Did anyone else see this shit?
some of the battle tree dialogue is fucking funny
>There are some Pokémon that can’t evolve. Their lives are already determined when they come into the world.
JUST
>>30513471
>Divorce
>Killed
>Mortgage
Jesus, is there any more?
>>30513471
>you just ruined this guys life
pokemon is serious business
>>30513471
Competitive battles are serious business.
There's a guy in the Maison who talks about how he'll be fired if he doesn't job to every trainer he battles. If you lose to him, he gets fired.
>>30513471
Wait, do you get PAID for the Battle Tree?
>>30513742
yes, you get BP which you can buy vitamins with cheap as dirt. pretty nice living if you're good at battling.
>>30513471
Turns out a lot of this regions citizens have issues
meanwhile Sun keeps his dumb smile
Today I encountered a janitor who said his wife gave him an ultimatum of choosing between her and his mop.then he swept my team with a skarmory, ending my 16 streak :(
>>30513471
Good, then I can take you as my husband, hot stuff.
>>30513966
dubs ofFucking carlos
Nah, I'm taking my sweet time, I haven't even caught Xurkitree yet
>>30513966
Sounds like you got mopped
>>30513999
No one says "hot stuff" any more.