>999.9 kg That's it! You're going on a diet!

>seedot used grass knot!

>>30444071
thats actually pretty petite for a spaceship

you're a big guy

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>>30444071
>999.9 kg

That's it, you're g̸̲͚̺̣͓͟ͅo̝͎͙̫͕͙͟͢i͖̗͕̭͓n̨̨̢̹̰̗g̬̳͈͈͢ ̴̵̟̜̩o͏̥n̥̹̬͘͞ ̥͓͓̖̹̦͉͝ͅà̴̳̙̱̮̗͙̫͟ ̜̙͖̪̀d̷̪͍̗̫̹̹į̲͙̝̗̱͔̭́͜ͅe͇͇͖t͖̜̹̙̠̙̻̜͞!̘̳̟̕

>>30444071
If that includes her arms, she's actually pretty light for her size.

>>30444071
>Celesteela used Autotomize!

>>30444071
Is that Megaman Legends 2 final boss?

>>30444102
>4x grass resist it's fucking nothing

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This but with Celesteela and Pheromosa

eight per hand.. why does it have sixteen fingers?

>>30445831
Ultra beasts are totally alien. Those probably aren't even fingers, they look more like jets judging by how they're positioned on the underside, too.

>>30445852
Probably what they were going for, because its steel/flying. Literally think they based it off a rocket.

>>30444071
It's 30" of steel, i think it's actually hollow inside

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do NOT bully her

>>30445873
Rockets, bamboo and Kaguya, fused into an airplane grass waifu
Only in Pokemon desu

>machop used low kick!
>it did 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 damage!
>Celesteela fucking died!
cap this

>>30445962
>airplane
it's not lati

>>30445911
Miss Celesteela is HEAVY! HEAVY! HEAVY!!
999.9 KG!
Heaviest Ultra Beast! Heaviest Pokemon!

>>30445911
CUTE
I need more Celesteela x Kartanlet

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>>30445967

>>30445967
252+ Atk Life Orb Machop Low Kick (120 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Celesteela: 199-234 (59.4 - 69.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>30445967
252+ Atk Machop Low Kick (120 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Celesteela: 153-180 (45.6 - 53.7%) -- 38.7% chance to 2HKO

Nice try, guy.

>>30445639
underrated post

>>30446045
>>30446061
Fuck, someone beat me to it.

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>>30446019
someone made porn of them together

>>30445967

either ironic or bullshit or both. the Machop would have to evenly leveled or close to the Celesteela's level.

fucking nevermind. I don't fucking get it now. I'm fucking lost after I Googled its weaknesses.

someone please fill me in

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>A rocket ship that looks like bamboo gets leech seed
>The spooky skeleton owl starter doesn't get leech seed

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>>30446019
>Manlet

I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU
181 BASE ATTACK
MOM SAYS I'M TALL

>>30446126
link?

>>30445852
>totally alien
if it was totally alien the design wouldn't include elements we know of

>>30446126
link it you sonuvabitch

>>30446169

that shitty lazily edited crop is disgusting, too, actually. may as well recreate it as drawfag fan-art

>>30444071
>tfw /vp/ calls her shit
>tfw /vp/ gets blown the fuck out as she's the most annoying thing this side of jupiter to actually kill
>tfw she can randomly sweep shit because Beast Boost

>>30446191
>>30446221
http://i.imgur.com/aIPzbhsl.jpg

>>30446169
Celesteela is an alien plant. Redditowl is just a numale wearing leaves.

Really wish the UBs had HAs that gave them a pseudo extra type like Steelworker.

What can I put on GTS to get one of these?

>>30446306
kartana

>>30446306
Buzzwole is equal in trade value.

Dhelmise, Jangmo-o, Passimian, and Turtonator are pretty good, too, I've heard.

Looks like it would fit right into a SMT game

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>tfw you will never be >30ft tall
>tfw you need a ladder just to kiss your wife

being a humanlet is suffering

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>>30444102

>>30445911
>Kartana is only a foot tall

the fuck

>>30446477
It's origami, how many 10ft tall origami pieces have you seen lately

>>30446306
A pidgey

>>30446477
And tied with Gastly, Haunter, Flabebe, and Cosmog for lightest Pokemon.
>Cosmoem is tied for both smallest and heaviest

>>30446504
How many 8-foot tall, 735 lb mosquitos have you seen lately?

