>I'm the last line of Aether Paradise defense Deploys

He's the last line because nobody fucking trusts him to be the first line of defense.

>>30573630
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>>30573587
He was purposefully holding back against you in that fight so that he can let you investigate a red herring, which buys him time to assemble more workers to blockade your progress.

Did you even play the fucking game?

Keep playing dude...

>>30573630
fpbp

>>30573587
He was expecting to hypnotize you into blowing him. He didn't count on the utter nightmarish chaos that lurks behind the protagonist's perpetual OuO

>>30573587
Paradise indeed breeds pathetic complacency.

>>30573587
>looks like a child molester
>acts like a child molester
>has a hypno

>>30573789
He says he hates kids, though, so that doesn't check out.

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>>30573587
Hypno is cute, be nice!
I bet you didn't even donate to the poor Hypno at Thrifty Mart!

>>30573587
It was a ruse. You were rused.

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>>30573630

>>30573587
>don't
doesn't*
Is /vp/ the worst board at conjugation?

>>30573587
it was a ruse you idiot

>>30573796
>has a cover story like a child molester

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>>30576362
Well done, brother.
You've educated him most excellently.

>>30573796
A child molester doesn't have to like children

>>30573587
The dude talked himself up from the moment you met him, and it's obvious from the way Wicke responded to him when you go to Aether Paradise that everyone just humors him on it.

>>30573587
>Big nose
>Happy merchant grin
>Signature mon is Hypno
POTTERY
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