Showderp

>>30613731
new team

New team something stall fag proof.

me or anything with a scarf but less than 60 speed

>>30613942
stall breaker hoopa u

Hoopa U

>>30613945
pain in my sawk

scarf shedinja with only shadow sneak

>>30613942
Red Card Mimikyu

roost/work up/refresh/hurricane mega pidgeot

Taunt Aggron

>>30613942
rockium Z Rhyperior with Rock Wrecker

>>30613945
>>30613952 >>30613956 (HoopMind)
>>30613961
>>30613963
>>30613969
>>30613970

>>30613970
never mind you can't get its mega stone

>>30613985
make it snips but with taunt instead of sleep talk haha

>>30613970
>>30613985
replace with >>30613971

>>30613985
snips instead

>>30613961
set?

>>30614125
http://dogars.org/search?name=sawk

>>30614125
You couldn't be bothered to look in the one link we have in the OP, despite being slow as fuck?

Pain in my Sawk (Sawk) @ Berry Juice
Ability: Sturdy
Level: 1
Happiness: 256
Serious Nature
- Block
- Protect
- Pain Split
- Toxic

how much time until champ can get impeached

>>30614220
Should've been impeached by now but I'm willing to wait, doesn't look like he's just taken off.

not letting me use pigeot for some reason

>>30614279
We established 10 minutes ago it won't work you fucking tard, use >>30613971 instead

>>30614238
i'm pretty slow not gonna lie also capatchas are being pretty fucking shitty.

>>30614238
i'm pretty slow not gonna lie also capatchas are being pretty fucking shitty.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492396267

>>30614348
we win?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492396900

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492400476

>>30614499
doubles prove i'm decent

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492403374

>>30614638
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492405195

PLS ACTIVATE FREEDOMS CHIMP

>>30614714
HOW??

>>30614742
sadly you can't, unless you manually voice fellow showderpers one by one

fuck that oppoent

>>30614756
woah watch your language

>he STILL hasnt voiced people

Impeaching

>>30614742
Room Voice (/roomvoice) - Promotes a user to a Voice in the room. This command should be used wisely, and you must keep in mind that this is a position of status and Voices are considered to be exemplary users that regular users would admire (showderp obv). As a Moderator, you are encouraged to discuss with the other room authority about who you feel may be worthy of Voice. It's always recommended that you check with the rest of the staff on whether they approve or not before promoting someone to Voice.

kek this champ is such a drooling retard

something with hyper voice

>>30614756
We have those Sedus Open Up 103 chairs with a few extras. The price was probably more in the 1300 range but it's still way too expensive for private use right now.

>>30614769
>1 by 1
pls no
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492408164

So I told the Italian opponent to vaffanculo.. he actually did it, the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!

>>30614784
indeed, they do look really comfy

>>30614769
sorry anon...

>>30614807
stop name fagging
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492411100

>>30614807
post feet

no...

>>30614886
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492413122

>>30614936
then stop namefagging

>>30614953
i'm not

>>30614958
>name on
>not chimping
i'm apparently retarded but even i can see name fagging.

new Champ

me or sd garchomp

Weakness Policy + Endure Shedinja if new team
Wildcard if new champ

specs espeon

hot monkay dik

Your choice of:
Choice Band Araquanid
or
Regenerator Toxapex

stealthspin forretress

Merciless offensive Toxapex

Steely Dan
scarmory
item:leftovers
Power swap
roost
brave bird
what ever

>>30615049
calm yourself my friend, if I wanted to champ I'd have a trip

>>30615049
>he doesn't know about comfyanon

Fuck off neoderp

>>30615090
>neoderp

wew lad thats a good one.
Old, old blood.

>>30615080
fuck off namefag

either champ or remove the name

>>30615080
Stop slandering my name, I am the real Comfyanon and you need to stop right fucking now.

still need a mon because
>>30615065
is a double and
>>30615073
is illegal

>>30615106
Wow friend, I think you should calm down. Namefagging is harmless, we're all friends here!

faste rate

im gay

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wew

>>30615120
me too thanks

>>30615109

Alolan Marowak

>>30615105
>being this new

>>30615109
Just use araquanid on the either

>>30615109
okay anon, please use charizard mega x!

