TEAM SKULL GENERAL

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>>30452970
>>30452970
Previous thread

>>30452980

Or not...

Previous Thread

>>30445899

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>>30452853
>>30452932
It was a one type of way to "sit" hence "suwari" back in the day. These days it is called squatting.

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>>30453105

Still a very slav thing to do

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There seem to be so many heterosexual women in these threads, it's starting to make me vaguely uncomfortable.
Is Guzma unappealing to my fellow homosexuals?

>>30453105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-8gsWZqDBM

Any good GuzmaXPlumeria Writefaggotry?

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>>30453186
I'm a bisexual woman, does this make you more comfortable?

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>>30453186
I dunno man I'm a straight [spoilers] grill [/spoilers] and Guz is literally the first poke-man I've ever been attracted to.

I just want him to embarrass me in front of his grunts then wreck me in his bed .

>>30453241
ctrl + s, newfag.

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>>30453186
Nah he appeals to all of us, don't worry

>>30452970
These threads have such based write and drawfags, it's great! It makes me miss writing but I don't have time anymore and I'm probably rusty as fuck.

>>30453265
Thanks Friend

>>30453186
Bisexual girl here, senpai

>>30453300
No problemo

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>>30453296
If the creativity is flowing give it a try! We love all OC!

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>>30453315

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>>30453186
I knew it! He isn't handsome enough! This is an anonymous board, you never know who you might be talking with.
>>30453197
Not atm.


Also one in the previous thread someone asked about the pic related. I found on the Twitter some days ago and it's the only quality I have.

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>>30453229
Strangely enough, it does; thank you. Reposts are all I have, but it's the thought that counts, right?

>>30453359
His posture is horrible, shit.

>>30453186
Homo reporting in, I love him.

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>>30453383
thats my favorite repost!

>>30453359
But he's got just the right balance of "pretty boy" and "roughneck bully"! How could one improve perfection?

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>>30453428

Do you want to dominate him anon?

>>30453186
Bro I'm a straight dude. I just want to be super squat bros with my boy Guzma.

He's just so fucking cool

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>>30453383
At least you're contributing something friendo, whether it be a repost or not

why is there so little art of Guzma and the male MC? Why is there so little art of the male MC in general?

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>>30453515
this

>>30453186
Bi female here, I want to dom guzma and make him cry, I guess that makes me fujo trash

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>>30453186
im a gay man and i want to kiss guzma

>>30453531
His design is boring. GF needs to up their game with their male MCs

I really just want some great Golisopod art, anyone have anything?

>>30453564
Me too. Plumeria can join in also

>>30453493
The other way around, and when we're done I want us to cuddle and kiss until we fall asleep.

>>30453531
I don't know, difficult to point one reason.

>>30452970
I'm going to destroy Team Skull and none of you wimpy grunts can stop me.

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>>30453581

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>>30453581
Gotcha famalam

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>>30453531
Because majority are females that want to self-insert with moon

myself being one of them

But it is kind of messed up. Everyone deserves the guz love

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Hey guys, can Lusamine join?

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>>30453531
drawing the main characters makes me feel like a pedo, idk about anyone else

even aged up it still feels weird man

>>30453650
my level 100 bruxish says otherwise
>>30453697
w-wew

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>>30453697
As the OP, I say No.

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>>30453581
Do you want it with or without Guzma? I have both of them

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>check japanese Lusamine x Guzma ship tag while expecting nothing
>see this
Woah

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>>30453581
Take a Goli being a cute

>>30453699
>aged up

huh

I wonder what Gold looks like now. He'd look good in the Skull uniform

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>>30453777

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>>30453581

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>>30453777
>>30453805
What are these japs saying? I need to know

>>30453722
MY Weavile says otherwise.

>>30453743
Preferably without, I'm looking for something for Pokemon Profile Picture Month,

>>30453186
You can't not be attracted to Guzma. Nobody's THAT straight.

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>>30453831
Alright sure

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>>30453824
same, taking spanish was the wrong choice

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Anon would you fug the guz?

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>>30453831

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>>30453903

>>30453515
I don't really understand wanting to be bros with someone like Guzma without also wanting to wrap your arms around him and brighten up his day, but I respect your preferences and recognise your good taste in bros.

