>2016 >still no kangaroo Pokemon What went wrong?

>>30586090
>what is kangaskhan

>>30586100
Breloom.

>>30586100
Doesn't count

>>30586104
I forgot about this one actually.

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>2016
>still no turtle pokemon

>>30586090
>What is Chansey?

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>2016
>still no bird pokemon

>>30586127
>doesnt count
>literally uses kangaroo in the name

okay

>the year of our non-existent lord 2016
>still no fish Pokemon

What the fuck?

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>>30586133

>>30586127
>The example someone gave me doesn't count even though it is a kangaroo

>>30586127

>it's not a generic kangaroo so it doesn't count!

>>30586104

A fucking dinosaur

>>30586951
Name ONE (1) turtle Pokemon.

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>2016 (-262 +713 Dimensional Axis, Universe currently 76 Billion Years old)
>STILL no electric mouse Pokémon

>C U R R E N T Y E A R
>Still no electric mouse Pokemon

This truly is the darkest timeline

>>30587035
Titourga

>>30587035
Durant

>>30587252
that's a tortoise

>>30586157
Also just because orcas are a kind of dolphin doesn't mean Kyogre counts as a dolphin pokemon

>>30587252
doesn't count

>>30587275
the moon is clouds

>>30587375
It kinda does.

And Kangaskhan doesn't just have a type of kangaroo in its name

>>30586090
>Vullaby
It literally has Wallaby in its name come on OP

Still no tiger pkmn, why to live.

>>30588028
Arcanine you dingus

>>30586090
>January 1st, 2017-25 Days
>Still no Pokemon based off of the Pokémon Charizard

>2016
>STILL no Fish pokémon

>>30586090
Is it normal/healthy for a Kangaroo to look like that?

>>30588451
>what is Rhydon

They're both fire/flying you idiot

>>30588477
>what is Dewgong
fucking retard

>>30586127
>has marsupial pouch, and kicking and punching theme
>named "garooler"
>doesn't count

>>30587035
Uh uh, CHARIZAR-shit, uh UHHH Moona! Uh uh f-f-fuck uh SPACE JAM JACKIE MAN

>>30587035
Hitmonchan

>>30589798
Fuck off you underage forum shitter

>Still not Godzilla pokemone

>>30586090
A kangaroo could kick your ass in a fight. God damn.

>>30589830
Fuck off you double nigger, I've been on 4chan since '09, I'm allowed to have fun every once in a while

>>30587035
Rapidash

You guys are making this too easy

>>30587035
Vikavolt

>>30589798
This post ruined this thread. Go back to Re ddit, you unfunny nerd.

>>30589870
>I've been on 4chan since '09
best way to prove your new fag

>>30589923
lmao

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Where the fuck is this pokemon?
>Iconic
>colourful
>Has an IRL gimick

>>30587037
what the fuck is pichaku?

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>>30586127
>durr it doesnt count because i said so meme

>>30586151
>what is turtonator

>>30589992
doesn't count

This thread angers my autism pleas stop c:

>>30586135
If you actually think Chansey is a kangaroo pokemon, we need to fight.

>>30588490
Yeah, these guys get jacked as fuck. I think I read somewhere that the females actially prefer the more muscular ones to mate with.

Their meat is super lean as a result.

>>30588451
>Charizard-X and Charizard-Y
>Even have Charizard in the name
>one of them is the same type

>>30586127
I know you're retarded, but why doesn't it count to you?

>>30588490
>Friendly reminder that you will never be as swole as a kangaroo.
>Seriously don't fight a kangaroo, if it doesnt just drown you it'll rip your belly open.

>>30589943
If you haven't been here since before 2006 that means you're a newfag too

>>30586090
>No velocioraptor fossil pokemon.
> No megaladon fossil pokemon

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>>30586127
>Kangaskhan doesn't count
>but Breeloom does

>>30590021
Turtonator is a rabbit you fucking idiot

>>30586090
>2016
>Still no plant type dinosaur

Fossils are cool but cradily isn't a dinosaur.

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>implying owls are birds

>>30586157
so salamence is a salamander? weedle is a weed? pidgeot is a pigeon?

>>30590803
>what is Wingull

Here's your (You)

>>30588605
doesn't count

>>30590906
Nice try anon. Wingull is Grass/ELECTRIC, not Grass/Rock

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>current millennia
>no frog pokemon

>>30587117
kill yourself, that was a shit effort at trying to be funny.

>>30586090
T-the kangaroo in your p-pic, is a JoJo r-refence?!

Name 1 (One [Uno]) snail Pokémon that is NOT an escargo.

>>30591914
Dangledore

>>30589961
That's an excellent question. I'd love to see a cool peacock Pokemon.

>>30590883
actually they're ghosts

>>30590021
doesnt count.

>>30586100
Still possibly the best Pokemon name.

>>30587035
Jackie Chan FUCK

>>30586090
>2016
>still no pokemon

life is suffering

>>30587035
Dewpider

>>30592577
Still no what?

>>30592653
name one pokemon

>>30592698
Agumon

>>30590803
Literally Tropius

>>30592777
Tropius is Poison/Fairy and it's not even a dinosaur you retard

>>30590184
>Seriously don't fight a kangaroo
what if he chokeholds my dog?

>>30593016
Sock that fucker in the face, you don't mess with a bloke's dog.

>Next year - 26 days
>Still no video game where you go around capturing magical animals which you use to fight other magical animals.

>>30592906
>Tropius is Poison/Fairy
Are you retarded?

>>30592777
Doesn't count.

>>30586090
Kangaskhan
Chansey
Breloom

>>30593403
yeah he is. it's fire/fighting, what a fucking retard

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>almost 2017
>still no waifu pokemon

Why am I even still alive

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>>30586090
What the fuck did you just say? What is kangaskan you cunt

>>30594148
Kangaskhan is a lion

>>30593478
>fire fighting
Nah you're thinking of Croconaw. Tropius is GROUND/Fighting

>>30588490
nah m8 kangaroos like that are pure healthy type

>2016
>no Pokémon with a bulb on its back, that evolves to reveal a flower from the bulb

>>30594462
>what is articuno

>>30594462
>what is literally every gen 4 pokemon

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>2016
>Still no good pokemon.

>>30594537
I-is this a jojo reference!?

>2016
>still no jackalope Pokemon

>2016
>still no dunsparce pokemon

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>2017
>still no sun doggo pokemon

>>30594919
I thought these fuckers were real until literally yesterday because of a thread on /v/.

>2016
>still no imageboard pokemon

>>30594966

They already sound like a Pokemon by basic description, a jack rabbit with antler/horns.

>>30594995
Bug Garbodor is a thing.

>>30590803
bait, venusaur

>>30594966
they ARE real, sort of. there's a sort of infectious fungus or virus that causes warty antler like growths on rabbits

>>30594417
Nice.