Favorite Pokemon tell us a secret I'll probably use a gun

I haven't really decided if any of the Gen 7 pokemon are my all time favorites but before this Gen I'd say Mega Glalie.

As for the secret I'm actually autistic.

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>>30574203
Favorite used to be Eevee until this little guy came along.

>>30574258
How bad is it? My best friend has aspergers and he is fully functional with minor awkward moments. His little brother sadly has severe autism to the point he cannot function by himself.

>>30574409
My case isn't that bad and I've known a lot of people who have it worse than me, but I'm not exactly the greatest in social situations.

I knew a kid for a long time and at age 14 or so he could still only say words that other people repeated to him so I know that I could have it worse and I'm grateful that I don't. It just kinda makes me sad thinking about it, y'know?

I had hoped this thread would have done as well as the last one.

>>30574841
>I am not the greatest in social situations.

You and everyone else on this board. Dont feel too bad about it.

>>30574203
I'm not sure what my favorite is for this gen, probably Mimikyu, but my favorite pokemon all time is Spheal.

My ex doesn't know that I know she cheated on me during Thanksgiving, and that's the reason why she broke up with me

>>30574203
Chesnaught

the thought of being a male idol popstar focusing on cute concept is appealing to me

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I like that it's one of the few portrayed as openly malicious that isn't a cause of a temper tantrum.

I despise Primarina because I occasionally have nightmares about mermaids

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>>30575081
>know that your woman cheated on you
>let her break up with you

Wow, so you are litterally a cuckold. This is one of the first times I have been able to say that as the true definition and not just an insult. Congratulations anon, I hope more bitches cheat on you, and then leave you like the beta you are.

>>30575081
Are you going to confront either of them or just going to step away from it all?
>>30575284
I hope you choke on your next meal

>>30575282
Can you tell us about these nightmares?

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>>30574203
>two of these threads in a single day
Give it until the day before your birthday before we have another one of these threads.

I only read these kinds threads for genuinely amusing stories and end up disappointed when it's just filled with suicidal people.

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I'm fairly normie for someone who's been going on 4chan for almost 5 years. I don't have any weird secrets or fetishes or any of that stuff.
I guess I'm in love with a perfect girl I can never have and it leads me to feel extremely inadequate to the point of depression.
I hope all you sad anons get better.

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Didn't we just have this thread?

>>30575394
There's a bunch of different scenarios I've had, but the most recent one was a mermaid pretending to be a human lady drowning that I tried to save. I didn't realize it until I got too close and she pulled me under the water. I'm not exactly a big dude, so I couldn't get myself loose.

If you've never almost drowned before, it's quite a horrific experience.

>>30575284
Staying with her would have been the cuck thing to do anon. Who cares if she ended it as long as he got out

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>>30574203
Quagsire

im studying to get a really well paying job because my girlfriend is an artist and im afraid that if we ever get kids, i couldnt support my whole family by myself with a regular job.

>>30575859
You are an honorable human
Godspeed anon

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>>30575765
No my friend.... if you know that your woman cheated on you, you let that bitch know from the depths of hell. You make sure that slut doesn't have the balls to even think about it again for fear of a man ruining her with vengeance. You put that cheating whore in her place and leave her with regret. Do you understand you beta cuck?

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ninetales

i'm a degenerate tranny with absolutely no hope of passing, but i guess on the bright side nobody would know unless i told them so i'm free to quietly keep hating everything about myself

Tangela
i still pick my nose

>>30576057
Anyone who says they don't is lying

>>30575727
I almost drowned once as a kid. Fell into a tarped over pool. That's pretty terrifying anon.
>>30575992
Seriously go fuck yourself.
>>30575859
You're a good man.
>>30576004
How often do you dress up?

>>30576057
>>30576099
Fair but I have one friend where it seems he is incapable of not doing it. I dont mind if you excuse yourself to the bathroom or something but he does while we smoke or go out for drinks and its utterly disgusting.

>>30576155
>going to the bathroom exclusively to pick your nose
somehow i feel like that's even more awkward
the mental image of someone trying to pick their nose while they're smoking sounds hilarious though

>>30576057
>starting eating my snot as a kid
>it's addictive as fuck and i can't stop

at least i'm not a scatfag

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>>30576100
Awwww is the poor wittle baby mad that a man is calling him out for not acting like a man? Awwww , dont worry , one day you'll learn.

My first love was Muk. It's still one of, if not my absolute favorite.

No spoilers because I'm too drunk to do it: I'm actually a real personable and friendly guy. But I have crippling social anxiety with weird things. I can't talk on the phone. People with only passing contact with me think I'm sweet and soft-spoken. I really just genuinely don't like talking to people I don't know. The reality is that I'm a massive goof and sometimes extemely abrasive due to my ability to remember random facts for no good reason. Apparently I'm not autistic, just extremely avoidant. Yay?

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Rotom

I need to do well on my physics final to pass the class and the pressure is destroying me

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No secrets, only best pokemon.

>30576314
>I'm not even that poster
(You)

>>30576327
You sound like you may have minor asperger's. Not a bad thing, just a thing.

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Only fat girls for this fat guy

>>30576327
Are you me?

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Hard to pick just one favorite, but I'll go with Xerneas.

>>30576004 i know that feel ;_;

>>30576541
>>30576004
I'd still fuck you anon. Aslong as you had a feminine penis

>>30576475
Nah, I've seen a therapist about my retardation. I just have some avoidant personality disorder. I don't have any of the assburgers associated things other than retard memory. I CAN talk to people. I just choose not to. I should say, I do have brain damage from splitting my skull open twice. Which SUPRISINGLY contributes to being mental.

>>30576492
I can't say for sure anon, but we can pretend.

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Favorite Pokemon is pic related.

Secret?

I don't care for my girlfriend's family and its impacting my vision of our future together.

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Recently became my new fave
I have a diaper fetish and yet somehow I found someone who'll happily marry me one day,
feels good

>>30576655
>I CAN talk to people. I just choose not to.

As a person who can relate to this, I can tell you that I personally don't believe it to be a disorder. People don't socialize if they don't find others to be worth the effort to express themselves with. Just stick to those you trust and that's enough to get through the social part of life.

>>30576751
Which one of you wears the diaper?

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I already shared in the last thread but I guess I can post my second favorite mon.

I'm a disgusting furfag with an assortment of /d/-tier fetishes. I really want to go to anthrocon or buy a partial suit but I'm too scared of destroying my normie cred.

>>30576327
Sounds a lot like me. I stutter and blush at most everything if I do have to talk to people I don't know

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I have about 5 or 6 favorites, but I'll post a sad Gastrodon, since he's done the beat in my competitive teams.

The only reason I haven't killed myself yet are Pokémon, the fact that they rely on me at my job, and my girlfriend.

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Incineroar. Even with wonky proportions in some art, a fire tiger starter is my dream mon.

