This is Celesteela It's a walking Holocaust Have fun!

That thing loses hard to Arcanine from what I saw.

>>30536663
>Purposely using a stall mon
ughhhh.

>>30536663
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SLAMMING YOU INTO ORBIT WITH ITS SHEER WEIGHT

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WEIGHS MORE THAN A WAILORD

>>30537585
It's hard to be a lightweight space shuttle

>>30536676
>kartana used Hidden Power (Water)!

>>30537585
wailord is a blimp though, it has to be light to keep itself floating

>>30536663
>Steel / Flying
>walking

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How come this relatively small horse weighs nearly just as much?

>>30538059
Because GF can't into programming
If she were real she'd probably weigh at least 2 tons

>>30538033
>Non-stab HP Water
>60 Spa
>OHKO Bulky Arcanine

Nice strategy anon

>>30536684
She's very versatile, the stall sets are the best but offensive Celesteela works really well too.

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>>30538059
>muscle wieghts more than fat
>celeteela is a fatty
what did game freak mean by this?

>>30538033
That's like an 8HKO to Arcanine, anon. Also it dies to 1-2 flare blitz depending on what item the arcanine has

>>30536663
>walking holocaust
That's not Porygon Z

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>walking holocaust

Oy vey!

>>30538059
They took the actual average weight of a clydesdale and gave it to mudsdale. Celesteela is just going by traditional pokemon standards where everything is lighter than it really should be sans cosmoem.

>>30538059
Because for whatever reason they decided to make it weigh the same as a real life Clydesdale horse, whereas with almost every other Pokemon they low-balled it by an order of magnitude.

About to catch this thing.
What's a good nature for it?

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smogon wife

>>30536663
What is she a reference to? It's like Kaguya being born in a bamboo?

>>30539385
Careful for defensive leech seed
Adamant for offensive automize

>>30538168
it's a meme you dip

>>30539401
if only Stakeout was given to an actually good mon...

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>>30539659
Each gen the stallfag's life gets a little harder. I miss gen IV stall.

>>30538540
Toxapex is Celesteela's good friend.

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>>30536663

She's adorable.

>>30536663
CUTE

AND

BIG

WAIFUMON

Reminder that Alola Eggsecutor is still taller

>>30539429
Yes the tale and the spacecraft kaguya.

>>30542042
Holy shit cute!

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She's a fatty! FATTY!

FATTY FAT FAT-FAT!

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>Guzzlord sits alone, weeping on the edge of a bed in a shitty motel
>He grips his beer bottle and wipes a single tear from his top set of eyes
>accepting the fact that he isn't known as the fat Ultra Beast anymore

>>30543095
I'm not sure if it even eats shit or if it's just a wormhole mouth

>>30543170
Conceptually, he converts everything he eats into energy. Since he eats so much, that would mean that he has to store a lot of energy, and fat is pretty much stored energy to be used later. The real question is What is he storing so much energy for?

>>30543358
so he can fight marshadow and necrozma's complete form