What would be on Guzma's criminal record?

>>30460637
Assault with a weapon

Tampering with the fabric of reality.

Breaking and entering

>>30460637
petty vandalism and theft (of slowpoke tails).

>>30460637
Theft, underage posession of alcohol, posession of illicit substances, that's about it. He's a good boy, he'd never hurt anyone, just take their stuff.

Charges include , pedophilia, public intoxication, endangerment of a minor, possesion of child pornography, DUI, drug trafficking, sexual assault, grand theft auto, and attempted murder.

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>>30460637
Guzma is NOT a criminal

The guy has a legitimate hip-hop career, might even go bigger than Eminem in the future. Criminal my ass.

>>30461088
kek, I remember that thread

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>>30460637
rape

Don't know that he'd have a criminal record, more like he's on every renter blacklist and has a shitload of warnings, fines and complaints from the local council.

>Damaging property and personal items
>Petty theft
>Personal threats
>Purchasing (/stealing) alcohol and cigarettes both as a minor, and for minors
>Possession and distribution of illicit drugs
>Noise complaints
>Public nuisance/drunk and disorderly

stealing my heart

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SUSPECTED

RAPIST

>>30460637
Assault (with charisma)
Battery (raised too many Charjabugs)
Breaking and entering (into my heart)
Theft (see previous)

He has the right to remain sexy
Anything he says can and will be used to hold him against me
If he cant afford an attorney he'll be appointed a cell mate
Me

>>30461167
This.

Guzma seems like the type of guy that would just be a public annoyance, not like legit mob boss or some shit.

He the guy high schoolers call if they want booze.

statutory rape if i have anything to say about it

Someone needs to mod this guy into GTA V

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>>30461240
>rapist

If anything, Guzma's the one getting raped by mommy's tentacle dick.

>>30461330
He's so shit at being a criminal that when he goes to rape someone, he's the one that ends up getting fucked in the ass.

creating dank memes

>>30461167
this seems about the most legit

Everybody send in FBI tips about some guy in Hawaii named Guzma who keeps selling booze/weed to kids and is involved in gang activity.

Attempting to join ISIS

indecent exposure

>>30462009
>imagining Guzma drunk as fuck
>streaking down a street

>>30460637
From everything he's done in the game without stupid headcanons: Vandalism, property theft, organized crime, and kidnapping (assuming stealing Pokémon is considered kidnapping)

>>30462074
>stealing Pokémon is considered kidnapping

pretty sure that's property theft too bro

>>30460637
Guzma's criminal record is 0-12, likely 0-13 come the 12th.

>>30462111
Nice trips
I dunno but Pokémon are often considered more than just pets.

>>30460637
This guy tries to sell you a bag of weed for a low low price.

What do you do?

>>30460637
Being absolutely cute :3

loitering

>>30462175
Take the weed, offer to suck his dick, love him forever, marry him

>>30462510
what are you fucking gay

>>30461167
>providing alcohol and cigarettes to minors
>distribution of drugs
>no criminal records

Do you live in Ethiopia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSZ25ikUKVY

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>>30462557
>not wanting to marry guzma

psyichal assault with a weapon
golfclub

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>>30463693
it was guzma with golfclub on route 2

First-degree jaywalking

>>30463892
Holy fuck that's some serious shit

>>30461179
this
he stole mine too..................