last thread hit image cap >>30456984
here we discuss the coolest cats to ever grace the pokemon villian scene
fics, art, headcanonsand lewdsaccepted
please do not blogpost or sperg
>>30463773
second for
>NICE
>HARD
>SMACK
>>30463773
Tell me about Guzma. Why does he never stand up straight?
>>30463773
I'm still waiting to see my boi in the Sun and Moon anime eventually.
>>30463841
permanent back problems
>>30463841
a popular headcanon is because he beat. maybe it put his back out?
>>30463841
hes a delinquent, all delinquents slouch
>>30463874
well its gonna be filler for long time yet so buckle in
>>30463773
anon this is a CHRISTIAN BOARDno lewds allowed
>>30463891
caused by golf clubs
>>30463773
Did someone say...Cool Cat?
>>30463966
Guzzwole>guzz
>>30463966
i can crop
>>30464031adum get your furfag ass back to /trash/
>>30464031
leave
time for pain
>>30464115
do NOT bully guzma
>>30464115
I heard pain time. Been any new sad Guz lately?
>>30464165
>>30464185
>>30464165
>>30464173
>>30464185
its time to STOP
>>30464203
the pain train has no brakes
>>30464202
And that's all I've got
>>30464216
>>30464115
interesant
>>30464234
>>30464244
Requesting Super Sayian Guzma
someone please draw Guzma is a big dorky Christmas sweater
>>30464216
>>30464234
>>30464244
>>30464265
Dude no stop I don't need these feels right now man..
>>30464265
>>30464244
>>30464234
>>30464216
this is the stupidest fucking shit
>>30464863
finally, guzma can beat me up
>>30464863
what
how
when
So how old is guzguz supposed to be?
guzma looking at kukui being a successful person with a pretty wife
>>30464906
speculation is about 20s-30s
>>30464906
Early 20s. No older than 24 probably
>>30464897
>>30464903
This person is doing it. https://twitter.com/Scorpob_
>>30463773
i started this a while ago but im tooembarrassedto finish it or write a start
anyway, it was based off these prompts (pic related) and was meant to start out with guzma teasing plum throughout the day by snapping her bikini straps and getting her all riled up in front of the grunts
well, if anyone wants to use this to make a full story go ahead
http://pastebin.com/cib1qUCV
>>30465061
This is sooooo good.
>>30465061
>why fucking liver
Is the anon ok?
Otherwise, thanks for the fic, gonna read it right now.
>>30465117
thanks, man. i haven't written in years and i never was very good with transitioning into sex scenes. i might pick it up again when i have the time
>>30465120
why liver when you can have alcohol?
>>30464989
Thanks!
>>30464927
It's ok, Hala got his back. He will rise one day.
>>30464906
I'd peg him around 25 at the very latest.
The way he and Kukui address each other in Japanese is particularly interesting; he refers to Kukui as Kukui-san, and he's called Guzma-kun in response. So...it's possible that there's a senpai/kouhai relationship between them in the past, and Kukui is probably about two to three years older.
It also gives Guzma a lot of time between fleeing from his home to creating Team Skull, which is apparently only a very recent formation.
>>30464906
I would say 21/22
He would have created Team Skull only recently and it would have only been a small time after he became unable to hold a trial captain position
I'm so bothered by this book. It sticks out from the rest of the shelf and yet it turned ojt to be nothing inportant. Why GF?
I wish ya boi gets to appear in the anime with explanation to certain events in the game that were left unclear.
>>30465403
god i hope so
though they probably wont seeing how this season is meant to be more comedy-based
maybe we'll get some more of him in stars?
>"Hey Bugsie! Where ya goin'?"
"Oh, Hey there Guzma. I'm just heading out to Ilex Forest for some training"
>"Can I come with you? Please?! I wanna be a strong Bug type trainer like you!"
"Eh, Why not. Go grab your net, I'll be waiting right here."
>Look Bugsie, A Weedle!
"Seems He has taken a liking to you, Here. Use this!"
>Bwoop... Bwoop... Bwoop... Bing. Weedle has been caught.
