What's so wrong about forcing shit Pokemon to evolve?

It's like forcing a dick up your butt.
You should know how it feels.

It's like being put in a position with a lot of responsibility and you didn't even ask for all this pressure

You get gyrados that can only use splash

artificial selection leads to health problems

>>30478979
What's wrong with giving a 7-year old a desk job?

They become untrainable by shitty trainers.

>>30478979
>forcefully evolve a bunch of Magikarp into Gyarados
>Gyarados is also in pain from the forced evolution
>Gyarados is also pissed off from the forced evolution
>There are also several Gyarados in this one place
>All the mentions of a single Gyarados causing mass-destruction

I don't know, Anon. It's a real mystery.

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>>30479041

This is why the human race is slowly degenerating.

>>30478979
Do you have any idea how many magikarp must have been living in a lake that size? You try living in a town a few miles from a body of water that has tens of thousands of gyarados and isn't large enough to support them. See what happens. Here's a hint: It involves hyper beams and people's houses.

Not like children aren't running around catching weapons of mass destruction every day or anything.

>>30479623
>Mahogany town destroyed by rampaging gyrados that only know splash.
Nothing of value would be lost.