>>30615126
As am I, haha.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492418732

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>>30615132
problem is being so old that you're new.

>>30615125
>tumblr nose
why

>>30615154
f*Ck i just noticed that
no idea why they do that
does everyone on bumblr have a cold??

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492421038

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492422729

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492426394

>using sub at 25%
>fire move in rain against water bubble instead of giga

report chimp

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492429079

postan to save trip

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492432416

>>30615384
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492429079
HOT MONKAY DIK

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492434296

HOT new team

A Gumshoos named Dick

big (Tapu Bulu) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Grassy Surge
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 1 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 SpD
- Hidden Power [Ground]

or

domage (Ninetales) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Drought
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def / 0 SpA
- Hidden Power [Water]

delet this (Silvally) @ Normalium Z
Ability: RKS System
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Swords Dance
- Shadow Claw
- Double-Edge

gyarados

>>30615566
yes

use this

any meme

Donnel cosmog

Mega Scizor with Defog

Sand Neighbor (Golem-Alola) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Galvanize
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
- Explosion

a WET monkay dik

>>30615588
at least give it return and stealth rock and stone edge or something

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492437720

>>30615605
bro, do you even meme?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492439632

>>30615605
>sand neighbor doing anything other than blowing shit up
lel

>>30615668
Stealth rock could be IEDs, Frustration could be his sexual frustration, stone edge or some other move could be AK47 or something

>>30615690
Sand Neighbor (Golem-Alola) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Galvanize
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Frustration
- Stealth Rock
- Self-Destruct

fine but it's keeping band and getting a second meme move

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492443481

>>30615737
What about endure + custab berry explosion

>>30615756
>not band
why don't we just get rid of accupressure on citizen snips?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492448471

>>30615737
>Explosion + self destruct
just give it sand attack or mud slap if you want memes

>>30615831
kek'd but is illegal

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492450944

>>30615831

magnitude imo

>>30615878
also illegal. This thing has dick for moves

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492455209

new team
fuck captchas

>give a terrible team
>expect me to win
You're a bunch of fucking idiots. This is why I wouldn't use the last team. But of course you enjoy eating shit, this is showderp. All you do is spam memes all day and make you're imaginary friends on the internet. This place is, was, and always will be the epitome of shitposting. I could win I was given a good team, but instead you enjoy shoving your shit memes and funny pokemon into every team.

Ignoring everybody that messages me on showdown and filtering posts. I will champ in the future whether you fucking faggots like it or not. Of course, you won't know it's me or you're going to shit yourselves saying NOOO IMPEACH WAAAH MY MEMES. Fucking idiots.

I'm leaving this thread now, say whatever you want. Don't care. Never will, since you're a bunch of nobodies. Neo-showderp is cancer. It's a shame this place hasn't rotted down. But it will never since you cling to it oh so dearly since you're only accepted here. You shout memes that echo into nothing.

Leaving this thread. Hope you have fun wallowing in your own shit as always. You lost a good potential champ. I'll gladly go back to /a/ now.

YouHaveToGoBack

shuckle with power trick AND sleep talk

Zap7 (Vikavolt) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Timid Nature
-Zap Cannon only

the donkmaster (Mew) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: up to champ
Nature: up to champ
- Fire Blast/Flamethrower/Focus Blast/Aura Sphere/Earth Power/Earthquake/Superpower/Drain Punch
- Ice Beam/Earth Power/Shadow Ball/Dark Pulse/Fire Blast/Earthquake/Knock Off/Sucker Punch
- Flash Cannon/Sludge Wave/Thunderbolt/Energy Ball/Iron Head/Gunk Shot/Sucker Punch/Seed Bomb
- Psychic/Psyshock/Dazzling Gleam/Volt Switch/Zen Headbutt/U-Turn

Rotom-Mow @ Iron Ball
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 8 SpD / 248 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Electro Ball
- Trick
- Shadow Ball
- Leaf Storm

Cosmoem @ Eviolite
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Cosmic Power
- Splash
- Teleport

Timid Nihilego with max SpA and Spe EVs

>>30615787
>>30616009

Citizen Snips (Drapion) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Battle Armor
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Any move that isn't Acupressure
- Knock Off
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