First time spoiler in case I end up too autistic to tag properly: I'm completely isolated and alone in RL. I'm gonna die alone and hate it. been so fucked over by bad people over the years taking advantage of me in addition to my own natively bad social skills that finding friends, much less a girlfriend or marriage someday, is a foreign concept. I would've killed myself ages ago if not for an abandoned cat coming up to me for help forcing me to shape up even a bit to take care of her.

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Most reliable bro.
Secret?
Personally I'm sick of society and would prefer to fuck off into the woods becoming some weird sage which hand writes books about horror and lives off basically nothing like Walden. I only don't because of my type 1 diabetes and because I can't stand leaving people behind. So I'm here in college trying to get a decent job to support myself until I can leave.

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Pretty much the entire Cyndaquil family is my favorite.
I'm happy my uncle killed himself. Mad at how it affected the rest of my family, but happy he's gone.

>>30576820
So pretty much you're in the same position as everyone else in the world except you have a girlfriend

>>30576897
Can I ask why?

>>30576772
Maybe it's not a disorder. DSM apparently says otherwise. I also have other avoidant tendencies though. I do honestly prefer being alone most of the time though.

>>30576786
I stutter, but it's because of a tick I have. Protip: Don't break your head open repeatedly.

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This is one of my faves, I have a few.

I lose sexual interest in my significant other after a few months into the relationship. It happened in my every relationship so far. I have really strong feelings for my current boyfriend and he's been really understanding about the whole thing, but I know it annoys him. I have no idea what to do, so I've just been forcing myself to have sex, which just feels like I'm getting used as a sex doll, not in a good way. At the same time I still like masturbation, from time to time. He wants to marry me and I'm afraid he'll just cheat on me at one point.

>>30576855
I can relate, I only have 1 person in my life, and can't
stand anybody else I talk to, even though I want to make friends, I just find all my options absolutely reprehensible.

>>30576855
I'd be your friend anon, I'm easy to talk to I promise.

>>30576917
I've had an extreme fear of him almost my life, but my family didn't understand that and forced me to spend time and interact with him for a long time. I don't remember him doing anything to me, but I had more fear for him than when someone literally tried to kill me.

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>>30574203
I wish I was a girl

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>>30574203

I want to become a successful comedian or musician someday. I really like to make people happy, and love to make them think. I'm going to school with the industries in mind.

I also want to have a three/foursome but I'm too afraid to ask my girlfriend because I know damn well that that is dangerous territory.

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I always wanted to go into digital art when I was younger, but everyone I would talk to would say that it doesn't pay well and it's hard to find a job. So now I'm in med school trying to get a job in that field. I don't hate it or anything, but I still wonder if I would have been happier just continuing with art and ignoring what everyone had to say about it.

>>30576930
Has he ever shown any signs he would cheat ? As weird as it may sound is it possible your loss in sexual attraction to him and feeling like a sex doll is causing you to project this feeling?

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>>30576930
People get bored of each other. Do the right thing and move the fuck on.

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When I had sex for the first time we did anal and i accidentally shit on his dick. We texted a few times but never seen each other in person since then. This is probably a good thing.

And I've never had a job even though i turn 20 in a few months and rarely leave the house except for school. Although its not much of a secret since most of my close friends already know this.

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>>30575284
Getting cheated on doesn't make you a cuck. Getting cheated on and being OKAY with it makes you a cuck. The intended purpose of the insult isn't emasculation, but pointing out modern western men's tendency to emasculate themselves.

>>30574203
I've been playing Pokémon since Crystal and never had a favorite until this gen. That fucking swoosh-swoosh-swoosh animation is adorable. The only people who don't like ultra beasts are people who don't like fun.

I went from being a fedora tier atheist to questioning after my brother was on his deathbed for cancer and the doc said he wasn't going to live the night. I went into the hospital restroom and screamed and swore eternal service to God or the universe or whatever if he'd let him live. The inoperable clog that was preventing his heart from working dissolved and the doctors didn't know how, and my nose started bleeding like a fucking jet at the same time as the clog went through.

It was probably coincidence, but I'll never be able to know. And I don't say anything about this to my friends cause they're all fedoras too, and I work in STEM.

I feel at peace, but also "on loan"

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>>30576405
Are you me from 4 months ago?
I passed my Physics final with flying colors, but I didn't learn anything from the experience and now I'm stuck i the same situation but with Biochem. Help.

>>30576971
Were you ever abused? Having an extreme fear or uneasy feeling that strongly over someone who supposedly did nothing is odd.

>>30577033
I'm relieved there are other /vp/oreons in this field. What year are you? I'm applying this summer.

>>30577076
Hot.

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>>30577096
That's good to hear anon, hope I can do the same.

Good luck on your Biochem test

>>30577033
>med school
I hope you enjoy six-figure debts, anon.

You can still draw while still working under a different occupation. I recently picked up drawing and draw things because I enjoy it, not because I want money for it.

>>30577030
Sit down with your girlfriend and have the two of you share different desires; stress that it's just for bonding and curiosity. The first step to getting to that delicious threesome is just to start talking about it, and then maybe once you feel that your relationship's really strong, bring it up again. Tell her that while she's definitely satisfying you, you're interested in trying something out that would benefit the both of you.
>>30577116
No, I've never been abused. Sometimes I would get physically sick from the stress of being around him, and while I've always been a fighter, I would always want to run away with him around. Weird shit, I know.

>>30577055

No. As far as I know he's never cheated on anyone and he's really afraid I would do that, since he's been cheated on before.

I don't want to have sex with anyone else either. It's like sex drive, poof, gone. Sex could just be gone for me, I feel like I'm asexual.

>>30577067

I'm not bored of him. He's the most interesting, nicest, most handsome, smart, cute and caring person ever. I've never felt better in my life. I want to somehow fix my sex drive, not to jump from one relationship to another every 6 months.

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I was molested and sexually humiliated multiple times by three of my female cousins when I was younger, which made me both extremely uncomfortable and scared around women, but also incredibly horny.

Despite this, I have many female friends who constantly remark how weird it is that I don't have a girlfriend even though I'm somewhat attractive (thanks /fit/) and have a high-paying job.

If only they knew.

>>30577227
sounds like you're ace

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>>30577198
Same to you!

>>30576934
>>30576937

Thanks guys, didn't expect replies but I appreciate the thoughts.

Mewtwo.

Every person I think I'm making friends with always suddenly starts blowing me off until I stop talking to them. I've been trying to make friends actively for 3 years now and it has yet to pan out. I've occassionay spent a night crying to myself about it as a result.

>>30577275

You mean asexual? I'm not, since I've enjoyed sex before, and like I said, I've been horny up to 4-6 months into the relationship usually. Then it's gone.

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My bro since gen 2.

My coworker and I were both gunning for a promotion around the same time when an old boss of ours left the company for something outside our field. Coworker casually mentioned "borrowing" supplies regularly. I sent an anonymous tip to the appropriate people in the company and the camera in the supply room was miraculously fixed. They tracked my coworker stealing 50+ bucks worth of supplies in one week. After getting fired, I was the first one the coworker told. Not because he suspected me but because he saw me as an actual friend. I felt kinda bad after but got the damn promotion.

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Virizion.