>Look Bugsie, He evolved. Heh heh, Look how cool he is... Just like your Scyther! He doesn't do much... B-but I know he is just waiting to get really strong and we will both be awesome best friends!
>Oh them... I mean, They are still being mean and picking on me... B-but once I show them Kakuna, They gotta be friends with me...
>NO, Don't take him away. Bugsie please! He was just trying to protect me from them!
>He did't mean it! They were hurting him! They kept kicking his shell...
>Don't take Beedrill away please! He is my friend. Nooooo... Come back... Beedrill.....
>Ya Boi wakes up, blinking groggily from his nightmare as he stares at the shitty ass sun daring to wake him up. He moves aside his Golsiopods arm to slump onto his feet to take a piss right out the window...
>>30463834
I just passed this part.
Why the fuck does he have only two bug types?
>>30465453
I hope so.
They couldn't possibly just leave him hanging while the rest of bosses have been given parts on movies and in the anime. They have to give us something, no way would they discard him like that.
I also hope there is proper art book been made for S&M, there has to be more concept art about ya boi and his gang.
>>30465487
I can see puns and its bugging me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFHXObwx9tc
>>30465876
I wish MMD would disappear forever
>>30465549
There's zero chance Guzma won't show up in the anime. He's way too entertaining and it'd be so easy to have him chew scenery and give him comedy elements. He stands out among the evil team bosses for that.
>ywn help Guzma with his insomnia issues
>ywn make him Tapu Cocoa and insist he lie down against you
>ywn play with his hair until he's snoring in your lap.
So I looked from the archives for the earliest Guzma thread. It dates back to 23rd of August.
>>30466342
Nevermind, it actually takes back to August 16th.
I like these.
>>30464216
Pls no
Playing thread catch-up, don't mind me.
>>30463841
He's really, really tall. Once people exceed a certain height they seem to habitually slouch. And what >>30463914 said.
I don't know why it is difficult to find art of the grunts.
Going to look for more.
>>30463891
I can confirm this.
>>30465906
real barrel o' laughs, arent you?
Guzma is sending some love for y'all.
Did Guzma have knowledge of or contact with any wormholes prior to the events of SM? I've been spoilered on what vaguely happens at the end of the games but don't know any timeframes.
I need it for, um, nonautistic reasons that have nothing to do with headcanon.
>>30466907
I think he does have some knowledge about them, since he barks immedietly in Lusamine's storage room after she used Nebby to open the wormhole. He even asks her if the experiment was a success before she takes him to the Ultra Space to catch an UB.
Hi skull general, first time posting, I'm about halfway through writing some OC and I wanted to ask something I felt was important:
When reading fanfic or comic that's Guzma-centric, what do you consider most important about his characterization? I'm not sure I'm nailing his attitude and speech patterns. Granted, what I'm writing basically amounts to (unwitting, pheromone-induced) hardcore porn by the end of it, but I still consider it important.
>>30466832
Thanx
>>30466907
Given what we know, I suspect that he's known about the wormholes and ultra beasts from before the events of SuMo. I mean, one would assume that he's been filled in on everything for as long as he's been in cahoots with Aether.
As for time frames, none are really given and it's all guessing and extrapolation.
Here comes ya boi, with the line art almost done.
>>30467107
Holy crap anon, good shit
>>30466985
Hi there, welcome!
>When reading fanfic or comic that's Guzma-centric, what do you consider most important about his characterization? Certain smugness, doesn't need to throw every slang word, arrogant way of speaking. Being tense most of the time. However he seems to lax a bit at the post-game, even showing some respect towards elders like Hala by calling them "master". Not used to show affection but is patient when it comes to his Pokemon, especially training and growing his Wimpod into a Golispod.
>>30467107
Holy shit it looks good!
>>30467161
Forgot to space my text from the green text. Oh well. Starts from the "Certain..." part.
>>30466985
i dont think he'd be as soft-hearted as people would like him to be
>>30466966
holy shit so close to penta
>>30467107
bruh its so good
you gonna post it anywhere else?
>>30467233
>so close to penta
what
>>30466807
S-Sorry.
>>30467267
Your post number for that post. Last five digits the same, so pents/penta.