>>30446504

if I cut it will it die? pretty sure origamis are just paper anyway

>>30446563
>Lillie was carrying a 1-metric-ton pokemon around in her backpack
IMMERSION RUINED

>>30446588
It wouldn't be very painful at all, seeing how it resists normal
>>30446618
It just floats there

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>>30446588
Not physically, but a cutting remark about its height would probably do it in.

>>30446563
>cosmog goes from lightest pokemon to heaviest after getting smaller
>it's as much as a spaceship

well shit

>>30446618
>implying it was in the bag

>>30446656
It was in her backpack though.
That's why it gets ripped off right before Nebby evolves again.

>>30446618
well it was floating, so it probably just floated in her bag

>>30444071
I bet she's ashamed all her weight goes to her ass and no where ass

>>30446306
You don't, you snipe them off GTS and hope your wifi is fast enough. I swear, everyone and their mother has been requesting Celesteela lately.

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>>30446639
mfw the
>NFE used 4x effective attack
meme came true in the UBs.
mw meme magic is real

>>30446710
Because it's Meta™.

>>30446639
>slugma used ember

>>30446810
>shuckle used tackle

>>30446638
Oh God not this shit again

>>30446830
>sp def
try again

>>30446656
Are you implying Nebby wasn't IN THE BAG

>>30446883
>shuckle used power trick
<shuckle used tackle

Big steel wife

i want celesteela to heavy slam my fucking face

>>30446957
It would be extremely painful

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>Not naming your celesteela Kaguya

>>30446973
she's a heavy girl

>>30446957
>Celesteela used Heavy Slam!
>Anon fucking died holy shit

>>30446973
You're a lil fella.

>>30446987
>tfw I had a Dyslexic episode and I now have a Celesteela named Kayuga

>>30446306
put up your starter, i got 3 this way

>>30447006
A little mankey fella?

>>30446989
4U

>>30447006
4-UB

the real question which of the Waifu beasts will be better for preggo art?

Pheramosa hating your inferior spawn is inside her, or Celesteela ashamed she's getting even heavier with your baby?

>>30446987
Bamboiselle is a cute name and I'm keeping it that way.

>>30445710
That's the joke

>>30447159
Nihilego

>>30447159
Pheromosa will probably just self c-section anyway

>>30447159
Obviously Celesteela, the rings around Pheromosa probably wouldn't allow it to become any bigger in the middle. Besides, Celesteela is way more likely to bear healthy offspring than that twig. As a bonus, even heavier heavy slam.

>>30447215
More like seppuku.

>>30447253
Nah she's a model from interdimentional soviet russia, she can definitely afford it.

>>30447227
>Heavy Slamming Groudon for max damage

>>30447227
"baby you don't understand I got knocked up for competitive reasons!"

>>30447287
I was referring to her doing it out of dishonor, due to letting filthy Earthlings do that to her.

>>30447314
Like all snobish anime diva,s she secretly gets off on being dominated by inferior dirty things, remember her catch rate is 255, she WANTS you to control her, to break her.

>>30447431
>her catch rate is 255
Holy shit really?
What a fucking slut.

>>30447452
All UBs are 255, its fucking disapointing and takes all he fun out of fighting/catching UBS, they should have had Azelf/Uxie/Mesprit DPP Catch rates

>>30447572
Celesteela's catch rate is 25. The only ones with 255 are Pheromosa and Kartana

>>30447572
Xurkitree's is 30, Buzzwole is 25, Nihilego is 45, Guzzlord is 15 and Celesteela is actually 25 anon. Only ones with 255 are Kartana and Pheromosa.

>>30447607
>>30447634
S L U T

>>30447662
Pheromosa is the real slut. Kartana is just desperate for people to love him.

>charmander used ember
>waifubait fainted

>>30447740
Have you seen her defenses?

>>30447634
the manlet and the diva secretly are desperate for anyone to want them,

like pottery.

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>>30447634
>harder to catch a Beldum than any of the interdimensional horrors

>>30446007
Heavier than Primal Groudon!

>>30447159
That scenario for Pheromosa sounds really hot

>>30444071
F A T T Y
A
T
T
Y

>>30447740
0 SpA Charmander Flamethrower vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Celesteela: 60-72 (17.9 - 21.4%) -- possible 5HKO

Put flamethrower at 40 power because ember isn't in the calc.

>>30444071
>primal groudon used fire punch
what a shit """pokemon""" hahaha

>>30447771
The interdimensional horrors are probably shitmons in their dimension, to be fair.

>>30447634
Lies literally every UB takes one fucking beast ball and its over.

