Pointless but fun headcanons

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I like to think Roxie has a cockney accent

>>30559135
It's probably american, you probably just have a hard time hearing her speak around my cock.

>>30558916
I agree with the theory that Valerie is Bill's sister and the little girl we see in Goldenrod during HGSS.

Gourgeists compete to see wich has the brightest, prettiest light, and some may cheat by trapping little pokemon that produce light like fire types or, more fittingly, Litwick.

>>30559135
If not her, then definitely the Chatelaine sisters.

Meditite's blue parts are the real clothes, explaining why the face is gray.

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>>30559135
I keep having this headcanon too.

>>30559417
it is likely this, it's just easy to headcanon a cockney or any British accent because of the number of influential British musicians in American culture.

>>30558916
Hoenn isn't actually 'tropical', it's closer to the Pacific Northwest of the US in terms of climate.

(okay, this is mostly because even in ORAS they never seemed to try to correct the weather or trees, and no one seems to comment on heat and humidity prevalent in tropical climates)

Psyduck and Golduck are actually based on platypuses.

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Zinnia didn't beat Archie in a pokemon battle for his keystone, she jut fuckin' suplexed him.

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>>30562747
>Curse you, Perry The Psyduck!