>technician why?

force palm neck etc etc

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>>30611064
No palm to force, just the one true Escape Rope.

>>30611077
force palm is probably the only good thing for technician

what is neck?

>>30611064
Because you're not intelligent and you're going to die alone, friendless, and homeless within the next 10 years because you waste your time on a fucking imageboard instead of getting a fucking job.

Are we doing this again?

>>30611105
It's from the previous thread

Was marshadow released recently or something? Why the sudden influx of topics about it?

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>>30611317
Due to this thread and a rapidly spreading meme.

>>30611351
Ow the edge.
No wonder how it is now a meme considering the large amount of underages we have here.

>>30611351
Now that's what I call edgy

>>30611384
>>30611634
t. Butthurt OP

>>30611351
oh yeah i remember this thread, yeah it was funny but not meme funny

>>30611649
It is edgy tho

>>30611113
You think those words are anything but empty on here, you disgusting newfag?

>>30611351
>Technician Sneak
>Bad
Why is /vp/ so dumb

>>30611064
What does it feel like to have successfully forced a meme?

Doesnt technician give him a close combat with no defense drops amd a paralyze chance? How is that bad?

>>30611351
I don't get it. It's not even funny. It's nothing new that would have ended up with hundreds of replies and memestatus in any other thread either. Is this the result of that one verlis video liniking here from a day back?

>>30611982
CC is 180BP
FP is 135BP

>>30611064
It would be too broken otherwise.

>>30612038
U fuckin wot

Close combat is 120BP
Force Palm, after technician boost, is exactly the same.

No drawbacks, and a chance to paralyze.

>>30612038
Lmfao what

>>30611990
I dunno

>>30612038
Mobody said anything about focus punch

>people that play still dont know about STAB

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>>30612183
>t. retards that can't math

>>30612127
Stab

>>30612209
Technician is factored in before STAB

>>30612240
>multiplication is factored in before multiplication
>t. another retard that can't math

>>30612266
>technicial doubles power
>a base 60 move, when doubled, isn't as powerful as a base 120 move

No seriously, you're the retard here.

>>30612266
What retard thinks CC has 180 bp

>>30612285
Well, not only can you not math, apparently you can't read either.

>>30612316
You can't either.

Close Combat is only 120 base power.

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I can't tell if people think Technician is a Power Double and not the 50% it is or aren't factoring STAB for CC but are doing so for Force Palm..

Or perhaps just retarded.

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>>30612332
>>30612285
>technicial doubles power
>t. a retard that can neither read nor math

Technician isn't double you fucking retards.
After stab and technician, force palm is 135bp and cc is 180 bp. Tech is still good for shadow sneak but running force palm is retarded

All these 12 year olds ITT that never took basic math holy fucking shit

>>30611064
why not

literally a childrens game, etc etc why are you so hung up over this particular mon's abilities when there are others that got shafted harder than Marshadow anyways? it's not even the worst possible thing on him, gives him powerful priority and a variety of utility moves that become a little more useful like using rock tomb for a rock move that won't miss, does respectable damage, and lowers speed too.

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>>30612450
>J-j-j-just baiting!
>GOTCHA GOOD HUH?!?!!

not the most advantageous moveset for a pokemon with high speed in a metagame where one of the most OU negates priority, but it's still obviously great. IMO not uber like smogon thinks but still amazing. typing is a sizzler

>>30612641
sorry i meant ability, not moveset. it got a fantastic moveset. and a fantastic ability, just a little overkill in the wrong areas for its moveset/stats

>>30611990
Probably a couple of things. Yeah, release season ups the amount of shitposting, but OP was also being a tremendous faggot and continued to be one for the entire thread. The first post made a mildly amusing, over the top pun-insult that got a few legitimate laughs from people due to the relation to aforementioned OP faggotry. And then, because it got a few preplies, was shitting on OP, and was the first reply, it lit off that chain reaction of replies where people reply because there's already an above average number of replies and they all want in.

Basically, business as usual for 4chan.

>>30611064
Thank you. your helping me fill up my Marshadow folder.

Adaptability

Because it's a very technical Pokémon.

>>30612332
>>30612285
>>30612296
>>30612240
>>30612160
>>30612192
>>30612127
>>30611982


Holy hot fuck, I don't care if you're trolling or just genuinely retarded, please gtfo and/or kys for the cancer you have wrought.