meanwhile in the alternate universe

>>30607833
Fedora autists are always using running Samurai
>muh 1000 Fold Steel

When Black Ship Sailor completly shats upon it. Full Counter.

>>30607833
chinese food would be a glass canon

>American has crazy bulk but shit offensive presence
What were they thinking

>>30607926
>black ship sailor
Why not use the branched evo and get access to the full force of the great white fleet?

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My mommy is a humanphilia! What should I do?! I don't want to be a laughing stock at school!

>>30608025

Have you tried giving American a Gun? It turns all of their attacks into 2HKOs at least.

Nothing can afford to switch in unless it's holding a Bulletproof Vest.

>>30608030
Because Im one of those that like playing mind games. You send it out and the opponent now has to question and scramble to predict your next move.

>>30608245
You mean you're a contrarian
You're the kind to pick a less optimal nature or move just to fuck with people, and eat your losses.