She's fucking cute. Post prima waifu, discuss prima waifu, ignore haters and trolls, they're just replying to themselves to stir up trouble. Don't take the bait.
SEAL WIFE
Redpill me, how good or bad is it competitively?
I want to marry the sea lion
>>30508566
I love her so much <3
>>30508566
>>30508566
>>30508675
>that belly
My soul is blazing. Post more.
What is your Primarina's name?
>>30508810
Billows. Couldn't think of anything better.
>>30508810
Caesar
>>30508810
Primarina
>>30508731
I ship them.
>>30508810
I named her Veela! After a vocalist. I think it fits well.
>>30508785
Is this good?
>>30509020
more belly, I think
>>30508785
primarina (male)
How many male Popplios did you abandon to doomed timelines because the only thing he's good for in your eyes is fapbait?
>>30508566
>She's
>>30508675
>her
>>30509020
>her
>>30509090
The hundreds of Popplio I have spawned are now enjoying adventures with people that will enjoy them
>>30509090
About 18. No regrets.
>>30509020
Very nice
>>30509157
Why is Mawile choosing a Pokémon?
>>30509180
It's the artist's OC
They like Mawile a lot
>>30509103
Well memed
>>30508615
Can't see it being that great competitively, but it might be semi-decent in UU. Worst case scenario is it'll be RU.
>>30508810
Sealine Dion
>>30509090
That's not how it works. You're rewinding the timeline, not creating new ones. Also 12.
>>30509090
Zero.
>>30508810
Shiguré
>>30509090
Not a single one so far, got a female first try. I haven't gotten around breeding though
>>30509052
>>30509048
>>30509020
>that pelvic line
brewin a boner
>>30508810
Lazuli. I was gonna go with Azura but I'd rather save that name for a pokemon whose theme is dusk or dawn.
12.5%
>>30508810
Pitbull #Dale
>>30508566
Here's a rather tiny Primarina.
>>30508615
A UU glass cannon.
More cannon than glass, but beware of any punch.
Specially of the Bullet kind.
>>30509919
> Carring about game mechanic
>>30509919
>>30509986
Ignore the bait
IGNORE BAIT
>>30508810
Jotaro
>>30508976
this
>>30508810
Minami.
>>30510026
>Jotaro
I don't get it.
>>30508810
Prince
>>30508810
Aquaria
>>30508810
Waifu
>>30509974
>glass cannon
But it has good special defence.
>>30510083
the marine biologist stuff and the part 4 and 6 outfits made me think of it for some reason desu.
>>30510026
Are there more pictures of Primaro. (Primarina + Jotaro= Primaro)
>>30508810
Popmaid. I went with the prerelease meme name. Like when I named my Serperior Smugleaf.
>>30510083
Not them but Jotaro has a fascination with sea life. The nickname would've been more fitting if Primarina was a dolphin since it's kinda a meme to associate Jotaro with dolphins.
What does her skin feels like?
>>30509919
>>30510296
>tfw we didnt get the dolphin based pokemon.
FUCK.
>>30508566
reminder that she is canonically male
>tfw you'll never make out with your Primarina in bed
LIFE IS UNFAIR
>she
>her
>12.5%
>>30510461
But it might be too dry for her. She is a sea creature, after all
>>30510425
>>30510465
THIS IS BAIT
IGNORE BAIT
I G N O R E
B A I T
>>30509157
this artist looks like they draw porn
>>30510374
A seal.
>>30510454
>>30510083
it's a jojo reference
>>30510382
Wonder how many resets he went through
>>30508566
you know I came into this gen hating primarina's guts, but I actually like it better than incineroar now
>>30510382
>Kukui's starter doesn't get their specific z-crystal
Missed opportunity.
>>30510544
He just took a spin at Tauros Simulator 2016.
>>30510511
>>30510511
>>30510393
good. dolphins are cruel and rapists
one of the only animals that rape humans for fun. and no, you won't enjoy it because it will kill you
>>30510491
Nothing tells people to ignore bait like bringing attention to it in all-caps.
