Salazzleday

>>30466060
She's old hat now.

>>30466060
Who else /maleeviolitesalanditbecausesalazzleistheworstpokemoncreatedyet/ master race here?

>>30467063
Reporting in

>>30467063
Are you the guy who whines about Primarina a lot?

I get a feeling that the people complaining about all the girly pokemon are generally the same kids.

>>30467063
Does evolite actually work on a male smug lizard? It technically doesnt evolve.

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>>30467063
>>30467071
so basically you're intentionally gimping yourselves rather than using a different fire or poison pokemon? that's dedicated self-loathing

>>30467082
it works with male combee so I assume it works on salandit

>>30467082
If it does, not enough to make it useful.
>>30467063
Tryhard/10

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>>30467050
if you say so

>>30467110
>>30467096

Thanks for the heads up! If i only knew earlier. I dont like lewd lizard yet.

In general, all evolutions have been a disappointment so far for me.

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>>30467130
why would you use eviolite on a glass cannon pokemon is a mystery

>>30466060
I don't get it, where is the joke

I can't wait to get SM in a few days, Salazzle is one of the Pokemon I know for sure I want on my team along with Oricorio (even though I know she is trash) and Persian. I don't even care if she's horrible she's cute and reminds me of a lizard version of Aromatisse.

>>30467063
No, I'm /eviolitemalesalanditbecauseilikeitsdesignbetterthansalazzle/

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>>30467197

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>>30467229
why bother with eviolite when you could have made it use charcoal

Why do Salazzle threads never seem to even get to triple digit posts?

>>30468656
everyone's gay

and most of her art are nsfw

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>>30468656
People who likes Salazzle are too busy masturbating
People who dislike shitpost for a few minutes and then abandon the thread
People who don't care about Salazzle don't even open the thread

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>>30467344
wh-what the fuck, I like Salazzle now?

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>>30467229
>>30467063

I went one step ahead, and intentionally found a female Salandit, and then Eviolited it.

Cute smug Lizard shouldersis > weird anthro roastie

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took fucking forever to find a female one, but I'm glad I did

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>>30466060
Post Salazzle names!
I named mine Lorrie.

This thing has literally no feminine features besides its eyes.
How can people waifu this thing because of one little detail?

>>30468783
ugh, why did the artist destroy its spine like that

>>30467198
I used all three of those pokemon and I can assure you Oricorio is no slouch even if it can only get flying STAB until halfway into the game.

>>30469049

Are you blind?

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>>30466060
Man, seeing them side-by-side makes me realize how much cuter Salandit is. Look at that cretinous, smug-as-fuck grin.

>>30468771
Why didn't you just choose a male if you didn't want to evolve it?

>>30470544
Eviolite doesn't work with males as they can't evolve.

>>30470674
anon...

>>30470544
I wanted a female Salandit

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>>30466060
>>30467240
>Numales self inserting

>>30466060
Honestly I'm upset male Salandit don't evolve into some like, super buff bara lizard man.
Just like, the ultimate BLACKED cuckinator lizard ever., it would've been so fucking awesome

>>30470716
>nu males
>not realizing many salazzle posts involve people in /vp/ wanting to fuck her or feel awkward about her

>>30470730
we already have so many bara lizards in pokemon

>>30470730
sweden has arrived

>>30470533
well yeah salazzle isn't for cute, but for seduction

>>30470730
That'll be available in the Scandinavian region

>>30470756
We do, but seeing Krookodile made me want some new kick ass lizard

Salazzle's cry though, like she's being a whore

>>30466060
Source?

>>30470730
please die

>>30467096
Salandit actually has a really nice design

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Post Salazzle names

Widowmaker

Named mine Iscuous

>>30470716
>numale
Get out.

The best thing about Salazzle is that you can't be called out for sexualizing it. It's just entirely lewd.

>>30467128
M..more

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>>30468949
I will name mine Sally

>>30474345
I mean, people can call you a furfag if you choose to be attracted to it.

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>>30474345
Then you can't even have it, like garde and lop

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>Using Eviolite on a not-even-a-sweeper-yet with 48/40/40 defenses

What do you even expect to accomplish with this?

