ITT: Mons that shouldn't have Technician

>>30600673
Maybe you need to Force your Palm around your neck and Shadow Sneak into the afterlife.

>>30600938
I don't think you understand.
It could've had Adaptability.

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>STILL anally devastated
Wew. Adopt a trip while you're at it.

>>30600673
STOP. There's still a thread up and you keep getting BTFO'd regardless

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>>30600673

Mega Rayquaza should have gotten Huge Power.

>>30600938
IT COULD HAD 15, AND PLAY THE FUCKING PIANO!

>>30601222
>Mega gallade should have had thick fat
>Mega steelix needed torrent

>could've had adaptability
>hurdurr let's give it a lame boost to shadow sneak instead

Can't wait to destroy this thing with my Mega Lucario

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>>30600673

>>30601118
And you're still caught up on my posts? Technician just isn't a fair ability to have in this metagame. Especially when you can only really abuse Shadow Sneak.
>inb4 "b-but muh HP Ice!"
Situational garbage. Marshadow would be better off running Adaptability, yeah, for the CC and Spectral Thief power. -10 BP on shadow sneak is a small price to pay for big boosts on your other STAB.

And yes, Levitate would even be better than Technician. It would work better in the OU environment, where everyone and their mother runs EQ.

>>30601359
This ugly lobster would also be better if it had Adaptability.

>>30601366
>going straight to ubers once it's released
>"It would work better in the OU environment, where everyone and their mother runs EQ."
So you admit that Technician is better than levitate? Unless you actually believe Marshadow is gonna stay OU, in which case you're just retarded.

>>30601415
>lobster
Next you're gonna say Golisopod is a cockroach.

>>30601459
>getting anywhere near Ubers with Technician as its ability
Marshadow is underwhelming as fuck. It'll be OU.

Shit meme. Stop forcing it.

>>30601366
of course it would be better with adaptability
most mons are better with adaptability
but why would it get adaptability
it doesn't need adaptability
maybe you need to adapt to this environment full of people who think you're retarded

>>30601492
>underwhelming
And you say we're shitters. Wew. Adopt that trip already.

>>30601492
Just stop. You've been repeatedly BTFO in every thread you've made, repeating the same things over and over again without any argument isn't gonna change that.

>>30601568
>Inb4 it's Jimmy Neutron

>>30601415
>lobster

Anyway you can say that about nearly every Pokemon

>>30601366
I mean yeah EQ is present in the meta a lot but who's going to use that as their go to Marshadow counter? I'd swap to a fairy or something actually SE

>>30601568
>>30601582
>claiming I have no argument
>when your argument is "b-but Marshadow will be Ubers and Technician is good!!!" without any explanation or evidence
At least I'm providing reasons why Technician is an underwhelming shit ability on Marshadow. You haven't proven anything.

See you July next year, when Marshadow's movie comes out and it drops to UU with its shit ability.

>>30601703
Okay now I know you're baiting.

>>30601703
>GHOST/FIGHTING
>with that movepool
Again, you call us shitters. That trip is looking quite irresistible now.

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>>30601703
>UU

>>30601703
The only thing dropping is you from that chair m80

>>30601703
>the entire board simultaneously laughing at you
is that enough of an argument?

>>30601738
>a-anything that disagrees with my ideas is bait!
shut up

>>30601759
Yes? UU for something with practically no ability.

>>30601799
The entire board laughed at me when I proposed M-Sableye being a good mon. Everybody thought t would be shit because of Magic Bounce, but it turned out to be banned at the very end of the gen.

So yeah, I'll be the one laughing come July. And you'll all eat your words.

>>30601932
>UU for something with practically no ability.
Exactly. Marshadow is just plain good

>>30601932
>>a-anything that disagrees with my ideas is bait!
>l-le stuttering autistic greentext!

>The entire board laughed at me when I proposed M-Sableye being a good mon.
Source, my filthy, cum encrusted asshole.

>>30601932
Techinician is a good ability, especially with a pokemon with such a good movepool as Marshadow. And its signature move is super broken.

Tell me, do you think Arceus is shit because it doesnt have an ability?

OP, you need to Extremespeed to your nearest bridge and Sky Drop yourself

I tried.

>>30601932
Honestly, extra bp shadow sneak makes technician good enough already, high power prio is way better than you think it is. Even if it's already fast, being able to RK scarfers or other prio users on top of sweeping is a godsend.

find your nearest radio Technician and Zap Cannon yourself

>>30601932
Still trying to Confide your shame and throw a Facade ? Throat Chop your way out and Fly up to the final Judgement.

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>>30602132
>Fly up to the final Judgement

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>>30600673
>Hey, we gave Scizor a mega evolution!
>Cool, what's it do?
>What?
>I mean, what's different from normal Scizor?
>It's like Scizor, but more so.

Mewtwo has consistently been in the upper tier of Ubers since release, and that thing's abilities are so awful that they might as well not exist.

>>30601932
Is this your Last Resort? Do us all a favor and U-turn out of this thread. I'm Astonish(ed) at your lack of Foresight and your Nasty Plot.

>>30600938
Wow, its almost like you didn't steal this from the thread the other day. Fucking unorginal faggot.

>>30602236
that's the point

>>30602236
Force your Palm around your neck and Shadow Sneak into the afterlife.

>>30602291
Wow, its almost like you didn't steal this from the thread the other day. Fucking unorginal faggot.

>>30600673
Your threads are so Toxic, OP. Just go wander around in a Blizzard until the Sheer Cold kills you

>>30602202
To be fair, even if it still does relatively the same thing, M-Scizor's insane added bulk lets it run more defensive sets, which regular Scizor kind of struggled to do since its defenses weren't that high aside from decent defense, its special bulk was pretty terrible.
But yeah, as much as I love Mega Scizor, it's a bit disappointing for it just to be "scizor but with bigger numbers"

>>30602351
Wow, its almost like you didn't steal this from the thread the other day. Fucking unorginal faggot.

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Itll be ou
Stat wise its just a bulkier weavile(better typing)
Spectral thief
Close comat
Punches for coverage
Shadow sneak,shadow punch,Force palm,Rolling kick all work woth Technician
Has will o wisp just to be a dick or for obvious sucker punch
Or could even run a Bulk up set with Drain punch

Its too good for UU but its perfect for OU
And it will probably get a form like hoppa did
Probably some super sentai looking hero or something

>>30601932
>UU for something with practically no ability
All Pressure users in Ubers say high

>>30601366
Why not just give everything huge power or moody. Those would be a way better ability than what they have now!

>>30601366
Why are you so autistically obsessed about Adaptability? How does it even make sense thematically?

>>30602423
>OU
Nigger you're delusional, this thing will be quickbanned as fuck.

>>30602414
Wow, its almost like you didn't steal this from the thread the other day. Fucking unorginal faggot.

>>30601333
>Marshadow is Ghost/Fighting
What did he mean by this

>>30602966
le wow, its almost like le you didn't le steal this le from le thread le other day. Fucking le "unorginal" faggot.

>>30601333
Destroy it with your lower speed and Fighting weakness?

>>30602212
Fucking really, anon?

>>30601932
>UU for something with practically no ability.
I guess Scizor has practically no ability. It's not like Technician Bullet Punch is any good.

>>30602957
yeah but it doesn't have adaptability.

jokes aside, I'm not seeing quickban on it or Pheromosa. It's easy enough to burn, seems like it hates hazards, gets walled by the usual physical walls like celesteela and toxapex, and will have trouble with fairies. It'll probably be like a less broken lando-i, which will be tolerable.