Yurifags are btfo, let's celebrate with a het ship thread!

>Lillie left
>MC is depressed and settles for cheap sluts like Lana and Christmas cake like Olivia

>>30584164
Please do not bully people's waifus by calling them cheap sluts

>>30584149
But are they though? Because there's no male character in my game, so he doesn't even exist and Lillie x Chicken-chan is still canon in my game.

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>Grimsley
>straight

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>>30584787
Lillie will marry some Kantonese guy while Chicken will marry some guy she met in Alola, most likely Gladion, Hau, or Ilima.

There's no way around it.

>>30584819
He's bi and a pedo

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>>30584819
>tells an 11 year old girl in short shorts to call him uncle
>not straight

>>30584847
He tells you the same thing if you play as a boy so bi for sure.

>>30584825
But Chicken is from Kanto so she'll go back to visit her family and marry Lillie while she's there.

>>30584918
>gay marriage
>legal in Kanto

That's why Red and Blue are in Alola.

>>30584918
One problem with that. Both Lillie and Chicken aren't gay.

They will talk about their boyfriends when they meet up again in Kanto however.

>>30584940
>hey lillie remember me
>I'm fucking your brother now

>>30584164
>tfw you will never ageplay with Olivia
>tfw you will never make Olivia act like a loli while you give her cummies

>>30584149
>text in the Japanese version for chicken is LITERALLY a classic line from marimite
>not gay

lol, why did you think there's a mountain of art of femaleMC and Lillie, meanwhile there's more fanart of chicken + every individual alolan pokemon than of chicken + maleMC

>>30585094
>than of Lillie + maleMC
typing is hard

>>30585117

Think you meant to reply to this: >>30585073

>>30585073
>What a coincidence, so am I!
>Why did you never tell me you had a brother who stayed behind in Kanto because he's a trainer?
>Oh, right, you don't speak.

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>>30585123
Replying is hard desu

>>30585094
There's more art of Gladion and Chicken though. By your logic, there must be a line Gladion says that's exclusive to the female PC then, right?

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>>30584149
>Grimsley runs away from Unova's laws to get some underage pussy on a developing island

So that's why he's in Alola!

>>30585131
this is the best end probably

>>30585094

This is the hetero containment thread. Make the millionth Lillie x Chicken thread elsewhere.

>>30585148
What if there is? That's the one I ship anyways.

Moon already pretty much saved their whole family, may as well marry into it and make some kids.

>>30585094
Back to your containment board yuricuck

>>30585094
There's a lot of art of Cynthia with her Garchomp. Does that mean she fucks it?
There's a lot of art of Misty with Ash. Does that mean he fucks her?

Honestly, you're arguments are getting pathetic.

>>30585176
>>30585174
>>30585162
It's not my fault male MC is basically completely irrelevant

>>30585210
Keep up the shitty damage control :^)

>>30585210
And it isn't my fault chicken is now as relevant as Leaf.

>>30585176
>you're
FUCKING HELL. I can't believe I fucked that up.

>>30585210
>being this wrong