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>>30453996

>>30453105
>>30453144
It's how you take a break by the roadside without sitting in mud. The heels not touching butt method is extra clean. Who needs seats when we got feets? Who can afford seats?

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>>30454045
uh oh forgot pic

>>30453889
You're asking anons in a guzma general, I think you already know the answer

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>>30454083
Some of us aren't here for that kind of thing, but I suppose we're a minority.

>>30453836
I don't want to do anything more than squat and pose with my boy Guzma.

Let me keep my straight delusions.

>>30454045
anon thats because doing that would be gay. brightening someone's day is a bro's job though

>>30453889
In a heartbeat, yo.

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>>30454083
I just want to be Bros with my boi

Any maybe fug if its required to be a skull member

>>30454045
>>30454073
But Anon, I would brighten Guzma's day by becoming a powerful trainer and publicly acknowledging his strength.

>>30454179
Guzma isn't the kind of boss to make you do anything you don't want to do. He'd just be amazing at recognising bi-curiosity in his grunts, and would give them all a chance to explore their sexuality.

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winter uniforms

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>>30454120
I'm not here for that it just kinda happens to be that I would a guz, I love him for his character

>>30454271
how can one man be so based

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>>30453831

>>30454308
I like. I like it a lot.

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>>30454334

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Wet guzma is best guzma

>>30454308
id buy a hoodie, most merch is too blatant but the simple x looks amazing

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>>30454237
That works too, though I personally like the idea of Guzma realising that he's a valuable human being in his own right and doesn't need anyone's acknowledgement (though he'd have mine always anyway).

I love all this Golisopod art. Keep it coming.

>you will never form Team Crossbones
>you will never claim to be a cutthroat rival to Team Skull
>you will never have public showdowns over turf and get in ya boi Guzma's face talking smack while your grunts face off
>you will never secretly be complimentary rivals designed to improve each other
>you will never have secret meetups with Guzma and hash out which grunts should form rivalries
>you will never look ya boi dead in the eye and see that glint of mutual respect underneath all the scowling

>>30454518
why live

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>>30454389
Running out of Golisopods without Guzma, sorry mate

>>30454438
He already values himself, he knows he's fucking great. That's why he's so determined to prove it to the world. He knows the world needs its boi.

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>>30454574

>>30454518
id join your gang if you make my rival a qt skull girl desu

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>>30454600

I ship Guzma and Golisopod.

>>30454574
Golisopod with Guzma is still fine

>>30454593
Is that honestly the impression you get? The way he follows Lusamine around like a lost dog makes me think he's just fronting to protect himself.

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>>30454629

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>>30454707

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>>30452970
WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR ME TO BE INCLUDED?!

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I want to support him

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>>30454679
>>30454741
Alright nice

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>>30454745
plz leave

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>>30454763

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>>30454796

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>>30454824

Man with all this shipping going around I surprised I haven't seen a hentai about him gang-banging the females protagonist

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>>30454848

>>30454380
you could probably make one just as easily

i kind of want to now, since they'll probably never make team skull apparel that will fit my pig american body

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>>30454885

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>>30454745
Stop being a Chuuni
>>30454746
It's too late for that Hala

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>>30454924

>>30454907
>skinny as fuck
>buy a japan large
>doesnt fit
i think we're just doing it wrong but if you do end up making any i'll slide that cash your way

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>>30454961

>>30454863
it's disappointing desu

hopefully we at least get a good mc/guzma/team skull gangbang fic at some point

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Share you Team Skull teams, yo!
https://richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner/

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>>30455007

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>>30455073

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>>30454518
> ywn keep moving closer and closer to Guzma while talking smack, never quite touching, but close enough to feel the heat radiating from his (oversized) body
> ywn feel oddly disappointed every time your secret meetups end
> ywn find yourself trying to drag them out in any way possible, including being uncooperative for no reason, or trying to make Guzma laugh and you like the sound of that so much you don't even notice your own stomach doing backflips whenever it happens
> ywn meet up with Guzma after his trip to Ultra Space, and find yourself worried about your rival--or you may as well be honest and just call him your best bro
> ywn make him a hot cup of cocoa with extra whipped cream and put your arm around his shoulders (even if you have to fetch a stepladder to do that) to make him feel safe enough to talk about whatever's bothering him
> ywn fight to control the urge to slap Lusamine silly when you find out how she used your boy and would then discard him as if he's not the most amazing bro you've ever had
> ywn offer him the couch at your place, because like hell you're going to let him go back to living with his abusive parents
> ywn feel the urgency of having to train your pokemon harder than ever, since now that your boy's a Faller, Ultra Beasts end up at your place every now and then and you're going to make damn sure they will never lay a tentacle on your boy
> ywn have Guzma make fun of you for having a saviour complex, or likening you to a witless white knight, as he looks at you with an expression of unmistakable gratitude and relief
whoops need to split the post

