Showderp: Edgy Jojo Parody Edition

Woah, hey guys

me

>>30441468
tarzan

>>30441403
suck me (Kabutops) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Weak Armor
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Waterfall
- Aqua Jet
- Stone Edge
- Knock Off

>>30441468
pyukumuku

I lost to that
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487997048

>>30441468
>>30441544
>>30441557
fuck off

>opbeartic set modjoin to sync with modchat.
>opbeartic made this room hidden.

its one of THOSE opponents

>>30441606
no you I was making a me-tarzan-you-jane reference

>>30441591
Meme duck wins
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488000691

>>30441701
almost stroked, forgot noviern was a dragon type
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488005530

do edgelords really think 'kys' is funny

>>30441823
we're mostly just banking on someone actually doing it

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reminder

New champ
I gotta eat

me

Monkey Paw

Nihilego @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Sludge Wave
- Power Gem
- Hidden Power [Ice] or Grass Knot
- Thunderbolt

strong barbe (Ferrothorn) @ Choice Band
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball
- Power Whip
- Explosion
- Poison Jab

Verlisify (Lycanroc-Midnight) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: No Guard
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Stone Edge
- Frustration
- Sucker Punch
- Bulk Up

>>30441929
I miss nurusu

also scarf mixed abomasnow

A jojo reference

comedy gold

tapu fuck

Big Mama

>>30441966
>>30441975 No nick name? Really?
>>30441976
>>30441982
>>30441987
>>30441990

>>30442021
>No nick name? Really?
Poster here, nickname it Rhyperior

>>30442021
Chimp has to make a name for it

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488015558

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488017789

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>>30442146
why the fuck is lycanroc zoroark?

>>30442163
zoroark is the jojo suggestion

>>30442192
yeah i just saw it
pretty epic move there champ

poor start
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488022662

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488026374
team bad

y chimp crine

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488029313
jk team good

new team

http://dogars.org/set/3235

Counter-Counter (Marowak-Alola) @ Life Orb
Ability: Lightning Rod
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shadow Ball
- Flamethrower
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt

Anything with Z-Parting Shot

Milotic

Defog Mega-Scizor

tapu cocko

raichu-a

specs mankey with thunderbolt and overheat

bewear

Rattata

>>30442545
>>30442547
>>30442548
>>30442549
>>30442551
>>30442556
shitmons

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488035573

>>30442618
holy shit my pokemon is on tv!

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>>30441403
wrong anime

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488045782

new chamb i am sad

ME

your husbando

specs buneary

IMPLYING (Zygarde-10%) @ Choice Band
Ability: Aura Break
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Thousand Arrows
- Extreme Speed
- Iron Tail
- Outrage/whatever

bewear

me or golem-a

magmortar

banded adamant ferro

>>30443023
GAINS (Buzzwole) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bulk Up
- Leech Life
- Hammer Arm
- Ice Punch

rattata desu senpai

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>>30443016
u did great & i love u!!!!!

>>30443061
who is this cute anime girl

>>30443168
me

>>30443061
get that shit off of my 4chan

>>30443168
me

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488056631

ENTER

>>30443187
no

>>30443168
Kurumi Ebisuzawa (me)

Tentacruel @ Black Sludge
Clear Body
Timid

- Sludge Bomb
- Rapid Spin
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488059807

unwinnable matchup is unwinnable

>>30443237
uhh ok

champs a chump

Stop laughing at me

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488067838

>>30443502
haha!

>>30443502
haha!

>tfw champ rules

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488071599

I'm on a roll

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488072800

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488076964

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488081219

New team

nebby

>>30444118
Galvantula

sash mankey with overheat only

donnel

http://dogars.org/set/3227

fully offensive marowak

comedy gold

Fury cutter user

skill link cloyster named The Garbage Man

corsola

golly so pod

>>30444119
>>30444127
>>30444128
>>30444129
>>30444130
>>30444131
tim

>>30442985
It learns Aerial Ace tho

>>30444206
>252+ Atk Life Orb Weavile Aerial Ace vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Buzzwole: 265-317 (74.6 - 89.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
dexfags when will they learn

Thanks for the team

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488091750

>>30444254
>not using band
>no smogon stones up
Hah ok.