>>30447771
isn't beldums catch rate so stupid low because it's an old anti cheat thing since he was a 'given' pokemon originally?

I legit suspect they don't even bother looking at things like catch rate for old mons anymore

>>30447874
Probably. It's just grandfathered in at this point like Nidorina and Nidoqueen's egg group.

>>30447782
it's the biggest perk of diva waifu's, their secret tsun shame at forfeiting control of their body to your inferior gene's, hating their very self prioritizing your child against their will. the secret joy they will only show when no one is looking when it first kicks.

>>30447866
The catch rate is x5 and they're literally designed to catch them, what do you expect?

A beast ball brings up Nihilego's catch rate to 225, almost that of a first route shitmon.

>>30446332
I fucking swear, i leave a Kartana for hours and didn't got a Celesteela.

Sorry, i wanted to rant somewhere about my misfortune.

>>30445639
I think it's more like Juno's first form.

>>30446306
Passimian/Oranguru.
Want anything? Put one of those.

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>>30445639
It's clearly Numidium's baby sister.

>>30447967
people just don't 'like' him

The mistake was in putting both waifu's on one version, separating them they'd always be an equal trade.

Swole at least is well swole enough some people want him.

>>30447431
>>30447928
It's bound to happen, what with pheromones attracting even unwanted mates and all.
Emitting pheromones for the purpose of making living beings attracted is a clear indicator of sluttiness, i.e. Salazzle.

>>30448096
>>30447967
>4 Kartanas in a game
>2 Celesteelas

Trade a UB of equal value, anon.

>>30446306
Jangmo-o works

>>30444071
>999.9 kg
That's it! You're going on a date!

>>30448143
I never got that, they're so goddamn common. Why would it be as contested as Oranguru/Passimian? Especially since UBs are post game so it's not like people aren't at a place they can get Jangmo-o or anything.

>>30448096
At least they can get 4 copies of ""her"".

Well, i can always snatch 1 from a friend when they get their 4s, but im still mad to get the short stick of the end for being a son of the sun.

>>30448175
You're thinking of Pheromosa. There are only 2 Celesteela.

>>30445831

What part of pan dimensional do you not understand

>>30448166
GTS whims are fickle and random. also never underestimate general stupidity

Remember during the first few days Whimpod was literally nearly female starter level 'ask for anything, get it?

>>30448219
What nature should I be hoping for if i'm grabbing that fat arse girl off GTS?

>>30448335
Careful or Impish. Adamant if you're feeling meme-y.

>>30448134
Oh, only 2. Well, that changes the story.
I will see what i can do, cuz i traded my Buzz for a Pheromosa days ago.

>>30448175
im this shitter, btw.

>>30448386
Well, you got gypped. Try your best to force your misfortune on someone else and put back up Pheromosa/Kartana for Celesteela.

>>30448367
Impish seems more funny in the 'waifu' personality sense. but noted TY

I've got a box and a half of random Celesteela I've hustled off the GTS, if you guys want one for dex purposes. I'm likely going to wondertrade them otherwise. Same with Kartana, I should take a picture of all the UBs invading my Poke Pelago.

>>30448486
Good for physical walling, too. Thing's got Skarmory type with Leech Seed, it's amazing. Good luck with your big waifu, anon!

>>30448386
Bruh, I snagged a kartana with a newly hatched chinchou. Kartanas have practically the lowest trade value among the UBs right now, so no need to trade your amphipod waifu for one.

>>30448446
Yeah, i did bad making assumptions based on that scene with Hala and Koko.

Thanks to make me see the light in this predicament, good anon.

>>30448522
I'm in no hurry i'll either get her eventually or end up buying Moon too sense I actually liked this game enough to do that probably,

I just have a thing for thin girls with gigantic as fuck asses.

>>30448558
Me, too. That and their shared bug/fighting type really made them seem like counterparts, certainly way more likely than Kartana. Honestly, Kartana should be Celesteela's counterpart, they both have the "asian" theme in common and are both Steel.

>>30448598
They are counterparts. The # per game is just based on their body mass.

>>30448594
>Thin

That's its neck, anon. The body is the round thing at the end.

>>30448598
they just GROWSLY overestimate the appeal of Origami manlet compared to 2 waifu's and the buffest bug ever.

he's going to be the Ub people keep forgetting exists, mark my words.

>>30448678
I mean, with how crazy the other ones are, it's no wonder. Nihilego is part of the story, Celesteela is fucking huge and is great competitively, Pheromosa is waifubait, Buzzwole is a fucking meme, Xuritree is wacky and fun and even Guzzlord has the HUNGRY HOMBRE thing going for it, plus it's the hardest to catch.

