Mom

>>30527611
>le cuck maymay
Get out.

It's almost as if functioning, adult members of society in any region of the world that isn't arctic don't have at least a little bit of a tan.

>>30527611
You can choose your skin colour.

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It's possible to have mostly black parents and end up white.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G._K._Butterfield
Presumably the reverse is possible.

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>>30527611
It's a childrens game for fucks sake. Stop projecting.

She's Alolan. Your dad is Kantonian or whatever. What side you resemble more is based on what you choose at the start. It's not complicated.

>what is this "tanning salon" you speak of

>>30527611
Your father is [your skin colour]

>>30527655

Nailed it.

>>30527611
>What is rescesive and dominant genes.

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>>30527611
You're adopted Your mom's a cuck

What bothered me more about your mom is that you go on a grand fucking adventure and she can't even unpack some boxes. Lazy hoe.

>>30527611
It's genetic anon.
I'm white as fuck and burn in the sun while my brother has a naturally darker skin tone and tan pretty well in the sun.

>>30527611
Epic /pol/ memes, OP.

>>30527611
>17 posts in and nobody has said they want to fuck SM Mom yet.
Guess I'll have to do it.
I want to fuck SM Mom yet.

>>30527973
>wanting to fuck a nigger
neck

>>30527973
Yet what? What is stopping you?

>Kukui calls your Mom "mom"

What did he mean by this?

>>30527999
trips confirm

The player character is actually Kukui's clone.

>>30527611
At the beginning of the game you choose your skin colour from snow white to coal black. They had to make her in the middle so it would feasible that you could be any colour on the spectrum if your dad was the same colour.

>>30527611
The white protagonist is not canon.

>>30527611
That means nothing. I am black and my parents are snow white.

I do think my father is kinda racist though. He doesn't seem to like me very much and is frequently glares at our black neighbour.

>>30527711

You're a moron.

>>30527611

She's not that much darker

>>30528008
She's not real ;-;

>>30527611
The female version of a cuck is a cuck you fucking numpty. Men are cuckolds and women are cuckqueans.

>>30527611
Looks like you don't go outside the house

>>30527635
This
I'm pale as fuck, but my dad is fairly tan.

>>30527647
This guy's life must have been surreal to behold.

>>30527611
Racemixing exist, it's not the 50's anymore grandpa

>>30527711
God damnit /pol/, and your "taint the well" ideology.

>>30528207
le "one drop" maymay is much older than /pol/

>>30527611
No, I think they made her that color so that she could be anyone's mom. For example if your character is white she just has a tan and your unknown dad is white too, but if your character is brown or black, that's her natural skin tone and your dad is the race you choose. At least that's what I figure.

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>>30527611
What is a tan

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>>30527711
These two are twins.

>>30527611
>Is your mother really your mother?

I know /vp/ is not very familiar with how the real world works, but this is still kind of ridiculous.

>>30528962
Don't reply to me or my wife's son ever again.

Did it ever occur to you that she got tanned because she lives in a 2D version of Hawaii?
>>30529032

Get out of your basement, fattie.

>>30527611
I just thought she was part Alolan and you take more after your unseen dad

>>30528962

It's really rare but I know a woman whose husband cheated on her, got the other woman pregnant and then he chose to keep the baby after it was born and make his wife raise it.

>>30527611
Strangely enough in real life my dad is the one with that tanned skin tone, while my mother is pale as hell (skin condition or some shit I think). It was really weird to see in game.

>>30529103

You literally just moved to Alola at the start of the game. Have you played SM?

>>30527611
read up on genetics OP

>>30527611
You get to choose your skin colour and GF didn't change your mom's skin colour to match.
This isn't some deepest lore cuck shit, just game shit.

Why is 4chan obsessed with cuckoldry?

>>30527611
What are genetics

>>30527611
Oh boy, miscegenation topics on /vp/.

>>30528202
That's a shame, mixed people look like fucking shit

>>30531609
t. person so deluded they actually think they are "purebred" or some shit

>>30531609
I hope you get hit on by a sexy-ass cocoa goddess this weekend and you spill your spaghetti and have to come home and jerk off to how wrong you are

>>30528202
Why does it have to be called racemixing? Why can't it just be called a relationship.

>>30529146
rare?
thats a step child, not that rare
theres lots of children from affairs raised by the married parties

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>>30529146
Jesus, how the fuck do people with so little backbone such as this even exist. No way in hell would I ever be caught dead bending down and taking it up ass in a situation like this.

>>30528207
>>30527866
Drop the boogeyman complex.

>>30529395
forced /tv/ meme

>>30532048
/tv/? How the fuck did this start with /tv/?

UH, ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS BOARD BECAUSE ITS FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE BLACK PEOPLE SLAVES AGAIN!!!

>>30532000
>cuck cuck cuck cuck racemixing
>Not /pol/ memes
Alright newfag

Your mom's hispanic.

>>30527711
>listen I know how genetics works
>le one drop rule
>/pol/ infographics have bequeathed me a defacto ph.d in biology

Wrong containment board fag.