>Yfw you will never be Primarina's food
>>30508810
Prisscillia
>>30510622
>>30510595
Would she be a good attorney?
>>30510382
>ninetails is also female
>people will still say GF doesn't make pokemon with waifus in mind
>>30510662
>>30510454
>>30510511
>>30510595
>>30510622
>>30510662
if only he followed the clown seal act. then maybe I would have liked him
>>30510568
JUST KIDDING SEALFAGS, INCINEROAR IS STILL BETTER HAHAHAHHA
>>30510657
0w0 w-what's this?
>>30510382
Just how much more based can this professor be?
>>30510657
(Internal screaming)
Everything is ok...
>>30510659
>1/3
>>30509090
5-8
>>30510888
>>30510896
This better not be what I think it's gonna be
>>30510896
>2/3
>>30510945
I can't be sure of what are you thinking.
>>30510977
>3/3
And Wrap-Up.
>>30510977
This comic is stupid and dumb and stupid
>>30510977
I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>30511017
At least it didn't get too weird
>>30511018
Eh, I like it.
Kind of, it's pretty confusing.
>>30511044
TOO LATE.
>>30510657
Well.. there's that,i guess.
>>30510977
>>30511017
even if primarina could breathe underwater (it fucking can't), this still wouldn't make any sense
>>30511128
>>30508810
Annabelle because she looks like Annabelle from All Dog Go To Heaven.
>>30511173
>>30511123
>a Water-type can't breathe underwater
>>30511018
But it's cute therefore it wins.
>>30511142
>Seal Wife
>not Sea Lion Mom
>>30511253
>>30511227
This is really cute.
Male Primarina by DevianArt
>>30511214
>Anabelle from all dogs go to heaven
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ___
>>30508810
Oceana
>>30511286
>Don't go using water gun out of nowhere, you'll startle people.
Choice Scarf Primarina is actually competitive worthy in OU, as long as you form a solid team around it/him/her/zher/whatever.
Primarina @Choice Scarf
* Hydro Pump / Sparkling Aria / Scald
* Moon Blast
* Ice Beam / Blizzard
* Shadow Ball
Alternatively, if you are running a Trick Room team, made her wallbreaker with Choice Specs.
>>30511271
Why not both
>>30511298
I rike it.
>>30511314
>_ ____ __ ____ ____ ___
And what stopping you?
>>30511286
I found all 3 starters cute as hell but Popplio tugs at my heartstrings. It's just too damn cute.
>>30511231
yes bitch, seals can't breathe underwater
>>30511338
Thanks anon!
>>30511302
>Primarina's bond became fully charged!
> Primarina transformed into Lillie-Primarina!
>>30511388
I thought we were talking about video games, not real life
>>30511435
primarina can't breathe underwater, bitch. notice how it lives above water
>>30511485
Now what if it made an air bubble around its head.
>>30511532
which it didn't in the comic. also, that's not even possible. Do not respond to my posts ever again
>>30511388
>>30511485
So this is some autistic headcanon of yours in a series where the laws of physics and logic are already thrown out of the window. Gotcha.
>>30511719
yes bitch seals can't breathe underwater I'll fucking kill you
PRIMARINA CANNOT BREATHE UNDERWATER
Oh I guess fucking charmander can breathe underwater then. I mean logic is out the windows right?
>lol fire would get put out underwater
well it's a fantasy world so that doesn't have to be true. yup, charmander breathes underwater and there is no way you can disprove it!
>>30511719
>Replying to the shitposter
Anon, pls
have some cute and stop bickering.
>>30511314
>*le lenny face*
>>30511818
>that last panel
Shit trainer, he should get naked and play with her in the bubbles, not scold.
REEE
>>30508810
Pic related. It works for either gender too.
>>30511818
>Not playing along in the bathtub with your qt seal
The trainer should be scolded.
>>30511818
Imagine owning one. You would need a buy and maintain a pool, unless you live in Alola or by the beach. It reminds me of that Horsea episode in Ashime where Misty has to give her up to the gym because it needs water
>>30511972
>Filename
>>30511972
Not only that but Pokedex entries state that you have to make sure it's throat is always in good condition since it's Singing voice is pretty much it's entire world.