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. I'm just kinda getting by and living off of money I make going to community college but my benefits won't last forever and I literally have 0 ideas what I want to do. I feel aimless and lost. I don't want to get stuck in some deadend, soulsucking 9-5 job but am scared of taking risks and getting out to find a field I'd enjoy. I've seriously considered leaving the country and joining the French Foreign Legion numerous times.

>>30577291
>crying because you feel so empty and alone for almost no reason.
It happens more often then I'd like to admit. I'd be your friend anon, I wouldn't blow you off.

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I'm a compulsive liar. For some reason, prestige and recognition is probably the highest of my desires. So in order to impress myself and others, I've constructed my life around a Web if lies.

Perfect example: I got my current job that requires a doctorate in my field and applied using a fake degree. I have all my friends and family adress me as Dr.Anon.

I don't fear about messing up my stories because my one talent that I do possess is that I'm a natural storyteller and have an excellent memory.

>>30577194
In my second year now. A little stressful here and there, but it's going pretty alright in general. Hope you do well in your school anon.
>>30577201
That's a really good way of looking at it. I still have my drawing tablet on me, I just rarely use it anymore. Maybe i'll make an account somewhere and start posting some soon

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>>30574203
...skitty. I have a soft spot for the tiny pink kitten. In a world where battling is the key, skitty doesn't stand a chance. It's only choice is to be the cutesy snuggly playful little creature it is and charm it's way through life. Love makes your skitty stronger, as only love would compel a trainer to waste a moon stone on a skitty to make it big and beautiful. Skitty isn't just cute, it's also very kind, and will make sure that others are feeling healthy and happy. A skitty is a wonderful companion, and I hate to see it battle and get hurt. Plus, I had cats growing up, and they meant the world to me. Used to play with them all the time. Would bother the shit out of me until I gave them attention. So yeah, skitty kitty kitty.

Okay, fug me up guys. I deserve it.

>>30577291
In regards to your secret: what is your age range and why do you think they blow you off? If you were one of the people you started talking to why would YOU blow you off? Not baiting, really. Trying to understand it.

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>>30576983
I know that feeling man

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funbro bestbro

I don't love my friend half as much as she loves me. The only reason I bothered being friendly towards her in the first place was to ensure I had an entourage when publicly walking around campus. I can withdraw from communications for days at a time, and instead of being mad or taking the hint, she'll start buying me pokemon-related gifts and preparing home-cooked lunches for me in an effort to get back on my good side. I'm fed up with how much of my time and attention she demands, but I also feel too bad about her unabashed devotion to me to tell her off directly.

>>30577363
>Dr.anon
Kek

>>30576983
›genderless

>>30577393
>Fug me up
So you really like kitties and skitties. Not much else is there.

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>>30577449
>>30576983
;_; _____________________

>>30577455
That sounds really unhealthy for her, almost like an obsession.

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Weavile.

I have no motivation to do anything with my life and can't really bring myself to care about anything anymore, so I'm planning on killing myself when I turn 21.

>>30577455
>Yandere

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Cinccino.

I liked XY more than SM.

>>30577542
Have you tried getting a companion animal? Im no means fixed but its stalled me shooting myself to enjoy the small things again.

>>30577581
You sick fuck.

>>30577542
Damn son, you'd be a two year-old zombie if you were my age.

Getting old sucks.

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It pisses me off to no end when people don't take my advice, especially when they as me for help. I used to punch shit when people didn't listen to me when I was younger. It still pisses me off to this day when people don't listen to me. Maybe I'm autistic but who knows.

>>30577499
This... makes me feel better. Never had friends growing up, and my family was very dysfunctional, so my best friends were my cats. My one cat Ebony used to jump into empty laundry baskets and meow so I could scoot her around on the carpet like a train. She also played tag up and down the hallway. Cotton always purred and meowed really loudly for pets. Hannah was the gentlest, most loving, softest cuddle bug there ever was and was nicknamed Squeaks for her tiny almost nonexistent mew. I miss them very much. They were so special to me.

>>30577610
Don't worry, people did that to me too and I reacted the same way.

>>30577227
>I'm not bored of him. I've never felt better in my life. Sex could just be gone for me, I feel like I'm asexual.
jeez you're sounding a lot like my girlfriend. any ideas what i should do about this?

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Gardevoir.

I've gotten so much into crossdressing that I wear girl clothes 24/7 at home and no longer have any male underwear. It's gotten to the point where I've considered getting HRT so I can fit into my clothes better.

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Lets try something on a little bit of a brighter note.
I recently went through my annually obligated relapse into wanting a relationship and made it through with minimal suffering. I don't really think I'm cut out to be someone's significant other, and that is usually okay with me, but I tend to relapse into crippling loneliness and desperation every so often. Its nice to be over and done with it so quickly and without much lasting distress.

>>30577542
>Killing yourself at 21
Why then? 21 is a good year. You can slum the bars. Fuck some barsluts and cougars. You'll feel better bud.

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>>30577670
Do it

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Emboar

I've attempted suicide more than once. Dealing with with assholes in school, and then the asshole of my father in my house was just too much for me. Even after he left, I still felt like there wasn't a point on keep living. But after my last failed attempt, I realised that suicide was just a coward way to deal with my problems, and a really selfish way to hurt my mom and siblings, wich haven't done nothing wrong to deserve it. Luckily, things have improved.

But sometimes, I can't help but think if I should just put an end to everything

>>30577610
why?
are you mad about the fact that you can't control other people, or are you mad because you feel like you wasted effort coming up with an answer?

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Dewott

I once got busy at a Burger King thinking about Gwyneth Paltrow. I'm not afraid to admit this anymore, so roast me all you want. Best fap ever.

>>30577610
One of my old friends got bit by a brown recluse. Didn't believe me when I told him he could lose his whole leg and die. Decided not to go to the hospital for three days. Finally went when he cleaned the wound with hydrogen peroxide and the rotting flesh fell out of the fist sized hole in his calf. Doctors told him had he waited 10 hours more they would have had to amputate at the knee. Best part was, he asked me about it and then called me a liar.

>>30574203
Chandelure/Araquanid
I am not attracted to men IRL but for some reason I have jerked It to gay porn often recently. Help me.

>>30577632
I have a cat name Squeakers because she has a super quiet meow. I call her Squeaks all the time. My Squeaks is half Maine Coon, half Russian Blue. She is so fucking majestic. We should be friends.

>>30577678
good job, pup

>>30577393
>>30577632
>the only reason Im still alive is my cats and pupper.
I grew up with alot of cats too anon and a shitshow of a family. You're not alone.
>had over 20 cats on 10acres when I was little
>tfw only good memories I have were crying alone in my pile of kitties.

>>30577727
Shit forgot to censor it, sorry.

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>>30574203
Pic related
I've been growing bored of mainline Pokemon lately

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Split between Pangoro and Mawile.
im under___

>>30577649

No idea man.

