ITT: We post our favorite pokemon and tell a secret. The last

>>30585381
forgot mine
I have serious doubts about my sexuality

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>magnemite
i was emotionally abused by my brother as a child

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This guy.

i make so-so screenshots with garrysmod

>>30585414
can we see some?

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Volcarona
I've been looking for a friend for soon 6 years, not even knowing if she's alive.

>>30585428
What happened to her?

>>30585421
As to not waste pic limit
http://m.imgur.com/a/F6Q5A
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>>30585449
Disappeared. It was overseas and therefore only by internet. Lost her number, ect. I was 13 at the time

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I've been cheating on my girlfriend since my first ever relationship. By the time one relationship ended, I had already begun a different relationship with another girl, thus totally skipping the 'being single' phase. This chain had gone on for a long while until about a year ago when I broke up with my then girlfriend on New Years, leaving me actually single for the first time since my freshman year of high school. (I'm a college sophomore)
Recently, I've met someone who I can see myself with for a long while, but I don't trust myself enough to actually date her, so I'm keeping her at arms length. Definitely for the best.

Also, a lot of my favorite Pokemon are considered waifu/furrybait, like Tsareena and Roserade for example, but I only like them because they're cute and get annoyed when people accuse me of being a waifufag.

>>30585468
Oh you're the guy from the /qst/ thread.

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big thunder cat
im gay, my friends and family don't know. i've been keeping it a secret out of fear for years.

>>30585500
Just control yourself anon. It shouldn't be that hard if you really love her

>sexual confessions thread
/v/, /vp/, it's all the same

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>Delphox
I inflate my dick and balls with saline. yep.

>>30585381
Trevenant
I once fooled a girl who had a crush on me for months by disappearing for weeks on end and telling her a revisited version of the plot for Code Geass (minus the mind control) to explain why I was gone. I was a soldier in the revolutionary anti-Brittanninan forces. She never found out I was leading her on.

>>30585532
What? How? Why? I honest to god don't understand, does it have a long term effect?
>>30585519
I feel like I've said that to myself several times up to this point. I'm just going to wait until I'm older and hopefully more mature or something.

Leafeon
My parents would verbally abuse me in public knowing I had severe anxiety, making me stumble on my words and get near a mental breakdown. When I got home the abuse became physical. I moved out last year and I haven't talked to them since.

I'm now living with my loving boyfriend and our two cats.

>>30585516
how old are you?

>>30585500
> I only like them because they're cute and get annoyed when people accuse me of being a waifufag.
I understand that. My favorite 'mon is Gardevoir, so I get how it feels.

To your first point, I would just say go for it, but I'm terrible with relationship stuff (19 and never so much as even hugged a girl, so I wouldn't know if I'm correct. Sorry.

As for a secret... I'm considered extremely smart but for some reason I keep slacking off, putting myself down, fucking up my grades, considering suicide, then putting other people down and enjoying their suffering as a result of it. It''s a vicious cycle, but it's really weird, because a part of my also strongly believes in saving the world and its people and bringing peace and equality to all. I must be fucked up.

>>30585557
>What? How? Why?
With a catheter needle, an iv line, and a bag of saline.

The only long term effect is ill get bigger the next time i do it, also I hang low I guess.

Its really fun.

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Drifloon
I've been pretending to be a girl for 10 years now. It's pretty much messed me up emotionally and mentally. I sort of want to be a trap but I know that it and sex changes arn't really viable options so I just ignore it other than ERP stuff.

>>30585587
What does it feel like?
How is it fun?

>>30585571
24. It's sad, isn't it?

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>>30585563
I'm glad it worked out for you, anon. My dad was abusive to me too and kicked me out when I turned 18. I made the most of it, got myself in college and now live in a great house with cool roommates and three (3) cats.
Haven't talked to my dad in 2 years, don't plan on speaking to him again, either. Let's do our best not to repeat our parents' mistakes if we ever have children in the future.

>>30585592
Heavy, sensitive, huge.
I get pretty big, like 18.5 inches around my balls big.
Course it is fun, i get to sling it around for 36 hours. Wanks are amazing too.
To big to fit into anything though

>>30585381
Wasn't the last thread full of people who wanted to commit suicide?
It was. I was one of them

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VICTORY IS MINE

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>>30585607
>>I get pretty big, like 18.5 inches around my balls big.

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Salandit.

I've come home to care for my father who has pancreatic cancer after years and years of alcohol abuse. Truthfully, I'm so exhausted that I'd rather kill myself or watch him die than suffer through his shitty, narcissistic attitude until he finishes chemo next February.

>>30585516
Hey, if you have shelter/financial stability, you should come out. Even if they don't accept you immediately, they'll still love you because you're still the same person you've always been.

Being true to yourself without living life in fear is one of the most wonderful feelings.

>>30585638
You most likely have the means to covertly end him, rather than yourself.
Trust me
Good mon choice, my dude

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>>30585626
I don't really expect anyone to understand. A kink is a kink.

>>30585641
This is incredibly naive.

>>30585603
It's glad to hear from other survivors. And promise me that I'll stay true to that if I have kids.

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I've got a rather healthy stash of Bad Dragon toys I enjoy on a very regular basis, as I have an active disgust for human genitalia (or even bodys in general).

>>30585532
Please elaborate. Especially, how does it feel (during release)?

>>30585653
>furrybait poke
>bad dragon toys
>disgust for human body
what's your fursona?

>>30585653
How'd puckered be your asshola?

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>>30585645
No, you're right. I'm not judging you, I've just never heard of this before outside of /trash/ furry art threads, I had no idea someone could really do it to themselves. I'm stunned, even after 6 years of this place, things continue to astound me. Have fun, anon, don't stop for anyone.

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I keep feel like I died at some point in my childhood and my entire life past that point has been one long nightmare. No matter how ridiculous I realise it is, the feeling never shakes.

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>>30585663
Ejaculation is the same, but before hand its like three times as sensitive. Imagine is your junk weight like 4 pounds.

>>30585673
Stop by /ftt/ on /trash/ and maybe you'll get to see it.
Someone has found my supplies before. But they have no idea what I use it for.

>>30585680
This is a legitimate mental illness, anon. It's called Cotard delusion - look it up and educate yourself, maybe you can find someone to help you make your peace with the feeling.

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>>30585697
You're a cotard.

Thanks anon.

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Post yfw you were born straight, mentally stable and in a normal, middle-high income family.

>>30585665
Don't have one. Just because my dick is wired for furrys doesn't mean I'm one of those deluded people who think they are wolf in a humans body or some shit.