>>30616009
same

Sand Neighbor (Golem-Alola) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Galvanize
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Frustration
- Stealth Rock
- Self-Destruct

>>30616009
>>30616012
>this suggestion right after that pasta

kek

>>30616009
same my dude, sash cosmog is dumb

>>30616012 i literally forget what this is
>>30616016 shrekt
>>30616017 zap7
>>30616020 actually a gr8 pkmn
>>30616021 broken lawnmower
>>30616022 baby bat/lion

all-star team/10

>>30616017
>>30616009

Jesus fuck i meant 252 Spe

>>30616009
anime

>>30616012
>>30616016
>>30616017
>>30616020
>>30616021
>>30616022
2d drawn girls

>>30616009
>Neo-showderp is cancer.
>Neo-showderp
The fact that you and so many other people say this proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

>>30616028
fucking outdoor seating captcha screwing me

>>30616061
same

>>30616053

Jesus fuck i meant Necrozma

>>30616046
>forgetting a set

*sigh* and you call yourself autistic

>>30616061
>>30616009
The community here is cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The comments section of every post is slowly degrading into a shitfesty circlejerk. Even this is going to end up as a copypasta, I guarantee it.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492460197

>>30616061

is this the counter-pasta?

>>30616017
>>30616009
Jesus fuck i meant rhyperior

>>30616081
K

>>30616081
same

>>30616117
You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say "same" and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says "same" after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say "same" to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside

>>30616146
same

>>30616146
same

>>30616146
meme.

>>30616158
>>30616176
It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. >>30616146 is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to (You) her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.

... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you. Get ready.

The community here is cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The comments section of every post is slowly degrading into a shitfesty circlejerk. Even this is going to end up as a copypasta, I guarantee it.

>>30616188

i won, fuck you all, specially you salami party, my team is fucking perfect as you see, looser, you don´t have life and you just watch battles without you battle because you are shit

>>30616188
>>30616192
same

>>30616188
kek

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492465424

>>30616192
same

>>30616188
okay, that's a good one

>>30616200
The community here is cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The comments section of every post is slowly degrading into a shitfesty circlejerk. Even this is going to end up as a copypasta, I guarantee it.

>>30616225
The community here is cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The comments section of every post is slowly degrading into a shitfesty circlejerk. Even this is going to end up as a copypasta, I guarantee it.

>>30616236
>>30616225
The community here is cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The comments section of every post is slowly degrading into a shitfesty circlejerk. Even this is going to end up as a copypasta, I guarantee it.

>>30616225
>>30616236
>>30616245
same

>>30616217
>slow claps
>steps out of the shadows
Heh… not bad, kid. Not bad at all.
Your meme, I mean. It’s not bad. A good first attempt.
It’s plenty dank… I can tell it’s got some thought behind it… lots of quotable material… But memeing isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You’re skilled… that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks?

Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - they’re out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it’s “tryhard,” or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.

The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don’t just mean the one you just lost :). It’s a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don’t get all mopey on me. You’ve got skill. You’ve got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards….

>>30616267
The community here is cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The comments section of every post is slowly degrading into a shitfesty circlejerk. Even this is going to end up as a copypasta, I guarantee it.

In any official, or unofficial room of PS!, go to any driver or moderator you can get yourself to. When you decide to PM him, askto visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Showderp". Should a look of disgust come over the moderators face, you will then be redirected to a room in the website. It will be a deep hidden section of the page. All you will read is the blabbering of some people talking over the chat. It is in a language you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the shitposting stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "Predicting, Outrage", if the shitposting hasn't returned to its normal course, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go to the lobby, don't stay in a room, just leave the website, and turn off the computer. You will know when you turn it back on if you've escaped succesfully.

If the shitposting in the chat goes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon contacting the room owner, all you will see is the mad talkings of a man called "Apt-get", his hands cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "Why are there so many voices here?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very room, some get banned after the meeting, a few end their now miserable lives. But most do the worst thing, and mention the mother of that person. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

If you do not mention it whatsoever, he will then smile, and place one object on your hand.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492469105

>>30616200
Fuck off. We're all piles of flesh and bones whose behaivor accords to a calculation of emotions. Dont tell me your behaivor is better than mine because of some arbitrary value (Like "winning") that i dont care about.

