Celesteela thread

cringe thread

>>30498053
cringe

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cute

>>30500741
Heavyweight Steel Pussy

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Tubby

>>30502859
fat! FAT!

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>>30498017
Can some friendly Anon trade a Celesteela for a Kartana on GTS for me pls my IGN is Antonio and a have a team skull shirt Thanks in advance

>>30503355
You're supposed to trade Celesteela for Buzzwole and Kartana for Pheromosa

so are the dots her eyes?

>>30503382
ohh..i allready trade buzzwole for phermosa :(

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CELESTEELA IS FAT, FAAAAAT!

Which end of the bamboo things are its hands?

>>30503355
You fell for the memes anon
Right now kartana has the lowest trade value among all the UBs, while celesteela has the highest

What nickname did you give it /vp/?

>>30503533
SHES CUTE I LOVE HER

Wait, can't you warp to Moon-verse to catch the version exclusive UBs?

>>30503806
Tech-Kaguya

>>30500741
>KartanaXCelesteela
I'll allow it

>>30502859
that's it your are going on a diet!

>>30505145
is it the eat only pokebeans diet

>>30505092
Fug

>>30502859
>Celesteela is 30 feet tall
>That well is taller than her

Poke Pelago confirmed for MASSIVE

>>30503631
Why? I mean I know why Celesteela is good, but Kartana seems decent.

>>30500703
>>30504756
What am I looking at here?

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>>30503046
CUTE

How can people be attracted to this thing?

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>>30507239
Thank you, princess.

>Like Celesteela a lot because of all the Kaguya inspiration
>Weightgainfags and fatfuckers have latched on to her
Goddamn you all. I hope you all die of starvation in the middle of a desert.

>>30507239
Thank you Princess

>>30507264
im not attracted to it in a sexual way but it is cute for some reason. would climb multiple ladders to smooch on the cheek

>>30507282
2204.4 pounds is 2204.4 pounds son

>>30507282
Why would my borderline shut-in self go anywhere near a desert?

>>30507282
She's a big gal, anon.

>>30507155
a celesteela belly and butt

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>>30507239
Thank you, Princess.

>>30507425
Which one is belly and which one is butt?

>>30507444
Full image?

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>>30503533
>better liked than pheromosa
>better liked than nihilego

really makes you think

>>30507519
Use your eyes.

>>30507693
F E R T I L E
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>>30507519
first ones the butt second one is belly and thighs

>>30507282
I'm just waiting for some art that isn't superfat.

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>>30507282
I hate fat shit, too, but I'm here for the giantess aspect so I'd be a hypocrite if I complained.

>>30507370
>>30507388
yeah. because she's made of metal.

she should have attracted robofuckers.

>>30508091
I am a robofucker

>>30508002
at least giantess stuff would stick true to her design instead of adding boobs and ass where there isn't any

>tfw you realize it's not actually smiling, it's got a puppet mouth

>>30508244
I still can't comprehend what's going on with the sides of her mouth

Is it a japanese makeup thing?

>Celesteela gets all the cute fanart (plus disgusting shit)
>Nihilego gets only shit fanart (literal and metaphorical)

I have nothing against Celesteela, but what the fuck man. Celesteela should be like Acerola in terms of fanart; few and far between due to not being prominent except in a few small bursts.

>>30507239
Thank you Princess

>>30508405
Celesteela is a really nice design while Nihilego is unfortunately kind of bland.

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>>30508405

>>30508405
Nihilego is somewhat antagonistic to the new most popular Pokegirl. Same reason that Lusamine's popularity plummeted after the game came out.

>>30508555
It would be amazing if Shedinja and Guzzlord were programmed to never give this message.

big steel wife

>>30508602
Lusamine's popularity plummeted because she was revealed to be 40+ years old with two children.

Olivia is the better MILF

>>30508829
What did he mean by this

>>30508829
>Olivia
>MILF
I think there's been a misunderstanding.