>>30585670
How am I supposed to know? I don't exactly observe myself while taking a ride. But I suppose it looks rather normal, as I don't overdo it. A doctor might tell a difference.

>>30585712
Obviously wrong since you're here

>>30585693
Different anon here, but how exactly do you do it? Do you stab the needle into your dick? Does it hurt at all? I'm feeling pretty curious

Tangela

I do my best to be friendly to everyone, but I'm actually a real piece of shit. When people tell me good news about their lives, there isn't even a small part of me that's happy for them. I'm a bitter, envious prick and no one even knows. I want everyone to fail at everything. If someone has a good career or relationship, I want it to fall apart. And when it does fall apart, I'm secretly ecstatic. But the funny part is, if someone needs my help I'll be there for them 100%. If they end up succeeding, I won't be happy at all, but I'll still do whatever it takes to help them get what they want. I'd take a bullet for a friend, but if they get a job interview or go on a hot date or whatever, I'm just praying for it to go terribly.

I don't know if this is edgy or what. I'm also not sure if it matters, because I'm very good at hiding it.

>>30585712
This except I'm a furfag
I'm pretty normal on the surface I think.

>>30585728
Holy shit, you just summed me up so perfectly, it's actually damn creepy.

>>30585728
Have you ever thought about purposely trying to get people to fail?

>>30585648
If your family/friends are honestly willing to abandon you because of something as small as your sexuality, they aren't worth associating with in the first place.

Smeargle.
I want nothing more than to be a dog desu

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>>30585727
I push the needle in my scrote, between my testicles. Its a catheter so the needle is pulled out and the sleeve is left in.
When I prick myself or if in infuse too fast, it hurts.

>>30585532
>>30585645
>>30585693
>>30585587
>>30585607
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3046769/Man-left-agony-unable-sex-injecting-VASELINE-penis-hope-make-manhood-bigger.html

>nigga

Sableye

I have really bad OCD and I can't stand to touch anything, especially other people. My family thinks it's about germs, but my real concern is a different sort of contamination. I'm afraid touching people will change who I am as a person, that a bit of them will seep in through my skin and I'll lose a bit of myself in the process. I have an intense fear of losing myself.

>>30585724
My worst "problem" mentally is having a fairly nerdy set of interests. Compared to people like >>30585532 and >>30585563 I'm basically the pinnacle of normalcy here.

>>30585758
Vaseline is not saline,

>nigga

Been doing it for months now. Its completely temporary.

>>30585778
you gonna die
>nigga

>>30585744
No. That's not something I would do.
I just hope they'll fail, enjoy when they feel, and feel awful when they succeed.

>>30585774
I envy you.

>>30585740
>furfag
>pretty normal
I don't think it works that way

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>>30585789
We all die, anon.

>>30585778
Do your loads also get bigger? Like, is part of the saline expelled together with the semen?

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Aside from my mother I dont really care about my family in general. It's not like they're all horrible people, more i barely know most of them at all. I've gone to funerals for people several times but the past few i didn't shed a single tear over. I don't know how i'm supposed to feel bad for a dead cousin when I barely even knew them to begin with. Even when my grandma died, who i was pretty close to, I didn't cry. I miss her, but i've never cried over it

>>30585712
>dumb frogposter
>mentally stable

>>30585808
No. Cum is produced in the prostate.

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I like to play yugioh.

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Eevee

In my early teens I fantasized about magically turning into a girl for no other reason than to know what it felt like. Those thoughts have gradually lessened as I've gotten older.

>>30585381
My good friend here
My family is a massive walking pile of complexes.

>>30585806
well at least i won't get ball canser like you
and the fuck if with all these fury reaction images
>nigga

>>30585816
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>30585809
nigga that's the same for everybody

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i use different personalities around different people so they will like me

>canser

>>30585794
Even though I intentionally tried to come out as a dick I hope life works out for all of you, whatever struggles you might be facing.

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I'm a /fit/ normie working in a hospital but I still come here in my off time to duke it out in waifu wars

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Even after so many years, I hate myself for always making fun of my father behind his back, and never telling him I loved him. He was the nicest father someone could ask for and spoiled on every chance he got, and I returned that favor by being an asshole. I love everyone around me, including him, but I was just a too big of edgelord to realize or admit that. I didn't even cry when he passed away, because I subconsciously cared too much about what others thought of me.
Since the day he passed away, I have decided to never hide my feelings. My one wish is that there is some form of afterlife, so I can apologize to him one day.

Honestly, this is the only thing I've never talked to anyone about, and even if no one reads or cares about this, it felt good getting it off my chest. Thank you for making this thread, OP.

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>>30585381
I don't have a favourite Pokemon

>>30585840
same one group of people at my school think im the captain of a small local rugby team another think in a neck beard wow player
> tfw i have never touched a rugby ball and i dont even have a wow account

>>30585821
same desu

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I really enjoy singing and I like to think I'm pretty good at it, but as soon as I try to sing in front of people my voice cracks and I can't sing very well
I'm also pretty good at drawing but never feel motivated to draw anymore and only ever feel inspired when I love a girl
>>30585816
Quit anon
I did and playing other card games has been much more fun
Don't continue to hurt yourself
I believe in you

I miss Construct

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[Spoiler]I always wanted to kill someone, but because of rules I never did

>>30585861
Fuck, this hits me way too hard. I went on a trip with my dad last year and acted like a massive prick to him the whole time. I completely regret how I acted and wish it was a more pleasant trip (I still had a good time though). I should hug him at some point.

>>30585821
I had fantasies of becoming pokemon instead

>>30585913
shit
4chan was a mistake

>>30585821
With me it has gotten worse over time to the point, that I fantasise about getting (forcibly) impregnated.

>>30585913
>fucked up the spoiler
Shit anon now the FBI can see your post

>>30585923
I've also had those fantasies too, mostly when I was around 7 or 8, but also relatively recently too, like around the past year or two. Though the latter is more storyline based imagination rather than any full on fantasies.

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Call me an edgelord, but there are times when I get this really strong feeling of biting a girl. Especially parts like their breasts. Biting hard enough to leave deep wounds or rip take whole breast off.

Aggron

I got a handy J while sitting on a bench at a mall. We'd been texting for a few weeks and that was the first day I met her. First we snuck into a changing room at a clothing store and kissed. Then later I put a coat on my lap and she went to town, while whispering the sort of weird fetish shit I like in my ear.
We were in plain view, and a few passersby glared at us, but no one ever put a stop to it. I finally came in my pants, which made for an awkward drive home when my dad came to pick me up

This was many years ago in HS, and I'm a forever alone NEET now, so don't be jelly

>>30585873
I used to lie all the time when I was in comprehensive school, it fucks you up pretty bad and gets you into a lot of shitty situations. After embarrassing myself too many times I figured out what the problem was and gradually became more honest, but I still don't have a strong sense of identity and I catch myself lying from time to time.