>>30616225
>>30616236
>>30616245
>>30616274
>>30616286
>>30616288
>>30616304
Honestly, the whole copypasta thing is starting to really get annoying. We get it, you're unoriginal. The sooner you get over it, the sooner we can all come closer as a community. They're not even that funny, desu.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492471182

>>30616314
Honestly, the whole copypasta thing is starting to really get annoying. We get it, you're unoriginal. The sooner you get over it, the sooner we can all come closer as a community. They're not even that funny, desu.

>>30616314
Shut the fuck up FAGGOT *teleports around and shoots beams at you*'You! *kicks you from behind* Are! *teleports in front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut* NOOB! *hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*

>>30616314
Same

>>30616342
You're the .1% that Lysol can't kill. You're the STD that people catch when they don't wear protection in Thailand. You're the song the everyone skips over. You're the piece of hair in someone's burger from McDonald's. You're the fly that's bugging everyone while they eat. You're the creepy pedofile uncle that keeps showing up to family gatherings uninvited.

>>30616340
Speak for yourself KEK. I have two degrees and a 142 IQ. Is also knock your fucking head off if you spoke to me like that. The only "unoriginal" person here is you... You fucking KEK. I'd suggest watching Trumps speech about Hillary from The other day. We both know you won't, and I'd bet a large portion of my salary that you've never watched one of his speeches. You get all your news from what? CNN? MSNBC? Tyt? Huff post? Tumblr? You're a little shit, with a shit brain and zero clue what's going on. Get fucked.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492473190

>>30616354
Hey kid, I understand that "memes" can be funny, heck even I've chuckled at some "memes" at a point, but you've been chucklin' for the last 45 minutes and others are actually tryin to sleep. So please take a break from those "memes" It's probably healthy for you and who knows? maybe your "memes" will be even funnier tomorrow! Well good night kiddo, and no more memes for now okay? thanks homie

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492476265

NEW TEAM

glowing anus dog with a lewd set

something with fury cutter and metronome (the item)

>>30616020

Accupressure Dodrio

hamster

regular rotom

use

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aDwGq4zMty

or me

Slaking

nice sweep nerd (Mimikyu) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Disguise
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
IVs: 0 Atk
- Mimic
- Will-O-Wisp
- Taunt
- Destiny Bond

We at the Showderp room have devised a way to vastly improve Showderp, which will be implemented starting next thread.

The way we have it now, in this broken mess of a system, there are not qualifications for champing other than first-come first-serve. This means LITERALLY ANYONE can become a champ. This is incredibly problematic.

From now on, the following tiers will take place to disincentivize newfags from champing:

>less than 1 week of history on showderp and/or less than 1100 ELO
Not elligable to champ

>less than 1 month of history on showderp and/or less than 1300 ELO
Must receive 60% approval on strawpoll to champ

>less than 6 months of history on showderp and/or less than 1500 ELO
Must receive 50% approval on strawpoll to champ
Limited to 2 shitmons*
Can use 2 "meme points"** once a week

>less than 1 year of history on showderp and/or less than 1700 ELO
Must receive 40% approval on strawpoll to champ
Limited to 1 shitmon*
Can use 5 "meme points"** once a week

>greater than 1 year of history on showderp and/or 1700+ ELO
Must receive 30% approval on strawpoll to champ
Skip all shitmons*
Can use 5 "meme points"** once per day

*shitmons are defined as follows:
>anything NFE that can't run a good eviolite set
>anything RU or lower
>anything that has 2 or more useless or counterproductive moves
>anything that is crippled beyond reasonable use by item or ability

**"meme points" are used to increase champ's likelihood of success
>2 meme points: change one move of one suggestion
>3 meme points: change the item of a suggestion
>4 meme points: use the final evolved form of a suggestion
>5 meme points: discard a suggestion and use champ's choice of pokemon
>5 meme points: when someone else is champing who got less than 60% approval on strawpoll, take over champ

Any other suggestions for other meme powers/classifications of shitmons?