Sorry it took forever to make, but here ya go:
https://youtu.be/gSePsRroIdA

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>>30455124

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>>30455199
Alright that's all I have for now. Hopefully most of the content that I posted was alright

>>30455170
i appreciate this and you

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>>30455135
> ywn help your bro get his life together or find something he loves to do
> ywn give Guzma a pep talk before a job interview ("the suit looks fucking sick, bro", or some terrible puns about not being a Wimpod)
> ywn look around your place after Guzma moves out, realising how empty it is without him
> ywn feel a twinge of sadness (and maybe a little envy) when he gets together with Plumeria and they move together
> ywn like awake at night wondering if perhaps you should have acted on your feelings, should have kissed Guzma, told him how deeply you care about him, or that you want -- need -- to be more than friends
> ywn break down and cry when you realise that the man you love is in a happy relationship with a woman and if there was any chance at all your feelings would be reciprocated, that chance is long gone now and will never return, all because you were too chickenshit to risk friendship for love

>>30455082
Beautiful.

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>>30455065

>>30454863
Give it time it WILL happen

>>30453105
If I remember right the literal translation is "like a yankee taking a shit" (presumably over a squat toilet).

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To make up for yesterday I'll use Plum.

>>30455446
hmm, some weaknesses but overall a good team 7/10

Is there fic or art about comforting Guzma after he has a nightmare about his experience in Ultra Space?

>>30455170
Okay, what the hell is this dance from? It looks so familiar but I can't place it, and it's been bothering me for days.

>>30455286
Thanks!
>>30455622
The file name for the dance was "dragon dance".

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Did this one a while back.

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>>30453697
no!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8732308/chapters/20019292

First chapter of grunts trying to nurse an injured Guzma, thanks a ton to the anon who suggested the idea! Hopefully I can get started on the next chapter this weekend.

>>30455789
lovely

>>30455622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEULybZnLO8
It's this one. Kids on Youtube keep setting Charizards and things to dance to it but the song has nothing to do with dragons.

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>>30456065
uwu whats this?

>>30455900
This is adorable so far, anon. Thanks!

anyone else think team skull are the most entertaining villains in pokemon yet?

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>>30456450
most definitely. the other teams were jsut pricks

>>30455065
>Plumeria with hair loose in cute clothes
NGGHHHNNNNNHHHGHHHHH

>>30456450
Everyone in this thread I guess.

>>30456415

why did this shit ship even start

>Guzma is training to get better with Hala watching
>Bumps into Blue hanging out with his Great Uncle and Grandpa
>Guzma shit talks as Blue smirks
>Pokemon battle ensues
>Guzma gets his ass kicked
>Grumbles and goes off to sulk before Hala stops him by pulling him by the scruff of his shirt
>Forces the two to sit down together as Hala shows both the Oaks Guzma's old battered Pokedex (The original Box looking design) that he fixed
>Guzma complains as they all compliment his notes and well detailed habits of Bug Pokemon he took fancy with

I never would have thought pairing a man probably in his late 20s/early 30s with an 11 year old girl would be so openly loved and also so fucking cute.

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>>30455065
I made a Team for Guzma
I would've given him a Beedrill but thanks to no national dex What the fuck Gamefreak?! I just gave him the Pinsir he apparently has at the Battle Tree

>>30456715
>replacing masquerain and scizor
heresy

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Do you guys ever think Guzma had a Ribombee that he abandoned because he was teased about it?

You ever wonder if his Golisopod had a crush on it when they were smaller bugs and is saddened that Guzma had to get rid of it

Do they still cry at night?

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>>30456830
>Implying our boy would ever abandon a Pokemon
GET OUT!