I once jacked off a horse

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>>30586030
wek I have a hard time picking a favorite pokemon, go with archeops I guess, he's cool

>>30586030
You did not, you liar

>>30585728
>>30585743

Add lazy to this and I'm in the same boat.

>Lopunny
I want children one day but I just can't trust women any more. Every single woman I've had feelings for turned out to be a huge cunt, crazy or wasn't available
I'm currently living the weeabo life with mai waifu and a fucking body pillow and I'm enjoying it, but I know I can't go on like this forever

>>30586081
Who is your waifu?

>>30585906
But mana costs are dumb.

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I have saved my dad from killing himself once.

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After having a dream that involved a favorite pokemon nonsexual of course i'm not a sick fuck I've felt empty inside. I just want to be happy but in the real world it just doesn't happen because everything i try ends badly. Whenever i wake up i get sad i cant fall back asleep for another 12 hours.

I also post with more than one favorite in this thread so i can get more posts in

>>30586052
I live on a farm, was really into bestiality at the time and frequented a certain bannable offense board

Mew
I think I'm starting to develop feelings with another boy I've been texting a bit about pokemon. That or I'm finding a really good friend and I don't have enough experience to tell the difference

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Blaziken
might kill myself tonight

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>>30586088
Asuka Langley Soryu
I hate everything about Shikinami and I regularly tell people on /a/ to kill themselves if they say anything positive about the rebuilds

>>30586089
Yugioh>Force of Will>Vanguard>Duel Masters>MtG>VS System>DBZ TCG>Kaijudo>Harry Potter TCG>MLP TCG>Hearthstone

>>30585976
Let me guess, the Mystery Dungeon games?

Had it not been for them, I wouldn't have even considered it, but they made their lore out to be surprisingly addictive to fantasize over.

It's kind of what got me pushing some of the art here too>>30585468.

i join a roleplaying schematic to help beat out the urge once in a while

>>30586109
How do you feel exactly, anon? Like, what do you feel when talking to him?

>>30586131
I feel happy. I have a SO already and I feel happy with him too. They're different types of happy. I've never had a lot of friends, or really any that I don't talk with out of passing, and the person I'm with is my first relationship so I feel like I'm experiencing a strong friendship for the first time and feel like a kid for not knowing the difference.

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I actually find 3DPD. Just the thought of kissing any of the girls I know, some of which are pretty attractive, makes my want to puke. So, unless I find a special someone, I will be single forever.

Also, I don't find little girls disgusting, but I don't find them attractive either, so I'm not sure if I'm a pedo or not.

>>30586089
That's why I use energies instead

>>30586148
I guess the simplest way to put it is this: Would you give up your SO for this other guy? Or maybe you're polyamorous. If you seriously think that might be the case, you should talk to your SO.

>>30586118
A little bit, yeah. Especially around the time the first ones came out. It's just really fun imagining different stories with the concept of turning into a pokemon.

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I'm currently "homeless" with one of my friends, i put the quotes because my mom has repeatly told me that she loves me and wants me to come back home with her and my older brother, but I can't abandon my friend even though I cannot stand being around him and being homeless anymore, but he's mentally ill and has no one else to turn to. I can't abandon him but i really really want to.

>>30586163
No I wouldn't want to lose the person I'm with now. I wouldn't want to hurt them. Also I don't think I could be in that kind of relationship, one person at a time. I just get warmth from the both of them. Maybe that's just having people you love be around you

>>30586163
Fuck off with that selfish nonsense.

>>30586115
>>30586115
>Force of Will second
Well you have good tastes anon

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>>30586114
Impeccable taste. My (You)'s are always available for eva girls

>>30586030
>>30586099
I also just remembered that I used to get on the trampoline near the road with my dog and get her to hump me (she would only do it on the trampoline), there's a good chance that people driving by saw me. I was very young at the time and didn't know much about sex at all, but my uncle definitely saw me doing once and it and it keeps me up at night to this day. I hope he didn't tell my parents

>>30586113
don't anon, i love you <3

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>>30586189
I'm in sort of the opposite situation. One of my friends is letting me stay at his apartment and this is the only reason I'm not homeless. I can't land a job anywhere; I haven't even been accepted to do volunteer work. My mother says the same things, except she's lying through her teeth because she's an abusive asshole who just wants to have me there to stare at and try to molest again.

>>30586189
Do it. Drop him. He's a leech that'll drain you dry and shamble to the next victim once you're gone. You have all the pleasures of a home at your fingertips, you have to reach out. Do it, anon. Begin again.

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>>30585381
Skitty <3
I used to add people on skype from other board, and then chat with them and all that stuff while trying to groom them for nudes. After they have send their dickpics or jacked off together in webcam, I got bored of them and didn't talk anymore.

>>30586250
This. Some times you need to be selfish.
I've helped enough people to know that sometimes it's not worth it.

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I don't know why, but around the time of my birthday I always become sort of easily angered or depressive. My last birthday was my 21st and my mom took me away with my brother and her boyfriend for a week and I just a miserable sack of shit the whole time. I really regret it immensely because I know she just wanted to show me a good time and shit because she loves me but I was basically just a sour asshole the whole time. I wish I could go back and do things different, if not for any other reason than to show her she did a good job. I also have not come to terms mentally at all with the fact my father will one day die and it eats me up inside because I love him and he's practically my best friend because we do shit all the time.

I think I made myself sad.

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pic and Mawile
I have a huge dad/son fetish but have no intimate feelings for my own father.

>>30586114
10/10 waifu taste
0/10 taste concerning the rebuilds

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I lie to my friends

>>30586286
I always get sad around my birthday too because it reminds me how little I got done all year, even though I'm not a NEET.
I really hate getting older.

>>30586292
thank you and permanently remove yourself from this planet please

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Line related

I act as a normal guy in front of everyone but I've been feeling as a girl and act as so on internet since middle school. I haven't told anyone about it and I'm afraid that doing so would make me lose the few people that likes me.

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My brother wasphysically abusive and a drug abuser from when i was 9 to when i was 14. I can't trust anyone properly because of it and its really taken a toll on my overall life. Until i ran away from home about a year ago, he would still somehow convince my parents he was ok, then get drunk and high and start screaming and attacking them and i. i thought for the longest time that he was dead but it turns out he's spending a lifetime in jail for an OWI and in possession of a bunch of heroine and shit.

