun for a beak?

>>30619456
Because he thought that when he evolved, he would be able to right the wrongs in the world.

>>30619456
Because one trainer may not catch him, but two can.

>>30619456
Someone took his fruit loops.

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>>30619456
because

le toucan has ANGER MANAGEMENT DISCREPANCIES

>>30619469
How the fuck this happened?

>>30619471
>he doesn't understand Pokebreeding mechanics

>>30619456
Because he thought he would be in a better speed tier, and Close Combat, and priority burn that burns first, and better bulk to take a unburned hit, and a better STAB that compliments Flying type, and that Braviary doesn't exist.

>>30619469
Funny enough it's "my wife cucked me face" doesn't work under Pokemon rules because species are determined by the mother when breeding

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someone post a gif/webm of it doing the flying z-move

>>30619473
The fact that it's 100% burn on contact makes it really fucking nice, but you're right about it both lacking bulk to take a non burned hit, more less it's speed. It could not give a damn about speed if it had better bulk, but in turn the bulk wouldn't be an issue if it just had better speed.

Skill Link rock blast/bullet seed/fury attack though with crit up or otherwise still dunks most other gen7 mon, but like everything not being then tapu or UB, it'll not survive outside of it's own meta.

Honestly Gen 7 feels like we're playing a TGC and only the most recent booster pack is valid as all the older ones are banned because the new cards are only OK in their own environment and shit elsewhere.

Perhaps its systems for cooling its beak down are only enough to keep it from doing damage to itself but still cause him immense pain. Being Toucannon is suffering.

>>30619467
Fuckin kek Underrated

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Because of PT.

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>>30619473
>mfw Braviary is in the same game as this piece of shit

I would fucking pissed too.

>>30619469
>doesn't get any egg moves from Toucannon father
WHAT'S THE POINT???
http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/rowlet/egg

>>30619473
>any mon that isn't literally the best in the game is shit!
Smogon, pls just ban yourself.

>>30619479
fucking kek lel xD

>>30619480
Kek.
Não foi golpe.

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>>360047945
Why do you keep ban evading?

>>30619456
It went from woodpecker to slightly bigger woodpecker to toucan, I'd be pissed too

>>>/v/360049410
based

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>>30619456
If you were a woodpecker than evolved into a toucan wouldn't you be angry?

>>30619456
He followed his nose once