PLEASE SPARE ME NOT LIKE THIS After hours, literally the last

>>30520641
Why does everybody want this stupid ass shiny? It sucks.

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>>30520641
LAUGH
LAUGH AT HIS MISERY MY FELLOW FAGGOTS
LAUGH AT HOW MISERABLE THIS PATHETIC HALF MAN'S LIFE IS

>>30520653
Because it's a shiny. Plus the evolved one looks much better

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>>30520641
gets a laugh out of me every single time.

maybe someday we'll get a gender capsule, OP

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>>30520641
Gender Capsule when?

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eat shit scalie

shiny Salandit > shiny Salazzle
currently hunting for a shiny Salandit and I don't even care if it's male or female

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>>30520641
I know the feeling op

>>30520641
Is there any way to inherit shiny-ness?

>>30521023
>Brave
You fucked up more than just the gender, my dude. Why the fuck do people chain for shinies when you can basically guarantee IVs, nature and ability through MM?

>>30521159
Because it takes less time than MM and shiny is way less likely that way unless you have a shiny charm (which I don't). I don't care as much for IV and shit, I just want unique looking Pokemon.

>>30521159
>Because I don't care about Pokemon from a competitive standpoint.

>>30520641

just inject it, bro ;^)

Or get some hackbro to just switch the gender of the one you caught, because, trust me, spending hours to get this shit is not worth it, in 10 years in the future, this will be as irrelevant as choosing what you're going to have for dinner tomorrow.

>>30520773
Think of the shitstorm caused by the Christains again, kek

>>30521256
>again
Did I miss something great?

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>>30520641
>it's a goddamn male.

A GODDAMN WHITE MALE

>>30521272
The late 90s and then over the Summer with Go. They freak out because of "monsters" and worst of all "EVOLUTION" whenever it's popular. Look it up the vids are hilarious. Too bad kids like me were banned from playing Pokemon back in the day though thanks to this shit

>>30521206
>Then why do you care if it can evolve or not. :^)

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>>30520641

enjoy

>>30521347
Filth.

>>30521344
>Because I can appreciate the design of every Pokemon and think shiny Salazzle looks nice.

Autism like yours is a gift to humanity.

>>30521347
>>30521367
What even is this? Can you get Pokemon this way?

>>30521391

you can download pokehex in your PC and then make a code like that for a friendly injector to make a pokemon for you. You can even nickname it.

>>30521347
>Naming it Ivanka
>No something more Norwegian akin to their thirsty woman who lust for all kinds of cocks and vagoos

My one trip to Norway had me worried if I caught something, luckily I didn't. Now I'm just worried if I have eight kids.

>>30521347
can you make me a code for a shiny Nihilego named Jelly Jamm?

>>30521555

I'm a Linuxfag and I can't get the program to work..

>>30521555
and timid nature...

>>30520641
um
at least you got one?
I did the same thing and got nothing out of it.
Stop whining.

>>30521579
>not dual booting for vidya
>not using wine

kids like you shouldn't even be on linux desu

>>30520641
>Not using a pokemon with pokemon cute charm
or
>Being unlucky
Get fucked anon

>>30520653
muh lizard waifu

>>30520641
You deserve this for being an autistic furfag

>>30521509
>HEY EVERYONE I'M A HUGE NORMIE WHO CAN GET LOTS OF SEX

>>30520641
shiny Salazzle is shit

>>30521386
>claims I have autism when you're the one who gets made when their shiny lizard isn't a woman
lmao

>>30521347
how do you use this? do you just use the QR scanner in game? sorry i'm new to this

>>30520641
>he didn't use a cute charm Pokemon

>>30521334
Yeah, much better to be with le euphoric atheists, right? :^)

Every group has idiots. Look at Carl the Cuck and AIDS Skrillex for your comparatives, friendo.

>>30520653
it's probably one of the few good looking shinies to come out of alola
also waifufags

>>30521347
How the fuck do you even use these, i try to copy->Alt-click and it says shit i won't even mention

>>30520641
Poor OP

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>he fell for the Salandit meme

Go buy a lottery ticket or something. If you got that unlucky, maybe you could offset that with a jackpot.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Cute_Charm_(Ability)

>From Pokémon Emerald onwards, if a Pokémon with Cute Charm is first in the party, even if it has fainted, the chance of encountering a Pokémon of the opposite gender is 66.7%, regardless of gender ratios.

>>30520641
i had 6 shiny salandits befor the female shiny appeared. but damn was it worth it.

>>30521098
gen 2 exclusively.

Whats the best pokemon to shiny hunt for this bitch then? Dragon rage and getting poisoned is a cunt