Quilava's pretty neat

>>30585862
Doesn't looks like anything to me.

>>30586173
I've always thought of posting a diary of a turned monster on the /tg/ story threads, having him or me when I eventually admit I'm doing it for the self-insert fantasy slowly wake into the new world and document all he sees in such a professional research that it seems cute, but at the same time illustrating how he copes with his new body structure, powers, how he plans to settle in/find a way back into human form.

I mean, sorry for the burst of autism there, it's just that I haven't seen an opportunity to talk about it.

>>30585484
oh bugger off she grew up fine, and probably doesn't even remember you. move on to another girl, shit like that is such a turn off

>>30586397
I think it's pretty fine

>>30585500
>Also, a lot of my favorite Pokemon are considered waifu/furrybait, like Tsareena and Roserade for example, but I only like them because they're cute and get annoyed when people accuse me of being a waifufag.

sure, waifufag. you wouldn't have to even say that if it were true

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>>30585381
I don't really care/love anyone in my dad's family except for him since I barely know those people. I go there with my dad all the time though, and I think my Grandma's the one I know by name. I'm 19.
I'm also very confused by my sexuality.

[/Spolier] Some of these are really depressing.

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>these two fags
i havent used toilet paper for nearly six years. I shower after i shit. Makes me feel fresh and clean.

>>30585607
you should go on omegle and sling it around for girls who don't know about that stuff. unless you're a degenerate only attracted to dogs

>>30586446
[Spolier]I spoiled my own spolier.

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>>30586286
I can relate very much to your story too. I'm living in a different city than my parents. Each time I see them I feel a bit uneasy because of that. My dad is 70, and I'm completely aware that he will leave us pretty soon. But we can't do anything about it. Death is an immutable part of life and we have no choice but to accept it when it comes.

As for myself, I fear most the death of the people I love than my own death. The reason I don't want to live beyond 40 years is this. I don't think I'll be strong enough to see my friends and family dying.

Anyways, people change and adapt. It's the way of nature.
We are afraid of it because we think of it as an instant process when, instead, is a slow and steady one.

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>>30586446
>>30586464
You're an egg.

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>>30586415
Thanks, here's an extra pic since I'm feeling generous rn.

>>30586397
No, no, don't be sorry, this is genuinely interesting. Never actually thought of a tg story being told in a POV diary style, it honestly sounds like a winning formula.

Keep coming up with ideas and stuff, anon, never let your imagination run dry.

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I've broken almost every promise I've ever made. Rarely do I feel bad about it for more than a day.

My next promise to break will likely be with a girl I met online. Over the years shes grown very attached to me, and I her, and she wants me to move in with her and a few other mutual friends in Canada. Frankly, though, shes already dating one of those mutual friends, and I'm not particularly keen on getting cockblocked before I even get a chance to play the game, since she's the only reason I'd ever go there in the first place. It pains me that this is the inevitability of the situation.

She's been betrayed all her life, lied to about even what her identity was, and was thoroughly convinced I was different from everyone else. Even said she'd ditch her current boyfriend to give me a shot. I don't swing that way though.

I'll have to tell her eventually. Prove to her that I'm really not as different, as trustworthy as I implied. But I suppose it was always probable that it would end up like this. Again, I cant keep promises.

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I like reminding people that everyone they know and love will one day die, and they will be all alone. They might look at photos and videos of their family and friends from their childhood, but they'll never see them again.

>>30585611
nice try. here's a compensation (You)

>>30586534
Why did you even promise to go? Did you not know about the other people?

Typhlosion

The huge amount of pressure I got as a firstborn from my parents led me to a path of self-destruction. I drank a lot, smoked like a chimney and ate a lot of sugary stuff to cope.

Now that my parents favored my little brothers more than I am, I felt relief, but I'm afraid that I can't get or feel /fit/ for the rest of my life.

>>30586554
I'll be dead before them

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I'm into mom/son

>>30586534
>Overconfident to a fault in how things will go until they start showing the slightest sign of difficult, at which point you bail

You share a lot with your pokemon, you know?

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I have a farting fetish.

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>>30586943
Then you will make the live of everyone you leave behind sad and lonely. They'll cry, and beg you to come back, but breaking their hearts, you won't.
Also, you'll be dead, which sucks too.

>>30586534
Promises are generally bullshit and are an easy way to get manipulated. If you have such a hard time keeping them you probably shouldn't make them at all. If she has her boyfriend she most certainly won't have a hard time letting you go, you're better off ending it sooner rather than later, you cuck. Good luck friend

>>30586243
Don't go back to her, she is garbage and will always be garbage, keep looking for a job anon if I could I would get you a job at the place I work at, it's Jack-in-the-Box but they pay me assloads to do nothing

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>>30586516
There was this batch of genius from some time back, but that aside, I see what you're saying.

If my computer didn't bust for no reason, I'd get right on that. Thanks much for the advice.

was thinking of basing it on a jungle environment, if you have any criticism there

>>30586978
>Implying there's people who actually cares about me

>>30586250
>>30586269
I know but I need a pair of balls, I've never been able to stand up to anybody no matter what

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I do my best to make everybody happy, but i feel like literally nobody even likes me. I have like six TRUE friends from the Church, but every time i talk to them, i feel like i'm annoying them. They aren't rude or anything, in fact, they're the nicest people i ever met, but i dunno, i always get a feeling that they don't want to talk to me and that i annoy them. I've got to the point that my best friend is a plush stork, but i don't want to take her everywhere, since she's pretty big and i would look like a retard with a fat white bird. I really want to kill myself, but i don't do it because i don't want to go to hell.

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>Couldn't sleep find another secrets thread.
Alright Ill post another. Good feels.

Spoiler]I often wish I was gay. I feel my personality and lifestyle would be easier if I was. But no part of me finds men attractive enough to fug. Tarps are okay I suppose[/spoiler]

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>>30587043
>now they know
Fug

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Lopunny

I have severe escapism problems and loathe this miserable existence. I crave so badly to be in any video game or anime where I am actually strong and can go on a journey rather then being a wage slave until I am 80. I am always thinking of living different lives all the time and often depress myself when I face the fact that I never will. Now the only thing that gives me joy in live is the smile of a factious anthromorphic rabbit.

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>>30587014
There are always people who care about you. But that's none my concerns. I just like reminding people how horrible death is. I don't care if it affects them in any way or not.

>>30587043
Yeah, really. If I were, I could justify not having a super aggressive/assertive personality and it'd be a lot easier to find a partner. It's so tiring forcing myself to be this ridiculously brave, assertive person 24/7, it'd be so much easier to just relax.

