>He has a legendary on his team

>He has sex with birds

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>He has Garchomp/Alolan Marowak/Celesteela/Tapu Koko on his team

>>30572860
>>30572881
>he breathes oxygen
plebs

>>30572881
>He has sex

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>He uses stall

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>his team has six shinies

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>he has pseudos on his team

>>30572914
Tapu Koko is ugly, can I use Lele instead?

>he didn't keep his promise and use the cover legendary in the postgame
>he didn't name it nebby

>>30572860
I use them when it is obligatory to catch them, like Reshiram/Xerneas/Nebby. It just feels right

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>He plays Pokemon

>>30572860
Lillie guilt tripped me into keeping Solgaleo in my team.

>>30572965
>Catch Nebby
>Lillie: I hope you'll go on great adventures together
>Send to box

>>30572980

(You)

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>>30572860
>He has a Legendary, Ultra Beast, Guardian, or any other special snowflake Pokemon on his team.

>he criticizes other people for having legendaries on his team
>but is perfectly fine using pseudos, aegislash, kangaskhan, gengar, greninja, or blaziken on his team

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>>30572860
>He blindly judges people for using legendaries, even if the legendary is shit

I bet you think Guzzlord is OP because it's an ultra beast, too.

>>30572860
>he didn't name the box legendary Nebby and keep it on his team.
>he starts greentext with capital letters
fuck off

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>he names his pokemon

>>30573489
>not coming up with nicknames for your partners

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>>30573489
>he calls his dog "Dog"

>>30572881
>Implying owls are birds

>>30572860
I didn't know Articuno was a legendary during my first Blue playthrough

>he doesn't use a monotype team consisting of his favorites

>>30572928
>He has

>>30572860
I use Necrozma cause it's the coolest shit since Ho-Oh. Fuck the Tapus tho

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>>30573489
>>he doesn't

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>Has a bewear

>>30574360
>all his favorites are the same type

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>>30574364
>He

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>Using legendaries
>Nicknaming pokemon

>He uses a team full of legendaries, mythical or UBs online

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>>30575224

>>30572860
>boxing Nebby
That's terrible.
You're terrible.

>he excludes top-tier pokemon for no reason other than a personal sense of smug satisfaction
Do you play basketball in rain boots?
No. You wear sneakers because you want to win.

>>30572914
>tfw I run into this EXACT team comp in EVERY fucking ladder on cart

5th is always Mega Gyarados. 6th is usually Lele or Porygon2. I see it in singles, doubles and VGC, ranked and unranked. I mean fuck, they're good pokemon, I use Maro-A and Garchomp on my lineup, but think outside the box a little, Jesus. My record today is 18-2 and at least 10 of my battles are against this lineup.

>>30572943
Man I fucking like some pseudos tho. ;-;

>>30575307
>he has a separate hoop only 2 feet off the ground so that he can feel like a big boy when he wins against people who don't

Aeigislash will forever have a spot on my team because rule of fucking cool. It's a ghost sword and it's cool. It's no skin off my nose that he's also one of the best pokemon in the game.

Infernape is UU but he still tags along.

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>>30574360
>Scrafty isn't in the game
>Can't have a Monotype Dark team with delinquent pokemon.

>>30575356
only pseudos I allow myself to use are tyrannitar and metagross, dragon pokemon are lame as fuck

>>30573066
>he saves lewds of a tween girl

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>>30575514
>region in which the villainous team is based off of street hoodlums doesn't feature the Pokemon based off of street hoodlums

This is inexcusable.

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>>30572860
Zygarde 10% is nowhere near broken though. Garchomp beats him in everything but speed.

>>30575661
Cell Doggo is "legendary" simply because it shares the spot with Cell Snek and Cell Mecha.
Ability and special moves are hardly broken.

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>uses a team of UBs and a single stallmon

>>30575353
>on cart
This is the second time I hear this today. Does that just mean "non-showdown"? As in the regular game?

