/vp/ Makes a Game: Texan Marshadow Edition

>>30482858
It's the pope, but with a dorito instead of a pope hat

>>30482858
Waifu's legendary is a political bobblehead of Ted Cruz
Dark/Fire

>>30482858
>Op's tripcode
>"ala0m'
>alam0"
>"Alamo"
Gee wizz!!

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>>30482877
Here's another doodle. Dubs or 0 decides the name and type.

>>30483002
Fire/Ghost
Vatichip

>>30483022
That was remarkably quick. Now to pick our starter designs. 1, 5, or 6 decides the Grass starter's concept and name (and secondary type, if you want that).

>>30483072
Grass starter: Eleafo
A canadian leaf with Ted Cruz's face on it.
No secondary typing

It's a tumbleweed that eventually gets a cowboy hat and boots and guns. Final typing is grass-steel.
Dustyweed - Tumbledrifter - Mavereed

>>30483121
Oh, we were supposed to include the evolutions?
In that case, evolutions are Decidelegate and Cubanian. Ted's Face gets more and more worried as evolutions advance.

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>>30483121
Next up is our fire starter. 3 to 5 decides.
(We're not doing evolutions yet, btw)

>>30483207
Zospicete, a buzzard with a pepper-like beak. Secondary type is Flying.

>>30483207
A red bottle of lighter fluid, with a Davy Crockett hat on.
Name: Lightyr

>>30483207
My tumbleweed idea from >>30483123, only it's burnt tumbleweed now. Final is fire-steel
Names: Embereed - Driftfire - Firemarshall

>>30483294
winrar

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>>30483294
And now for the Water starter. 7 to 9 decides.

>>30483207
Garroc, which is a long, thin fish with a rocky back fin. Secondary type is rock.

>>30483652
Casceagan
A squirt gun with Ronald Reagan's face on it's nozzle. The water always is propelled from the face's mouth.

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>>30483759
It looks more like an eel DESU but oh well. Next, let's decide on our rival! 2, 4, or 8 comes up with the key traits.

>>30483878
The rival is very identical to Jeb Bush
He has jeb's grey hair, glasses, and face.
He always wears a full Red Exclamation Point suit that covers his whole body except for his face and some of his hair.
He carries a bowl of guacamole everywhere.
His personality is slothful and low-energy, but he pretends to be very energetic and smart.

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>>30483944
Is this similar enough?
Now, time to decide on the professor. What's their name? Do they have any personality traits like Kukui, or are they another Oak clone? 6 or 9 decides.

>>30484215
He's Oak's nephew, Joe Oak.

>>30484215
The professor is Ben Carson. Just Ben Carson, the former Republican candidate. A clean copy of him.

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>>30484316
How do you keep pulling this off? Anyway, let's do another Pokemon, the regional bird. 5 or 7 comes up with a name, short description, and type.

>>30484392
Do >>30483267 I guess

>>30484392
You cannot vanquish my chain.
The bird is an overweight Robin with Rush Limbaugh's face on it.
Name: Limbaughbin

>>30484487
The type is up to OP's decision.

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>>30484487
This is spooky, but it's done. Now for the early route mammal. 1, 8, 5, or 4 decides this one in honor of the streak.

>>30484602
>>30484520
In that case, Pure Flying-type.

>>30484602
It is Industrian Gumshoos, a Fighting/Normal variation of the Gumshoos line with Trump's face where their faces normally are.

>>30484602
>>30484623
Forgot to enter the tripcode. Wake me up inside promptly

>>30484602
An armadillo with spikes.

>>30484640
Re-rolling.

>>30484662
I, the great and mighty namefag Norp, am Winrar

>>30484487
Kek.
>>30484602
Mammal should be Industrian Furret with the color scheme of a badger.

>>30482858
A glass of water that is possesed and posseses people who drink it it evolves from a shit glass and evolves into a barrel it's called cuppergeist and barrost or sparrook I'll try and find my concept art I made

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>>30484658
2 or 3 names and types it.