> 66966
Almost 66666. Maybe the middle number tumbled over onto its head.
>>30467267
the numbers, yo
>30466966
close to 5 of the samedigits
>>30467292
>>30467299
Oh. Neato.
>>30466966
>>30466985
Hm. I was trying to explain the wide eyes with dark circles as being from seeing some interdimensional shit, but then I got the idea to explain his manic machismo as an act he puts on to protect his kouhais from the despair of cosmic horror.
>>30467233
Probably on DA since I haven't uploaded anything on mine in forever.
Might do one for Plumeria too after Guzma.
>>30467577
I don't know how to read those regional variants of Unown.
>>30465906
This is why mmd exists.http://the-pokedestined.tumblr.com/post/153951446644/and-thats-why-guzma-couldnt-become-a-school
>>30467716
god bless
>>30467716
I tend to find mmd kinda cringy, I think im in the minority here.
>>30468028
yeah, it can be sometimes when the lip syncs are bad, but its pretty funny
>>30468028
>>30468044
It's extremely hit or miss for me. The SuMo models are honestly pretty elegant, I've seen some lovely non-cringey videos made with them.
What gets me real bad are models with egregious clipping. I can't watch 90% of MMD videos because, horrible music and camera and choreography choices aside, there's almost always going to be a point in the motion where the character just jams their hand through their skull. I can't stand it.
I recognize everyone and their mom has seen it, but this is still my fave to date.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_TFTvhLslw
>>30468130
Yeah. It hurts me to watch the video when the clipping looks like those overly dramatic scenes from Indian soap opera.
So wait, all the grunts squat while having their heels on the ground like true Slav, but Guzma squats while having his heels off the ground. Does this mean his a Western spy?
Guzma never lived up to the hype he got pre-release. Playing through the game he just seems like a big dumb kid.
>>30468331
it means he has dtrong
>>30468360
He sort of is, though.
But nobody got shafted as much as Plumeria did.
>>30468361
strong?
>>30468380
plumeria is basically non existant
>>30468389
yes, strong
>>30468360
There was a hype? Their fault for getting their hopes up high. I like how he isn't a person they presented in the trailers.
>>30468399
Ah. Poor Plums.
>>30468438
The animation looks so good in here, imagine what Guzma would look like animated. Hnngh.
>>30468438
>>30468455
im only watching for team skull desu
hello guzmafriends
i don't want to post a million wips but since you guys are guzma experts or whatever, does this look good so far?posting this right before i go out probably isn't a good idea though
>>30468524
This is really good anon, I dig it.
>>30468524
its looking fucking phenomenal, bro
>>30468524
YES. It looks good, anon.
>>30468524
OH YES It looks good!
>>30468553
>>30468555
>>30468562
>>30468636
thank you, anons. i'll work on it more when i get back
bye bye
>>30468524
>this will never be you
JUST
>>30468649
See ya
>>30468789
Didn't know how much I needed Aether Guzma in my life.
>>30468789
this...
its just not right...but im aroused
>>30464906
I like to think he's in his late 20s or very early 30s
>>30468944
I heard he's in his early 20... don't forget that the main character is only 11.
>>30468789
why does it look so damn god on him
>Guzma tells he couldn't become a captain
>all the 3rd place bronze trophies in his room
poor guy, he is one of the best trainer by Alola standards and couldn't achieve his dreams
>>30463773
To the guys on the ribombee greentext last night, I personally prefer to think that he has one, it just populated the area right outside Po Town with all the ribombee with the help of his golisopod, and prefers to watch over the surrounding area and keep their home safe while those two are out causing some havoc.
Alright, gonna start my draw morning by sharing a NSFW Guzma, getting into trouble with Aether.http://i.imgur.com/21taV81.jpg
Ready to take more requests, sfw preferred since I'll be drawing at work
>>30466641
Makes it easier to talk with people when they are eye level. Tend to slouch whenever someone is notably shorter.
>>30469229
>http://i.imgur.com/21taV81.jpg
Woah, that's good.
>>30469229
Something with him and a team mon of your choice (don't know how you feel about the complexity of golisopod or masquerain after all) facing off with a trainer and your favorite bug mon in battle
>>30469422
I'm cool with doing the more complex pokemon. I'll give this a shot.