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>>30450249
Guys did you know that scolipede is really hard to draw

>>30456885

It's his Bye Bye Butterfree

I'm gonna try to draw something for this >>30451472

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>>30456897
Oh my gosh how lovely! anon that requested it here, thank you so much! <3

>>30456897
rad bug horse

>>30456950
Nah Bruh.
We already had a Bye Bye Butterfree for our boy
look here >>30455082

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>>30456984
i would be very much appreciate that
i wanted to draw it, but i have serious artblock

>>30456998
you're welcome! :D
>>30457001
ty, I love bug horse

i'm imagining guzma and the rest of the bosses getting drunk together in some random house. it's an interesting idea

>lysandre and cyrus quietly discussing mass murder in some corner, while drinking fancy wine/chocolate liqueur out of a "world's best grandma" mug, respectively
>lusamine passed out in a bathtub
>guzma trying to explain to ghetsis how he can TOTALLY suck his own dick and if he maybe wants to see
>ghetsis can't hear shit because maxie's trying to hit the high notes on "take on me" so he keeps nodding
>archie is the designated driver

>keeps introducing himself as the hated boss who puts you down
>has a personal army of people whose lives he gave purpose to, and would follow him to the ends of the earth

Why does ya boi talk himself down so much?

>>30457090
He hates himself

>>30457047
It was just described so well, I had to give it a go.
Also anon, would it help if you got some prompts? What do you draw?

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also thats my rowlet drawing up there huh

im blushing

I fucking hate guzma, and pretty much everyone in these generals.

Guzma is low quality trash and attracts the same.

>>30457085
>guzma trying to explain to ghetsis how he can TOTALLY suck his own dick and if he maybe wants to see

Guzma being able to suck his own dick is one of my favorite headcanons, it's a shame there's never enough talk about it

Yknow I just thought of something with the whole scenario with the female protagonist going alone into a town full of thugs with a gloomy atmosphere and when she finally reaches our boi guzma he slams to the ground and just drills her

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>>30457159
im not really in the space to draw right now, but thanks
hope it goes well

>>30457085
>Not Lusamine getting gangbanged

>>30457134
Or maybe he's doing it to make it seem like the Skull grunts are more fearsome for being able to handle him. He's doing it for his family. By making them seem more formidable, he can keep them safe.

>>30457190
go back to showderp penis breath

>>30457190
who hurt you anon?

>>30453697
>ripped at the knees

yes. FUCKING YES

>>30457200
Explains his slumpy posture.

>>30457085
Where's Giovanni?

>>30457190
That's rather rude of you comfyanon

>>30457245
Anon, they know better than to stick their dick in crazy.

>About to go to the Ghost Trial
No spoilers please, but does the plot start kicking off harder soon?

>>30454308
Guzma version when?

>>30457336
Yes. The ghost trial and the stretch after are where the game hits its stride.

>>30457294
i knew i forgot someone
>giovanni goes to piss and lusamine wakes up from behind the shower curtain, he flails, accidentally gets a tiny bit of piss on lusamine's dress
>lusamine is barely conscious and doesn't even notice giovanni's dick out, mumbles something incoherent about ultra beasts
>giovanni starts crying

>>30457373
I better prep my team then so I have my MC team ready

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>>30457190

Now back on topic, post some headcanons that are your fave. Personally, I love the Beedrill backstory. Also that Guzma does sweet things for his grunts to make them feel at home.

>>30457409
lol...

>>30457335
A third of them are already crazy

>>30457033

Original story?


I was just thinking how it would play down on an adventure.

Melemele Meadow
>"Huh, HEY Kukui! Check this guy out?"
"Did your Wimpod actually make it through a battle without you massaging potion on him again?"
>"NO... Just this bug dude here, Look at how tiny he is!" *Cutiefly nuzzling about on Wimpod ontop of Guzkid's head*
"Huh... Lets see what the dex says. A Cutiefly huh? Well, A Pure Bug type seems up your alley right Guz?"
>"Bleh, Did some girl name it. I thought you guys would have had some Cooler bug types or atleast names for these things. Nah, Wimpod and Spinarak will be fine for fighting Mr. Hala"

Route 3
>"Hey guys, Knock it off. We gotta train!"
"Heh, Seems Wimpod really likes the cutie. Whats the harm of one more for your team Guz?"
>"Man, I got an image to protect. No one is gonna take me serious with this thing..."
"I dunno, Seems Wimpod is taking a liking to her. Won't hurt to have another on your team just incase."
>"Mmmm..."
"Besides, Maybe it will turn into something cooler like a Magikarp..."

