Who is /vp/ going to choose?

Objectively Nanu

Hala is the broest of them all, and he's got the best matchup on the list since he doesn't directly lose to anyone as long as he's got some moves to hit Acerola's spooks, and Kahili isn't on the list

>>30567391
Everyone but Nanu put you in life threatening situations

>>30567377
pick kiawe, let nanu kill me

>>30567377
Hapu's the stronkest since her and sophocles are title challengers and she has a type advantage on him

>pick Nanu
>Acerola automatically joins her Uncle's side
HA

>>30567377
>Trial captains and Kahunas
>No Mina

>>30567377
Nanu
>connections with the police
>bros with a tapu
>dark type trainer, so he takes neutral damage from everyone except hala
>and when it comes to hala he can just throw out honchkrow or sableye

Suiren

>>30567468
She's too busy huffing paint

>>30567377
>No mina

>>30567491
>Implying that wouldn't make her the strongest

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>>30567464

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>>30567391
fpbp
Would make Nanu my second dad
First is pic related

>>30567423
But nanu can get police protection on you

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>no Lillie
KILL YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30567551
She can't protect you from Kanto

>>30567377

Mallow

Her farts can stop anything

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His theme is my favorite

>>30567551
Can't choose someone who isn't in the game anymore, anon.

>>30567377
fuckin hala obviously. guys a bloody sumo westler.

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The correct answer

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>>30567464
Oh sheet, didn't think of that

>pick Nanu
>he scolds the rest of them until they give up

>>30567391
>>30567423
>>30567464
>>30567485
>>30567535
>>30569385
Reminder that Nanu got someone eaten alive.

>>30569462
That would only make him more protective of you

>pick Nanu
>fucks off to feed his cats

Shiggy diggy

>>30567377
can someone please add kahili and mina to this

>>30567377
>no Lillie
Guess I'll pick Lana, faggot.

>>30567377
Sophocles.
Go to Festival Plaza, safe forever.

>>30569462

You mean Looker did.

Though Nanu is also guilty of not considering that she wasn't trained for combat.

Why would the Trial Captains and the Kahunas of Alola want to kill me in the first place?

Olivia. Since I would be the only person to ever choose her as a mate she would fight for my survival much harder than any other candidate so that I could continuously get her pregnant.

I'd pick Mallow. She cooks, she fights, she fucks. Great qualities. Also, she only loses to one of them so that's a plus.

>>30567377
nanu has probably shot and killed a lot of people

>>30567377
mina

>>30567377
objectively, power-level wise:
nanu = hapu = hala > kiawe > olivia >>> mallow > faggot >>>>>>> sophocles > acerola

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lana

>>30567377
Nanu's got a fucking gun

if I get to fug aftewards then mallow
otherwise nanu

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>>30567377
Hapu, zero question

I choose Police McOldguy. I don't remember his actual name.