>>30575759
On Cartridge, yeah
>>30575718
Thousand Arrows is pretty broken. Unique, sure, but it does a shitload with STAB on what's arguably the best offensive type

>>30575897
just because something is good, doesnt mean it is broken

>>30575514
>scrafty

>>30573120
>greninja
i will just say its hilarious that ash-greninja is banned from ranked/battle tree but the ultra beasts are not. Not protean greninja, but ash greninja. WTF gamefreak

>>30575094
>H

>>30576645
>

>>30576814

I only have Lunala on my team because I want to fuck her.

>>30576918
>her.
>lanala
>her
Anon... you do know Lunala isnt a girl right?

>>30576069
Ground's only check is wiped off the board with Thousand Arrows. It's not dampened by Grassy Terrain, isn't stopped by Air Balloon, and chunks every pokemon in the meta currently.

Yes it's good. It's too good

>>30577005
The pokedex doesn't lie

>>30577268
>The pokedex doesn't lie
Do you want a list of pokedex entries that have to be wrong or they are completely game/lorebreaking?

The pokedex is wrong all the time.

>>30575353
you are telling them to think outside the box while you use a third of their teams

>>30575619
even aragonite?

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>he nicknames his GTS legendaries "TRADE 4 SHINY"

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>>30573120
To be perfectly honest the main reason I don't use legendaries is because my autism won't let me use unique shit there's only supposed to be one of. There's also the part where they're a bitch to get good Natures and IVs on, but mostly it's just autism. I've been this way since Mewtwo.

Pseudos and Greninja are fine, Ash-Greninja isn't. Ultra Beasts are a weird gray area where they're not unique but are limited, so I'm hesitant to use them.

>>30577268
STOP, RICHARD

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>>30577005
Lunala is female only!

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>>30572860
>his favorite Pokemon isn't a legendary

>>30575657
›sun and moon
›lunatone and solrock get nothing and are not in game
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY

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>>30577555
Legendaries are stupid easy to get competitively viable now, what with bottle caps. Just synchronize a good nature and you can polish any shitter into a diamond.

I'm just a hypocritical autist when it comes to legendaries I'll use. If I like it, I'll use it, like some of the Tapus and mythics, but I feel like banking off how good shit like Celesteela and Landorus are is cheap and gay.

>>30577825
they got +20 to their base hp and there's an in game event that triggers when you talk to an npc with one in your party.
but yeah, not being available normally is idiotic

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>>30575641

>>30575745
>implying you need a non UB stallmon when you have celesteela

>>30577555
>unique shit

literally none of the legendaries are one of a kind. fuck off autist.

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>>30578926
Most of the important ones are unique in game canon, and almost all of them are limited to one per save file without trading, events, and other alternate universe nonsense.

>fuck off autist
Because calling out a self admitted autist will make them leave, right.

>>30574462
WHAT is wrong with that?
Bewear is my new favourite mon

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>ultra beasts are legendaries

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>>30574462
bewear is a cute

>>30572860
>he hates legendaries
>but is perfectly fine with pseudo-legendaries

>>30577825
I was admittedly hoping there would be some cool shit to happen involving them.
>>30575657
Thought Guzma would have one.

>>30575353
>what rating are you even at?

>>

>>30572914
So Pheromosa is fine?

>>30573167
Hey man, you take that back, Guzzlord is cool as fug

>>30575094
HAS

>>305

>>30583872
NO

>>30577555
This, I always saw legenderies as trophie/bosses rather than team members

>>30573066
>He doesn't know that there are plentiful of ultra beasts

>>30575293
But Nebby won't stay in my bag.

>

Fuck you guy, Regice is my favorite pokemon.

>>30572860
I don't use legendaries, just Mega Salamence and Aegislash

>>30572860
Adolescence is stopping using legendaries on your team.

Adulthood is understanding there's actually nothing wrong with using them.

>>30585272
this

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>>30573573
>he calls his mom "Mom"

>>30583891
STYLE

>>30585296
I call my mom Denise.