why is he so fucking angry?

>>30559548
You keep trying to ride your bike indoors

>>30559548
he's trying to remember his grandson's name/gender

>>30559548
There are no bikes in alola so he can't throw in his famous line

>>30559548

Because his damn Squirtle won't stop hovering in midair behind his shoulder.

Is there a new oak statue or something? Cause that Pika looks a lot like the Pika from that Red statue, and I am in LOVE with the retro-modern Sugimori style thst Ohmura has going on for the statue line.

You try being an old fart in Japan, a country that worships youth. I bet he hasn't gotten any pussy since he was 20, the poor old guy.

>>30559576
This

Maybe if you would cut that shit out he wouldn't be telling you to throw masterballs at zubats

>if these niggas don't shut the fuck up

>>30562075
>I bet he hasn't gotten any pussy since he was 20
He's been ploughing Red's mom since the minute he left Pallet Town.

>>30559548
Fuck Off faggot. He can be angry whenever he wants you feminist nu male bull loving nigger cuck.

>>30559548
Because he wants to be in Alola right now getting a tan but he has to hand out pokemon to stupid 10 year olds who keep trying to use items at the wrong time.

Because he's so fucking tired of all these young professors recently

>>30562075
>You try being an old fart in Japan, a country that worships youth
That's about as wrong as it gets. Japan is all about respecting elders no matter what.

>>30562870
Somebody has been watching too much anime