Make me sad, /vp/.

>>30521184
I touch you while you sleep.

The Stufful you find abandoned on Route 13 dies.

>>30521184
I saw a dog get ran over today. Pulled over and cried my eyes out for 20 mins. Still upset about it.

>>30521184
Your dad is dead in SuMo and your hat and bag were the last gifts to you before he died.

>>30521184
someone post that Machamp NPC story

>>30521215
>>30521221
we're getting closer. also are you full of shit with the dog story, anon?

>>30521184
pokemon are not real

>>30521221
>being sad about a dog that it isn't even yours
I hope you're lying

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>>30521184
you couldn't even kiss Lillie or hold hands with her before she dumped you to chase Kanto Dick

>>30521184
Lana is a boy

>>30521281
someone has no soul.

>>30521278
I can't decide whether or not this is good or bad. The pokemon world kinda sucks, but then again so does this one.

>>30521221
Why would I lie?

>>30521184
non of your waifus are real.

You will never be loved by any of them.

All you day is pointless, at the end you´ll die and no one will remember you as you turn to dust.

No matter how great your achievemnts are, othing will matter to people.

You will never experience true love, like it should be.

There is no future in this world.

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>>30521184
You're already sad, like the rest of us

>>30521281
Nice bait m8

Gamefreak will never make a good game.

>>30521303
well, this is /vp/. Sorry I doubted you though, I would've cried my eyes out too.

Does anyone have that screencap about the girl with cancer who was a regular here and was excited for X/Y? And then her friend stopped by to give the bad news that she had passed away before it came out?

>>30521184
I can't OP. Sadness is a personal thing, it is unique and different for everyone. Though their are universal sad things they are not truly universal. One may cry when they see a cat being ran over by a car while another may laugh. We are all wired differently, and in the end we all experience sadness in our own unique ways. The only time that is universal, truly universal, is when we think about our lives before we die and return to the cold white nothing of the void. So, I apologize, OP. I failed your request. But then again maybe you're already sad.

>>30521478
winrar.

>>30521295
You ARE kanto dick though

>>30521566
>burns the house down

>>30521184
For almost 2 decades you have memorized over 800 pokemon, their typing, what moves work with them, the best nature for them to have, and the best ability for them to have.

There is incredibly less to remember from the periodic table.

With the same power of the human mind you could have used to learn multiple languages, to learn to draw, to play an instrument, you have instead spent hundreds of hours on absolutely useless information that has absolutely no relevance in any real life setting and will not benefit you an any way, shape, or form.

>>30521184
https://youtu.be/vGqT3alAtj8

>>30521586
I don't even remember what each nature is

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Go here and read the comic about the broken Pokeball.

>>30520444

>>30521633
and read the comic here
>>30518548

>>30521184
Pokemon has reached its peak years ago and you will never get another masterpiece like HG/SS, Platinum, or Emerald again. Never ever. BW2 was a fluke.

>>30521633
Was actually just about to post that comic

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>>30521184
There is an alternate universe where pokemon exist and all but no matter what you do you will die, never being able to go there.

>>30521184
There's an anon that mentioned his dead wife or something in another thread not sure which it was. That shit was sad

>>30521685
Never got the chance to train a cubone
>Gen I, incredibly rare in the last floor of Lavender town, didn't even know you could find it there
>Gen II, could only get after beating E4
>Gen III, not there
>Gen IV, not there
>Gen V, not there
>Gen IV, early on, but there are sofucking many pokemon I didn't even consider it.

I just want to bonemerang some shit

>>30521586
I had fun

>>30521184
Capitalism.

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>>30521837

>>30521866
Oh god what the fresh fuck is this

>>30521478
OP said sad not trigger their existential crisis

>>30521810
>>30521837
>>30521866
Inb4 I start crying

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>>30521184

>>30521184
No OP you will feel a wholesome sweetness in your hear and like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

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>>30522088

>>30522076
dun geddit

>>30522247
>her uncle killed himself and became a ghost pokemon
that it

>>30521184
I'll make you fucking sad alright

you can see a transparent Alomomola on her face

>>30522301
More like Nanu died of old age and an Older Acerola manage to get him back alive but not in the way she wanted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0008o-6cs

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>>30521184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDrFJp8Fo7A

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Sure thing!

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>>30521184

2000+ years of European civilisaton are coming to an end through the machinations of Jewish and liberal elites and no vote in the world could save it

>>30522821

Good riddance.

>>30521478
Wow you sound super gay, I bet you get all the dick at parties

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>>30522794

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTazVw4IN6g

I gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz0IIg1Sbx0

Find a mirror, look into it and reflect on your sad life.

Your favorite pokemon/waifu:
Won't cuddle with you
Won't sleep with you (non sexually)
Won't help you with your daily tasks
Won't be able to act as your companion if you're lonely
Won't let you listen to its stomach growl, then be swallowed whole to sleep peacefully inside it's warm, comfy stomach

All because they don't exist
:(

>>30521561
for some reason the angel wings kinda make this like a happy sad

This girl was praised by major music publications

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji4YGvM7CAM

>>30521184
You're too old for Pokemon. You're simply using your nostalgic, dreamy obsession with this series to create an escapist fantasy world inside of you that makes you happy, where you would normally have no happiness in your empty life.

>>30524491
That's not making anyone sad. Pokemon is simply one of many worlds we use to escape from this shitty reality, slowly dying inside and awaiting death. Each day we wake up and ask why didn't our heart stop while we were sleeping before grabbing our 3DS and jumping back into one of many wonderful worlds full of characters that care about us more than the shit eaters who constantly look down on us in everday life. In the world of video games we are able to make friends easier and you're the hero seizing your destiny. Its nice. Making friends and rivals. Battling gods and corrupted villians who want to ruin the world you love so much. Going to worlds painted so beautifully that drop a load on our worlds reality in every way imaginable. After a good days of adventuring comes to an end we close the 3DS, look out the wndow, and pray death finally ends the cycle of torment you wish you had the courage to end yourself. At least we can enjoy the life placed in our hands and not the harsh one out of them.

>>30522861
FUCK YOU ;-;

>>30524049
That makes me angry, not sad

>>30521476
>XY
She got lucky.

>>30522960
i like the ditto more

>you will never sleep with Lana

Makes me sad.

>>30528256
Omg my heart

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>>30522111
Fluffy ponies time

>>30528312
>Healing Beam
That's not a thing,unless you're talking about Heal Pulse

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We will never see him again

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>>30528312
Dammit, I need an Audino for SM

>>30528439
Rip

>>30528439
He's in our hearts, anon.