>>30469229
Good work anon.
>>30463773
I just beat this guy for the third time, and I just wanted to say his battle music is FIRE! It's up there with Zinnia's theme for me. Favorite track in the game right now.
>>30469809
Good taste.
>>30470280
>>30470295
Imagine being Plumeria and having to listen to a drunk Guzma talking about Lusamine.
>>30470422
Poor Plumeria, got shafted by getting barely any screen time in the games AND by losing out to a psycho milf.
>please do not blogpost or sperg
>in a guzma thread
Good luck with that
>>30470422
Would our boy be praising her or traumatized in this scenario?
>>30470477
He's not a girl, so probably he wouldn't be praising the person who traumatized him. Would definitely call her "wack" several times.
>>30464054>you will never walk in on guzma fapping
>>30464265
>guzma hurt chicken chan
wtf I hate guzma now
>>30466055
The real question is will they make him the actual baddie, or actually follow the twist and make him a patsy for Lillie's mommy issues?
Gee, it sure is boring around here..
>>30470477
Depends on whether we're talking pre or post breakup.
Lusamine will neverJoin Guzma's reformed team skull to see why Gladion fled to them for allies
>>30470723
I can't decide if I love or hate that pic.
Though when you word it as "break up", I don't think they were ever really together. I can't envision Lusamine having feelings for him or even feeding into his feelings beyond praising him and making him feel useful/worthwhile.
>>30470663
Aaw yiss, wintery Guzma!
>>30470853
Depends what she meant with loving things and people as long as they do and dress up as she says. Could be manipulating though. Guzma seemed to do anything she told him and obeying without question. Until getting attacked by UB-01.
>>30470500
>He doesn't bother to lock his door when he's fapping
>Multiple grunts have walked in on him
>They haven't told a single soul in fear of getting punished
Oh my.
>>30471224
>our boy drives his knee into her tit
>lusamine is shoved back
>guzma tells her to fuck off and leaves
>Guzma will never grab you the same way like he tried to catch UB-01
>>30471286
Actually she mentions (after noticing that Guzma is staring at her chest) that she has no boobs and if he is holding back because she is the president and goes back Ultra Space with Nihiligo while Guzma asks when will she return.
>>30464906
He's like 30 atleast, no way he's younger than that I mean his hair is already white
>>30471411Cute.
Guzma looks huge.
>>30471405
It's either dyed or anime. The game drops several hints that he's pretty young, probably early 20's.
>>30471405
It's most likely anime like >>30471488 or caused by severe stress/trauma
Does Guzma have white pubes or
>>30471533
>Someone sees them
>"Whoah, did you dye those too?"
>"...They're natural"
>"Dude, you gotta be kidding me"
>>30471553
Then again his mother has white hair as well, so white hair could be a possible option for him too.
>>30470723
>Ufufu! Like a big Rockruff!
Guzma with Rockruff ears when?
>>30471553
What if his hair is just susceptible to turning white under a lot of stress?
>>30471659
I think I saw Guzma with dog wars today when browsed Twitter.
>>30471735
That is a possibility.
>>30471405
>>30471488
>>30471514
>>30471633
I still like the idea of him just dumping a bottle of peroxide over his hair when he started Skull, a la Stan. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY
Maybe Plums even helped him.
>>30471659
>>30471751
Here you go.
>>30471735
>Little kid Guzma having a hard time at home
>His hair starts turning white one little hair 'bud' at a time
>Blooms like a white shrub eventually
>Kukui and others are just baffled
>>30471877
Cute! Thanks!
Hey so, question. Is the only evidence we have of Guzma's dad beating him the line about his father getting beat when he tried to bring him back, and the banged up golf clubs? I read it as
>Guzma is a big motherfucker. If his father tried to bring him back even as a teenager dad would definitely get rekt
>Guzmas father probably had anger issues too, but maybe wasn't abusive. That's why his golf clubs are all banged up
>>30472128
In the original Japanese version, the wording made it sound like he tried to beat Guzma black and blue, if I recall correctly
>>30472128
In english the dad says "I tried to set him straight, but I was the one who got beat," Meaning he was trying to beat Guzma first. The japanese version is much more explicit. Guzma's also pretty much a textbook example of an adult with a history of child abuse.