Things that don't help:

- making me (her) feel bad because of it
- threatening to leave
- forcing yourself
- mentioning sex every day

Things that help:

- letting her know you still love her
- seeing a sex therapist (her, not you)
- telling her that just oral/hand stuff is okay sometimes (I'm okay with giving him a handjob sometimes, but sometimes I don't even want that)
- porn maybe? Sometimes I arouse myself with watching porn I like, and then I'll join my bf in bed
- lots of talking. Did she say why she's feeling that way? Did you talk about it? Sometimes it might help, but for example I have no idea why that is happening, so talking doesn't help THAT much.

>>30577720
If someone asks you for help and then just ignores your advice it's like why did they ask you in the first place.

>>30577720
The latter of the two. I never feel like I waste any effort until it comes to that specific topic.

>>30577399

I'm 23 and usually try with people 20-25 (I get along okay with the few manchildren over 30 I've met but none of them ever progressed to friend that will eventually blow me off stage)

I mainly assume it's because I'm an autist (not meme autism, real "I spent a decade seeing a psychitrist/other assorted therapists once a week and getting loaded with medication" autism) and so no matter how much I improve my social skills, everybody will always just find me slightly off after awhile, perhaps I make the wrong facial cues that everyone else makes automatically (I'm always analyzing every little detail in my interactions that non broken brains do automatically, socializing is actually some work for me to appear remotely normal.)

The average person makes it obvious they want nothing to do with me almost instantly (granted people have been slightly more willing to do small talk in the last year of improvement) but those that do get sick of me quickly.

Two years ago I did meet someone that actually did start conversations with me once in awhile but she was some tumblr user with daddy issues who only used me to kill time between boyfriends (was aware but desperate for companionship, I wasn't stupid enough to think oribiting or the like was going to work before you ask) but she starting blowing me off once she started dating someone for more then two months so I nuked all contact with her last week.

Honestly the individual cases of people doing it that much doesn't mean much now but it being the only way things happen is what gets me.

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Mightyena.

I want my girlfriend to go back home to her family in another state. I love her, but she's a fucking burden. She's fat, has a metric fuckton of mental issues that conflict with my own problems and also health issues I can't afford to take care of if something goes wrong. She has no skills, none of her vital docs so she can't even get a fucking job. All she does is draw, and as fucked up as it sounds I think that's one of the reasons I keep her around. For her art. Also because I'm terrified of living alone.

>>30577670
That's hot anon.

>>30577697
Can you sauce me up?

>>30577754
My Squeaks was a calico with green eyes and a very long feathery tail. She was so shy as a kitten that she didn't meow for a long time, just silently let out air. I guess she didn't realize that humans couldn't hear that yet. Then she found her voice and started actually greeting strangers with the most obnoxious yet absolutely adorable queaker toy mew to get your attention. She would frantically rub up against your legs while her tail would literally vibrate from excitement. The happiest cat I have ever met to this day.

Tyranitar. Been my fave since gen 2 when I was like 10

Whether or not I get the music degree I've been working towards for 4 years completely depends on whether or not I pass a jury the day after tomorrow, and I'm not sure I'll succeed. Also idk how to do spoiler text

>>30577789
MODS

>>30577832
No idea sorry.

>>30577345
how much do you make?

>>30575859
Good luck, anon. Pic related to field, or do you just like quagsire in that coat?

>>30577794
thanks anon, honestly. thanks a ton.

>>30577853

highlight the text and then ctrl+s

>>30577678
I feel like this all the time. Big part of my self loathing.

>>30577206
Bulbasaur boy checking in. Thank you for the help, I'm sure that when the time comes, I'll use this advice. Thank you.

>>30577760
You're making me tear up. Ebony learned how to bang the door against the frame so it would echo through the house. She would do this and then mraowrow until I let her in, where she would proceed to force herself into my lap to lick my tears. The purrs were so loud.

>>30577846

Oh my God this makes me happy to read.

>>30577899
I hope it works out for you. I'll be seeing another therapist to try and solve my problem, too. Hope we both end up enjoying that banging.

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>>30574203
I have no IRL friends.

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>>30577697
I'll most likely will next year. I'm just putting it off for no reason while knowing that it is what I truly want. I mean, I've already started laser on my face to get rid of my facial hair.

>>30577828
T-Thanks!

>>30577291
At least you're trying. I've got a couple friends but I feel like I can't make any more, there's nothing to do around here socially and I don't even spend a whole lot of time with the ones I do have. Plus I'm too fucking awkward to meet anyone new anyway. Best of luck to you

>>30577803
that's fair

>>30577802
but what exactly about being ignored pisses you off? are you incensed because you feel like the other person, in rejecting your well-considered advice, is somehow insulting your judgment?

>>30576777
I do, it's just mainly for when I go to sleep though. It's not really his thing, but he doesn't mind it. He says it's a handicap for me when we play strip poker, but he always beats me anyway.
Not that I lose on purpose or anything

>>30577846
My Squeaks was horrified of everyone. And my other cat Waams is a badass mofo and hates female cats. He wouldn't let her on my bed or on my lap. Then I moved out of my parents' house. I eventually took her with me. She is the happiest cat ever living with just me. She makes goofy pokemon-like noises. And plays with me and sleeps with me. She's great.

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Mantine

I'm in a relationship with a woman that I'm not at all attracted to who's content to stay at a minimum wage job she's been at for 6 years when she's been offered several much higher paying jobs, not go to college even though her parents will pay for it, and not get a car and rely on me to drive her everywhere. I can't find it in myself to break it off with her because I genuinely care about her as a person and she was in a really bad place before we started dating and I'm afraid she'll slip back into it if I do

>>30577913
Godspeed, Bulbanon.

>>30577901
I'm on mobile though

>>30577939
I have no friends period, not even online

>>30577968
Sorry, meant to specify I wasn't that anon. Just explaining why it makes me personally upset. I don't get angry, but it does tick me off that they would believe my judgement good enough to ask for it, but then discard it because "yeah well that's not what I wanted to do." Like bitch, if you had made up your mind already why are you asking me?

>>30577864
I'm making about 145k a year right now. Not extravagant but I live comfortably.

>>30577883
thanks man, she is all i have in life at the moment, and i'll do everything i can so she can pursue her own dreams too. the pic is related, at least right now. i still have time to decide, although i doubt my mind will change.

>>30578050
I have a few online from some old communities I was on. But ever since I moved from where I was for most of my life, I no longer have any friends and everyone I work with is either an old person or has nothing in common with me. Meeting people is hard.

>>30578049
Then you can manually just write <spoiler> </spoiler>

use [ ] instead of < >

>>30578070
>Not extravagant
Dude 90% of /vp/ doesn't even make 30k yearly.

I'm living in a third world hellhole where the hyperinflation has gotten so bad minimum wage amounts to about $15, monthly. I'm struggling to get the hell out of here because otherwise I won't have a future and most likely die from starvation someday.

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Starmie

I have no motivation to interact with others but no desire to kill myself either, I wish I could just be a ghost and wander around instead of having to actually live a life.

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Other then suicidal shit and being a friendless virgin I masterbated on my uncle's couch on chrismas. Also masterbated in my mom's car in a grocery store parking lot in the day time.