>>30508829
>milf
Are you retarded?

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>>30508829

>because she was revealed to be 40+ years old with two children.

I fail to see the problem with this.

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>>30508829

But she's the opposite of a MILF. She's a Christmas cake.

Still delicious though.

>>30509163
That's because you're not a jap, they have infamously shit taste.

>>30498017
Queen of VGC

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doesnt help anyone complaining about what kind of art there is, you can always request something

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The best ship

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>>30507282
Did you mean dessert

H E A V Y
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W E I G H T
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MEGATON STEEL PUSSY

How would you even fuck that thing? Theres no opening

>>30508602
>Same reason that Lusamine's popularity plummeted after the game came out.
Dude what? She's easily the third most popular girl just behind Lillie and Chicken-chan.

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>>30511492
You're too small, anon. She can't get on top of you.

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>>30503533
>CELESTEELA IS FAT, FAAAAAT!
and that a problem because?

Please someone post humanized pictures of her

>>30511492
that gives me a drawing idea, a celesteela with big puffy vulva

>>30511580
>>30507444
Seriously, where's the source?
Please?

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>>30511920
Like this?

>>30511920
look at>>30503046

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>>30511980
That's pretty okay but I was thinking more like a gijinka.

I'm surprised I've not seen pictures of her like an anime girl with this hairstyle.

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>>30512090

>>30498017
How big is this thing compared to wailord?

>>30512196
celesteela is fatter than a wailord! but not as long/tall

>>30512267
Celesteela,wailord gijinka art when?

>>30512196
Almost as big as Primal Kyogre, over twice the weight.

>>30512354
do you mean celesteela next to a wailord or a mad science experiment of mixing the two into one

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>>30507282
Relax, japan already noticed the connection they should have seen weeks ago.

>>30503515
No, they're a reference to some kind of Japanese forehead makeup

>>30507582
>>30511957
It's fat shit, be warned.
http://tapukek.tumblr.com/tagged/chubby

>>30512437
Both option would be interesting to see now that I think about it.

>>30512496
FILTHY
DUMB
LUNARIAN
SCUM

Did that anon ever write the upset stomach/stomach growling fic about her?

>>30512520
>those stubby stumps legs.
Kek.

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>>30511492

>>30512656
nah, id fatten you up though

So what exactly is this thing? Is it based on those fertility goddess statues? Or some weird Japanese thing?
A sick combination of both with a couple more stuff thrown into the mix for good mesure?

>>30512733
Princess Kaguya the bamboo moon princess

>>30512765
Plus a rocket ship.

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>>30512733
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_the_Bamboo_Cutter

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>>30509191
>Still delicious though.
you're god damn right

>>30512733
Castelia City Incarnate bro, grass for the tree in the heart of the city and small town roots, steel for everything around it. Nah, Google "The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter", it's an old Japanese myth/story thing.

>>30512765
>>30512788
I can see it a little but its obvious that she has other influences.

>>30507024
It has to be to fit all your Box Pokemon you dirty hoarder

>>30512912
The rocket thing i guess is related to the moon.

>>30507054
>Offensive Grass/Steel
>Decent

It's probably the weakest of the UBs next to Guzzlord or Nihilego, but Nihilego is plot important and Guzzlord's got muh HP so Kartana kinda falls flat

>>30511574
Are you talking Western/Tumblr fans or Nips?

Because Nips prefer Acerola, Lana and Mallow

Kind of disappointed that she's mostly based on a Japanese thing. This is suppose to be an extra dimensional creature, they should have gone wild with it.

>>30513187
None of the UBs are actually very "alien" except guzzlord.