>>30511968
>>30511873
That is outside the bathroom and the bathroom should be a mess that the trainer end up cleaning after
>>30512023
Still no reason to scold, just hop into the bubble mess bathroom with your seal waifu and have fun, just tell her that next time to keep it in the tub only.
SHIT TRAINER REEE
>>30511804
(You)
When your a gay, 18 your old trainer and your Primarina turns out to actually be a girl and likes to cuddle.
^ 18 year old.
Worst starter line than Meganium ya cucks
>>30508566
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>>30512599
Comfy.
>>30512599
What is that cover thing. I see it in animes. Is it a powered heating pad or something.
I'm still mad we got this thing instead of Ballio.
>>30512856
>>30512783
>doesn't know what a kotatsu is
>animes
I'm revoking your weeb license
>>30512022
Yeah that leads to another problem. The singing might annoy your next door neighbor and who knows if youre use to it or not.
>>30511338
Sauce? I can't see it on pixiv.
>>30512783
It's a traditional American kotatsu. Now eat your hamburgers Apollo.
>>30512877
>ha look at this bait?
>who would fall for it, I mean it's clearly bait!
>that's why I'm replying to it!
calling something bait isn't a downvote you redditard
>>30508810
Freddie.
Because queen and my mermaid is a boy.
>>30508810
Parthenope
FUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGSFUCKWAIFUFAGS
>>30508810
Coco
>>30513036
alfa995http://alfa995.tumblr.com/post/152437849130/have-another-precious-brionne-commissioned-by
>>30513036
Search alfa995 of e621 and you'll find it.
>>30508810
Aqua Necklace
>>30513454
Thanks mate its really appreciated.
I want primarina tobe my mom!
>>30508810
Wakasagi
>>30508810
Wallace
I get the distinction that both sides are as repulsive as each other and will go to fanatical lengths to defend their opinion.
Well, that's this site for you.
>>30514093
For most of the part people that like Primarina seem to just want to be left alone.
>>30509103
>Thinking gender ratios are canon.
>Thinking that females don't exist in the first place.
>Not resetting your game until you get a female, proving your dedication to your sea lion waifu.
>>30509090
None, but I wouldn't have reset if I got a male.
>>30508810
poppy (male)
>>30511804
>>lol fire would get put out underwater
Don't know about Charmander, but Charizard's tail has already been shown to stay lit under water.
>>30514327
Isn't that the anime though? The same anime where electric attacks damage ground types, where humans regularly get flung 5000 feet in the air and where Charizard is the strongest pokemon that easily tanks electric and water attacks?
>>30508810
Conchita Wurst
>>30514439
This was from Pokemon Origins, which follows the game canon more closely than the traditional anime.
In the final episode when Red is battling Mewtwo, it knocks he and his Charizard into the body of water at the edge of the platform. Charizard's tail stays lit.
>>30511017
I thought that comic would have some sexual innuendo.
>>30514327
>Don't know about Charmander, but Charizard's tail has already been shown to stay lit under water.
Don't do this.
Just tried this with my Charmander.
Pretty sure I'm going to jail.
>>30510494
they draw very suggestive stuff. very recently, explicit too.
>>30514175
wrong. you can't stop shoving it in other people's faces. and then you play dumb like this which is the most infuriating part
>>30515047
>>30512436
>Types of visual kei band member
>Mostly androgynal
>>30515116
wrong. you do it everywhere, so it is my mission to make sure you know how disgustingly annoying you guys are. the new gardefags basically
>>30515426
Your tears sustain me
>>30508810
Dexamene
>>30515453
Don't reply to it, you'll fuel its delusion.
>>30515505
>it
oh how fucking dare you. if you don't know a person's pronouns call them xe or xer you fucking insensitive /pol/tard drumpf supporter
Milotic is better
>>30515851
Yes, this red brick is better than this red backpack.
>>30515851
I disagree.
>>30512528
>>30508810
Rowlett.