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Honestly though Belch is cute

>>30475805
A cute smug little bro who was a pivotal member of the team, and was a delight to use my entire playthrough. Thanks to how slow everything is in Alola, it was still regularly outspeeding, and if it didn't OHKO, the Eviolite almost guaranteed it could tank a hit and then finish off the opponent.

Would do it all again too, fuck Salazzle.

>>30475915
>fuck Salazzle.
That's the idea.

>>30469049
But them thighs though

>>30467075
I feel like they're neckbeards who can't accept their own sexuality.

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>>30468949
called mine lewdis because the fucker is lewd
mfw first salandit i found was female

>>30475805
>playing little cup with my friends and having a fun time
Sorry it's not landorus-t or whatever you smogon cunts are jerking off over this time

>>30475975
The kind of posts they make come across like teenage boys desperate to seem masculine and decry the feminine.

>>30475933
Smooch palm

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>>30467344
I'm very okay with this

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>>30467075
>>30475975
>>30476047
>defending Tumblrina
Wanting to fuck a seal isn't normal you degenerate

>>30476150
>filename
>.gif
Found the samefag who's been using the same picture for his bait threads.

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>>30476150
I was gonna point out your dumb reasoning, but since you're probably the guy spamming hate threads against it with that same picture with that same file name I'll just call you an autist and call it a day.

>>30476225
>>30476240
>lol I don't have an argument so I'll call him names
Seek help

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>>30476150
>Wanting to fuck a seal isn't normal you degenerate
If you define normality as you should, depending on the enviroment, it is.

>>30476258
If you begin an argument with some actually valid logic I'll be happy to stop calling you what you are, sperg

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>>30476258
Have you ever considered suicide?

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>>30473418
Xenomorph

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>>30473418
Sizzle

>>30466060
>not rubbing her belly
This fucking nigga

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>>30473418
Venus, after the goddess and the planet, since it's a huge, corrosive ball of burning gas.

>>30473418
Quelaag

>>30473418
I called min Slizz

>>30466060
Well, the hot spot in refresh is the top of her head...

>>30478721
Well that's nice
You mean hot where it burns you?

Might name mine Inner Thigh

>>30476264
>b-but other people here do it so it's ok!!!
Go outside every once in a while
>>30476360
>lol I don't have an argument so I'll tell him to kill himself
>>30476342
>lol not an argument

>>30473418
I went with "Wadjet", an Egyptian goddess with the head of a poisonous snake and the body of a woman. She is also associated with Eye of Ra, and is occasionally said to have fire powers as well. The name fit too well.

>>30480425
She can also jet out a wad amirite

>>30473418
Clever Girl

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>>30475915

>Holding Eviolite to boost 48/40/40 defenses by 20%
>Now Salandit has a whopping 48/48/48 defenses

Well that's fucking stupid. Turning shit defenses into very-slightly-less shit defenses. Well played.

>>30480554
Ayyyyyy

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>>30480405

>>30480565
not that it's much better but eviolite is still an extra 50%

Can she learn Wring Out?

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>>30467063
>>30480839

No my dude, Eviolite was heavily nerfed in gen VII.

It is only a 20% boost.

If it was the old 50% Eviolite Salandit would be at 48/60/60 which would be slightly-above-completely-abysmal.

But its 20% putting Salandit at 48/48/48.

+8 points in each pathetic defensive stat = a complete waste of an item slot even in-game. Seriously, give it a Poison Barb or Charcoal that would be leagues more useful, Eviolite is giga-garbage on Salandit.

>>30481194
Proven untrue.

Burning Desire was too long for a name so I named it Fire after the hendrix song

>>30481194
This has been shown to be false.

>>30480557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9INO6a3LkWw&t=33s
Clever Girl?

busted my first load while thinking about Salazzle today. tried to fight it but just couldn't. those curves and that thicc lizard ass.... i want it riding on my cock all day

>>30481194
>STILL spreading this false information

>>30468771
>having to constantly cancel evolution
doubt.jpg

>>30481419
why