This is Hau. Say something nice to him.

>>30584898
No fuck him, he's a fucking nerd loser.

Hau a cute! CUTE!

hau are you?

>>30585088
/thread

>>30585101
>/threading yourself

>>30585114
:^) how did you find out anon-spy

>>30584898
can someone translate?

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>>30585146
probably

>>30584898

He's a friendly soul and I appreciate all the things he gave me.

>>30585088
>No fuck him, he's a fucking nerd loser.

t. a poster on 4chans pokemon board

I like how chubby and trans he is.

>>30585146
Hi is the shima kings mago and also he is haras mago he also thinks pokemon battles are tanoshii

>>30585191
>my big breasted, wide hipped, aro ace genderfluid son hau

I want to spread Hau's dark chubby ass cheeks and give him a rim job.

hate that people (mostly from dumblr) are using him as the apithany of representation and throwing disgusting headcanons on him (chubby for example)

Hau is pure and perfect as he is. Leave him alone.

>>30584898
disgusting fucking piece of shit, one of the main reasons why sun and moon suck

I like how he isn't a cis shitlord that conforms to 'genders' :')

>>30585368

I dont think thats really a bad thing, especially since hala is fat.

>>30585146

All of the black ones are "Hala's grandchild" and "The island king's grandchild"

Hau is saying:
"Hey, let's fight!"
"As long as we both have fun, it's going to be a nice fight!"
"I like pokemon fights!"

Hau is pretty cute. He has character but there's something to be desired with his team honestly, especially early on

i wanna find a guy with skin just like him because good god thats hot

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>>30585435

perfect 100% male boy

>>30584898
I like it when you give me free stuff.

>>30585413
hala has his reasons, he's a sumo wrestler. Hau isn't.
If Hau was chubby they'd design him that way. They haven't. Case closed

>>30585459

All im saying is that it's possible and could be genetic, but i do agree with the sumo training.

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>>30585459

based on the width of his face and the way his shirt fits you can presume he's slightly overweight. in less you post a Nintendo image of him shirtless you have no argument

>>30585459
Hau is a malasada enthusiast

>>30585509
his arms and legs are sticks and his shirt looks more like a tent than being fitting. doesn't look overweight at all.

>>30585493
>>30585509
>>30585522
Found the fatties. Get jogging lads.

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>>30585422
Thanks

>>30585493
>All im saying is that it's possible and could be genetic
>Fat
>Genetic

Found the landwhale
Ice Cream tubs are not "genetics"

>>30585659

Do you not realize how fat polynesians can get?

>>30585677
i don't think that's limited to polynesians m8.

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>tfw Hala will kick the bucket by S2M2 and Hau will be picked to succeed him
>he never beats Hala going all out

>>30585639

Found the fatty. Get jogging lad.

>>30584898
Stop giving me max revives you fucking faggot

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>>30585721
Is that the best that you can come up with?

He's actually genuinely funny when interacting with Faba and Gladion.

>>30585762
In all honesty, some of my favourite lines were Faba's.
The post-game line where he gets mad at the MC for saying that Gladion's a better president made me fucking chortle for whatever reason.

>>30585785
gladion abandoned his own sister to their abusive mother for the deformed family dog. I don't know what the hell makes them think he'd make a good president.

>>30585452
Sauce

>>30585896

rule34 silly

>>30585721
Found the fatty. Get jogging lad

>>30584898
Kys you smelly hippie bum fuck. Oh and Lille doesn't care at all for you.

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>>30584898
Hau is approximately a trillion times better than the friends in XY, and I wouldn't mind seeing him again.
I still think he's the weakest character in SM though. Not in terms of power, but in terms of character. He has a really two dimensional personality and gets no real development.

But despite all that, he was fun. He wasn't annoying like the friends from XY, and he wasn't a shit trainer. I liked him. I would like to see him return some day.

>>30585980
Found the fatty. Get jogging lad

>>30586263
Found the gatty. Get fogging lad

>>30584898
He was legitimately great during the Vs Aether Foundation leg of the game.

It was upsetting that each battle with you takes a toll on his morale, he really deserved some kind of bone thrown to him.

>>30586328
Found the joggy. Get fatting lad

>>30585718
I mean he did challenge you to the seat of the champion so I took that as evidence he can at least win against the E4.

>>30584898
I don't get why he (and his faggot dad) get so upset of being called "the kahuna's son/grandson", is fucking correct.

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>>30584898
I love you Hau

>>30584898
Thanks for all of the revives and potions, saved me a ton of times

>>30584898
I can't. Fuck that faggot.