WHY WONT YOU DIE?!

>>30487935
>Salandit used Ember!

need sage mode and eye hacks...and a punch from a girl no one likes

>>30487946
/thread
Git gud, OP.

>>30487935
>Machop used Low Kick!

>jirachi used grass knot!

O B E S E
B
E
S
E

>>30487997
>>30487946
252 SPD EVs with a single beast boost makes your fire special attacks worthless.

>>30488188
4x resist to grass.

>>30488188
I wish Low Kick and Grass Knot didn't have a limit to how much power they can gain.

I want to DESTROY Bamboobitch with Grass Knot.

>>30488221
>weights 9999.9lbs

>*grass knots*
>*falls over*
>*dies*

>>30488270
>still only doing a quarter of its normal damage
>barely scratches it

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>>30487935
Turns out 97/103/101 bulk with 2 immunities is pretty cash

>>30487935
NANOMACHINES, SUN

>tfw no long neck qt gf

>>30488964
Source pic?

>>30488996
IT HARDENS IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL SWEEPERS

>>30487935
>low kick

>>30487935
2 immunities, 8 resistances, good bulk

Fun fact- Low Kick and Grass Knot stop gaining power after the 200-pound mark. And since Low Kick is neutral and GK is doubly resisted by celesteela, they'll be worth fuckall.

>>30488146
>neutral hit
Imagine being so retarded you can't even meme properly.

And people were saying she was extremely limited use

>>30487935

>Kartana, Grass/Steel
>hits hard but dies when looked at

>Celesteela, Flying/Steel
>Kills everything and doesn't die

Yeah way to make Moon seem like it's the better version, GF...

I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH
YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH
BUT MAYBE WE'VE BOTH THE SAME

THE WORLD HAS TURNED
AND SO MANY HAVE BURNED
BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME

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>>30489277
>Zygarde-Complete is a shitty Zen Mode
>A-Marowak is a bona fide shitemon
>Toxapex is going straight to ubers
>Incineroar/Primarina/Decidueye is the new Greninja

>>30487935
Just use Mega Charizard Y

>>30487935

Celesteela hype will die when people realize Alolan Golem with Magnet Pull murders it, and Alolan Marowak can't counter it.

>>30489399
except the autonomize set kills golem with eq

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>>30488899
>heavy space wife then Ingrains and sets up Leech Seed to add on to her Leftovers

>>30489421
Someone's gonna bring up the Focus Sash meme set.

>>30489443
But ingrain takes away the immunity to ground type attacks, you absolute madman!

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>>30487935
Hourai elixir = complete immortality

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Because she's the cutest.

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>>30489492
Weak to fire

>>30489470
My other moves are Iron Defence and Heavy Slam.

At that weight, near every thing dies, boosting her Special Def and the Iron Defense maker her physically bulkier with each boost AND the ID can't cancel out the SpDef raise of Beast Boost.

No Earthquake can dream of hurting her

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>>30489581
I have red card mimikyu for people trying to use def boosting celesteela

>>30489571
>>30489492
Tekkaguya Houraisan vs Fujiwara no Marowak fanart when

>>30489670
>[Distant sound of Leech Seed]

>>30489727
>mimikyu used curse!

>>30489670
Ingrain negates Red Card

>>30489720
Is not there a more appropriate mon for Mokou?

>>30489783
it doesn't negate curse though

>>30489788
Nothing actually used in the current meta.

>>30489720
Marowak can tank Steela's heavy body but what really wreks them is Cloyster.
That's not much of a surprise but Celesteela is a big slow annoying meme.

>>30489822
marowak is a pretty safe check since only ground z-move celesteela can ohko it

you still can't just switch into repeated EQs though

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>>30489800
>unironically running Curse on a Ghost Type

>>30489565
>SHE

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>>30489902
>not running curse on the one pokemon that gets a free no damage hit

>>30489788
Ho-oh, obviously

>>30489931
Leech Seed bypasses Disguise.

>>30490072
so? curse removes 25% of your hp every turn and I keep my disguise for a free pain split on one of your other mons

>>30487997
BRAIN BLAST

>>30490176
Alright, I'll take the bait.

Ingrain + Leftovers + Leech Seed will restore almost all of that 25% plus you get fucked by Heavy Slam after one turn. You wasted an entire Pokemon slot to counter something that you couldn't even kill.

Are you the same guy using Red Card, too? You gonna Curse it then force it out after it breaks your disguise?

>>30489348
>>A-Marowak is a bona fide shitemon
>3 immunities
>500+ attack without setup
>great attacking movepool
>WoW for switch ins
>naturally outpaces cancerpex
Fight me you fucker

>Salandit used Toxic!

Okay, stop memeing and let's be real. NOBODY uses low kick.

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>>30487935

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju4-bw3a48E

>>30490394
>he keeps kickin' me in the dick
>why does he keep kickin' me in the dick?

>>30490381
That one version of Greninja does.

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>>30489788
>A bird
>Fire type
>Uses legs (in official arts, at least)
>Looks like its wearing pants
Blaziken is practically Mokou in Pokemon form.