>>30472128
There is no line in the Japanese version where he says he specifically beats Guzma, but instead implying that he would use physical methods if a child runaway from home. What comes to golf clubs is a mystery unless you considering that Guzma tends to mess around and break things when he is angry. Same could go for his dad, but with golf clubs. Like father and son.
>>30463841
If I take the shades off, will he die?
>>30471974
>tfw ya boy will never take your dick like a champ
At least there's lewd fan art to sate me
>>30472359
They are just shades.
>>30472470
>>30471974
Oh wow. Didn't notice the lewd suggestion at first.
>>30471877
>you will never scritch a doggo guzmas tummy 'til his leg goes all crazy
>>30469156
everything does tbqh
> write a shitty greentext story in the previous thread
> no one acknowledges it
I'm ashamed of myself now, concrit pls >>30455135 >>30455376
>>30472339
I see. I guess it could be interpreted a few ways. I could believe he had a troubled past for sure
>>30473462
feel2real
>>30465487
>More Guz losing his pokemon and being sad about it
YES!
YESSSSS!
>>30473462
Those are very cute.
>>30473598
Blushing Guzma is my weakness.
>>30473607
Yeah. That's not to say that Guzma wasn't abused other ways. Hala mentions that as a kid Guzma was always focused on destroying his opponents and not respecting others. When you beat him in battles, he goes berserk and shouts at himself. When he is confronted by Hala in the post-game, he tells them that beating others was the only thing he knew. Even Japanese wiki sites Guzma having difficulties with his dad.
>>30472740
Why even live
I can't get this idea out of my head that if Guzma ever encountered a Pheromosa it would fuck him up.
Incredibly powerful Bug-Type that just resembles Lusamine a biiiiit to much.and maybe he could see Buzzwole as his abusive father or some shit idk
>>30474106
Fans like to make fun of him meeting Xurkitree. Not that I can blame since the two lookalike.
>tfw sneaking peeks of Guzma at work
>he'd be proud
>>30474106
Considering Guzma's a Faller, it makes sense that he'd have a lot of encounters with UBs. Poor guy.
>>30468380
I feel like all of Team Skull kind of got shafted. The main story gets incredibly rushed once you finally get into the meat of it.
>>30474539
Does Guzma remember what happened in Ultra Space? I thought the thing with Fallers was that they lost their memory.
>>30474567
Yeah the main story was kind of weird. I thought there would be more to things afterthe mommy fight, but it seems like most of the interesting things happened off-screen and you only find out about them by reading the files.
>>30474686
Feels a bit Christmasy here.
>>30474589
I think he does. Lillie remembers you and her being in the US and saving her mother and Guzma, so I don't see why Guzma wouldn't remember being in US as well.
>>30473598
Really good, anon! Is this continuation to the other amends drawing?
In honor of my love of this man I want to make a Team Skull themed competitive team, any tips?
>>30474849
Holy. Shit.
>>30474963
you got some options
>guzma's team with a sixth bug
thats what i do
>mono bug
>evolved forms of the grunt pokemon
lurantis, raticate etc
>literal skull theme
marowak, lucario with bone rush, etc
>>30474963
Nope, since I don't play competitively so I have no idea where to start.
Sadly the Pokemon they have don't have skull theme like Cubone.
I think you can find via google what Pokemon they use and see if there is anything competitive worthy.
The art for Lusamine and Guzma is getting kinkier.
> start reading a Guzma thread
> make myself a mug of hot chocolate with whipped cream and cocoa powder on top, to get in the right mood
gotdamn I love my boy
>>30475249
I want tohit and petpuppy boyGuzma!
>>30475249
I wrote a femdom Lusamine X Guzma bondage oneshot last night that I shared in the previous thread, would anyone like me to relink it?
>>30475301
she best watch where she puts her hands
>>30475276
Many of us share the same feeling towards ya boi.
>>30475336
I would like to read it, if that is not a trouble or anything.