>>30513187
Kartana's kind of the same. Just a katana/origami hybrid

In reality the UBs are only surreal for Pokemon standards since they're designed a little more extravagantly. They wouldn't be out of place as random encounters in another RPG series

>>30513356
Yea I feel like its kind of a miss opportunity.
At least the bug UB are in some ways "alien like". Still I feel like if they really wanted to based them on a couple know stuff they should of used a lot more inspiration and other cultures story, I'm sure that they could have made something good with that.

if i were to do a puffy vulva drawing, what level of puffiness should it be

>>30513841
PUFFY

>>30513881
give me some examples

>>30513841
when you think 'puffy vulva' what image comes to your mind
one step more than that

>>30513841
Maximum puff

>>30509163
>>30509191
Damn, both of my older lady kinks in one generation!

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>>30500741
WHY DO THEY KEEP ON SHIPPING BAMBOO WAIFU WITH KARTANLET I CANNOT SELF INSERT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>30514760
It's cute

>>30503355
Lmao I just got a Kartana for a Jangmoo, I guess people don't like it

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>>30514793
>Catch Passimian
>Remember people here saying people would trade anything for Passimian/Oranguru
>Put it up requesting Pheromosa for shiggles
>Attempt to take it down after two minutes to put up a real trade but some idiot gave the pheromosa

Holy shit, I didn't think stuff like this actually happened.

>>30514793
i thought you said celesteela instead of kartana and i got sad

>>30507239
Thank you princess

>>30507264
different strokes for different folks i guess

what other types of clothes do you think celesteela wears other than kimonos

>>30513187
They had to still be Pokemon in the end, even if not identical to those known.

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>tfw Celesteela is favorite exclusive and you got Sun

This is actually the only time I regret my choice in version
I pre-ordered Sun way before Celesteela's reveal and Lycanroc-day turned out more disappointing than I had hoped

>>30520299
Just trade for one

>>30513187
Celesteela I feel is pretty alien. Those detached arms are pretty weird.

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>>30520517
>pheromosa is the Slut looking friend but is actually a virgin
>celesteela is the silent looking girl who is actually a slut

>>30512912
The tale says that Kaguya came from the moon, she was found in a bamboo so they made the connection bamboo=rocket and mixed them both making her a bamboo-rocket-moon-princess.

>>30520611
Would you date Celesteela?
Would you marry her and be a good spouse?

>>30512912
>>30512950
>>30520603
She's also based on the Kaguya II lunar orbiter. Famous because it mapped out a fuckton of the moon with hd images.

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>>30514760
Calm down, dude.

She has a sister.

There is more than one.

>>30498017
FUCK you and FUCK or stupid whatever the hell this fucking thing is.

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>>30520649
I'd rather go on madcap adventures around the world with her.

She can fly, after all.

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>>30520722
Ooh, someone got burned on Showdown.

>>30520825
Fuck you. I'm sick and tired of this stupid sex toy you call a ponemon. I hope it gets fucking banned.

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>>30520896
>ponemon

>>30520928
You know what I meant, Celesteelashitter.

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Celestella is cute, CUTE!!

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MANLET FUCKING SHITS

>>30498017
God, I want to bunch this thing in its face for being an annoying cunt.

>>30521030
Guzzlord's not actually that tall, are they?

>>30521030
I wonder if a Guzzlord can wrestle a Celesteela down to submission

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>>30521138
Based on the current tiers, nope.

>>30521138
Guzzlord can't do much of anything, unfortunately

T H I C C
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>>30521078
18'01" according to the Pokedex, and I think that's with its mouth closed. Pic related is official art.

>>30521192
she's actually pretty hollow

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>Catch first Xurkitree
>Modest
Aw yiss
What is bamboo wife's best nature? Seems like she can be played different ways.

What's so feminine about Celesteela? I don't understand.

>>30521302
sassy for stallfaggotry

>>30521318
>Body is a weird kimono
>Somewhat womanly hair and face
>Based on a princess of japanese folklore

>>30521318
It has long hair and a hime cut, and it's wearing a dress. It's clearly based off a princess.

>>30521332
>>30521335
>anon btfo
I love this

>>30521332
>>30521335
Why would it b based off of a princess though?