I started the last thread, didn't think it would blow up as much as it.

>>30577929
I wasn't able to say goodbye to her when she passed away, and was a wreck for a long time about it. My dreams were able to give me closure though. I had an extremely vivid dream where I was walking into my mother's room at my childhood home. Everything was exactly where it used to be. All the blinds were shut beside the one facing the backyard on the far wall. I walked around my mother's bed to look outside. It was the same exact backyard with every single detail. When I turned back from the window I looked down at the patch of sunlight on the bed and there my cat was, sitting in the sunlight like always, with her paws tucked under her chest. I know this all sounds stupid, but she actually said that she missed me and my mom and said that she loved me very much. It was in a woman's voice that I don't remember matching anyone's I know. I cried and held that cat but I don't remember her moving an inch. And then she was gone. I don't know if I dreamed anything else that whole night, but I remembered it like it just happened when I woke up, and still remember every detail. If I could draw it i would.

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>>30576405
Hard to pick favorite

Idk bout spoilers but same here anon, but with a programming final.

>>30578001
You're so lucky to have your kitty. Always treasure her and make silly hats for her and play lots of games.

>>30576688
I'm on the other side of that, my girlfriend hates my family and I think it's impacting us negatively since she always refuses to be around them and is constantly shit talking them.

>>30578154
That kinda sounds a lot like how I felt when I was going through depression. Keep an eye on that.

>>30578029
Dump her, she sounds toxic. I hate using that term because of the tumblrtards but she'll only ruin your life and benefit from it.

>>30578146
Where are you from?

>>30578146
I live in a city with ridiculous cost of living.

Like I said, I live comfortably but I don't spend on extravagant things. For example, my coworker who is in a similar position bought a boat for his birthday over the summer. I also was in debt up to my eyeballs because of student loans. Luckily, I've been able to pay a lot of those off now.

>>30578168
Ever get caught?
thank you for starting the last one. Totodilebro here, I had a rough week and it really helped to simply talk and hear others.

doesn't change my plans

>>30577092
Good taste and happy to hear that your brother is okay. I too have been questioning my faith every since I was a kid. My parents are very religious and it would kill them if I told them that I have even a shred of doubt.

>>30578113
thanks anon

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When I was younger, I tried to impress some of my older-aged friends, so I climbed into a tree, stole some bird eggs, and rolled them like bowling balls across the concrete. One of them gave me a brick, so I smashed the nest into bits and dropped it onto the remains.

pretty ironic now, seeing as my favorite pokemon is a bird

>>30574203
To protect the home, right?

Really no evil in that, criminal scum knows no bounds and crime's getting more sneaky these days.

>>30578154
Starting signs of severe chronic depression anon.

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>>30578259
This shithole.

>>30578264
Fair enough. My point was that you are more or less set for life or something like that. 140k yearly is no joking matter, specially if you are smart about it.

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Loved this guy since forever.
I can't stand trannys but I find drag queens great

>>30578225
How do you break up with someone for, to them, no reason? What would you say? "I don't want to be with you because you're a lazy scumbag?" I don't want to be a douche

It's not like I can say she sleeps around or flat-out steals my money, or any of that shit, she doesn't exactly do anything wrong, she just doesn't do anything an adult should be doing.

>>30578180
D'aw. My Squeaks is like 5 feet behind me on my bed. 20 some odd lbs of awesome looking out my window. I'm glad you at least got closure. I've been around for most pets' deaths. They waited for me. Which is so sweet. My parents' first kid (a chow they got as a puppy before having me) was dying through the night while we all slept. He waited until we woke up for school. He laid right in a doorway we had to go through. My sister and I gave our mom a minute alone with him and he died in her arms. It's pretty sweet considering she considered him her firstborn.

>>30578205
She hates hats. And poops on my floor. But I still love her.

>>30578273
As someone who does personally have religious beliefs, I feel like doubt is actually important to have. Questioning what you believe and reading up on it/doing research is important, even if you end up changing your mind about something.

>>30578329
I completely misspoke anyway. I meant to say I dont spend on extravagant things but live comfortably. I'm aware it is a set-for-life situation. With my loans almost paid off my next "big" purchase is actually going to be paying for my sister to go to college for two years. I don't want her to carry the burden of loans like I did. Especially since she wont make as much as a teacher.

>>30578266
I've been caught by my brother and sometimes he teases me about it. I never knew if I was caught, I never heard anything or saw anybody after. There were people in the house. I always wonder if the grocery store had a security camera and if it saw me, will never know.

All I can say is I hope you don't go through with it. I've wanted to given up to, even still do somewhat. I only really stay for my family, I can't do that to them. I don't know what you have dealt with but I hope things get better.

>>30578357
>How do you break up with someone for, to them, no reason?
There's plenty of reasons.

>What would you say? "I don't want to be with you because you're a lazy scumbag?" I don't want to be a douche
That's not being a douche, that's saying exactly the truth.

>she doesn't exactly do anything wrong, she just doesn't do anything an adult should be doing.
That's a very good reason to break up with someone.

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>>30578168
I'm really happy you made the other thread. It's nice to just talk to other anons about our problems. Makes me realize that other people besides me have their own struggles to face.

>>30578357
So you either let her ruin your life or you man up and I hate using that phrase on 4chan and leave her. You are not responsible for her and her happiness. Only your own success and joy. Do not drown trying to save her.

>>30577033
sup med school fag
im you, but law school flavored

>>30578357
Just tell her that you need someone in your life who matches your desires. And if your desires include a partner who acts like they have their shit together, you're entitled to break up with her because of that. You're gonna feel like shit either way when breaking up with her, but you shouldn't let her drag you down. Relationships are about support and even improving each other through encouragement and said support.

>>30578410
>>30578416
Thanks anons. It's good to see a few good people on /vp/ for a change

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I have to think about /ss/ in order to ejaculate when I'm having sex.

>>30574203
Favorite Lopunny
For a lot of my life I've actually wanted to be a girl

>>30578224
>>30578326
I think its more schizoid than depression. But I'll keep it in mind

>>30577592
Nope. Probably couldn't afford one anyway.
>>30577607
It does. Hence why I'd rather get things over with at a "young" age.
>>30577680
For most people, yeah. I doubt I'd manage to pick up even the most desperate of girls haha. There's plenty of games I'd like to play before going, too. I've got roughly 14 months, so I should have enough time.

>>30577743
you jerk off too much! I promise if you give yourself a couple months to recharge you'll probably reset.

>>30578374
Now I have to talk about my childhood dog, poohbear. Golden retriever mix. Most loyal dog I've ever had. This dog would bark at the front gate and try to bite them unless I specifically introduced them. I'd have to come up the gate first and have him jump up and stick his head over. As soon as that happened everything was okay and he never would snap. This dog was in every outside game I played. He was my hunting wolf when I was an Indian and the dragon I had to fight and run away from. Pooh bear went on being my protector until his joints failed him.
I remember my mom coming to get me one day because pooh bear wouldn't eat. When I came out, he was lying on the ground and didn't even get up to greet me. I knew it was almost time, but it couldn't be that fucking day, I couldn't take it. I grabbed that huge dog around the waist and hauled him to his feet. He gobbled down his dinner, and I didn't see him lay down again. My mom took him to be put down without telling me while I was at school, because she knew I wouldn't be able to let it happen. I still feel regret for not being able to be there, even though I couldn't have known what was going on.
I made sure I was there for cotton to fall all the way asleep though, and she purred with her head in my hands and my forehead against hers until she was gone.