*You have successfully captured Cutiefly*

You are all retarded fourteen year olds.

The people who enjoy this shit have been proven to be insecure and unstable.

Little fuckers that are a complete waste of oxygen, all of you.

The idea of all the grunts scrounging around for pieces of Bugium Z to make Guzma the best Bug trainer around sounds like an excellent story. Anyone have some solid headcanons?

I bet they did it in total secret and surprised their boi, and I bet he called themball sorts of names and turned away so they couldn't see him tear up a bit.

>>30457593
that doesn't sound very comfy

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>>30456984
Xurkitree invasion prompt from previous thread was so cool, tried my best to draw something for it

>>30457593
Thing is, I'd like to use that "____ pls" meme against you, but Guzma is so fucking based that no one in all of Alola even dislikes him.

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>>30457647
THAT GOOD SHIT

>>30457647
What a beautiful vision of our fused boy, anon! Those pretty hands and face, unf

>>30457618
>grunts ripping around Alola demanding Bugnium Z from people
>everyone fails to read their ill intent and they hand them over joyously, commenting on how they don't have any bug pokemon who could really make use of it anyway.
>grunts scrounging around in every cave, every forest.
>a grunt finding one in the trash.

>>30457647
Looks great! you draw so well

>>30457618
I like to think he stole them before running off and creating team skull and offered one to plumeria as incentive to join

>>30457591

>Guzma is down to his last Pokemon
>Hala stands prominent in arena with his Crabrawler out
>Guzma looks to be giving up as he turns to grumble before Kukui yells out 'Hey, What about Cutiefly?"
>Guzma looks shocked as Hala taps his foot waiting
>Ya boi sends out the tiny bug, as it looks at the Crab then down at Wimpod
>Execute murder.exe
>Cutiefly uses Fairy Wind. It is Super Effective
>Guzma stares and starts cheering as Cutiefly goes down to nuzzle against Wimpod

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am i the only one who hate the smoking guzma headcanon?
idk but it seems out of character to me

>>30457790
I feel you. He wouldn't jeopardize his health like that, not when his Skull family needs him.

>>30457790
I agree. Ya boi is too good for cigs.

>>30457790
The only cigarette's Guzma hits are candy cigarettes. Then he complains about how chalky they are. But he still eats them,

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>>30457647
Good stuff man

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Is that writefag who did the Nanu x grunts still here? Can we get a continuation with the grunt B getting punished for stealing a pokemon

>>30457756

>Spinirak is the first to evolve
>Guzma cheers and laughes how Awesome he looks. Everyone is proud and happy
>Surskit joins the team and later Evolves into Masquerain
>Party for a new friend
>Cutiefly evolves into a Rimbombee
>Lil' Guzma looks somewhat disappointed but Wimpod and Rimbombee are happy together as they dance about
>Grand Trial, Wimpod switches out for Ribombee
>Ribombee faints after taking care of the Kahuna's pokemon
>Wimpod mad
>Wimpod evolves into Golisopod to stomp the Kahuna flat in revenge
>The two lovebirds spend the celebration together as Rimbombee sits in one of her loves tiny claws watching Kukui and Guzma celebrate and have fun

>>30458069

>Guzma is attempting to finish off the trial
>Comes to face off with some difficult trainer or obstacle. Pick whatever you want
>In the battle, Something goes wrong as Guz sends out Ribombee to fight
>Ribombee gets seriously injured
>Ride Pokemon was only catching on in certain areas, Guzma is far from a Pokemon center and is out of potions
>Ribombee gets weaker and weaker
>He is using the strengths of all his team to get to civilisation to save her
>It is too late as he makes it to the outskirts of town
>Ribombee dies in Guzma's hands

>>30458069
I want more.

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i love him

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>>30458237

>>30458237
>Being in Alola
>Can't make it to a Pokemon center
>Where there is one every three feet
Immersion ruined.