>>30616510 (You)
>>30616512 (You)
>>30616514 (You) >>30616020 (You)
>>30616515 (You)
>>30616518 (You)
>>30616519 (You)
all me

>>30616537
>unironically thinking BL2/UU mons aren't shitmons
get a load of this gay

*sucks the head and tickles the shaft with my tongue* HA I bet you weren't expecting to come that quickly you FAGGOT *swallows the come and uses its energy to power up* You're finished! *teleports into the air* Just die!! *crashes into you with a fierce flaming kick*

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492481965

>>30616537
or alternatively, you could just kill yourself

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492485110

>>30616615

best pasta in the entire thread

>>30616690
thanks it took me months to craft it this well

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492491940

>>30616567
Holy shit.

This right here? This is autism. Not 4chan "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what Midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is fucking autism. You are so fucking reported. I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really worry about the state of my generation where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it, and then kill yourself you waste of life. Die.

>>30616707

mind if i save it?

>>30616800
it's all yours my friend

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492496907

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me reading this thread

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>>30616921

me seeing this image

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492500571

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

new team

Maggyr Trickster

i rek u (Crustle) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Counter
- Stealth Rock
- Endure
- Rock Wrecker

use

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rmvtNOO20l

or me

vainiluxe

assault vest poliwrath

>>30616523

mega metagross

>>30617033
i love you

if trips, !!HiCeup++mVu has to vocaroo the entire thread

>>30617092
do it anyway

>>30617033
kek

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492506911

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kBE41I9fs4

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492508318

>>30617033
made me chuckle

watup cockboi

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492513585

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492517203

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492520071

vocaroo anon, please make a youtube
we need to save these

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492530838

new teamu

Bam! There it is. (Aggron) (M) @ Red Card
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Def / 0 SpD / 0 Spe
- Metal Burst
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Dragon Tail

sketch smeargle

use this

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ycgvgd1aoK

choice specs 252 SpA modest hyper meme only pixilate Sylveon

METAL GEARS?! (Klinklang) @ Steelium Z
Ability: Clear Body
- Gear Grind
- Shift Gear
- Wild Charge
- Return

>>30617844
182 days in sinnoh

Sand Neighbor (Golem-Alola) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Galvanize
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Frustration
- Stealth Rock
- Self-Destruct

>>30617851
the absolute madman

>>30617851
this is good mem

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492538896

classic sinnoh. Slow and boring af

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492556302

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492562558

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great game champ

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>>30618522
>obviously underage poster outs himself in the shitposting containment thread

>>30618587
I reckon I'm older than you. It's my day off and I'm having a good time bullshittin

new champ

me

This kills the crab (Crawdaunt) @ Darkinium Z
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Aqua Jet
- Crabhammer
- Knock Off

Z-Sunny Day Solar Power Charizard

me or tapu koko

kyurem-b with icium-z

>tfw you say rawr >.< to your gf and she only replies with xD
;_;

hoge

Sand Neighbor (Golem-Alola) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Galvanize
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Frustration
- Stealth Rock
- Self-Destruct

Wall Destroyer (Ludicolo) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Own Tempo
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Brick Break
- Strength
- Rock Smash
- Frustration

m sharpedo

>>30618709
>>30618710
>>30618712
>>30618713
>>30618716
>>30618719
>three z-move memes
epic

>>30618747
joke is on you i fucking love z moves

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492572263

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492575756

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492582204

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492587286

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492594101

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492596240

HOGE

new champ

me or specs pelipper

Me!
Or ITS WORKINGG

Z-Belly Drum Kommo-o with Autotomize

Hydreigon @ Choice Band
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Head Smash
- Iron Tail
- Earthquake
- Outrage

Smogon Shark 3.0 (Sharpedo) (M) @ Sharpedonite
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Protect
- Psychic Fangs
- Crunch
- Waterfall

>>30619704
Im gay (Silvally-Fairy) @ Fairy Memory
Ability: RKS System
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Multi-Attack
- Swords Dance
- Parting Shot
- Flame Charge

pyukumuku so u dont get swept like champ

mega sharpedo

braveish bird (Talonflame)
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Acrobatics
- Will-O-Wisp
- Roost
- Swords Dance

glalie with just protect

>>30619704 champ

>>30619705 work like champ
>>30619706 heal/hurt like champ
>>30619708 break like champ
>>30619710 sweep like champ
>>30619711 up the butt like champ
>>30619713 stall like champ

i wanna be like champ/10

>>30619704
>!!wFnKWY27jew
>jew

>>30619705
>>30619706
>>30619708
>>30619710
>>30619711
>>30619713
"coincidences"

