a reminder to abuse your gardevoirs

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>>30596559

>>30596785
"other" types of abuse

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>>30596825

>>30597037
she does not give it. you give it and she gets it weather she wants it or not

>>30596559

I don't like psychic types though. Lilligant is superior waifu and nobody abuses Lilligant.

>>30597129
gardevoirs cant talk and they protect you. they look sexy

>>30596559
I was planning on being nice to mine, but you're the boss OP. Abuse it is.

>>30597318
is it a boy or girl

The only way to truly abuse a Gardevoir is to constantly feel terrible on purpose.
And even then it might not happen, because it's going to try and make you happy. And you won't be able to hide when you are.

>>30597576
not that type of abuse. were talking about sexual abuse

>you will never beat your Gardevoir while telling her it's how you show love
>you will never accidentally go too far one time and kill her
>you will never pulll one of the eggs you made with her out of the box and begin the cycle anew

>>30596559
I wanted to abuse my Gardevoir but he said no.

>>30597398
neither. such social constructs do not exist outside of human society

>>30597799
its a boy?

>>30596559
NOOOOO

I'm going to treat mine like a princess

>>30597842
Yes.

>>30597398
Hahaha, o-of course it's a girl Anon! Why would I have a boy Gardevoir?

>>30598774
She will cuck you with a bisharp if you do.

>>30597799
>he

>>30597799
throw him into the woods and shoot him if he comes back

>>30599089
Bisharp x Gardevoir is my OTP

>>30596785
>>30597037
Is this a MGS4 reference? I never fully understood the "eat all the eggs" meme.

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>>30598158
I still don't understand what's going on in this picture.

At first I thought the trainer was giving his Gardevoir too much attention, and Sharpedo was jealous. Then I realized that the trainer is tied up and the Gardevoir is feeding him and he looks pretty uncomfortable come to think of it.

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>>30599358
old /v/ meme

>>30599409
>Gardevoir is a thirsty slut trying to seduce her trainer
>trainer is a normalfag and not interested in fucking a pokemon
>Sharpedo wants to kill the ho
>Sceptile wonders why he puts up with this shit

>>30598158
>>30599409
>>30600155
Brendan just has good taste, he doesn't want to fug Gardevoir.
>captcha: visit our place

>>30599743
that choker

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>>30599897
>>30600206

Based Sharpedo

>>30600266
whats her problem at the end

>>30600861
Bitten by half a shark.

>>30601447
sorry that im drunk. my gardevoir loves to teal my moonshine

Isn't abusing Psychic type incredibly dangerous since they can break your brain like a twig?

>>30601538
im autistic. she cant break this brain

>>30601538
Just means they're probably the ones who made you want to abuse them in the first place, those naughty psychic types...

>>30601606
>Abuse your dog
>One day go a little too far
>Get bitten
The bite, in this case, is a brain hemorrhage.

>>30601648
That seem very likely. In which case all abuse is just naughty play.

>>30601699
now that i think about it she might have a rape fetish. i think she might have a urine fetish also

>>30601758
All fetishes you think you force on her were actually implanted on your brain by her.

>>30601797
what about the urine fetish

>>30601856
everything

>>30601979
i dont have a urine fetish

GF conceived Gardevoir as a knightly pokemon.
Fans see it as an adorable waifumon.

Put 'em together and you get something like Saber from F/SN.

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>>30602315
>tfw no mildly autistic, overprotective female Gardevoir waifu that can't decide if she sees me as her respected trainer or as a potential mate

>>30602315
Galade is the knight, Gardevoir is the actual waifu.

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>>30599897
Actually sharpedo is in love with it's trainer and is jealous of gardevoir

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>>30602702

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I think I like Kirlia better. Kirlia is great as both a cute little sister and an adorable lady-boy. And the idea of a male kirlia getting kissy-kissy with female gardevoir is best romance.

I want a sissy Gardevoir or Gallade

>>30602581
If that retcon were true, Gardevoir would be exclusively female. They're both knights.

>>30603021
Nah

>>30603118
Gardevoir's japanese name is literally Sirnight.

>>30603221
>sirknight
>sir
>sirloin
>loin
>loincloth
I know what's under that dress anon. It ain't a pork sword, that's for sure.

>>30601538
>implying humans don't have the highest special defense of all

There's a reason why we hold the Pokeballs

if i have autism and she reads my mind will she get autism

>>30603635
Yes.

It's why there's been an autism epidemic in the Ralts population in Hoenn.

>all these pussy gardevoir owners abusing thier mons

Salazzle owner here, you fags will never know the thrill of being abused by a Pokemon

>>30603777
that explains why when she came to me she started to get smart. im on the spectrum but not full blown potato. im just a french fry. im high functioning

>>30603837
Not everyone is submissive, anon.

>>30602510
It might be possible.
>You get an egg at the daycare
>You go jogging with the egg in your hands
>Suddenly, it hatches
>It's a female Ralts
>Looks at you with her huge eyes
>You're the very first thing she sees
>That little thing thinks you're her father/mother
>Hugs you with her little hands
>As she grows you're the only being she trusts
>As she evolves, she realizes she's becoming more and more powerful than you
>You're her life
>She can't even begin to imagine a life without you
>She gradually begins to confine you for you to be safe
>She finally surrounds you in a black hole so not even a microbe can harm you

>>30605105
>Ralts
>Looks at you with her huge eyes

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>>30605136

FUCK

>>30605136
But they have eyes, it's just that they're obscured by the bowl cut hair. If they look up you can see them.

I want to be a Gardevoir, they're pretty.