After 18 years it's still a mystery...

>>30445654
maybe the Pokemon had sex?

>>30445654
bait thread

he wants people to reply with "20 years"
but breeding was introduced in gen 2

>>30445654
someday they will make a mythical stork pokemon

>>30445654
Hey Mom, Dad where do babies come from?

They dont want to introduce sex to little kids so it's a "mystery".

>>30445688
Isn't there already a life pokemon?

>>30445688
Pelipper

>>30445680
Then he obviously didn't you retard

>>30445654
>>30445903
>your character is eleven
>the adults who work don't want to tell you about the birds and a the bees
>it's a mystery!

>>30445680
The 20 years relates more to the original release in JP. North America got hit with Pokemania in 98/99. G/S came out in 1999/2000. So really, eggs have been a mystery for 16-17 years, not 20.

>>30445965
>B/W
>Characters are 15 and well into puberty
>Still haven't been told birds/bees

>>30445654
GF has been pushing a game about sex slavering for close to 20 years now.

>>30445654
Do you mean you know what happens?

Did you ever see her go inside and get the egg? She just crosses her arms like she's upset she was burdened with this mystery egg. Wouldn't you be upset and confused every single time this happened to you?

I want to breed with the cowgirl and giver her babies!

These assholes don't even properly understand why Pokemon evolve, why is it so hard to accept they genuinely don't understand where eggs come from.

It's why the daycare children in ORAS seem far more surprised.

>>30445654
I'd be pretty damn mystified if I found a Miltank holding an egg. It's aggressively mammalian.

>>30445654
You see, nintendo don´t wants us to ask more questions about it.

>>30446199
>tfw we saw in HGSS where pokemon eggs come from

>having to describe THAT to a child

IT CAME FROM HER FUCKING PUSSY

>Obviously Mammal egg groups
>Eggs
THAT'S the mystery

>>30445654
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9mhsDkOiod4

>>30445965
>Hey kid, your pokemon fucked. You want this?

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>>30446004
>They've been told and possibly even done it before.
>But the random adults they meet and work with don't know this and try to nurture some semblance of purity.
>Meanwhile Serena and Caelum are eye-rolling internally every time the daycare worker says "We don't know!"

>>30446280
What if it turns out every pokemon has to do that when they have an egg, not just Arceus

Didn't they once say that the Pokemon just dance around each other and an egg magically appears?

>>30446418
Pretty sure that's Viva Pinata

>>30445688
>legendary stork is the cause of all eggs
>ability gives 10x hatching speed
>acts as a Ditto in the day care

>>30446383
>>30446004
>it's actually an in-game meme and joke amongst daycare-workers/breeders
>little kids think it's a mystery
>older characters keep repeating it as a joke
>'Mommy, how are baby pokemon made?'
>'It's a mystery'
>everyone laughs

>>30446310
There are species of mammals that lay eggs you ignorant fucking troglodyte. Jesus Christ, does your mother regret not aborting you or did she already kill herself from having to raise such a stupid child?

>>30446586
Don't bully people for knowing the weird exceptions to most rules. Schools these days don't teach about exceptions.

>>30446346
>>30446406
>Care workers dealing with this on a daily basis while they do mundane stuff like clean up pokemon shit

>>30446586
Is there species of cows that lay eggs? No? Didn't think so. Just because a fucking platypus exists doesn't mean as a general rule mammals don't lay eggs.

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I think the real mystery is how objectmons breed. How do Klefki and Probopass make a babby?

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It's kind of like THAT Arceus event but with less mindfuck and involves 2 Pokemon.

>>30446418
That's Chao

>>30450092
Insert key

unlock babby

>>30450883
But where does it stick the key? Up Probo's schnozz?

>>30446371
Kek

>>30445929
Pelipper is a pelican.

>>30445654
>It's a total mystery where it came from
Okay, now they're just being sarcastic

>>30445680
Are you actually retarded?

>>30445680
>being correct is bait these days
You have to be over 18 to browse 4chan.

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Chansey's dex entry in Stadium