Which one should I catch, /vp/?

>>30525846
kill them both

>>30525846
catch male

>>30525846
if dubs break your 3ds

>>30525846
Catch female. Female is only correct answer.

if dubs kill both

Male
Show those feminazis who's boss

is the shiny rate during SOS battles that high?

Kill female to assert male dominance

>>30525846
if dubs turn off your 3ds

>>30525961
Chain was around 500 or so when the first one popped up. Was waiting for it's call for help to fail when the second one appeared.

Male. Name it SurfsUp

>>30525961
No, this gen has the hardest (or more tedious you choose) chaining of all time.

>>30526554
It's just so god damn boring. I really like the concept of SOS battles itself, but chaining in that is sleep inducing. You just don't do anything. I have had more fun chaining using the poke radar in DPPt for fuck's sake.

>>30525846
if dubs kill them both

>>30525846
if dubs run

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>>30525846
Kill both then yourself
The world's not big enough for the three of chu.

>>30525846
The last one that has entered battle, it clearly has higher evs or ivs than the other.

>>30529503
> wild Pokemon
> evs

>>30529469
Reroll
Time to commit, OP

dubs, catch female

kill them both

>>30525846
Catch and release the male.

Run, then release your shiny Smeargle and save. Post webm.

KILL THEM BOTH GODDAMMIT

kill both

>>30525846
Whichever one you don't catch will be timid.

Enjoy your Sassychu.

>>30525846
it's almost fishy

every pokemon in this screenshot is shiny meanwhile the only 2 shinies i have ever gotten after playing since pokemon yellow have been shitty 1 evo grass types :(

>>30531143
meanwhile I randomly find shinies all the time. Your luck is shit. It's the cards fate dealt you.

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>>30525846
>not paralyzing the shiny the moment it appears so you don't have it call for another shiny

You could've prevented it OP

>>30525846
your trainer should stop being such a down syndrome child and just catch both of them

the whole GOTTA GET RID OF THE OTHER POKEMON BEFORE I CAN THROW BALLS shit pisses me off to no end

>>30532374
yeah paralyzing a pichu would've done them real good

>>30532085
there's no such thing as luck

>>30532374
>>30532755

Sleep works

>>30526554
It's not hard by any means. Tedious, for sure. It's easier than dexnav chaining where the slightest misstep could fuck everything up.

>>30525846
Can i ask for your Smeargle set bro?

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>>30525846
We going for dubs? Hmmm. If even dubs, Male. If odd dubs, Female.