Why Olivia can't score anybody?

because she looks like a whore

Because she's a fictional character, you smegcake.

Because she is an old, single hag above the age of 20.

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>>30528229
because Lele can't get a boyfriend because of her terrible personality so she makes life for olivia miserable as well

Because I'm not in the game.

>You will never be smothered in a hug like that stufful

>>30528264
>>30528280
Why is staying in your containment board so hard?

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>>30528280
>>30528343
Leave.

>>30528229
Better question, why do I love the "Lele is actively sabotaging her" headcanon so much?

>>30528229
She looks like a negro (even though she may not be) and dresses like one. Not that hard.

>>30528266
>blaming her problems on Tapu Lele
end this meme

>>30528229
Because she's actually plagued with social anxiety and crippling self-doubt.
Source: Her room is full of moving pokemon dolls and she has a bed made for sleeping a lot. Which she probably does. With her stufful dolls.

>>30528574
No, keep it going.

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>there are a small number of competitors for Olivia's heart that I must defeat in single combat
Thank you for not liking Olivia, racists

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because she reeks of "pls have sex with me pls" aura and that turns people off.. like me haha

>>30528229
Because 11 year olds can't fuck 25 year olds

>finally gets a date
>Lele calls her for urgent Kahuna business
>this happens literally every time

>>30528607
>Olivia
>Black

You're a meme.

>>30528480
Because you don't realize that it's been done before with Aphrodite and Medusa.

Because Lele is a bitch.

>>30528480
Because it actually makes a lot more sense than "No one wants her because she's over 20!" Also it's more fun than just shitting on her.

>>30528680

>Lele keeps getting more and more petty.
>last time she demanded Olivia bring her a bowl of pokebeans with the blue ones taken out.

So by capturing Lele, you're somewhat freeing Olivia of her cake status?

>>30528643
Wrong

>>30528865
>freeing Olivia of her cake status?

no she just can't blame her problems on the cutest deity anymore

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>>30528680
>Olivia actually does go on her date
>Lele follows them to fuck up the date for both of them
>accidentally ends up driving them closer together
>hfw

>>30528229
She has plenty of sex, she just can't get a boyfriend
No one wants her because she's the town bike

>>30528992
fuck you, she's pure

your mom should have been named target because I heard everyone had a shot at her

>>30528865
catching the other tapus aren't canon so no she's forever a cake until she dies

>>30528973
>>30528680
who is her date? who's the lucky bastard?
there are only so few single males in the appropriate age-range
I bet it's Guzma
he probably likes older women now

>>30529080
>Dresses like a hoodrat slut
>Pure

Your delusion is comical.

If you're black and don't say biix nood you're going to die alone

C H R I S T M A S * C A K E

>>30529127
She dresses like that because she heard that's what men like. It's not working for her because now everyone assumes she's a slut.

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>>30529089
Sun.

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>>30529127
>judging 2d by its cover

>>30529265
>she heard that's what men like
From Lele no doubt.

>>30529268
>we will never get any more chapters of dating a magma grunt

Damn you Korea.

>>30528248
this

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>>30529265
>>30529325

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>>30529333
Wait, why?

>>30529481
Artist was conscripted for two years, he's back now but said he doesn't want to continue the comic.

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>>30529497
that's depressing

>>30529481
Author is Korean, he got drafted for the mandatory 2 year service all SK men have to do. He said no more art while he's in the service. So we have like a 1 and a half year wait at least assuming he picks it up again.

>>30529523
The two years are already up. Punished Gooberman just gave up the comic. Says he doesn't want to continue it.

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>>30529497
No point in living then, I'll see y'all later

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>>30529497
Damn you Korea indeed

>>30528229
Because most men in Akala are fucking their Pokemon. Is that any surprise with all the waifumons this generation?

>That end credits picture with Olivia tasting Mallow's cooking
She probably eats Cup Noodles™ every day

>>30528229
I didn't get it either, but after going back to rematch her at the Pokemon League, I'm guessing it's because people are intimidated by how abrasive she gets during battle.

>"I'm going to crush you and your puny Pokemon!"

>>30529563
;_;. Does he still draw porn at least?

So virgins playing feel like they have a shot.

Inb4 anime brings back Brock just so they can both find a date

>>30529633
Well, he's still drawing.

I want to fill her malasada hole with my cream filling

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>>30529633
Here's his latest work so far

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>>30529839
dating a team skull grunt when

>>30529839
Nigga he's posted like seven drawings since then
http://blog.naver.com/kdk5011

>>30529645
No, when Japanese creators want to do that they make shy, submissive Yamato Nadeshiko girls like Hinata Hyuuga. Olivia's a ways away from that.

