How would you get out of this situation?

>>30553788
Put him back in his Pokemon, and trade it away for a good Pokemon.

tell lady gaga's fat ass to GET OFF

>>30553788
Beat that abomination's brain into pink paste by smashing its head and skull into a trillion bloody chunks with a baseball bat.

I would tell Kukui to return it to it's pokeball since that is the starter he ends up with.

>>30553838
>Put him back in his Pokemon

Giggity

>>30553788
kiss

>>30553853
oooo edgy

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>>30553788
>implying I would want to get out of this

You do know Primarina average 90lbs right?

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>>30553788
Do nothing because I'm not an 11-year-old/manlet.

>>30553853
ow

>>30554063

Which is, honestly, borderline-anorexic for what is supposed to be a six foot tall seal.

>>30554355
Remember when people said that Popplio would evolve to be fat because it had the highest weight of the starters?

>>30554355
At least its not Pheremosa. That think is six feet tall and 55 pounds.

>>30553788
I'd tell Muk to use Gunk shot

>>30553788
*squirm* *squirm*

>>30553788
i wouldn't and i'd just let it happen

>>30553788
I'd tell Hau to fuck off because literally no one likes him

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I wouldn't have one because it's shit and npbdy likes it

>>30554063
Which is probably close to if not more than double that trainer's weight

>>30554387
The roach is actually the same height as the sea lion

>>30553853
>baseball bat
>not ferrothorn with protean

>>30553853
Hi Shadow.

>>30554917
Nice filename, loser.

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>>30553788
Hugging.

>>30553788
Have sex with her.

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>>30553853

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>>30553788
Accept my fate and fall victim to Primarina nuzzles
Reminder that all Prima haters are just triggered Roothootfags

>>30557988
desu I hated it but loved Popplio so I stuck through with it through my playthrough

Water Spirit Bomb has really made it grow on me

>>30553788
Go for the throat. It's the only way.

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Accept it and marry seal wife

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>>30558358
Is it wrong to fall in love with your Pokemon? Because I think it's inevitable at this point for me

>>30554355
>heaviest possible pokemon only 1 ton

do not take the ingame weight seriously

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>>30554917
Thar she blows! Back again in another thread! Practically a tripfag at this point!

>>30553788
Honk nose

>>30553788
Close my eyes and think on mega-lopunny

>>30553788
Kick him in the nuts.

>>30554050
Came here to post this.

>>30553788
By reminding it that bestiality is degenerate and that I am willing to disown it if I have to.

>>30553788
I wouldn't, that shota looks delicious and ready to rape

>>30554917
please make a trip so I can filter you

>>30553788
I would kiss her on her nose and then sit back as she sucks my cock

>>30558428
Yes! Arceus wrote in his holy bible about love between a man and Pokémon! Allow me to recite it for you. Chapter celebi; verse raticate 5;12 goes "SCRREEEEE. ZWOOOOOOH SCREEEEEEE! Honk."
Memorize it you unholy sinner

>>30560709
>this is how he deludes himself into not thinking about it being male

>>30554387
Cuz shes a model senpai

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Wouldn't all you have to do to beat one of these things is strangle it?

>>30553788
>"Well this wasn't how I pictured this day going, but it looks like I'm fucking a Pokemon today."

>>30563451
Technically, yes.

I'd let her ride me good, oh boi

>>30553788
boop its clown nose