Meanwhile, in Ultra Space /vp/...
>ultraspace is one room
>>30476992
Esh mea'lek grogne'g'hil? Is'oy y'opnek
>>30477093
>Pheremosas are still retarded
Will they ever learn fellow buzzwoles?
>>30477037
it obviously goes on way further, but the rest of it is essentially impossible to traverse for your average 11-year-old.
Hey guys, I found pic related in my yard. What the hell is it?
>>30477266
Looks like one of those ultra beasts everyone keeps talking about.
You should catch it.
>>30477266
I don't know, but it looks tasty
>>30477310
You'd need one of those super-extra rare specially designed balls that cost millions for that, though.
>>30477266
Looks sort of like a tree, maybe feed it a bit and it'll become friendly? 700,000 volts or so ought to do it.
>>30477266
it's ya boi
>>30477335
fuck forgot pic
>>30476992
When will GF stop with this battle frontier meme, we had enough you don't need to fill up every game with dozens of new facilities, come up with something different for fucks sake
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>>30477310
Yeah, isn't it that electric one? Circuitry or something? You should definitely try to catch it.
is pokemon homestuck now?
>"Ultra" beast
>Dies to everything, even shitmon like Nihilego
What's the deal? Is it because they change form or something?
EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, SOMETHING JUST CAME OUT OF SOME WEIRD WORMHOLE AND THEY HAVE A FUCKING BAG
Will GF stop shilling Pokémon so much? They're far too cutesy and tiny, they've even got faces and shit. They look nothing like Ultra Beasts.
>>30477362
My dex doesn't have a Yaboi entry though
>>30477356
I tried but it ran off. got it cornered in my garage now.
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>>30477346
Damn, maybe I should just call animal control
HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS THIS UNKNOWN CREATURE IS IN MY YARD
What the hell do I do?
>>30477483
Call the press, I think that's a legendary.
>>30477483
GET IT, IT'S PROBABLY REALLY RARE!
>>30477452
DELETE THIS
>>30477472
Did you try throwing a pokeball at it or scanning it with your pokedex?
>>30477472
Yaboi's pretty lame, bad base stats and all it learns are taunt and screech. Might try breeding it with that other off-worlder, though, who knows what kind of egg they'll lay.
>>30477623
I thought it could learn Swagger too, or am I wrong?
>700+ 'pokemon'
Nice convoluted garbage.
Remember when there was only 8?
>>30477576
My dex just freaks out and blue screens and >>30477346 says I might not be able to get it. I guess I could chuck a bunch of regular balls at it and see what happens.
>>30477636
Oh, true, but that's only in its homeworld or if you put a Nihilego on it. Best thing you can do is take its creature capsules and enslave the things inside.
>>30477636
It can also use beat up, which does doubled damage if it's holding the bent club item.
What's the scariest ultra beast, in your opinion?
Pic related, to me. Its form is beyond comprehension, how could any living creature be so rounded? And what are those vile, yellow protrusions on its face?
>>30477721
Just try chucking a regular ball at it, who knows, maybe the ball will catch it!
>>30476992
Do you think there's a dimension so weak that our shitmons are like gods?
>>30477878
Yeah,it's the real one
Still trying to catch it. It keeps swatting away the balls while making this weird screeching noise.
>>30477878
Nah, couldn't be, man. 570 BST is as low as you can possibly go, nothing could feasibly be weaker than that without being dead.
This thing just came out of a wormhole, but I think it's just a Route -1 shitmon.
>>30476992
I caught this
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>>30477968
holy shit look at all these singles
>>30477968
It's okay, I'd say it's around Lunala-tier. You know, the 3-stage bird/bat that isn't that great, but can at least function.
>>30478021
>All those ovals on the front
Jesus, that thing is creepy
>>30478055
ULTRA DOUBLES
WIGGLE IN REVERANCE MY TREE BRETHEREN
>>30478055
jeez man, i'm already lonely, you don't need to rub it in.
>>30478055
Guys, I was walking through Route 15 when suddenly this fucker showed up. It took me an hour to get it, because I had to keep its health at 100% because a single hit took out 99% of its health (it had a focus sash, thank god), but I eventually got it! Then I checked its BST. It was fucking 520. What the fuck?? It looked cool, but it's actually a Route 1 shitmon. Lower than one, even. I thought it was just a really low level, but it's just shit. What should I do with it?
Guys, I think I lost my cousins a few cycles ago through that last wormhole. Anyone find any sign of 'em, hit me up.
>>30478055
Watch out it's a Faller
>>30478142
Toss it, man. That's worse than Xunkkern, ultra jesus.
>>30478142
Oh, forgot to mention, it kept running away for some fucking reason so that's why its health was at 100%, not 1%. Running away restores its health for some reason because fuck you.
guys i can't breathe in here
>>30478226
Why re you telling us? Call 991.
>>30478143
Is this your cousin? He may be a little...different, now.