>>30578590
Liqour and desperation is a strong cocktail my friend. You can easily bed a few barsloots. Trust me. I have a m8 who is 6'8 like 400 pounds and cockeyed and he gets some simply from his ability to smalltalk

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I unironically like this fucking thing, but Venusaur is my favorite final evo

I'm a diagnosed depressed 22-year-old virgin who has contemplated suicide a few times and my life is spiraling down, but games like Pokemon help keep me sane

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I want to surf around the pokemon world on Starmie's back <3

I'm bulimic and super disgusting. I have absolutely no idea why anybody talks to me

>>30578414
This.

Tropius, Charizard, Venusaur. I can't decide.

I'm considerably more intelligent than the average. This makes me arrogant as fuck regarding intelligence, and I look down on people I find "too dumb to live".

>>30578602
As an adult, if I ever had to put one of my cats down, I'd make sure I was there for the entire thing. Our chow died a natural death. After years of being deaf and blind. He was my best friend throughout childhood. He was buried in my parents' backyard in a clearing in some trees. For no good reason, tiger lillies grow directly on his grave. I cri ever tim. Animals are the best people. Truly.

>>30578701
Are you the bulimia anon from last thread? How long have you suffered? Have you sought any help? What triggers this?

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I was obsessed with a high school crush I orbited to the point of cyberstalking her and her friends.

>>30578701
We don't like you for your body anon, we like you for you <3

>>30576983
>>30577449
>>30578523
>wishing
then you already are girls, you dorks

>>30578421
>law school
i hope that works out for you.
i know i wouldn't be able to do that

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>>30577393
Skitty's great, though. Never stop loving Skitty.

>>30578701
Is it weird I just want to sit you down and cook you food. I think it would be hot to force you to eat food

>>30575362
I'm just letting her be, I kinda lost all feeling for her after it

>>30578724
do you live in the UK by any chance?

>>30578724
i'm pretty much the opposite of you. i'm considerably more intelligent than the average that i feel like shit. i feel like i have to become something great, but i know i can't. this has caused me to have a severe depression

I also find myself often empathizing over people who are ridiculously stupid, yet hard working. They deserve something great, i don't.

>>30578813
It's okay anon. She's a stupid cunt.

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>>30578381
That's a great way of looking at it, thanks for the words of wisdom anon.

Oh and favorite Pokemon

>>30578827
No... Brazil.

>>30578859
Oh look, another huefag; seems like I'm not the only one around here

>>30576930
I mean...speaking as a man who loves his wife very much and also has a girlfriend that his wife knows about--and sometimes bangs herself--the situation CAN be worked out.

>>30578836
>depression
I have bipolar disorder type II - almost the same.

I can't empathize with hard-working but stupid people. Otherwise I would be married already (my ex-fiancee is just like that - dumb as fuck, but strong-willed as fuck, in a good way.)

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>>30578735
Nope! I've never talked about this on /vp/ before. There seems to be a lot of others with eating disorders on 4chan! I've been this way since pretty much middle school and I'm 20 now, so basically since puberty. I got really fat when I was 12 or 13, and I think that was what triggered it because I realized I had to lose weight. And my family would poke my stomach and call me fat while pushing unhealthy foods on me at the same time 3:

>>30578751
You are so kind! Thank you anon <3

>>30577030
Honestly? Tell her that you know it's dangerous territory, and that she's more important than it, but that you're curious. Be honest about the fact that you're curious, but also tell her that you don't actually have anyone in mind. Make it more about the act and your participation in it together than about you having sex with another girl.

>>30578724
I often feel the biggest mistake self proclaimed geniuses make is that they can judge others too soon. Being smart and being perceptive can often be mutually exclusive in one's character

>>30578770
thanks famalam
my family will kill me if it doesn't

>>30578971
Well anon I dont think you are disgusting. I do hope things are getting better and are more under control. I'd still want to force feed you though.

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Chandelure is such a cool pokemon.

I'm a scumbag thief that steals food from convenience stores and gas stations all the time. I've even stolen shitty little toys from Wal-Mart on the rare occasion.

>>30579099
Any real reason or just cant help yourself?

>>30579039
"We" are often introverted as fuck, so we end unable to deal with people. This includes character judging.

I'm aware this arrogance is one damn huge flaw, and that I will "eventually" need to deal with it. But for now, I'm busier trying to cope with my loneliness. (the old "surrounded by people and still lonely" trope.)

>>30578777
Thank you for that wonderful pic!

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>>30574203
Pic related

I'll give you guys 2

Vore and post vore weight gain are my fetishes

I'm actually autistic

>>30578731
Yes they are. And it's my love for animals that sent me to pokemon, which made me like all living things so much more. The ideals all kept compounding on each other that my heart grew to the size of a grapefruit. I'm a very sensitive person. >->

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When I learned Bisharp with AV was a thing, I was really happy I could use my favorite pokemon in the postgame without getting BTFO

I'm in love with a girl that's continually growing distant from me. Her family member died and she's been a completely different person. We don't even talk about the future anymore.

I just spilled my hash jar which was nothing but tiny lil hash nugs and kief into my carpet.
Fuck.

>>30579151
>"We" are often introverted as fuck,
Most of the people posting on 4chan, myself included are introverts. There are just different degrees of it. Judging other people is part of human nature, but some of us observe them a bit before laying down the hammer. It's not some involuntary response one can't control like they're the Hulk or some shit, anyone can develop it.

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Bro-gunk

I'm planning to quit my software dev job and become a nut farmer

>>30579129
The main reason is because it's easy as fuck, and makes for a cheaper lifestyle.

>>30577269
Ayy, frosslass
mah nigga

I tried to kill myself today
Don't know if it worked or not, because being alive is hell

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i literally cannot stop jerking off. i have no sex drive because of it but i physically can't help myself. i usually jerk off 4-5 times a day, and always when i wake up and always before bed. i'm frequently late to work and class because of it, and sometimes i even wake up jerking off. i know i need to stop but i can't stop myself

>>30579151
bro knowing how to deal with people's got nothing to do with introversion. an introvert is just someone who is exhausted, rather than energized, by the presence of other people

what you're describing sounds like an emotional intelligence problem

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I not not apply myself all that much when it comes to school. I go to class, I take notes, and then the night before a test I look over the notes for about an hour, masturbate, and go to sleep. I still have a good GPA. Not amazing, but around 3.5. People told me all my life that eventually I would hit a point, and would need to actually study. I am 20 years old, and finishing my 3rd semester at college. Nothing has changed since middle school. I'm on scholarship, for fucks sake. When is this wall going to show up?
Also, while not diagnosed with autism, I always score pretty high on those internet autism tests.