>>30484794
Armordillo, Normal/Ground type.

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>>30484771
>>30484794
Please consider

>>30484811
Curses, the great namefag Norp has failed.
Also Re-Roll.

>>30484794
Twelvespik

>>30484843
Sure. :P
Let's move onto the evil team. 1 to 3 names it, 4 to 6 gives it a motive, and 7 to 9 gives it a plan. 0 gets made fun of.

>>30484916
Team Juice

>>30484916
Team Gaycunts
Want to cure all gays with electroshock therapy

>>30484916
They are trying to sell all the pokemon in the region Life Insurance. After they get them to sign, they kill them and the team collects the life insurance.

>>30484916
Team Light, who wants to take control of the government. They plan to capture the box legendary and many other Pokemon for a military coup.

>>30484916
They want to make everyone gay with "blue pills"
Plan is to put the blue pills in tap water.
Please dont make fun of me

>>30484951
>>30484976
>>30484978
Winrars!

>>30484951
>>30484976
>>30484978
It's decided;
Team Gaycunts wants to take control of the government somehow by putting "blue pills" in tapwater

>>30484951
>>30484976
>>30484978
Team Gaycunts wants to take control of the government and will do so by putting blue pills in tap water.
Interesting.
Now, it's time to decide the returning Route 1 Pokemon. Even numbers choose one each, and the first three will be taken.

>>30485064
Gumshoos line

>>30485064
Sunkern

>>30485064
Furret

>>30485064
Bidoof

>>30485064
Soldiers of the Cuban Army

>>30485064
Rattata line

>>30485064
Wurmple
>>30485114
Soldiers of the Cuban Army aren't returning Pokemon

>>30485064
Weedle

>>30485128
>Soldiers of the Cuban Army aren't returning Pokemon
That sounds like a personal problem.

>>30485086
>>30485100
>>30485128
Winrars!!!

>>30485086
>>30485099
>>30485100
These three win

>>30485160
Nine isn't considered an even number.

>>30485160
Nevermind 9 isn't even in retarded

>>30485128
>>30485086
>>30485100
Gumshoos, Furret, and Wurmple it is. Now, let's move on to Pokecenters. Odds get to make tweaks or protect elements they like from Gen 7 from later odds. This can be with the PC, healing, services, or layout.

>>30485209
Pokecenters will be copied from Gen 5, shop included, with the exception of Ted Cruz and clones of Ted Cruz servicing every healer in the pokecenters.

>>30485209
You have to win chess against a hard ai to heal

>>30485209
Forgot to mention the first three changes are the only ones that will be accepted.

>>30485209
Make only one Pokémon able to heal at a time, complete with the animation and all.

>>30485209
Sometimes, the healer malfunctions and poisons all of your pokemon, and you have to wait 5 minutes for the healer to function properly again.

>>30485209
Sex minigame with joy

>>30485279
And every "Joy" is married to the Ted Cruz that services the healer.

>>30485209
Healing pokemon is like a freemium mobile game

>>30485264
Reroll

>>30485241
>>30485279
>>30485315
Well then, we somehow dodged all the annoying changes. Now, let's get back to something fun. 3, 4, and 6 get to come up with the next new Pokemon, complete with name and type.

>>30485382
Next new Pokemon is Trumpidate
Fighting/Rock type
A small brawler with a trump hairdo.

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>>30485382
CORN ON THE COB THAT IS ALSO A KNIGHT

>>30485382
Corving it's a Steel/Flying Magpie that steals things.

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>>30485382
Assbray
Ground/Dark type
Stamina ability

>>30485412
Re-rolling
Evolutions are Nominald and Nationall

Cuppergeist line

>>30485382
Gnetto. It's an incredibly tiny Bug/Flying-type mosquito known for its ability to inflict strong wounds.