>>30587012
Jungle setting is good. Plenty of things to describe seeing and feeling there, which makes it more engaging to read.

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I had sex with my cousin before we knew we were cousins

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i'm the anon from last thread who wanted to hurt her boyfriend
last night i had a vivid dream about it and it was exciting

>>30586954
That's hot

>>30587100
The leg chop off one? Or a different one?

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I'm 27 in 12 days and I'm still a virgin because of legitimate Autism making me touch repulsed.

>>30587100
Hey yan anon. Tell us about the dream, what did you use?

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I use F-List to roleplay as Pokemon.

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[Spoiler] i think sleeping girls are adorable[/spoiler]

>>30587146
Ever done Rotom?

>>30587122
yeah the leg chop off one
>>30587132
it was almost like it was real, he was just lying in bed naked, begging me to hurt him. and i used a box cutter (shouldn't have worked but dream logic) and cut of his legs and he kissed me

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I don't want to finish this Hotel school I am now. But my mother will feel horrible if I will stop now even if I have good job already.

>>30587129
almost 21 year old autist here

i know your pain

never even had a girlfriend ;-;

>>30587098
story

>>30587176
I thought you just wanted that because you didn't want him to leave, not for anything sexual.

>>30587162
Nah, no real opportunities for sexual roleplay

>>30587161
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? That's super cute, anon.

>>30587146
I use Kik for the same thing.

>>30587194
that's the thing, that was always to keep him safe
but talking in the thread about it, i don't know
but it wasn't sexual to me, it was romantic if that makes sense

>>30587213
idk, some people might see it as a weird fetish

>>30587204
Are you kidding? Think of all the crazy toys you could posess.

>>30587176
That's deeply erotic. Also does he know about your extreme devotion? Last thread 404d when I went for a smoke. Have you guys ever tried any kind of S&M or RP of that level? Might be a good way to help with some of these pent up feelings?

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>>30586564
It was a plan that we all made together, I just only had the motive of trying shit with her. She started dating the other guy after all this occurred, with the basic premise of "I don't wanna wait around for 2 years being lonely". She's shown a lot more appeal in the other guy off the basis that he lives a block down and I live 3000 miles away. Grinds my gears, but hey, I can't compete with that.
>>30586964
Yeah. I'm a piece of shit in most regards. All of the mutual friends are close friends of mine, minus one, but I honestly don't care to live with them.

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I'm extremely lazy and either cheat my way out of hard work or give up half way through. I can't commit to anything if it takes effort no mater how much I try and I just wish I could be dead so I didn't have to worry about all the obligations of life. I also don't want to kill myself because I think of it as cheating, I'm not religious but I believe a good afterlife is only awarded to those who suffer through their lives so suicide isn't an option for me.

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>misdreavus
i refuse to masturbate to 3D, not because of the whole ">3DPD" shit but because i don't like seeing people degrade themselves, or have loveless sex
i can't get off to doujins that have rape, loli/shota, NTR or manipulation in them

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Here's another favorite
I'm the OP and i'm really glad that all of you people are having a nice time here. I hope all your problems get solved. Best of lucks, guys.

>>30587236
he isn't really a masochist, and i don't want to scare him or for him to think i am weird
and he knows i love him, but i don't know if he knows how much

>>30585583
>As for a secret... I'm considered extremely smart but for some reason I keep slacking off, putting myself down, fucking up my grades, considering suicide, then putting other people down and enjoying their suffering as a result of it. It''s a vicious cycle, but it's really weird, because a part of my also strongly believes in saving the world and its people and bringing peace and equality to all. I must be fucked up.
Woah. Are you me?

>>30587257
I am like you except I have a crippling fear of death so I am screwed either way.

>>30587225
Yeah, makes sense. Sounds like something I would've thought in middle school, actually, I totally get it.

>>30587265
Op of last thread. You did good anon I was happy I couldn't sleep and wokeup to this.

>>30587043
I know that feeling. My best friend is bi and refuses to shut up about the guys he sleeps with (3+ a week, usually). He only dates women, but has so much casual sex with guys it's ridiculous.

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a few years ago i got raped ans wanted to end my life, even faked my death online, if it wasnt for my current girlfriend saving me i wouldnt be here today.

Some old friends hate me for faking my death... but im too afraid to tell them the truth... afraid they wo believe it

>>30587230
I guess I never thought of it that way. Interesting.

>>30587222
what do you play as?

>>30587269
Well it may be healthy to explore some of those routes. Don't push it/rush into it all at once. Buid up to it, he may come to really enjoy it if you make it a positive experience.

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My bro(or sis, i guess?) since pearl came out.

My whole life can be described as 'bad, but not bad enough to get help'.

Mom occasionally has episodes where she throws shit and threatens suicide? Eh, well she's not hurting you, and she hasn't killed herself yet, so it's not bad enough to get help.

I think that i might have ADHD/autism and depression and want to see a therapist? Well, i'm not rocking back and forth in a corner mumbling incoherently like other autists, and i don't want to end myself 24/7 like other depressed people, so it's not bad enough that i need help, and I must have just convinced myself that something's wrong with me.

>>30587314
does the name "Chou" ring you a bell?

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>>30587190
my uncle got divorced and her mother got full custody for some reason so we hadn't seen each other since we were both 3
>ffwd ~15yrs
we hooked up at a party in high school
>ffwd ~6 months
she attended my uncle's second wedding (she was over 18 so her mother couldn't stop her)
"hey who is she"
"oh, she's your cousin, remember her?"
>mfw
it was awkward to say the least

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>>30587264
That's some incredibly noble taste anon. Your parents would be proud.

Also try homemade 3D if you haven't already, there's actual love involved most of the time.

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>>30587319
Something you either like or throw down a five story well with radioactive snakes at the bottom.

>>30587388
I'd give him a pat on the head. Would probably lewd if asked nicely.

>>30587404
not usually my style, but bridges can be crossed within right circumstances

Cinccino

i sleep with a plush, it's comfy, nothing more

>>30587388
I expected Lucario or Zoroark, was pleasantly surprised. You picked a cute pokemon, anon.

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I had previously been in a relationship with a girl, she had been involved in the justice system because of serious allegations that she made against her father.
She fabricated evidence, and the authorities believed what she had said. However, I knew about her fabricating the ordeal just to punish her father. Her undoing was leaving me for someone, my promise to keep silent was meaningless and I confessed my knowledge through an anonymous tip.
She was arrested and is currently serving a sentence for her false allegations.

