ITT: things that trigger owlcucks

>Primarina needs recovery to be good
>Incineroar needs Sucker Punch
>Owl has both but gets outclassed by a fucking anchor
Starters really got screwed this gen

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>>30553941

>>30553962
And you know what?
The other two will get them in subsequent games.

>>30554068
No they won't.

Reminder that they both have niches in UU. Dhelmise is bulkier and has pseudo stab while Decidueye has a better movepool including reliable recovery, U-turn, baton pass, and a ghost move that isn't shit.

>>30554070
They always do.
Either in the form of tutors, new egg moves or new level up sets.

>>30553962
>>30554070
>>30554078
Butthurt genwunner owlcucks detected

>>30554081
Recovery is pretty rare man

>>30554078
It's less about them directly competing, and more about reminding numales that their precious owl isn't so unique and special like they hyped him up to be.

Keep my anchor bro out of your starter war bullshit. All 3 starters are complete ass and the only correct choice was boxing it.

Where do i find it?

>>30554135
>Muh nu males
I love all 3 starters, but you anti-owlfags need to fuck off.

>>30553919
Anything masculine

>>30554237
Seafolk Village. The only fishing spot to the right. You have to go through one of the boats to get to it. It has a 10% chance of being fished up in bubbling water, and only 1% otherwise, so keep going through the door to respawn the bubbles.

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>>30553919

>>30553919
>>30554317
>>30554344
>>30554373
Low class scum, kindly go kys right now thank you very much.

>>30553919
>>30554135
When the fuck was he hyped as "Unique" there were literally two Grass/Ghost types last gen already. Even if he ended up staying Grass/Flying that type combo already existed too.

Dhelmise and Decidueye are both some of my favorite pokemon of all time, and y'know what, so are Gourgeist and Trevenant. I'm not "triggered" just because two great designs this gen have the same typing.

>>30553962
>mixed attacking stats but moveset is almost entirely physical

lol

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>Primarina
>OU
btfo owlfags and littenfags :^3

>>30554116
I like how you through in Genwunner there even though it makes zero sense just because you needed more buzzwords. Keep it up anon, you're doing good.

>>30554373
>TFW most of my gen 7 bros are on here
Am I the only one who is happy that my bros are in lower tiers so when I do play the garbage smogon format I can actually use them down in the depths of UU RU and NU instead of trying to use it in the Mega Keldeo Genie Weather Super Show?

>>30556082
It's not OU though

>>30556044
>liking redditeye
nu-male plebian detected

Why do you call owlfags "nu-males"? Wouldn't it describe better people who like the tranny seal?

ebin thread.

>>30557916
It doesn't really mean anything, you can use it however you see fit.

>>30557916
>has glasses
>effeminate male instead of masculine (incineroar) or feminine (primarina)
>balding, wears a shitty hoodie to cover the bald
>wimpy starter who has more defensively inclined moveset and stats than the other two
>le classy gentleman owl
>looks like a fursuit

stay triggered

>>30554373
WTF TSAREENA IS ON THERE REEEE

>>30557895
>mentions reddit randomly

>>30556044
Now we know what's going on anon.
Ignore him and he'll slink back to his hell hole.

>>30557994
>Decidueye
>Effeminate
>Decidueye
>Classy
>Decidueye
>Out of all the three starters you decide IT'S the one who looks like a fursuit
I mean I know you're shitposting but at least try man.

Stay triggered.

>>30557994
Are you even trying to bait at this point?

>>30558067
>>30558084
>>30558087
>>>r/cuckandproud

Why is it even a Ghost type. That's way to fucking random

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>>30556044
>"i-i'm not triggered!"
>goes on to make an angry rant about how they're not triggered
fucking owlfags

>>30557994
>glasses make you nu-male
Not my fault I have shitty eye sight, neck yourself.

>>30557994
>glasses
>nu-male
glasses aren't a nu-male thing, glasses with thick frames are

Reminder that /vp/ liked Decidueye before its stats were leaked to and those who spam threads everyday are either people who care enough about competitive viability to let it affect their opinion of a Pokemon, newfags who came here for leaks and latched onto the "IT'S SO SLOW OWLFAGS BTFO XXXD" meme and haven't let go, or autistic contrarians who can't handle the fact that it's oopular with normies.

This is objective fact and if you disagree then you are one of these 3 people.

>>30558248
t. nearsighted nu-male

>>30558682
nice projecting, faggot

>>30558745
>This is objective fact and if you disagree then you are one of these 3 people.

decidueye is a cool girl

I for one am sick of this persecution against us owlbros on this website. I come here to have a good time and I get called an edgelord and a nu-male just because I'm one of the only ones redpilled enough to not be a disgusting furshit? In between this and that ridiculous snubbing smogon gave us I think I'm done with this website now, maybe we should conduct our owl loving on r/decidueye instead...

Anti-owlfags are more annoying than owlfags

t. someone that doesn't care about starters

the only good decidueye's are the female ones

>>30556092
>through

yikes

>doing good
YIKES

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>>30553919

>>30558947
I can't spell apparently.

And the last part is sarcasm if you couldn't tell.

It's getting irritating how primatards and barafags are attacking us owlfriends. We have done nothing to warrant that.

>>30554135
What the hell is a nu-male anyway?

>>30558187
Decidueye - sniper; "ghosting" around, sneaking
Dhelmise - undead sea algae posessing wrecked ship parts

>>30553962

>decidueye has slightly lower attack but demolishes Dhelmise in the speed department
>"lol an anchor le outclasses him xD"

okay kid

>>30558187
It's either based on an Extinct Owl or based on a Hawaiian Owl spirit, take your pick. Romans and some Native American tribes also associated Owls with Death.

And Dhelmise is just haunted that's all there is to it. It's the Ghost Pirate Ship concept condensed down to a wheel and an anchor.

WHERES ROOTHOOT

>>30559256
Just post the whole screencap, Decidueye stats are probably the worst.
>slow
>mixed
>frail

>>30559634

still outspeeds Dhelmise which some other brain dead mouth breather had the gall to say "outclasses" Decidueye

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>>30559256

>Endlessly shitpost about how slow Decidueye is
>Then Incineroar, Primarina, and most of Alola turn out to be even slower

I wouldn't call it ironic justice though. It's more like everyone lost.