>>30490347
>reading comprehension
He was making fun of shit vp said before the game was released, not saying marowak was actually bad.

>>30490176
>he wastes a slot on his team for a Pokemon that can't do anything but force a swap ONCE
what did he mean by this?

>>30487935
Fatass broom skank

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>>30490432

>>30488246

252+ SpA Choice Specs Exeggutor-Alola Grass Knot (280 base power) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Celesteela: 181-213 (54 - 63.5%)

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>>30490831
GOD

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>>30490831
>0 HP / 0 SpD

>>30489348
>x board is shit when it comes to discussing their topic
That rule has never change

>>30490831
>0 HP / 0 SpD
>probably a negative nature
>smuganimegirl.png

>>30490895
saws

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>>30491046

>>30490831
>280 base power
>Uninvested Celesteela
(You)

>>30490831
>280 base power

:^^)

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>>30491053
fuck thats hot

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>>30490831
>280 BP

>>30488221
>what is low kick

>>30490831
Grass Knot's power caps at 120.

>>30491056
>>30491065
>>30491090
>>30491179
That's the entire point. Read the previous reply.

>>30490895
>>30490969
>>30491056
>>30491065
>>30491090
>>30491179

> Anon says that he wishes Grass Knot's power didn't cap
> Post a hypothetical calc to show how much damage it would do
> /vp/ is too autistic to understand

>>30490895
SAUCE PLEASE

>>30491310
Thats still an uninvested celesteela

>>30491363
NIGGA THAT'S THE POINT
EVEN A VASTLY MORE POWERFUL GRASS KNOT WOULDN'T OHKO THE LEAST OPTIMAL CELESTEELA POSSIBLE IN THIS SITUATION

>>30491339
http://doritosmegma.tumblr.com/post/153974410240/my-giant-alien-steel-wife
I prefer the crop, but maybe you won't.

I apologise then, thought you were the retard that was trying to say grass knot was good

>>30491603
Mean to reply >>30491400

>>30491505
Never mind, the implications of the crop are much better. Thanks anyway anon

>>30491603

That's okay, anon. Thank you for apologising.

>>30490506
And while is super effective against kaguya's UB, she is also weak to it (flying).
Yeah, it fits.

>>30491505
DELETE THIS

>>30491689
I still think Ho-oh is the better equivalent here, it has a phoenix motif and shares a type with Celesteela

>>30491714
He asked, and I cropped it for a reason.

>>30487946
This is Celesteela not Kartana.

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>>30490506
Why is Mokou so cool?

What is a good set for a Celesteela with good SPD, Defense, and HP IV'S?

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>>30491623
>>30491505
>>30491714
i think i overdid the thickness, didnt i

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>>30493316
Absolutely not. Fuck normies my man.

>>30493316
Oh, you're the artist?

I mean, it's probably fairly accurate thickness, just not my taste.

>>30493316
Yes you did. Thick doesn't mean hambeast landwhale. Learn the difference, it could save your life.

Go look up pictures from Senran Kagura. That's the good amount of thickness and soft without going over the top.

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>>30487935
>Magnezone's Magnet Pull!
>You are trapped and cannot switch!

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>>30493341
>>30493343
>>30493358
well i already promised a discord friend i'd draw a thinner version so ill share it here later this week

>>30493316
If it's your preference, draw what you want man. Makes a great reaction image either way.

>>30493358
It literally weighs like, twelve tons though. That's probably an accurate amount of fat desu.

>>30493389
I liked it, but there is a difference between "thicc" and fat.

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>>30493414
>difference between "thicc" and fat
This, anons. Learn this.

>>30490831
>this is what anti-celesteela fags actually believe

>>30493544
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

THICKER

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>>30493582
I'll see what I can do.

>>30493362
>Celesteela used Earthquake

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>>30493544
>>30493597
Exactly. your pictures are thicc, while pic related is on the cusp of just plain fat stuff.
Basically, just think of an hour glass figure with a bit of a belly and you'll have thicc.

>>30493623
>The opposing Magnezone floats on a balloon!

I hope it gets roost via tutor

>>30493362
>EQ

>>30493677
>Flamethrower

>>30493729
>no investment
yum

>>30489450
Air balloon

>>30487997
TWO

>salazzile used toxic!

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thread needs more thiccness

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>>30494024
Yes

>>30494024
>>30494053
why

Sunfags checked

Moonbros win

Celesteela is dominating and you silly niggers need to accept this.

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>>30494067
>why
What did he mean by this?

>>30490381
in ubers youre pretty much guaranteed to get 100+ bp

>>30487935
I like how a full waifu team of Celesteela, Pheremosa, and Tapu Lele is actually pretty good in 3v3.

>>30487935
>porygon z used thunderbolt

>>30496706
+1 252+ SpA Adaptability Porygon-Z Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Celesteela: 520-616 (130.6 - 154.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Even with a beast boost adding a +1 to special defence you might ohko it without any prior damage, and most certainly will if it has some damage.