>>30474822
> storytime guzma
>>30475249
>>30475301REEEEEEE
>>30473934
Perfect. I want one
>>30474567
I've said it before but I think the Ultra Space sequence should have been longer and you should have had to fight through it, with Guzma helping you to give him more screentime and make it more satisfying when it seems like he might turn himself around after your final battle.
I also think we needed more time and personal connection with Lusamine. Maybe she sent us on odd jobs to help her and at that point we think she's still a good guy, so it's kind of a personal betrayal. But for that to work they would've had to not show their "Lusamine is evil" hand as early as they did.
>>30474958
He probably does remember. It's kind of weird that he never mentions it again, but he seriously got tossed aside after the main story ended. Everything did.
>>30475249
I know these threads are triggered by Lusamine but this is pretty hot
>>30475249
>>30475301
I like how his shades stay on.
>>30475380
http://pastebin.com/E8C7n9nm (obviously NSFW)
here ya go friendo
Is the pillow anon still around?
>>30475647
I like how expressive this Guzma is!
Does anyone have the comic from the same(?) artist where Plumeria hands an angry Guzma a cup of Tapu Cocoa
>>30468472
Same. What episode?
>>30475743
Thank you!
>>30475772
Give me moment, I will look them up for you.
>>30475772
>>30475860
Here you go:https://mobile.twitter.com/NDND_16
>>30475301
People love to hate her but you can't deny she's a great dom
>>30475647
Artist sauce? I love their style
>>30476025
>>30475959
Never mind thanks
How long until /ourboy/ in the anime?
>>30476058
Dunno.
Hopefully not a year.
>>30476096
We need him in less than a week.
>>30476058
Probably a while. I think they'll have to set up Alola and Team Skull more before they introduce the boss.
>>30475743
>>30475860
Thanks for the fic anon! It was a good read, couldn't help but snort a little when I saw the title. Thank you!
>>30476195
He'll probably get a cameo of being a poorly drawn background character.
>>30476122
Then we better hope he is in the next episode. If I'm not wrongly informed, there should be one episode per week.
>>30476195
Yeah, this too.
>>30476498
I can see this happening.
>>30475959
Thanks a ton!
>>30476335
Hngh.
>>30476335
a-any more like this?
>>30462280
hope you're still around
>>30476335
>>30476615
I like teasy art like this.
>>30476612
No prob, you are welcome.
>>30476742
What a cutie!
>>30476612
God I love that Comic
>>30476615
>>30476615
>>30476615
>>30477046
This is nice.
>>30476335
I was feeling him with my eyes andimagined licking down his happy trail. No joke, almost came without even touching my bean button.
>>30476335really, this drawing makes my penis fly trap run like a dentist's faucet.
I need to fug him.
>>30476335
I want to toy around with that nipple piercing of his...with my tongue
I love his style !
Requesting Team Skull cosplay
The art of Guzma anons are gushing over right now reminds of The Lonely Island's Bing Bong Brothers video.
>>30476806
"I see you want something of mine. Well, maybe I don't feel like giving this to you." But you see his growing manhood trying to tear his pants apart.
>>30476335
"Can't help youself. Gotta go peepin' at ya boi changing, anon?"
>>30475743
Good shit, anon.
>>30477594
Link?
>>30475860
>>30476455
>>30477618
Thanks everyone! I don't ship them romantically at all but I'd like to think that woman kiiiinda added to his "people who have fucked me up" list lol
>>30477627https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iiyRv_NrQ
>>30477856
Kek
I will look at his dingus and he doesn't have to ask me twice but during the stone age.
>>30478005
Is this made by the same person who made the two sexy Guzma pieces above?
>>30478174
It's made by the artist who also did
>>30464202
>>30464165
>>30464115
https://twitter.com/ghostegghell
My little contribution to the fandom
>>30478466
Nice, anon!
>>30478466
Lord have mercy!
>>30478288
Thank you.
>>30478466
But cold water is good for you.Is anyone baffled how very little there is Guzma lewds. Could be because the game is quite new.
>>30476742
That's so cute!!!!
starting new thread
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>>30479241
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>ya boi with as many eyes as a bug