>>30448757
Yeah kartana is cool but he doesn't really stick out when compared to the others.

>>30445740
>Pheromosa teasing Celesteela about her figure
CUTE BUT MEAN

>>30449215
he needs to rock the sentai theme the level Swole rocks lifting meme.

if he stuck tons of heroic poses with huge elaborite attacks and a lot of 'flair' to his moves he'd be popular for people who like heroic mons.

>>30449257
Wouldn't it be the other way around since Pheromosa would seem like the one to focus more on her figure?

>>30449374
Pheromosa is the mean skinny girl who picks on Celesteela for being a fatty fatty boombalatty

>>30449374
Pheramosa cares more about her figure thus she'd need to put down others/be more insecure when others receive more attention than her.

the fact Celesteela gets so much love despite her flawed heavy fat ass would just irritate Phera to mock her more, out of resentment her flawed form is even humored to be as desired as her own svelte figure.

>>30449468
>Pheromosa's face when Buzzswole likes Celesteela more than her

>>30449527
Buzzwole likes his girls thicc

>>30449597
gotta have something to stick the proboscis between

>>30449597
Makes sense, they give Buzzwole a challenge when it carries them.

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>>30449468

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>implying Pheromosa would bully her friend Celesteela
I mean how could she not be friends with someone who can burn the filth away.

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>>30449597
Great taste, even more reason to love this memesquito.

>>30449706
how many threads does your Ass get Pheramosa? like zero.

you got no ass.

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>>30445740
Here anon

>>30449820
but there's literally one right now

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>>30446639
>cutting remark

Is Tapu Lele, Pheremosa, and Celesteela a good team for Battle Tree?

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>>30449820
She has legs at least.

>>30449926
That sure is a good team for Muh Dick

>>30450004
her figure's gonna get fucked if UBs ever gain reproduction

>>30447024
From Kaguya to Kali-Yuga shortened.
Good one, anon.

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>>30445639
Now that you mention it...

>>30449855
neat

>>30450023
And if it's viable then all the better.

>>30444071
>Celesteela is so heavy, it can use Automotize and still Heavy Slam most opponents for max power
Your waifu is fat. FAT!

>>30450334
I know! I love it!

>>30450334
you know you got a fat ass when even when you shed the fat, and yo still got a fat ass.

I still don't understand why this thing is popular. Beauty was already established as the waifu UB.

>>30444071
literal shit tier waifu

>>30450467
Different strokes for different folks, anon. Pheromosa has it's appeal, I just think Celesteela is cooler.

>>30450467
Phera is for people who like tsundere's and BDSM

Celes if for people who want a girl with massive junk in their trunk

>>30444071
How would you even have sex with that thing?

>>30450581
Very carefully

>>30450581
With your dick

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>>30446306
Shoud have gonne with Pokemon Moon, desu.

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>>30450467
>not waifuing both Pheromosa AND Celesteela
Get on my level pleb

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>You will never lay your head on Celesteela's tummy and hear all the crazy alien noises it makes

Why go on?

Is this now a Celesteela and Pheremosa thread?

because im fine with that

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>>30450791

>tfw almost no good porn of Celesteela.
I'm sad but I'm oddly happy at the same time because it doesn't enable me to become more of a degenerate.

>>30451052
>not just fapping to whatever you like, disregarding what anonymous people on the internet think.
The lack of porn is sad though

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>>30444071
Celesteela is thicc

>there's nearly no wg fanart of this 2,204 lbs beauty
Come on now son

>>30451853
Fill me up with your sauce anon.

>>30452071
I wish I knew. Im not even sure there is a sauce, I just saved the pic from another thread.

If I were to write a Celesteela tummyfic, what should it involve?

>>30452071
That's the whole image, anon.

>>30452129
>>30452169
Well just kill me then. Is there any good Celesteela stuff around PIxiv, or is she too weird for most of the porn artists?

She is a big Pokemon

>>30452222
There's like 30 pics, none of them are naked though a few have her getting cummed on. Pretty lame.

>>30452244
These fucking nips don't know a good waifu when they see it.

>>30452222
I'm looking at Pixiv right now. Aside from 2 semi-facials, there's nothing.

>>30452155
Making it bigger.

I know she's from a different dimension, but I can't help but wonder if she was manufactured, not born, with that design.