I never told anybody about it either, and to this day nobody knows it was me.

>>30587451
What plush? Cinccino?

>>30587451
I sleep with a Lopunny plush. Its soft and cuddly and helps me sleep.

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Milotic is beautiful. BEAUTIFUL!

My stepfather raped me all my childhood, when I told my mom she didn't believed me and thought I was lying because "I missed dad".
Now I can't stand anyone touching me but I want anyone to cuddle me so bad.

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>>30587451
i sleep with pillows stuffed into a sweatshirt of my boyfriend's when he is away

>>30587470
No, the ones i can find are too tiny. Just a few different ones

>>30587451
I sleep with a pillow so I have something to spoon. I dont like sleeping alone
Just a normal pillow not a waifu or body pillow or whatever those are

>>30587451
I still sleep with the security blanket I had when I was 6.

>>30587492
I'd cuddle you anon. it's the only way I can sleep now days

>>30587527
>>30587506
>>30587499
>>30587473
The way I see it it's like, does it even matter what you do if you're in your own room? No it doesn't

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My parent had a real shitty marriage, constant arguments and yelling about just about anything. And this made me feel like a total piece of shit since the only reason they kept the marriage was for me. Also my parents' families never liked the other parent which resulted in them not liking me as I was seen as 'the child of the other parent'. This was compounded by the fact that I was bullied at school so I kind of just grew up hating myself. Oh and as I got older the verbal abuse was now also directed at me and how much I fucked things up. They did eventually divorce but my father died less than a year later and I don't know why but it hurt.
Now I'm so scared of getting close to anyone that I've never even had a friend. And to this day I have a hard time not hating myself.
Well now I feel like shit.

>>30587574
i'll be your friend anon

>>30587455
t-thanks!
You got fancy repeated digits.

>>30587467
You did the right thing, anon, even if it took a while.

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>>30587574
I don't mean to break the severity of the situation, but;

dude same

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Banette.

I'm in love with someone I've never met. We aren't dating, but have something a little closer than friendship. I want us to try and meet someday, but both of us are in different countries with difficult home situations, so I don't know if it'll ever be possible. I often fall asleep thinking about what it'd feel like to be in his arms.

>>30587590
You wouldn't want me as a friend

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I share suggestive Pokémon images with my sister.

>>30587448
If you're into dudes, that is. If not I get it.

>>30587653
In a creepy way or in a mutual and/or appreciated way?

>>30587653
How old is she?
How old are you?
Does she reply back?

>>30585712
>And I would have been a regular person too, if not for you meddling 4channers and your pokemon boards

>>30587623
I'm not surprised by that, 4chan seems to attract that kind of person

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>>30587451
Hey, i sleep with some plushies too

>>30587679
>>30587679
Im 23 and she is 21
We both are into it.

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I've had this crush on a girl for over a year now, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to hook up with her but there's something in my head that still fights to say that I love her and there's still hope.
She broke up with her boyfriend and wanted to go out with me, but we're both introverts and couldn't plan a date for shit. We kept talking, her life and depression got worse and she started talking less and less. I was afraid she was giving up on me, she made me feel like she wasn't, but I eventually I had meltdown the same day she was having a meltdown of her own on something else and we ruined it for each other.
We shittily apologized a month later, hung out, she said some weird shit that made me really pissed and distrusted her, then we proceeded to talk to each other maybe once every other month.
She eventually came out and said she knew something was wrong between us and she knew it was her fault, and she wanted to apologize. The conversation was perfectly set up that I thought she wanted me to admit my feelings to her again, but she backed down when I told her. She still excitedly talks to me at least once week as a good friend, but my heart literally aches for her still and I want these feelings to be resolved or just end already. I've gotten over my ex girlfriend and several other crushes "easily", but I just can't figure out why I can't get over her

>>30585830
>canser
I think you already have it in your brain bud. Let people do what they want as long as it's not hurting others

>>30587757
Time to take that sibling relationship to the next level anon.

>>30587665
'pends on personality, which is really the only factor I care for if that helps some. plus, not really a lewding type anyway - but they can still be crossed If the stars align properly

>>30587766
You need to sit your ass down with her and talk. It's that simple.

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>>30587721
i sleep with a whole bed of them but i typically only hold on to one big one, my fave right now is pic related

>>30587720
I wonder why? Like what about this website attracts all these broken, weird people?

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I was a really quiet kid. While other kids would run around, break stuff and scream I'd just sit there by myself and draw. One day I came home and my parents told me my grandma died. I didn't speak a word for two days.
Since I was so quiet I had a hard time talking to others and making friends. Didn't meet my first friend until the end of first grade. She was getting bullied because her parents just divorced and her mother didn't have much money. I kicked those shits in the balls and they ran. We talked a bit and became friends. Had a lot of fun and played Pokemon together. Because I was friends with her I got bullied by the others as well. She was forced to move away in 5th grade because her mom couldn't pay the rent anymore. I felt like someone had just taken every single thing I had away from me.
After this I got even more quiet than before, friendships never lasted longer than a year because they were all taken away from me or became assholes for no reason, got bullied even more by diffrent people though it only lasted until mid highschool and my parents divorced around that time as well.

Because of all this shit I'm now a nervous, depressive, self hating, quiet and shy wreck who puts on a mask of happiness and joy to make sure no one is worried. I distance myself from people as much as possible because I'm afraid I'll be used or backstabbed again and I'm scared shitless at the thought of my loved ones dying before me since I'm the youngest, leaving me completely alone with no one to talk to anymore.

>>30587895
because we have a mask of anonymity to hide the pain. Nobody knows who anybody is and there's something liberating about that.

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Whimsicott

Shut-in awkward loser here who never had gf or any real friends. Life sucks and I suck at competitive pokemon despite playing more than most people here.

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>>30587921
This. Plus, a lot of people in here could be considered "normal" but here we can say shit and no-one cares about who you are.


I'm 32 and have a semi-normal life. Lot of crap from my childhood I have dealt with trough therapy, and am almost rid of my extreme self loathing. But one thing that is hard to change is the belief that I will never ever get a GF. I have completely given up on getting companionship and love. I am unlovable, and will die alone. And I have made peace with this fact

>>30587848
I also slept with a lot more animals, but i put them in a box because i got tired of taking them off the bed every time i had to clean it.

No one replied to my post so next thread I am going to say something even more secret and edgy so I can get a reply

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I was an opiate addict for over ten years because of my MS, I keep telling myself I'll get off of suboxone next month but next month never comes. I think I don't care because I've been told I'll die before I'm 30, I think I'm causing my husbands alcoholism because of that, too.