>>30577698
Don't be afraid to seek out help bro. Life is rough but you're family, your mom especially will be there for you and make sure you heal the best you can. Also A1 taste in mons.

>>30579299
Sorry anon you're still with us. Please don't kill yourself though, seek help from friends or family or fuck just talk to us anonymously. Please

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>>30579168
>not Necrophilia and Ryona

Step it up pleb

>>30579231
I'm super sensitive too. Which I think is a part of why I don't like dealing with people.
>tfw named runescape character after dog
>same dog's name is also mom's password for everything
>also my spam eating e-mail address
>dog is still my mom's facebook picture 8 years later
>doggo is immortalized by internet
I had a good cry from out animal story sharing. Good show friend. *manly sparkling intensifies*

>>30577033
Same thing happened to me, but my grandma who was paying for my school said she wouldn't pay for it unless I studied physics, so I flunked out. Gotta love her, but she really did more harm than good by forcing that.

Tyranitar

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When I saw Roserade, the first thing it reminded me of was the Phantom from Phantom of the Opera.

I'm both a manlet and a virgin, but neither of those actually bother me

>>30579039
i used to have a friend that was pretty smart, one of these "self proclaimed geniuses". but he held himself in a much higher position, than he in reality was. every time someone was wrong even a little bit he would immediately point it out. But god help us when he was wrong and someone else pointed it out, the amount of shit that person got for questioning "his intellect". Granted he understood mathematical formulas and had a pretty good memory. But he was narcissistic and his practical skills were shit, and he usually relied on lies when talking about subjects he didn't know much about, you know, to protect his ego. He was absolutely horrid with everything you couldn't use a calculator or internet for. atleast these days he hangs with the same type of people.

>>30579256
noice
like, all sorts of nuts, or just one kind?

>>30579256
That's really interesting, could you tell us more about nut-farming? Like how are you gonna go about doing that? What type of nuts, etc?

>>30579256
IT'S THE

>>30579256
why nuts?

>>30579462
NUTSHACK

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Scrafty

I collect kemono doujins

>>30578763
I don't really know how to tell people that though

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Golurk

I used to watch anime a lot as an escape from reality. Now that I don't find it enjoyable anymore, I'm going through a depression and can't stop thinking about it.

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I want to kill myself but I'm afraid of death. I don't believe in an afterlife anymore and can't convince myself to believe in one. The thought of not existing is terrifying to me.

>>30579517
Wear a dress.

>>30579431
Pecans. My grandpa grew them. I'll probably have some peach trees too because my other grandpa grew those.

>>30579430
yeah man, i feel like really smart people ground their self-identities in attributes other than their intelligence

>>30579307
are you me?

>>30579545
>>30579558

Have you tried picking up a hobby or trade/craft? Working with your hands is relaxing. Helps clear your mind.

>>30579000
You're right, you're right. I think I really just needed a push. Thank you anon.

>>30579517
who cares what other people think
there are now at least 2 people in this world who think you are a girl
the others should figure it out eventually

>>30579607
So does your family have a farm already, or did your grandpaps' farms go under?

>>30579251
Why train your hammer, when you're abler with a screwdriver?

In other words: then human nature (regardless of intelligence) comes into play. If you're crap at something, odds are you won't train it at all. You'll solve problems where it could help with other skills you're better at, even if sub-optimal for the problem in question.

So people with crap judgment of characters of other people in general will avoid judging at all, and will instead focus on observing.

But again: I need to fix this shit. I'm not using the above as excuse, just explaining why it happens on abstract terms.

>>30579316
Your choice of words reminds me a lot Miggs-Bryer types.

I disagree though - social interactions are trained by the activity itself, just like any other activity. If you're exhausted by the presence of people, odds are you'll interact less with other people than someone who's energized by social interaction...

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I've been on this site for 3 years now, and have honestly have never ever gotten dubs, trips, or anything similar. I think it's pretty representative of how unlucky I am in general

>>30579700
Liar

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>>30579700
WITNESSED

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>>30579450
It costs a ton to get into because you the trees don't bear nuts for the first 5-7 years even if they're special trees that start growing nuts early. I saved up a ton of money from working, being single, and building up equity, so I'm buying a small farm and taking a loan for the rest. Pecans.

>>30579665
No farm already, from either side. Both guys had five kids, and not a single one wanted to keep their share of the land they inherited. My dad always used to joke about how I should've been the one to grow up on a farm because he hated it and love that type of work.

>>30579700
That is a statistical impossibility unless you never post, and a literal impossibility since it just happened

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>>30579648
This. You're a fucking pretty girl anon. I'm pretty, you're pretty. Let's go be pretty together.

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>>30579700
Bravo

>>30579607
oh shit son i love pecans
please carry on with your bombass plan

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>>30579700
Huh...

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>>30579627
I draw, if that counts. I want to eventually get a job in animation but the industry seems intimidating and art school sounds like a waste of time and money but I don't know if anyone will bother with me if I don't go to a college

>>30579700
Checked

>>30579700
AW SHIT

>>30574203
Wooper

i want to just sleep for like a year because my dreams are happier

>>30579765
damn, I completely relate to you there anon

>>30579607
>pecans
>peach
You from down south then, anon?

>>30579765
It does. Do you enjoy your art? Do you enjoy drawing? That's all that matters even if you don't make it a career. I wish I could tell you to follow your dream but the art industry feels alot like the acting industry. Near impossible to succeed without sheer dumb fucking luck or money. But I have no real idea I work sales

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I am obsessed with dogs
Actually, obsessed isn't the right word. I have no idea how the fuck to describe it, though
Essentially I guess that I had a kind of fucked up childhood and dogs sort of replaced humans in... I don't have the right words here, either?
But for example I have much more empathy for dogs than humans (or any other animal, for that matter), and my, uh... inherent morality (???) reflects that even though I rationally understand that is nonsense.
I'm also a zoophile

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>>30579700
Guess it's your lucky day.

>>30579745
lol I really appreciate your enthusiasm. I love pecans too. Thanks, anon.

>>30579837
The Friendship State

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>>30579674
>Miggs-Bryer

>>30579869
I gotta ask I am sorry anon ever fuck a dog?

>>30579837
My grandpa had a peach orchard. In Wisconsin. Loved that shit as a kid. As many peaches and cherries as I could eat. He probably sold his soul to grow peaches in this hellhole though. Still fucking delicious.>>30579863

>>30579869
So do you like furry or bestiality better?

>>30579931
I definitely didn't mean to quote a second time. Don't drink and post.

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>>30574203
One of my favorites.

Family divorced when I was 3, I was raised alright because both parents still cared about me, but am very cynical and skeptical about the aspect of marriage and dating because of the stupid court systems and possible missteps associated with it.

>>30579875
Mi hombre!
>>30579931
Did you ever do the cherry/milk dare?

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>>30579700
Congratulations! You got yourself dubs! Now what's the next step of your master plan?

>>30579998
Idk, maybe get a shiny

>>30579674
>If you're crap at something, odds are you won't train it at all.