>>30619713
what the fuck set does this run please help

>>30619792
just max health
minimum defenses
toxic as only move

>>30619792
max health @darkium z memento recover toxic baton pass

>>30619792
Unaware max defense and hp with recover, toxic, baton pass, and filler

>>30619792
you can use rhyperior if that makes you more comfortable

>>30619792
swords dance
shadow sneak
play rough
leech life/shadow claw

usually life orb, but if you're a real memer you can use sash or red card

>>30619823
already got a z move
- アウォ (Pyukumuku)'s item Custap Berry is unreleased.
rip
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492606265

>>30619845
holy shit i just misread as pyukumuku as mimikyu, i'm legitimately retarded

>>30619845
Does eject button trigger before or after disguise?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492615741

>>30620075
After

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492617209

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492626626

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492627475

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492628930

new champ

slutroach

>>30620752
dont blow your load too early

Piamette : hey man switch out you gotta keep that tangrowth alive
KimxJongxUnx withdrew Tangrowth!
KimxJongxUnx sent out Tornadus (Tornadus-Therian)!
Бoг yбивaeт гeям used Head Smash!
It's super effective! The opposing Tornadus lost 100% of its health!

Having a good kek

Also, me!

Grassium-Z Turtonator

Lures waters like azu/fini

LIFE ORB CLEFABLE

>>30620774
free picc with AV, if it kills anything change it to specs weedle

specs shell trap

specs weedle!

killallnerds.exe 2.0 (Golem-Alola) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Galvanize
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion

citizen kicks

>>30620766
wasn't expecting to be first

also slutroach

>>30620787
>>30620784
fuse

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>>30620793
curses! foiled again

>>30620778
Give this shell trap

>>30620842
no that move is shit lol

>>30620892
It's 150BP special sucker punch

>>30620910
>moves last
>special sucker punch

>>30620910
your mother sucks for a punch in her ugly face lol

>>30620910
that has to be used on physical attacks and has to let them hit you, it's shit

>>30620930
that's wrong though

>>30620815
Is this a Tumblrtale reference

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>>30620784
>>30620787

>>30620778
>>30620785
Will keep the Grassium-Z, though, as he was first

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492646799

>>30620930
>>30620936
>>30620942
nice bait

>>30620954
if it is, it's unintentional. I don't even know what an undertale is

>>30620992
Is this a Jojo reference? It tastes like a liar

>>30620955
Close

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492652388

If anyone needs voice, pm me!

>tfw nothing that beats this marowak

powaf: roll one up to 10
powaf: if its a 3
powaf: ill forfeit
Piamette : !roll 100
Roll (1 - 100): 3
powaf forfeited.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7pokebankou-492652388

PRAISE KEK

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492659745

>>30621396
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492667720

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I gotta go eat, so thanks for the keks <3

New champ!

im a girl! <3

me or
maractus

shiny choice scarfed scarf ditto

name it after your first girlfriend

z-curse white herb crobat

gastrodon

Top bull

Sandy (Aron) (F) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpD / 252 Spe
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sandstorm
- Endeavor
- Toxic
- Rest

Whipping Boy (Heatmor) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Flash Fire
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spe
Lonely Nature
- Fire Lash
- Sucker Punch
- Focus Blast/whatever
- Thunder Punch

http://dogars.org/set/3279

>>30621990
>z-curse white herb
uh what now

>>30622018
just do curse white herb

>>30622000
custab is unreleased ;_>`
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492679723

I don't even...
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7monotype-492674818

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492683086

>>30622685
>>30622685
>>30622685

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-492698375

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why the hell is darkrai's signature move, which is supposed to be really powerful, has less accuracy than hypnosis
WHICH IT CAN ALSO LEARN
seriously, I get the nerf
but at least make it better than hypnosis
it makes no sense to run dark void on darkrai anymore because of this. Gamefreak, if you're reading this, buff dark void back up to 80%, but keep the other changes.

>>30622741
t. darkrai

>>30622741
doubles

>>30622741
its still incredibly powerful in doubles because it bypasses wide guard

>>30622852
then they could fix it so it doesn't bypass wide guard
boom
problem solved