>>30485417
Reroll

>>30482858
Ability: High Noon. This Pokemon's attacking moves gain priority in Sun.

>>30485382
Scorperior, it's a Dragon/Bug scorpion with Dragon heads for claws.

>>30485470
Reroll this now

>>30485486
winrar

>>30485536
Re-roll

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>>30485542
Reroll I really want this to be a thing

>>30485536
I get two fucking dubs in this thread but not a single 3 or 4.
Re-roll.

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>>30485486
Now let's come up with the first city. What is its name? Is it a retail staple? Residential? Big? Small? *ahem* Industrial? 0, 5, or 9 decides.

>>30485618
It's a small town called Wesson, it has a farm.

>>30485618
The first city is San Antonio. A massive slum filled with gang members. Business regulations prevent any pokeshops from being in this town's pokecenter.

>>30485618
Chapelhall

>>30485618
Small town called "Bhuttplog"

>>30485670
Winrar!

>>30485670
I guess we're really going for a Texas region then.
Now let's come up with the returning Pokemon in route 2. It can be any we've come up with so far (besides Gnetto) or any returning Pokemon. The first four posts to end in a digit greater than 4 decide one each.

>>30485747
Soldiers of the Cuban Army.

>>30485747
Teddiursa.

>>30485747
Honedge line

>>30485747
Sunkern

>>30485747
Keep Armordillo.

>>30485747
Stunky

>>30485773
Rolling this

>>30485747
the Lotad line

>>30485797
>>30485776
>>30485807
>>30485817
Winrars!

>>30485776
>>30485797
>>30485807
>>30485817
Honedge, Sunkern, Armordillo, and Lotad it is. Now, let's come up with the next location. 3 or 6 decides a biome and name. After that's decided, any other number decides one of five Pokemon in it.

>>30485869
Jungle

>>30485869
Biome: Baron ghost town
Name: Abandoned Saloon Settlement
If I get another number: Pokemon - Shuppet

>>30485869
Antonio Plains.

>>30485914
Seconding for biome and name.

>>30485869
Vast desert with lots of barbecues ridden throughout. Name is Hickory Desert

>>30485941
ROLL!

>>30485941
Roll

>>30485869
A forgotten and abandoned Jeb Bush campaign center.
Name: Guac Ruins

>>30485914
>>30485973
The next location will be Guac Ruins, and shuppet will be one of the five pokemon available if I read this criteria correctly.

>>30485914
I'll recognize Shuppet.

>>30485869
Baltoy

>>30485869
Voltorb

>>30485869
Gnetto.

>>30485869
Bronzor

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Box legend evolves into McNoon

>>30486020
>>30486039
>>30486072
>>30486091
>>30486010
Winrars, Guac Ruins will entail these encounters.

>>30485973
>>30485914
>>30486020
>>30486039
>>30486072
Please clap for Politanon, he finally got another element.
Next up are (finally) the protagonists! What outfit should they wear? 0-2 decides the boy, 7-9 decides the girl.

>>30486141
Forgot >>30486091.

>>30486141
Godot's mask.

>>30486141
If male:
A Donald Trump cosplay costume
If female:
A dress with a decorative American Flag design.

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>>30486207
forgot pic

>>30486207
>>30486209
Winrars

>>30486141
For the male: Stone cold Steve Austin from WWE's wrestling outfit and jacket.

>>30486141
GRAND DAD's outfit.

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>>30486250
Here's a reference picture for the Winrar.

>>30486141
For the male, dressed as an ordinary businessman, except with Greninja's tongue scarf.

I guess I'll don this name from now on :]

>>30486245
>>30486250
>>30486274
>>30486282
But >>30486244 already won

>>30486308
It's for the male Politanon.

>>30486308
The ones who already won were for the Female.

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>>30486207
>>30486250
No, she's not wearing anything else. Sorry, Politanon.

