she barely looks old enough to be a Trainer, how the fuck did

She's 100 year old

>>30549288
kukui is a pedophile

Beggars can't be choosers.
Nanu told them to fuck off, and Acerola was there,

>>30549288
She sucked off Kukui

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>Lose Kanto curcuit
>Get cucked by a man in a mask
>Try to win wife back by starting this whole Elite 4 thing
>Get 2 kahunas on board
>The Nanu tells you to fuck off since it's Monday, so you have to settle for his niece
>Hapu is too busy sucking off the protag and Lillie in a mud-wrestling 3 way, so you have to settle AGAIN this time for a literal who
>Finally get your league running
>Get ready to finally become champion like you wanted all those years ago
>Protag gets back from his 3 way and creams you with a surfing Raichu, claiming the title you pined after for so long
Being Kukui is suffering

>>30549329
This, and she was strong enough for the role.

>>30549522
>Not mentioning protag coming back with the fucking legendary pokemon of Alola (Kukui regrets not throwing in an Ubers clause), and probably Zygarde on top of it

>>30549704
this is gold though he should be eating a lasga cake for the memes

>>30549288
She is apparently in her 20s

>>30552043
No, she can't be. She's a captain after all

>>30549288
She bribed Kukui with a hot sweaty footjob.

>>30552058
im pretty sure 99% of pokemon lore is fucked

She has a baby face but she's as tall as the main character.

>>30549288
better question, what makes her better than the other trial captains to get picked over them.

>>30553540
Nanus word. He's got some pull it seems.