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>>30587895
Probably has something to do with the reputation of it being a befitting place for anyone that can follow the simple concept of anonymity.

Normal people don't need anything to hide behind. They're usually somewhat confident. They can state their name, list their accomplishments, and be proud of themselves. I don't wanna imply they're almost mindless, but they're high on life, a lot more than people like us are. They don't mind their physical features, they're happy to have the friends that they do have, and they either never had or successfully overcame any sort of crippling hardship in their past.

People like us haven't. Sure, couple people here are actually successful and something we'd consider normal, but many people here hate looking in the mirror every day, being reminded of their name and their past every time they have human interaction. They don't gotta worry about that here. Again, Anonymity. I'm probably wrong, but that's the reason I'm here.

Slurpuff

Sometimes i get really fed up with my best friend but i dont want to hurt their feelings so i just complain about it behind their back

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When i was six, my mother would take me to hotels in coastal cities far from my city. She would always bring different men with her every day, and she had drunken sex in front of me. This made me kind of have an obsession with sex at a very younger age.
When i was nine, she left the room and i quickly took my pants off and started banging a fat chicken plush my uncle gave me. After that, and to this day, i feel guilty of this and still think about what i have done.

I really, really hope someone hugs you. All of you. A long, warm and comfortable hug. You really need it.

>>30588154
>implying we deserve compassion

>>30587274
woah, are you me?

>>30587146
F-list any good for it though?

>>30588177
woah are you me too?

>>30588174
you do.

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I've never been in a relationship for my entire life and will probably die alone, purposefully. Every time I like someone, I don't know that I do, and always meanly meme them out of my life when they have had enough of putting up with my bullshit. Only when they're gone do I realise how much they meant to me, and it never gets easier with every one that left. The only one that I did come to terms of my attraction for before he left was the most recent one. I confessed to him and he didn't reciprocate, but that didn't matter much to me since I want him to be happy (still do). Only after my usual shitposting antics in a group chat he was in did he tell me the reason he rejected me was because of my shitposting. He even confronted me, many months later, even after we never made contact, whether or not I shitposted a school survey he posted up (we're still "friends" online). I didn't, but the fact that the first person he thought of that would do this to him is me hurts. Despite all this, I still shitpost constantly on multiple platforms and can't stop myself.

I've also purposefully and gradually cut interaction with anybody irl since 2 years ago. I've been trying to do the same online but it's so difficult. I'm so tired of all this, so tired of myself. I want to move to a faraway place in the middle of nowhere, where nobody can find me, and just sleep forever.

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>This mofo

When I was 16 (I think), I was walking my dog and went my usual rout.
An older guy (he looked about 30 yo) walked up to me, pulled out a switch blade, and told me to give him the leash with my dog.
I paniced, punched him, and accidentally fractured his lower jaw.
After he was passed out on the walkway, i paniced even more:
I searched his jeans, anonymously called an ambulance, and ran away.
When I got home I pretended nothing happened.

>>30588238
but why? what have I done to earn it?

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I just don't feel like I was made for this world. I've felt lost for the last two years, I just don't feel like doing anything but I know I have to at some point. Maybe I'm just a whiny autist.

If I could go to the world of Pokemon, I would.

>>30587627
I was in a similar situation as you
She started liking someone who was closer and competely stopped talking to me
Meanwhile I'm still in love with her and can't stop thinking about her but she probably hasn't thought about me since

Good luck anon I hope things go well for you

>>30588288
Holy hell.

>>30588324
Me too
Even if I was a weak one.

>>30588333
>>30588288

As in i searched his jeans for his phone to call an ambulance with.

>>30588324
Literally me. No motivation for literally everything in life anymore

>>30586011
Sam?

>>30587368
No it does not

>>30588154
Eh, at least i can hug my stork. She's the only one that wouldn't feel annoyed, i guess.

>>30588042
Out of context this frightened me kek

>>30585712
That's me. I just so happen to share an interest in Pokémon with everybody else here.

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Arcanine

I don't have any secrets

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I let my 7 year old younger cousin touch my dick when I was 15

>>30586456
What if you have the runs? And what about needing to go more than once a day?

>>30588483
But that in itself is a secret.

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>>30588329
I'm sorry that happened to you, Anon. That's absolutely awful and I hope that you can find some way to eventually put her behind you and find someone that'll really love you.

And thank you, I do as well.

>>30588422
Next month I turn 20 and I'm not planning on giving up any of my plushies. I don't hold any of them while I sleep but I do keep them in my bed. I had two of these since the day of my birth and I'm not getting rid of them until I die.
I actually want to keep something I've had since my birth to take into the grave with me and the only thing I have are those two plushies.

>>30588090
>>30587921
And yet we still get faggots using tripcodes for literally no reason

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Skitty!
I let my mom's friend's cat walk on my privates when I was 12 so I could get off because I didn't know how to do it right.

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I got bullied at primary school due to my name(Maria) sounding like marijuana.Somewhere in 2nd grade,I had enough of that shit and became super agressive.Fuckall changed.I moved classes in 6th grade and everything was gud

>>30588570
that's why tripfags are abhorred here. They're obtusely assigning an identity where none is wanted.

>>30588570
those are the minority who only come here for shitposting purposes, attention whoring or because they think posting here immediately nets them a ticket to the "cool kids club"

>>30587824
I forgot to mention that she's come to me to complain whenever someone tells her how hot she is, how cute she looks, what a nice butt she has, and the 456,891,457 friends of her's that are also guys that come out to her or tell her they wanna fug. She expresses an extreme burning hatred for those that try that ever since I expressed myself to her

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i have somnophilia

Random question, do you guys think people that you used to talk to on the internet and kind of just stopped replying one day still think about you sometimes? If they aren't dead, that is.

Garchomp or Blastoise
my older half-sister molested me as a kid and that grew into an ongoing sexual relationship. We still fuck around sometimes. I hate myself so much and plan on stopping, I'm kind of afraid she'll tell someone. It's not as fun as doujins make it look.

>>30588661
Yeah. I seriously doubt that they do though.

>>30588671
>half-sister
In that case it's ok :^)

>>30585809

Wait a second, Amp is that you?

>>30588701
I doubt I'm who you think I am, sorry.

>>30588694
That's what I told myself.

>>30588661
A lot of the time, actually. I had some good friends on this old site I used to browse, but I kinda moved on to somewhere else and that site has since become a ghost town.

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>>30585809
Other then my immediate family I'm the same. My mom''s side is okay but I fucking hate my dad's side.