>>30458329

Poni Island only has One Pokemon center though

You could also argue 10 years ago that there was not as many Pokemon centers and they were made for such an occasion

>>30454745
Your daddy doesn't love you, no matter how hard you try to be the boy of the boi.

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>>30458237
oh god......

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>>30458302
I do too

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this is cute I need some translation desu

>>30457190
Love you too buddy

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>>30457190
Its okay. I feel that way about everything that isn't guzma

maybe we can be friends about our hate. Oh wait actually your hate is shit.

>>30457593
How can you be comfy if you're mad all the time?

>>30456817
You know, today I realized that Masquerain probably carried him through the Fire trial. Golisopod wouldn't be evolved by then.

>>30458047
Hello that is me!

I'm currently not doing requests until my next two fics are done but by that point I'll probably have my lewd AO3 set up, so find the fic on there later and give it a comment or message me as a reminder and I'll see what I can do.

I'm still not sure how kinky Nanu can potentially be, so I'm not sure if I could pull off a punishment fic with him, but I'm free to listen to any specific ideas.

>>30458822
Thanks for your work so far man, I loved the past two fics you posted last thread.

Which next two requests are you doing? I remember you mentioning a Kukui/Guzma NTR one.

>>30458758
masquerain is bug/flying anon, it gets decked by salazzle

>>30458244

Can't think of more besides

>Lil'Guz hunched over with Ariados nuzzling to try and help.
>Golisopod seeming sullen that he wasn't strong enough to help. His drive increased to protect his master and friends as they tried to grow stronger and become Island champs and perhaps a Kahuna

>Guzma always returns to drop off flowers and spend a few hours telling how he is trying to get better at her gravestone every so often.
>Even after Golisopod breaks the stone in a sad hug. Guzma fixed the stone with a lot of stolen glue and web
>After he ran away, He gives a small reward for anyone that does a small favour of him to drop off a thing of flowers at the graveyard with a certain or various excuses in his place
>Only Plumeria knows why since that is where they first met

>>30458922
Right now I'm writing a fic because an artist here was so kind to draw me a hallucinating Guzma, so I'm writing one based on that. Then is my NTR fic which might be the same length as my Nanu one so it could take a while.

And it's no problem! I haven't written fanfiction (or anything) in so long and it makes me feel really happy that something I've created is making people happy, even if it's porn. I also just quit libido killing medication after a year so all of this is helping me get comfortable with sex again

>>30458784
>mijiki
Is that the name nips have picked up for Chicken or am i just reading this wrong?

>>30459059
I'll definitely be looking out for them! Do you usually just post them on pastebin in these threads?

Oh dear, I hope you get better anon! I hope everything works out for you.

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>>30459142
That's the plan for now! And thank you haha

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>>30449301
pretty sure you asked for this

>>30459223
amazing

>>30459223
i was the OR of that
thank you so much

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>>30457172
ANON I requested and you fulfilled. It's my first ever draw request. It was the least I could do <3

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I really ballsed this one up.

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Faba and Guzma hatesex with each other, y/n?

>>30457214
i think about the same thing pretty much every night, anon-san

why isn't there a Guzma version of 'I came here to laugh at you' yet?

Alright, gotta go to bed for real today, so here's some Guzma porn before I head out. Goodnight anons.

Posting NSFW bottom Guzma getting some.
http://i.imgur.com/nhlccPa.jpg

>>30459453
Damn son, I now feel the need to draw that.

>>30459533
got dam
im usually not into this stuff but your style is just too good

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>>30459436

>>30459502
>"Your boy came here to laugh at ya."

>>30459533
holy-

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>>30459608
i need guzma as drake in anaconda

>>30456830
Nah, he'd use the teasing to pick fights and then crush them into dust

>>30459802
I'll need to find a chair, but I'll warn you, his leg joints don't like bending the knees much. His feet start twisting all over the place and I have no idea what's going on. Should be easier without floor physics though.

>>30459059
Yo, dont wanna bring the thread off topic, but could you toss a name for that med? Thanks.

>>30459533
UNF

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>blind mono bug run
>guzman has 4/6 of my mons

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>>30460273
he will not rest until he has caught them all

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>>30460220
Zoloft killed my sex drive for a year straight, so after that and more that it caused almost destroyed my relationship I just decided quit it cold turkey (which btw, NEVER DO I thought I was dying for two weeks straight) and I have never been hornier in my life

anyway here's some borderline-lewd to make up for off topic

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>>30459860
I gotta go sleep hard but for now he can be a booty whisperer. A very loud one.