>>30450791
>crazy alien noises

http://cyber-beast.tumblr.com/post/153655704034/please-listen-to-the-sound-celesteela-makes-when

>>30452222
I think Celesteela's lack of porn can be attributed to the difficulty of drawing such a large pokemon with odd proportions in a sex position that looks good.

>>30452289
>PEEP
>PEEP
>PEEP

Can this thing get any cuter?

>>30452292
They just need to git gud.

>>30452266
>expecting Pheromosa to be crawling with art and porn at that point
>it doesn't either
Why is new UB art and porn coming so sparingly?

All Japanese artists are laser focused on Lillie. She was perfectly designed as their waifu and she is all they care about.

All Western artists, on the other hand, are too furry. A cockroach and a spaceship don't have much appeal, they'd rather just draw more animalistic pokemon.

>>30452476
What about Nihilego? It's basically cute jellyfish Lillie.

>>30452289
Are my ears deceiving on me or are these fucking rubber ducky sounds?

How far do I actually have to get to get Celesteela?

I'm in the post-game. But I want to build a team. If I have to do a shit ton of stuff to get to the UBs then it can wait, if it's two or three cutscenes then I'll get on it ASAP.

>>30452501
Keyword is "furry". Nihilego doesn't even have any body to fuck or do anything with. You could put it on like a hat or recieve the most painful hand/tentaclejob of your life, but that's about it.

>>30452536
>mfw I met with the detectives at their motel, then promptly forgot what the fuck they wanted me to do most

>>30452536
Go to your home to start the UB sidequest.

>>30452561
>Nihilego doesn't even have any body to fuck or do anything with.
Not with that attitude, that's for sure.

>>30452613
Would the neurotoxin and ultra cancer be worth it?

>>30452644
yes

>>30452644
Certainly

>>30452644
>applying logic to fantasy

>>30446987
>Naming your Pokemon with the same nickname than thousands of other players

>>30452791
>Not naming your pokemon 20948A92P4, etc. so nobody else will ever have that name

>>30447175
Dude that's great. I wanna steal it, but knowing that I didn't come up with it will just make it hollow

>>30452501
nihilego's name is very telling in that it's literally no self. Nihilego doesn't have a personality, nihilego just possesses people and lets that person do whatever with that power while nihilego slowly eats em

>>30452862
It's the french name of the pokemon, so it's fine.

>>30452862
That's the french name of Celesteela.

>>30444177
Is missingo an ultra beast?

>>30452870
Don't pretend that isn't some people's fetish.
It's definitely mine.

>>30452289
Celesteela sounds like a small Japanese girl getting plowed.

>>30450791
Fuck, I already have a stomach gurgle fetish. I never even considered what ayylmao stomachs might sound like

>>30452286
The "regular" Pokemon world has manmade Pokemon, so maybe Ultra Space has it too. The question is who made it...

>>30452961
Hue, finally someone else. That's it, I'm writing a fic. Upset tummy or hungry? Any ideas as to what it should sound like?

>>30452987
Both

Celesteela is hungry but food from our dimension disagrees with her. Maybe her stomach sounds bizarrely biomechanoid? She's like a biorocket

>>30452987
Why notboth?

>>30452987
Lasers and a saw mill

>>30453036
Nice, nice. I like that idea.

>>30453050
That's pretty funny, but also unsexy.

>THIS close to waifuing Pheromosa AND Celesteela

I didn't ask for this degeneracy, but I like bizarre monster girls...

>>30453149
Embrace it, anon. Thicc and thin. Giant horrifying rocketship and giant horrifying cockroach

Maybe one day there'll be a doujin: My Girlfriend Is a Space Shuttle

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>>30447159
And there goes this thread. What did I ever expect?

>>30453498
>4 hour old post
>welp, thread ruined despite the topic of discussion having shifted hours ago.

>>30450467
Giantess

>>30444071
T H I C C

>>30452791
More than that will have one named "Celesteela", gross

>>30452961
Actually, gonna be lame for a sec, what do you like best about it? It'll be interesting to hear what someone else has to say and it'll help me write better.

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Spookysteela

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>>30446180
when will they learn?

>>30444071
FILTHY
DUMB
LUNARIAN
SCUM

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>>30455281

>>30450099
I knew I'd seen her somewhere in Legends...

>>30452289
Better audio
http://tryfag.tumblr.com/post/153709549791/a-broom-princess-in-her-natural-habitat

That feel when you'e a hawaiian surfer dude but people mistake you for a waif

>>30456361
Actual Celesteela theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT0_TIZXYeA

gnarly brah

>>30455458
So how many inch to make her fell something at all?