>>30521364
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_the_Bamboo_Cutter

>>30521332
>>30521335
Does Moon getting all the girly stuff mean it was intended for females?

>>30521302
Careful for defensive leechseed
Adamant for offensive automize

>>30521364
Why is any Pokemon based off of anything?

I WANNA SHOVE MY DICK DOWN HER THROAT THAT SHIT LOOK TIGHT AS HELL

>>30521390
It means it was intended for my dick.

>>30521390
Moon is typically associated with females so there's that

>>30521390
>Sun is made for young boys
>Or women and gay men who want Buzzwole to rail them
>Moon is meant for young girls
>Or men and gay women who want to fuck Pheremosa and Rocketwife

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>>30521364

>>30521390
The regular version exclusives even it out
Vulpix:Sandshrew (Vulpix is 75% female, Sandshrew is a completely gender neutral design)
Passimian:Oranguru (both masculine)
Turtonator:Drampa (Turtonator is arguably neutral and Drampa is a grampa)

>>30521413
>>30521426
>>30521438
Could I be gay, brothers?

>>30521453
Probably

>>30521411
checked

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>seeing my art in this thread
My love for celesteela is bigger than her weight

>You will never ride her through the cosmos
Feels bad.

>>30521481
any way to know for sure?

>>30521507
Which gives you the stiffy or slippy
>Buzzwole dicking your asshole.
>Celesteela sending you sky high.

>>30521535
I'd rather cuddle with a Nihilego

>>30521564
Well
Thats concerning because Nihilego is supposed to be a small child.
You have a bigger issue than the sexuality friend.

>>30521616
its ok I'm in good company

>>30521320
>sassy
A -speed nature is never ever a good idea unless you plan on playing in trick room.

>>30509163

japs hate older women, fuck even christmas cake is frowned upon.

>>30522103
>This meme again

you're going to want health insurance again because I sense a heavy puffy slam in the works

>>30502859
>when no one is looking
This makes me laugh

What is the best ball for moon princess?

>>30523612
Heavy

>>30523612
THICC ball

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>tied with cosmoem as the heaviest mon ever
>lillie carrying one in her bag like it was nothing

>>30523717
there's that meme again

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>let Celesteela sleep in Refresh
>yfw she snores

>>30523856
if you were sleeping with celesteela would you be able to sleep peacefully with those snores or would you get annoyed?

>>30512985
Toxapex makes a good partner for Iron Kaguya.

>>30523913
It would be like asmr.

>>30523939
How?

>>30521251
She eats kerosine to fill up that emptiness. It makes good rocket fuel.

>>30523966
Counters her weaknesses and has bulk.

>>30523966
Kills the opponent by old age

>>30511874
Those lips, oh gosh.

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>>30524011
Funky fairy lights blows both of them away.

>>30524116
Still can't believe my mom's Christmas decorations made it into a Pokemon game

Could someone please draw me something?

I'd really like to see a pic of Celesteela where she's blind because her fringe covers her eyes. Her trainer offers her a pokepuff and she's all confused and 'huh? a treat? where, I can't see it!'

Or she's in battle, and trying to aim an attack at an opponent, but she can't see anything.

>>30524357
seconding this, it sounds cute.

>>30524357
consider it done

>>30524357
>you give her a treat to eat
>you can't reach her
>she senses this
>she bends down to get it
>a big ass bamboo alien bends down for a food
its kinda spooky if you imagine it

WHERE ARE IT'S EYES? ARE THOSE TWO BEADY LITTLE THINGS IT? DO THEY BLINK?

I want to snap her thin neck in half with a high jump kick.

>>30524421

Awesome, thank you.

>>30524551
Her eyes are under her hair

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the people wanted puffy vulva and they will get it, just be sure to purchase her some extra stockings because I don't think they will survive this impact

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This is a cloud of rocket exhaust.
Beautiful, isn't it?

>>30524981
Our hero, anon. I want to bury my face in it