I kinda like these threads focusing more on Team skull as a whole, can we keep the general name?

>>30460515
ey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in ya ass

>>30460493
I'm on some sex-drive killing meds as well. While I don't mind having a more clearer head, I do sort of miss being able to release steam through masturbating and having dirty thoughts that actually me wet.

>>30453650
Technically they have disbanded, nothing left to destroy

>>30456143
Thank you! Now I really wanna see an MMD of this with Plums as center and two girl grunts.

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i cant believe no one's made porn with the 3d models yet

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Can I get some Plumeria, fellows? Cute Plumeria especially but any is good.

>>30461210
i can't imagine it would look especially good if anyone did

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>>30461278
true, but yknow r34 and all that
>>30461225
with her hair down?

>>30461321
TOO CUTE

>>30461321
Plums with hair down is so cute.

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>>30461225

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oh fuck

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>>30454745
>tfw when I like Guzma and Gladion almost equally

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>>30461225

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>>30461321
A rare appearance of a fruit salad in her native habitat. Do not startle.

>>30461210
I've seen porn with the models of different pokemon characters and it all looked like shit

>>30461577
wtf i love tall girls now

>>30461577
Am I allowed to ship it even though burnet is married?

>>30460453
I like the version with Rowlet better

>>30461924
I haven't seen that one

>>30461946
Sadly I never saved it

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>>30461786
there is nothing sacred here
least of all marriage

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>>30462096
>Gooseman

Can I be a huge faggot and request a team skull mimikyu?

Only because my favorite pokemon was already done.

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>>30462280
>Can I be a huge faggot
You're already one just for coming here.

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Guzma two steps lower and with perspective is the same height as the player character.

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>>30462726
Guzma squatting is also the same height as the player character.

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>>30462726
>>30462770
hes a big boy
he drinks his milk

>>30462873
I can just imagine the protags thousand yard stare smile.

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>>30462726
God, i'd hate to be the twit to bring up lewd shit but did anyone ever end up making a Guzma fic involving size different because boy howdy does Guz's height sure makes me hot and bothered

>>30461586
Gladion is ok but "almost equally"? That's a questionable opinion

>>30453241
why do all straight grills like bad boys?

back when i was a big meanie i had girls grope my ass. nowadays only grannies grope my ass.

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>>30462952
@writeboy where you at
ill try to write something for it after i finish this plumeria one

>>30462770
My boy Guzma is head and shoulders above everyone no matter how he's sitting, standing or laying.

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>>30463011
i blame the thousands of years of evolution based around males being bigger and stronger before we developed proper moral compasses and also the patriarchy

>>30463109
is this why donald trump won?


lately i have developed a fetish for high school grills. maybe i will grab them by the pussy since they are legal in spain

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>>30463011
Well for me I'm just a huge Masochist.

Though, i'm not exactly straight, I'm more gay for real chicks and fictional men so I can't help you there

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What did he mean by this?

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>>30463247
implications

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i just found this and now i want more

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>>30457593
>>30457190
>coming to the thread about character you hate
>hate posts about him
You know, you could have just not come to thread all, but that probably proved to be too difficult you.

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>>30463247
GF sure likes to make him say things that can be taken out of context.

>>30463247
what did he actually mean by this? im confused

>>30463404
I have no idea since its from after you finish partnering with him in multibattles. It's not like you were battling each other. GF is weird

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>>30463431
probably just lost in translation honestly

>>30463011
A lot of grills are attracted to masculine confidence. If you can reject society without going full omega male, it's a powerful demonstration of masculine confidence.

>>30463311
hes so cute!

>>30463467
>full omega male
explain this

image limit reached. should i start a new thread?

>>30463467
what language is this

>>30463539
go for it

>>30463431
He says this after you lose. He's basically saying you're better at fighting each other than fighting together against someone else.

>>30463247
>>30463404
>>30463451
Sounds like something the bad guy who becomes a good guy would say in a shitty manga scanlation. They probably didn't have enough room to get the full connotation across in English but couldn't be arsed with adding extra boxes.