>>30529333
He should be done next year if I'm not mistaken

>>30529877
I think he likes the Aether grunt more, judging by his Twitter feed.

>>30529944
Nope. It's over. He came back but doesn't want to finish the comic. He's happy just drawing.

>>30529955
He has good taste

>>30529955
Makes sense, Aether Foundation Employee (female) is the superior girl.

>>30528643
>implying pedophiles aren't a thing in pokemon

>>30529975
Fuck

>>30529879
Forgot about his blog since I usually browse danbooru. Thanks for reminding me anon.

>>30530000
Observed

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>>30529877
>What're you lookin' at?
>I'm not goin' any further than that.

>>30529879
>Dat Lusa
Why are Koreans so based?

>>30529268
When will my son return from the war

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>>30528229
because in japan the trope of an older (read 25+) woman who can't get a boyfriend is considered hilarious for some reason. That's also the reason why its'brought up a quintillion times in the game.

>>30528632
hilarious and epic xD

>>30530025
who is the pedophile character from the pokemon series

>>30530099
W-will you rap for me?

>>30530132
When he's made you a half-brown grandson.

>>30529879
>Steven Universe
Punished Blogger needs to be sacrificed. He's too far gone.

>>30530132
He came back from service, but the war still remains

read the fucking thread he canceled the comic but he still draws

>>30529879
>Steven Universe
>A man who has been conscripted likes that show
He needs to be castrated! Twice if he already is.

>>30530154
>implying it isn't true

>>30529879
>Dat Lusamine and Nihilego hovering her
Based.

>>30530190
>>30530324
Maybe the Korean dub turns it into a harem anime.

>>30529497
>>30529563
>>30529879
>>30530200
The blog says he left July 2015 for the military
The only reason he mentions he's back is that he's on vacation, which happens regularly
And I don't see a mention anywhere of dropping the comic entirely.

>>30530538
Oh so the 2 year period hasn't finished yet.

>>30529629
I want her to crush my dick with her foot and call me puny.

If you know what I mean

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>>30529333
I had to read it again forgot how great it was
and now im depressed to hear this news he wont be doing any more chapters

>>30528229

Just posting a link...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFcKHHxGW1U

>>30530933
Stop shilling your shitty videos.

>>30528229
because im not 2 D

>>30528229
Is a japanese metaphor. Japanese hate slutty girls, they love the shy ones. So, the whore is unhappy and japanese lil girls doesn't have to follow her example if they want to have a husbando.

>>30530746
Wait he's coming back to it after he finishes service, it's not done forever

>>30528865
Tapu Lele has long term contingency plans for not letting Olivia get any even when she's not around, she delegates that shit.

>>30531154
THE DELEGATES KOKO

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>>30531114
But anon
this
>>30529975

>>30531183
>>30531154
Kek.

>>30531207
>>30530538

>>30529877
>dating a team skull grunt when
Hmm...

Maybe I should create, "dating a team skull admin"...

>>30529913
Ridiculously wrong. Character personality makes no difference; it serves the same purpose of making it seem like she would give a virgin male a chance.

>>30531568
>males
Maybe the problem is that Olivia was a dyke all along

>>30528229
Where does all the she is a virgin christmas cake come from?

>>30531712
The game

>>30531529
Plumeria is also good. But team skull grunt asking someone out through rap is cuter, I don't think we've seen Plumeria ever rap, yo

>>30530154
>>30528632
>>30528412
Samefag.

>>30531736
What part exactly I mean

>>30530146
japan is fucking weird.

>>30531944
Every part she's in. Why else would she add 'pay attention to the hips' thing?

everyone in alola has shit taste

>>30531956
It's not all that weird.

Laughing at the 26 year old unmarried woman is their equivilant of laughing at the 30 year old virgin in western societies.

>>30531956
It is pretty up there traditionally. It's oldhat anyway because it's becoming normal.

>>30528697
no you are

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>you'll never turn Olivia into a Milf

>>30528973
Lele got armies to kill themselves. I'm pretty sure she can fuck up a date

>>30532495
>you will never kill and dismember lele to free Olivia from her life of misery and loneliness

>>30532566
>Lele got armies to kill themselves
What?

>>30532608
I'd just pet her antennae and she'd be completely defeated

It's pretty much confirmed that she's non negroid Alolan.

>>30532629
>This face

Disgusting/

>>30532657
Yeah well what if I sent Tapu Koko out? Now what?

>>30531956
how's that weird? Christmas cakes are literally their version of us wizards

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>>30532657
I'm not opposed to bringing an equalizer. No such thing as a fair fight.

>>30530146
Christmas cake.
No one buys them past December 25th.
No one marries a woman older than 25.

...