>>30508810
Ruby
Named after this song right here -> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qObzgUfCl28
>>30516618
Dumb owlposter.
Image limit reached, 72 IPs.
Good job lads.
>>30517495
73 now
>>30508810
Aria
In the games, it says that the pokemon take on the personality of the trainer
>be hardened trainer
>tough af
>just about to start out adventure
>made sure to research evolution of the starters
>Incineroar all the way
>imagining awesomeness factors from having tiger bro with me on journey
>get to professor, shows me the pokemon
>owl, litten, unwanted seal
>ready to grab cat
>mfw litten, my inner bro, bites me and runs away
>professor says I can't pick them if they don't pick me
>disappointed that kitten didnt choose me
>turn to owl, ready to pick him up
>mfw he turns away from me
>fucking devastated
>look at seal, blowing retarded ass snot bubbles absentmindedly
>know for a fact that if I am rejected, I get no journey=no freedom
>image of friends leaving without me (they got their starters already)
>nervous as fuck, professor stares me down
>with a blank mind I pick up the seal
>looks at me curiously, I myself am still in shock of being rejected
>a bubble wraps around my head and pops, with popplio clapping and barking happily
>come back to my senses in surprise (and mild disgust) as the professor pats me on the back
>leave for journey with seal in hand, embarrassed to even show my face
>seal in hand only barks happily and continues to blow bubbles that pop in my face
>friends immediately laugh and desert me
>holding my anger in as much as possible
>seal looks up at me, giving me a smile
>I return a look with much loathing
>wanna throw this thing in the trash but mom's words ring in my head
>"be a man, take responsibility"
>stuck with this trashy seal
>suddenly first battle
>popplio eagerly jumps out of my arms for battle
>lose harder than any of my past selves to the champion
>didnt even survive three turns
>pick it up and go to a center
>on the way, a lady tries to stop me
>dont like people, tell her to fuck off
>heal at center, leave and go back to road
>popplio sad that it lost, decide to train
>no money for pokeballs cuz of loss
>damn, no food either
--
>training going well, get a good feel of its stats
>admit it was my mistake of giving speed base strategies to a fucking seal on land
>adjust strategies
>go battle, we win this time
>popplio happy and leaps in my arms
>congrat, head pat, bean
>(guess it's not that bad)
>battle more, gain more exp
>liking seal more, same for seal
>people try to bother me, tell them to fuck off
>my surprise when the next person who comes up to me gets a glare from popplio
>she effectively barks and growls
>they leave
>laugh and smile, popplio barks happily
>liking seal now
--
>journey continues, catch more pokemon with new money
>popplio still my main (still make sure to give attention to other mons)
>she mops the floor with trial captain
>tanks through totem, clears the trial effectively
>evolves, now brionne
>more dainty, still the same (get a little tired of the singing though)
>leads me through most of my journey, clears most trials by herself
>most trusted partner
--
>league
>full of confidence
>primarina and co battle fiercly
>meet final trainer
>fucking professor
>we fight, he takes out most of my mons with sundoggo
>prima takes stage, reverses situation
>only ghost bird versus tired seal
>feel like this is the end, not sad though
>we tried our best, happy she even got me this far
--
>>30508810
Maribel, from DQVII
>she looks at me, we both smile, still determined to the end
>professor unleashes z-move, prepared to end it
>prima FUCKING TANKS IT
>call upon our own z-move, give the signal
>her voice fills the arena as the giant water ball drowns owl
>looks like it did considerable damage
>bird launches another attack
>use ice beam
>bird down
>win the fucking league
>give overgrown seal happiest hug I've ever given
>unable to contain joy
--
>outside, finished hall of fame
>ready to go home and give well deserved rest to team
>news and reporters outside ready to storm
>remember how I dont like people?
>ready to tell them all to fuck off but then there was a *pop*
>prima makes them all back off with a murderous look and a growl
>basically told them to fuck off for me
>love my seal with all my heart, best partner for life
>>30509020
I see that you have patrician taste in singers. Nice choice.
>>30508810
cunny bunny