Now, let's create our first Industrian form! Same procedure as other new Pokemon, 0 or 2 decides.

>>30486373
>>30486342
Ah, sorry
The male shall wear a Donald Trump cosplay costume.

>>30486381
Industrian Miltank
Was bred by rampant beastiality-embracing farmers. Has human breasts.
Double the health of a regular miltank, half of the speed.
Poison/Normal type.

>>30486381
Do >>30484710

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>>30486381
Industrian Arbok.

It's a Ground/Poison sidewinder rattlesnake who is extremely fast.

>>30486434
Re-rolling

>>30486448
Re-roll.

>>30486434
Re-roll

>>30486448
I didn't originally suggest it, but I like it. Reroll.

>>30486448
I favor this as well, better than breedtank
Re-roll

>>30486512
Woo!

Is somebody recording all of our incorporations?

>>30486564
I believe that OP is.

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>>30486448
I did a sprite edit this time. It didn't turn out much better. Now, we'll create another new Pokemon. 1-5 decides the concept. After that, 6-9 decides the name and typing.

>>30486754
A political bobblehead of Chris Christie

>>30486806
Re-rolling for 1 through 5

>>30486754
powerful Shoujo (magical girl) protagonist that reverts to a weak school girl form when less than 25% health

>>30486844
Typing: Fairy

>>30486806
Re-rolling again for 1-5
If not 1-5 then >>30486844 is a Steel/Poison type

>>30486806
Rollin once more

>>30486913
Gottem! Type: Fighting/Dark
If creating new concept: A slab of pork ribs

>>30486913
Type: Fighting/Dark
If new concept: A machete with googly eyes

>>30487020
Of course I get the number that does nothing, kek.
>>30486955
Type: Fighting/Dark
If new concept, a machete with googly eyes

>>30486844
We're doing this one, and>>30486878 gave it Steel/Poison. Any name suggestions?

Gee, it's uh.. quite baron here now. I will persist in this opportunity.
>>30486806
Type: Fighting/Dark
If new concept: A calculator

>>30487120
Ketarma

>>30487120
Mercureila
Mercury (Metal) + Sheila (Slang for girl)

>>30487174
Re-rollin' this fancy bitch.

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>>30486844
>>30486878
>>30487138
And there it is. Now, let's design the evil team's Admin (and by extension Team Gaycunt's aesthetic). Come up with a concept and outfit!

>>30487236
He wears tall high heels, eye shadow, and black lipstick.

>>30487236
Sillly me. 3 or 7 decides this one.

>>30487236
He also is wearing a strap-on around his neck.

>>30487272
Rolling

>>30487272
Reroll for this and call him Sheila.

>>30487236
Oh, okay
If 3 or 7 he is the Happy Merchant

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>>30487323
He's not wearing anything else.
Now, let's move on to Route 3. Same procedure as before for selecting Pokemon to populate a route. Three slots are available, and odds decide one each.

>>30487471
Elekid line

>>30487471
Limbaughbin

>>30487516
Reroll

>>30487471
Armordillo

>>30487471
Abra

>>30487471
Porygon

>>30487518
Reroll. I want Rush Limbaugh's face in every route.

>>30487471
Riolu

>>30487518
Reroll again

>>30487716
re-rolling

>>30487518
I now officially revoke my Elekid slot to place Limbaughbin on Route 3 if I can do that.
>>30487642 must be true

>>30487549
>>30487609
>>30487757
Winrar. I'm done for now, but another person is free to take over for me, and I'm compiling a summary image right now.
Thanks for participating in my stupid little game, everyone!

>>30487896
Will you be back tomorrow or later?

>>30487911
If this thread or a successor somehow lives to tomorrow, I might return then.

>>30487939
Alright

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>>30487896
Finally done with the summary. Thanks, everyone!

>>30488619
You forgot Bronzor in Guac Ruins, but that's otherwise pretty impressive.
Anyone willing to take this over?