You are not a Christmas cake. Because I bought you. ;_;

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>>30529913
>shy, submissive Yamato Nadeshiko girls like Hinata Hyuuga
Yamato Nadeshiko = traditional ideal Japanese female, personification of femininity: beautiful, graceful, polite, intelligent, skilled in domestics, delicate outside but with a strong inner core. May be shy like Hinata but not necessarily. Pokemon example: Erika.

A shy girl is Jasmine. Shy is moe. Vulnerability is moe. Character being opposite of what is expected is moe. Kurisumasu keiki are moe.

>>30532984
It's been supplanted by "new year's noodles".

>>30528229
She posts on 4chan.

>>30533392
that's reasonable

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>Olivia owns her own business
>on top of that she's the island Kahuna
>you will never be Olivia's househusband tending her shop and cleaning the house and greet her when she comes home from doing whatever it is Kahunas do

>>30530730
Wh-what did he mean by this?

>>30533751
>She tries to charm her male customers
>She doesn't score but you start to lose confidence of her love
>So you start to avoid her.
>She's as unpopular as ever, but her status as a married woman kills her chances with young boys.
>Both suffer just for the sake of having the chance of a easy fuck, it's great

>>30533751
That's what probopass is for

>>30533882
You know exactly what I mean, anon

>>30528229
because most people would prefer their children to not have a below average IQ

>>30533979
>>30533751
A fucking Probojew cucked you ahahahaha.

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"One of those moving Stufful toys! Popular with single women."

>>30534549
Shit, I hadn't caught this before

>>30534549
>>30534807
>implying this hard
I don't think girls would stuff something fluffy in their vagoos
like it would leave fur in their

>>30534954
The implication is that it's a stand-in/analogy for a hitachi. Also, it's a stuffed animal, but it may not be "furry", because the actual pokemon doesn't see to be.

Also also take off your trip

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>>30534954
Although Stuffuls might be furry and fluffy themselves, who says the manufactured toys have to be?

>>30535052
>also take off your trip
I keep forgetting..
how long has it been on...

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>>30534954
you realize the actual sex toy here doesn't go in the vagina either right?

>>30535308
>you realize the actual sex toy here doesn't go in the vagina either right?
n-no..
I'm only 18
how much should I know?

>>30528229
shitskin

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Update for further research.

>>30532597
Did you not pay attention to the lore and the pokedex entries? The Tapu can be massive assholes and Lele is noted as the cruelest one

>>30535408
>18
>doesn't know a simple sex toy
The shit I saw at 11 would've blown your mind.

In any case, to see the tool posted above in practice, go to your favorite porn site and look up "hitachi"

>>30535482
>your favorite porn site
I don't watch porn

>>30535475
I haven't made it to her part yet. I'm taking my time and I can't play every day.

Regardless
>Cutest Tapu
>Cruelest
I love it

>>30535518
Have you at least thumped a few skull idiots? Fuck them and their stupid gang signs making the frame rate go to ass. It's even more annoying on the rare chance you actually do fight them 2 on 2.

>>30528229
Pretty sure Top Lel is fucking with anyone who tries.

>>30535591
I'll kill her for getting between me and my sweet Olivia-chan!

>>30528973
the doujins write themselves

>>30535475
>The Tapu can be massive assholes and Lele is noted as the cruelest one
>cruelest

Bulu fucked up tapu village because he hates capitalism.
Lele sacrifices her own body to restore peoples health.

stop making excuses for Olivia being terrible.

>>30535591
>Pretty sure Top Lel is fucking anyone who tries.
ftfy

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>>30529089

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>>30535623
>but in the process MC and Tapu Lele fall madly in love, showing Olivia what Z-form cucking is like

>>30535052
>trip
anon...

because she's boring

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>>30535591

Only the power of a god could prevent someone like this from getting a date, so that's entirely plausible.

>>30535964
Ohhh mama, this shiny fanart.

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>Olivia and MC having gentle vanilla boning on the beach
>Lele watching from the trees, seething with rage at not having a bf of her own to love

>>30533964
Tapu Lele pls

>>30535685
Yeah, she sacrificed her own body to end a war.
The war ended because her scales hyped the warriors up so much that they all slaughtered each other.

She's described as being "guilelessly cruel". Just because she's innocent doesn't mean she can't fuck things up. Combine an extremely naive, childlike mind with the powers of a demigod and you're going to see fireworks.

Hell, if top lel just thinks something simple like "I don't want to share Olivia!" or "the men are gross!" Olivia is going to be shit out of luck.

>>30536307
>or "the men are gross!" Olivia is going to be shit out of luck.
Top Lel is the hero /u/ deserves

Would you want anyone touching your waifu? That's how Tapu Lele feels.

>>30536307
Sounds like Lele is in need of a good dicking, the question now is be whom?