Except people study and train things that don't come natural to them if they feel it'll further them personally or help them survive. Whether you're sociable or not, the art of refined or adaptive communication can still be refined even if being around people drains you.

I can swing my hammer careful enough even though I'm better with a screwdriver and maybe I'll get better at using a plane in the next few weeks. Or however the tool metaphor's supposed to transfer

>>30579978
I kind of wish I was more skeptical. I have a similar background, though I basically fall in love with every girl I kiss and think about family stuff. It ends up costing me a lot of heartbreak.

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Pidgeot

I have terrible social skills. I don't know if it's because of my stutter or if that's because of my social skills, but either way I'm stuck with both. I'm bisexual and have never been in a relationship. Fucked two guys and I feel like I fucked shit up both times. Whenever I look in the mirror I remember I'm alive and wish I wasn't. I feel like nobody cares about me besides my two best friends who are currently at a different college and having a much bette time than me. They're gonna drift away while I just remain alone forever.

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this has been such a wonderful thread. thanks OP and anons, Made me feel a lot better.

>>30579979
Milk makes me vomit without anything else. So no.
>tfw can drink a gallon of jaeger because Wisconsin
>but can't participate in second favorite pasttime of cheese

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i dont really have motivation to do anything in life. Getting out of the house, going to college, even eating. Feel like i'm too lazy to be alive.

>>30579978
actually marriage, especially marriage to someone earning significantly more or significantly less money than you are, carries some hefty legal/tax benefits

are you really afraid of the system, or are you afraid of the emotional fallout?

>>30579928
Not yet
>>30579933
Anthro is kinda shit but it's better than humans.

>>30580036
>stutter
Cute, I care anon.

>>30580036
Speech therapy can help with the stutter. For social skills, do two things: go people-watching in a crowded area and take notes, and go watch live theatre, even if it's community or local shit. Watching theatre helps you pick up on subtle emotions and body language, and you can learn different social cues from different personalities.

>>30579700
I never had a girlfriend, reminds me of how socially unskilled i am[/spoiler

any second now]

>>30580021
Experiencing divorce when younger wakes you the hell up quick especially when you see the Child Support and Alimony bullshit. Helps especially now with the way people are with their identity politic bullshit. I am a pseudo-misanthrope right now, I can tolerate people and know there are good people out there, but I am getting real tired of the BS I keep seeing.

>>30579396
I'm sure she was just trying to watch out for you, anon. Are you studying physics now, then?

>>30580036

SAME. I NEVER KNEW SOMEONE COULD FEEL MY PAIN.

>>30580055
Thanks anon, I felt better after the last thread. Wanted to keep the feels rolling.

>>30580126
It'll be ok, anon. Just as I have gotten dubs, you'll find a gf. Just give it time, put yourself out there, and be open.

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I just think it's cute. Close second would be Kadabra/ Alakazam, just because it's been my bro since gen I.

I'm a normie.

>>30580136
Yeah the fights were horrible. And then when I was young and asked what happened both of my parents tried to let me down easy so they kept insisting they still loved each other. So for the longest time I thought it was because they didn't plan enough and everything fell apart. So I ended up planning everything meticulously.

>>30580198
REEEE

>>30580105
The system, also I don't want any potential offspring to be used as a financial cudgel that I will not be able to provide for because I can go to jail if I miss payment, my old man nearly did once. I also wound up psychologically messed up and was put on psychological drugs for years when I was a kid. Don't want any potential children to suffer, I honestly see it a disservice to bring potential offspring into the world for them to only suffer needless trials that could be prevented.

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>>30580126
>Trying to net a girlfriend here of all places

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Mega Beedrill

I'm sex repulsed to the point where I'm scared I'll never have even a good platonic relationship

>>30580253
How so, as in the actual act or the physical appearance of the opposite gender?

>>30580251
/vp/ supposedly has more females than most other boards. Good odds to find odd goods.

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Almost all bird pokemon are awesome

I don't have any interest in having a relationship outside friendships and I'm overall happy, healthy, and mentally sound unlike damn-near everyone on this board
I'd say I have no direction in life but that's been said many times already

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I have no secrets.

>>30580036
>felt like you fucked shit up
That is what guys do when they fuck

>>30580299
None of us have any direction of where to go. Our generation is that of fuckups and digital pacification.

>>30580251
Love can bloom on 4chan.

I just don't see why anyone would seek it here

>>30580312
I'm stealing this template, Anon, very nice choices. Consider drinking bleach for like the Paraflinch Plane, though

>>30580296
>odd goods
Kek
if she's autistic enough to play pokemon and post on /vp/. She's probably a keeper.

>>30577999
guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship

>>30580296
>odd goods
Yeah, like trannies. Just look at the thread.

>>30580363
Togekiss is literally the only fairy in Gen4.

>>30580365
most girls I know that play pokemon are pretty open.

>>30578523
>>30580126
I'll be your girlfriend one day anon

>>30580277
It's the actual act that makes me sick. Tits only make me feel slightly uncomfortable

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I frequently have intrusive thoughts about having one-night stands behind my girlfriend's back. I'm deeply in love with her, and these intrusive thoughts bother me and disgust me. They're not about/with anyone in particular, just general ideas.

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I still jerk off to pictures of my ex in the shower

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>>30580036
Additionally

I don't find myself unattractive. That sounds vain but I'm actually proud of my appearance sans a few typical things I'm sure everyone hates about them self. That being said, I guess the reason why I've never found someone who's wanted to date me past the 5th grade is because of my personality and the general way I interact with people.

My dad was hellbent on me not going to college because he said it's a waste of money. I was persistent because everyone in my school told me I was great art and I loved doing it do I figured getting a career in it would be amazing. After a semester of college I've realized I'm actually bad. I was the best of a bad bunch, but compared to the other students in my major, I'm the worst. I feel unmotivated now and want to drop out but I know I'll never hear the end of it from my dad. I just want to run away and start over somewhere new and hope I find someone who actually likes being with me.

>>30580392
Never was lucky enough to land a girl who likes pokemon. Dated one of those hipster nerds who "liked pokemon" made me want to fucking shoot myself.
too autistic for casuals

>>30580392
I'd like to think that my boyfriend would agree with you.
>>30580417
Talk to your girlfriend about it. Reassure her that you love her and don't want to do anything that would hurt her, but tell her that the intrusive thoughts are really bothering you, and that you want her support in dealing with those thoughts.

>>30580365
>used to have a girl as anti-social as me
>played pokemon and loved shitty 50's horror movies
>decided that a heroin addict with no job was better than me
>never date odd goods

>>30580448
Delete the pics, anon. I promise you'll feel better about it in the long run. It helps you get over her

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>>30580299
Are you me?

>>30579299
Please don't do it anon. Call anyone, ahotline, a doctor, but don't do it.

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>>30580386
>tfw no qt gf/tarp

Hold me anon

>>30580365
>>30580386

I got my normie (aside from browsing /pol/) girlfriend back into playing pokemon and now she shitposts on this board more than I do.

;^-)

t. normie