What do they taste like?

>>30505480
Fish and shellder saliva

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>>30505480
Like cock

>>30505480
has the texture of pork knuckles but salty with a fishy aftertaste

Pepperoni and Jalapeno Pizza with light cheese and extra sauce

>>30505480
realtalk why is it wrong to chop off slowpoke tails if they don't even know its happening

>>30505480
apparently very good

it also apparently tastes nice dipped in honey

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>>30505562

>>30505480
Probably like fish

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What do they taste like?

>>30505634
it's still cruel to cut it off even if they don't realize and can't feel the pain and can grow it back

I mean, it's just not morally right, you know?

cut up and fried like calamari

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>>30505480
Wet gorilla dick.

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>>30505666
Those trips

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>>30505671

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What do they taste like?

>>30505634
Non consensual mutilation isn't very nice

Pokevegans probably protest it the most

>>30505634
Because how else will they evolve without a tail?

>>30505480
If you want an honest answer, my thinking is that it tastes like escargot in butter and garlic sauce. So fucking delicious. Probably a similar texture too.

>>30506641
They grow back.

>>30506684
>eating snails
>Delicious

Kill yourself nasty shit

>>30506798
But what if they are at level and want to evolve? You're delaying their evolution.

>>30506831
>escargot
>snails

They use their tails as fishing rods

so cutting them off would starve them until they grew back

>>30505480
It's a meat staple.

Until there's proof that they butcher Tauros/Miltank for meat, this is the closest thing they can get to the stuff. For fish, there's Wishiwashi, Alomomola and probably, Magikarp.

I wonder what's the closest thing to domesticated chicken in the Pokemon world. Farfetch'd is game, so he doesn't count.

Turkey Twizzlers

Fuck you Jamie Oliver

>>30506413
Urine and Copper Batteries.

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>>30506831
I know it sounds fucking disgusting and I thought it was before I ate it myself, but it's one of the most delicious things when the melted butter, garlic and minced thyme/parsley is done perfectly. Of course you can argue it's just the garlic making the snail taste good but hey, either way it tastes fucking good.

>>30506413
Lizard pussy

>>30506857
>>escargot
>>snails
don't even try

>>30505480
sugarcane juice

>>30505621
Cheese and cheese pizza with extra cheese and light cheese

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>>30506402
nom?

>>30505634
Apparently Alola considers ti fine.

>>30507004
Regular animals are mentioned in the games still. They exist.

>>30505634
Because it does hurt eventually just not immediately.
Also because it uses that tail to fish with so it goes starving til it grows back.

>>30510172
Those eyes are really unnerving.

>>30512244
When you stare into the doughnut, the doughnut also stares into you.