>>30456361
Is this the new dutygenerate/full Fighting line autist? Getting a similar vibe.

>>30456474
That's a height comparison joke about how 5'11 is manlet while 6'0 is somehow not.

To answer your question, though, probably about 3-4 feet long judging by how small the body actually is.

>>30456361
Where is her surf board? Why does a surfer wear a kimono? Why is her japanese name steel kaguya? Why is her French name Bamboiselle? Why does she sound like a girl when sleeping in pokemon refresh?

>>30446306
I put up the worst xurkitree possible and someone gave me a 6 iv modest celesteela with rocky helmet. I feel bad.

>>30456565
Surf board is with her surfing partner, Xurkitree. They like to shred gnarly waves together. The kimono is her post-surf robe, and she got the name steel kaguya because she always wears it afterwards. She's also called Bamboiselle by the french because her wicked sick surfboard is made of bamboo. She's a he because fuck you I'm too far into this asinine babbling to quit now

>>30456565
Just ignore it. Probably just a literal faggot that's upset at based Game Freak giving us all these waifumons. Just look at his low energy OC >>30456599
Sad!

>>30456568
>Modest

Don't feel bad, you got garbage too.

>>30446061
>>30446045
252+ Atk Choice Band Machamp Low Kick (120 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Celesteela: 351-414 (104.7 - 123.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>30456752
>Using a different pokemon
>Posting literally hours later for no reason

You sure showed us.

>>30456790
I thought it was Machamp, didn't even see it was Machop until your post. Time to kill myself

0- Atk Choice Band Machop Low Kick (120 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Celesteela through Reflect: 51-60 (12.8 - 15%) -- possible 7HKO

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Welcome to UB games

>>30458363
Copy that

>>30458363
Woah, hey guys.

>>30446987
> Not UB-04 BLASTER

I like the codenames for the UBs. It fits their bizarre appearance.

>>30453928
Eh, it just ties into my larger belly fetish. I like round tummies and everything about em

>tfw just got done filling my gf's tummy with pasta and then worshipping it

Celesteela are guys

>>30458681
>TFW GF lives far away

Feels bad man. But I'll get to lay on that soft tum soon. What's the appeal of worship, btw? Never quite got it.

>>30444071
She's 30 feet tall anon. Of course she weighs more.

>>30452884
>Nintendo didn't officially add missingno
BS

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>>30444102

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i want to get crushed by this wife

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>>30460589
this wife is the best

>>30447634
>Only ones with 255 are Kartana and Pheromosa.
So, going by this, are they the early route mons of UltraSpace?

>>30460665
Yes, definitely. The Seedot and Wurmple of ultra space.

>>30460225
>no water/flying UB whose special ability is learning the same move twice
still mad

>>30460619
>>30460589
s-sauce?

>>30460808
http://doritosmegma.tumblr.com/post/153974410240/my-giant-alien-steel-wife
i just uploaded it right now

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>>30460589
>>30460619

>>30460833
Man, anon, your art is so good! I'm jelly.

>>30460665
>Overall most overpowered UB in our dimension is Pheremosa.
>Might be a shitmon in its home.
Ultra Space is fucking scary.

>>30461106
That's the point. Ridiculous shit like 181 base Attack on Kartana is probably like Lotad's 30 here. And the 570 BST on a basic shitmon is like the 220~ here.

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>>30446987
>not naming celesteela marzipan

>>30460833
great work, man.

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>>30444071
any love for the bundle of fun?

>>30460225
they will in blazingred, torrentialblue, and evergreen

You will never run out of wife

>>30463244
He's fun sure, but he's not a waifu and this is a thinly veiled UB waifu thread.

>>30454454
In her natural habitat?

>>30444102
People who are using this meme now are starting to look even more stupid the less they know about how the game mechanics themselves work. Even Low Kick would be more viable here

It's impressive how bad /vp/ is at Pokemon

>>30452155
What >>30452285 said along with gurgles as long as you use a good assortment of descriptions and don't resort to autistic sound effects

>>30445911
I wanna see more cute pics of this. Maybe the artist can start a comic.

>you will never stuff celesteela full of pokebeans
>you will never rub her belly when she gets gassy

Why even live tbqhwy

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>>30449855
That's really good.

Someone post that pic of all the Alolan Pokemon by height, with Celesteela and Alolan Exeggutor at the bottom being fuckhugegigantic.