Purest Form of Pokemon

a little
not enough for me to get mad about

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>>30524708

The move would be 100 percent more viable so I would be so ducking triggered.

>>30524708
Dont even joke about this anon.

>>30524708
I won't own the next nintendo console, so ambivalent.

>>30524708
they should change it to same egg groups

>Paratractfusion Klefki

Very triggered.

VGC20 ATTRACT META

GENDERLESS BECOME GOD TIER

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>>30525180
Paratractflinch Togekiss

>>30524708
I would get more triggered over it becoming a broken mechanic gameplaywise

>>30525204
What if it works on these as well?

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>>30525659
>cryogonal finally has a use for attract

>>30524797
Cant tell if it would be better or worse but I like the idea. Good idea anon

>>30524797
Terrible idea

Gender is easy and isn't broken. it's right there on the screen. you think anyone wants to memorize what pokemon is in what egg group or look it up before using it, let alone thinking kids are ever going to bother doing that?

>>30524708
not really, but i'd love to get some of them /pol/ tears

GF already did it in GSC though unintentionally

the Love Ball works better on same-sex Pokémon instead of opposite sex

https://youtu.be/rGqu3d3pdok?t=1m21s

But it won't. Japs don't believe in gays.

Except the otaku cunts of course, but they're barely human.

>>30529193
>otaku
you mean fujoshi

>>30529193
I can understand lesbians since guys suck ass.
but i don't understand gays,whats so attractive about males?

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>>30529945
>falling for the women meme perpetuated by the Jews

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It wouldn't make sense. Pokemon are animals. There has literally never been a recorded case of natural sustained animal homosexuality in the wild where confusion or lack of available opposite-sex partners weren't a factor. Homosexuality is a human cultural construct so pokemon being gay would be fucking dumb.

>>30531219
That's not true though

>>30525204
>genies killed by same-sex attraction
Is there anything pure love can't accomplish?

>>30531219
>There has literally never been a recorded case of natural sustained animal homosexuality in the wild where confusion or lack of available opposite-sex partners weren't a factor.
Nigga like 70% of giraffe sex is male on male. There's no way just confusion and lack of available opposite-sex partners can factor into those numbers

>>30531219
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sociosexual_behaviour

>>30524708
i expected Pheromosa to have an ability like that

>>30524708
>In Gen VIII, Attract causes attraction on opposite gender Pokemon and confusion on same gender Pokemon.

How mad would you be?

>>30531219
yer wrong

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior
>inb4 le wikipedo
i provided a source , you didnt

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>>30529945
When a guy looks like this, I'll let them do anything to me.

>>30531369
that'd be funny as long as the confusion thing didnt happen often enough to make it stronger than actual confusion moves

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>>30531356
>Bonobos do not form permanent monogamous sexual relationships with individual partners. They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by sex or age, with the possible exception of abstaining from sexual activity between mothers and their adult sons. When bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and encouraging peaceful feeding.[45] This quality is also described by Dr. Susan Block as "The Bonobo Way" in her book of the same title "The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace Through Pleasure"

They just fuck anything that moves. I asked for SUSTAINED HOMOSEXUALITY aka an instance where an animal in a natural environment has specifically chosen ONLY to participate in sexual behavior with same-sex animals of their species over a long period of time, despite the presence of plentiful opposite-sex animals. There has NEVER, EVER been a recorded case of this.

>>30531339
Find me a recorded case study where a male giraffe ONLY had sex with other male giraffes despite sex with female giraffes being available. If you can, I will admit that I'm wrong.

>>30531378
That article is about instances of homosexual behavior, but with no context and doesn't give an example a case study of sustained homosexuality in a natural environment.

>>30531272
Prove me wrong faggot. Until you can find ONE (1) example of an animal in the wild actively choosing to be gay as a """""lifestyle choice""""" then "le animals are gay XDDD" is a false, misleading narrative.

>>30524708
Attract becomes the new meta.

>>30531669

Okay, the fact that you're using the term "lifestyle choice" here tells me all I need to know, but I'll bite anyway. Enjoy your (you)

They've still provided more proof than you have, and your argument assumes that all human homosexual behavior is also exclusively homosexual, which is also not the case. Enjoy.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale

>>30531669
>A 2010 study by France's Centre for Functional and Evolutionary Ecology found that homosexual pairings in penguins is widespread, but such pairings don't usually last more than a few years.[13]
A few years is sustained famalam.

>>30531219
>Pokemon are animals
Pokemon practically have human levels of intelligence except for the part where most of them can't actually speak human languages. They're not dumb creatures of pure instinct like most animals.

>>30532175
>>30532202
cuckservative getting blasted again

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why not just an ability that makes attract work on all mons? like an anti-oblivious
it wouldn't actually be able to work on pure oblivious mons though

>>30524797
Yeah, sure. People will just carry around a spread sheet to figure out if attract works. Please never make a game.

>>30533480
>People will just carry around a spread sheet to figure out if attract works
Or you know, no one will use it because it makes attract even worse.