>>30536427
I want to have loving sex with Olivia with, kissing, handholding, gentle caressing and coming at the same time while Lele is tied to a chair, being forced to watch!

>>30536463
>Powerful diety with unimaginable powers
>tied to a chair
You'd be lucky if she didn't blow up your head

>>30536098
I go to the restaurant everyday to date her.
Damn you game freak for making me have to be 11 in game

>>30536556
she can't even get her own boyfriend, I doubt she could even get my eyes to boil

The game never showed she had problem scoring, just that she couldn't get a boyfriend.

She probably gets laid all the time by locals and tourists alike but since no one wants to date the town bike she can't get a boyfriend.

The real reason is they wanted a character that 99% of the older fanbase could relate to.

>>30536606
That's wrong, anon. She's pure!

if you don't capture tapu lele
and make you faint
you free olivia of the curse
would you?

>>30536585
>>30536606
literally says she never had a boy friend ever

>>30536638
So what? You dont have to have a boyfriend to get laid.

Usually the biggest sluts don't have boyfriends

>>30529879
>Steven Universe
Fucking dropped

>>30536638
Yeah, cos she's the local mattress warmer

>>30536638
She doesn't have a curse you tard, did you not understand it was a joke? Reading comprehension kid.

>>30536606
>casual sex
This is a Japanese game, friend.

>>30528229

Because she's a stale christmas cake, and nobody likes old cake

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>>30536638

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>Olivia loses a battle to a male trainer
>she gives him Rockium Z and passport stamp but he says he wants more
>he crouches down, pulls down her shorts, and begins eating her out before she can react
>he continues and eventually bends her over
>"I've got a Rockium Z to give you too"
>all she can do is moan as he begins fucking her
>they wind up missionary, her legs flailing around in the air around him as he pounds her
>he slows down, leans in close to her, and whispers in her ear that she's now his and that he's going to impregnate her
>as she feels his cock about to explode inside her, she feels her own orgasm about to hit
>before she can have the most intense orgasm of her life, she snaps back to reality
>the trainer is already gone and she realizes she has once again lost herself in her daydream fantasy
>she returns alone, as usual, to her empty home with only her Pokemon and Stufful to keep her company
>she masturbates before falling asleep, wondering if she'll ever be able to find a man to love her

>>30537075

can tell a fat, virginal white male wrote this

>>30537075
Then she wakes up the next day to an empty bed, cries a bit, then gets up to make some coffee and sees trainer cooking them breakfast in her kitchen

>>30535685
>Tapu Bulu wants to save Alola from capitalist dogs
Bulu the real Soviet Tapu?

>>30536455
Exeggutall

>>30537383
>dragon
>dicking a fairy
there's no way that'll end well

>>30537075
>>they wind up missionary
Wew, lad. Don't get too lewd, now.

>>30537400
>WOOD
>HAMMER

>>30529591
None of the feminine pokemon are actually fuckable, though

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>>30537689
>Nidoqueen
>Not fuggable

>>30538839
>can't breed
Literally unfuckable.

>>30538952
>if your eggs don't get fertilized, it doesn't count as sex

wew, guess that makes me a virgin again

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SM is the best /u/ pokemon game.

Olivia and Mallow a cute. A cute!

I'm sure there's some "eating" pun can make here

>>30540876
Olivia does spend most of her free time eating out at Mallow's place.

>>30541124
She also says she "loves a girl with a good appetite".

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Am the only one who was thinking lesbian?

Or am I thirsty and projecting?

>>30542390
Look literally 2 posts above yours, and a number of other posts in the thread

>>30541124
>Olivia does spend most of her free time eating out Mallow
FTFY

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>>30530177

>>30541473
That changes depending on the player gender

>>30543332
Well, at least Guzzlord is getting some action. Poor guy.

>>30543332
Let it be said, that Guzzlord will never turn down cake.

>>30532609
You're the one who has used the word "cuck" way more, dumbass shitposter. Take your obsession with your fetish and pol boogeyman obsession somewhere else.

>>30529879
>>30530190
>>30536680

A fair deal of gooks on my Twitter feed seem to take a liking to Tumblr Universe. Why is this so?

because shes an ugly nigger

>>30544197
It's a good show

>>30544281
Please don't spread false information on /vp/

>>30528229
She's old AND unattractive in a region full of semen demons.

>>30531643
That's been my headcannon since we found out she's single and lonely.
It lets me pretend I could have a shot.

>>30544360
>AND unattractive
Keep your shitty opinions to yourself

>>30536629
Underrated

>>30544305
Ash lost the kalos league

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>>30544360
>Unattractive

>>30535879
underrated post

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Because Lele was thirsty as fuck.