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I've been in love with my cousin for years

Lopunny
I saw porn for the first time when I was 6 (which coincidentally was pokemon porn) and had somehow developed a vore fetish before I turned 8, obviously not knowing what it was.
I didn't know how to properly masturbate, so I just applied a lot of pressure to my dick and it felt nice.
Sometimes I crawled under my mattress because it's so heavy, which led to me fantasising that it's an animal like say a crocodile, and that it's eating me
My dick is also quite a bit curved upwards because of years of wrong and way too early masturbation and I've acquired a shitton of weird fetishes over the years.
I also can't lead a normal sex life because of this and can only get it up if I'm stimulated in some form beforehand

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i miss being in the mental hospital and i miss the other patients who were there with me

Bellossom.

I am angry at the fact that accurate portrayals of social anxiety and depression are far and few between. Doesn't help that some people have wrong idea about them. I definitely suffer from anxiety, and I might possibly also have a mild case of depression (mild as in I have more high moments than low moments)

>>30587918
That's cute. I wish that you meet your childhood friend again, you could help each other to overcome such emotional problems.
Also, I really like Meganium too. Good taste, anon.

>>30588595
>maria sounding anything like marijuana
how the fuck is it pronounced where you live

>>30587264
are you me?

>>30587264
This. I feel disgusted by people who do porn.

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>>30585712
Yes, I mean, it's not THAT uncommon to be socially active and a pokefag. As long as you don't act like an autistic manchild, nobody is going to care if you spend your free time breeding mons for perfect IVs.
Of course, don't tell anybody that you masturbate to eevolutions being fucked by humans when you're alone. But that's pretty obvious. It's what I do.

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>>30587467
this is perfect

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I can came really easly while fapping but when someone else jerk or suck it no matter how good it feels it takes me forever to ejaculate

Grumpig
I was going to hang myself a couple months ago. I bought the rope and everything, I was just writing my suicide note when my mom came over out of the blue and I hid it and never told anyone about it.

Every part of my life just went to shit all at the same time. Family members started dying, friends got into big trouble, job went to hell and I ended up getting injured at work, I found out that the girl that I wanted to marry was sleeping around with numerous guys behind my back. Things haven't gotten much better either, I still think about doing it sometimes.

>>30589170
Anyone knows the reasons?

>>30589176
An anonymous poster from the internet saying this doesn't make a difference but I hope things get better for you, anon

Drifloon

My friends think i'm asexual when in reality i'm just too scared to talk about what i like. It's not like any of it's really offensive to begin with.

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>>30589197
I sure don't, but I envy you. To me it's the opposite, to not come in 2 minutes while having sex or whatever I have to reach fucking nirvana by travel dream-like dimensions with my mind and soul.

Bewear is my new favourite, my old favourite was Snorlax.
I've been pretending to go to University for the past three months and everyone believes me. I actually dropped out and am NEET.

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Joltik

I try to get laid all the time.. Non successful mind you, but a few times I have managed to get a cutie into bed. But here's my problem. Once that happens I cannot get hard. At all. Then I think back to all the other situations where it also happened and I go even softer if possible. Shit sucks

>>30589222
Tell us

>>30585861
Anon...I´m crying thanks

>>30589266
I'm afraid to do the same thing, anon. College is harder when nobody talks to you.

Drifblim
I lost all my friends and now my life is just pokemon, I think i´m gay, because i Like a boy that study with me... I don't know what to do with my life, I lost everything and I don't know why

>>30589205
Thanks friend. Ive kind of just been burying myself in drugs and slowly drinking myself to death the past few months. I started hearing voices in my head, I dont know its from stress, lack of sleep, or the drugs.

>>30586942
Jay?

>>30589350
I should've just told everyone that I dropped out, but I'm in too deep now. Don't be like me, anon, if you drop out tell people. It's way easier than living a lie.

>>30588930

How could you miss that shit? I was in there for a week after I hit rock bottom with depression and ended up playing in traffic in the rain, and it made me want to fucking tear my hair out. There was nothing to fucking do. There was one TV that was always tuned to some trashy daytime-TV bullshit that I can't stand, or there was "group therapy" which amounted to adult daycare in a room where they played Christian music while we either colored in pictures or played connect 4. They even got on my ass about preferring to just sleep as much as I could or stay in my room and read because I wasn't being "social" enough. Fuck that I don't want to be social normally, just let me read in the peace and quiet of my prison cell without having to listen to the schizos babble to themselves.

>>30589266
I told everyone I got my degree last year but I didn't. I've dropped school since.

Gengar
I don't even think I even want to say what horrible things I've done anonymously. I always feel bad for what I do and try to make it right. I even feel sorry for people everyone else hates and try to help them. There's just this strong force inside my head that I don't know if it really exists or if I'm just making it stronger by giving it a label. Every tactic I've tried to calm down and think rationally when I get emotional fail. I'm still afraid of the dark and I have visions of going to hell when I take dmt. Also, I'm really lazy and have the memory of a goldfish... I got fired from my job recently.

>>30588721

Well fuck.

I have a friend in an IRC who sounds just like that, loves Wooper, and shiny hunts (even being the one who inspired /shw/'s shiny mareep mascot since he spammed threads with so many updates).

Chespin

i'm afraid of being committed

>>30589524
it was like a break from life, some of the patients were really nice people one guy especially looked out for me, made sure i ate etc.

>>30589626
What do you even do in there? Sit around waiting to leave for a week or two?

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Be 22 and I still have kid fantasies if Pokemon were real. I'd have two of my closest friends with me on an adventure to travel and compete in the league. My guy friend would go crazy for the girls, and my female friend would put a stop to him. I'd endure silly situations with them and my Pokemon and get into really epic battles with my Cacturne, Gourgeist, Hitmontop, Etc(The bros). That's the life I wanna live. Rent and bills aren't fun.

>>30589653
well the first few weeks i was off the fucking chain, waking up at night thinking i was trapped inside some kind of labyrinth
once that shit calmed down i talked to people, read, did some painting, it was nice.

Hoppip

Even in threads like this i'm afraid to post my real favorite or say anything serious in case someone i know sees it and thinks it's me

>>30589724
There are millions of people in this board anon
Probably a shit ton of people have the same favorite as you

>>30589762
>Even in threads like this i'm afraid to post my real favorite or say anything serious in case someone i know sees it and thinks it's me
>>>
> Anonymous 12/07/16(Wed)17:21:43 No.30589762 ▶
>>>30589724
>Probably a shit ton of people have the same favorite as you
Yeah.
So tell us >>30589724

>>30589436
That's certainly not the best way out of it but you never know, maybe something happens that changes your life for the better one day, just like that.