>>30444254
>not running banded adamant weavile
it's still a fucking roll

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488097408

He's leaving
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488098541

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488106355

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488112316

DONNEL TIME
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488119023

NEW CHAMP

gibe

me or pursuit snorlax

Me or band Dugtrio.

togekiss stallbreaker

boypussy

184 Days Of Cancer (Toxapex) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Infestation
- Substitute
- Baneful Bunker
- Recover

togedemaru

>>30444133

Free Fairy

>>30445380
use black sludge for max disease

>>30445380
>sub
>not stockpile

>>30445378
Togekiss @ Metronome
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 156 HP / 100 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Roost
- Air Slash
- Heal Bell

use this

>metronome item

it boosts your air slash the more you use it, allowing you to take down spdef unaware clefs

Ignore me

Good luck chimp

>>30445519
die

benis

>>30445380
this isn't 184 days you fucking retarded newfag

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488132702

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>>30445615
This Skarmory

>>30445591
how ironic that it got outstalled

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>>30445615
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488165026

just

>>30446735
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488172683

>>30446977
NEW TEAM

Fury Cutter user holding either Metronome or a choice item

ashgreninja

BIG BEAKS PELI

or

Type: Balk

or

space anuse

HI TEST (Tsareena) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Queenly Majesty
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Splash
- Play Rough
- Trop Kick
- High Jump Kick

me or free pick named Taylor Swift

something with all 3 elemental punches

showderp builds a mew

celesteela

Check em monkey (Primeape) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Anger Point
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Protect
- Stomping Tantrum
- Free
- Free

something stupidly tanky with pain split and a recover move pls

>>30447241
>this is who's been suggesting le epic free picks with waifu name for the past week
onto the cosmog list you go

>>30447247
@iron ball cuz ur 2slow to make the team LOL!

>>30447271
ok thanks sorry for suggesting free picks it must be a bad thing to do haha!

>>30447298
The free pick isn't the bad thing, it's the shit taste in waifus

>>30447247
adamant nature

>>30447237 this is technician scizor
>>30447238
>>30447239 type balk desu
>>30447240 nice
>>30447241 this is rhyperior
>>30447242 this is an iron fist mon with drain punch

>>30447298
literally ANY suggestion, spammed long enough, is shit
in your case, given your shit quality, that threshold is just lower

>>30447298
it is

and your cancerous waifu shittery makes it even worse

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>>30447323

>>30447350
>SEETHING

finally unlocked

>>30447360
swampo dampo
>>30447367
disgusting slut

>>30447376
/blog

>>30447367
You just know she gets gangbanged by niggers every night

>>30447405
i'd pay to see that desu

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>>30447446
me 2 :DD

>>30447484
i bet she sucks black cock every night like champ loses to elo hell shitters

>>30447484
That plastic barbie face.

hurry up

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488188910

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>>30447513
do you prefer classic taylor?

>>30447553
Anything is better than being a fake piece of shit slut whore

>>30447551
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488191908

>>30447675
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488203643

>watching youtube videos of people playing this
>able to go into the team builder and change a mons moves and abilities in the middle of a game

what the fuck is this garbage?

>>30448290
The changes only affect new games

>>30448290
It doesn't affect the current battle moron. It just allows you to immediatly make changes you might forget otherwise.

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>>30448290

>>30448108
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488210460

tueioepico: あなたのお尻のファゴットを取り上げます
tueioepico: I will take up the bassoon of your ass

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>>30448290

so hmmm
what is a "nani"?
sorry i don't understand filipino

>>30448492
it means "nerf all new ideas" aka a way of saying that some people are too quick to call mons that change the metagame 'overpowered'

>>30448404
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488217936

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>>30448629
NEW CHAMP

magikarp

>>30448874
yo or clefairy

Comedy Gold (Sableye) @ Sablenite
Ability: Keen Eye
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Relaxed Nature
- Metronome
- Snatch
- Recover
- Ominous Wind

>>30447237

me or hoge

something to kill venusaur

Palossand @ Choice Specs
Ability: Water Compaction
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Giga Drain
- Earth Power
- Shadow Ball
- Sludge Bomb

>>30448896
GET KNOTTED (Lycanroc) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sand Rush
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Brick Break
- Fire Fang
- Stone Edge
- Crunch

A persian or a persian

FEED ME SEYMOUR (Victreebel) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Belch
- Giga Drain
- Substitute
- Sleep Powder

http://pastebin.com/vXvL6MNq
pick a spoope

Citizen Hips

qme

Wheel of Fortune (Dhelmise) @ Scope Lens / Quick Claw
Ability: Steelworker
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Anchor Shot
- Power Whip
- Shadow Claw

cosmoem

>>30448888
damn, i disqualified myself for no trips

>>30448896

>>30448899
>>30448900
>>30448904
>>30448905
>>30448906
>>30448908

>>30448904
>sand rush
>brick break
skip this garbage hmmm

>>30448906
what is this poo poo?
>go ferroseed
skipped

>>30448908
this is a virus
skip and report

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488227674

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>>30448904
>>30449008
>banded
>doesnt give it the signature STAB priority

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>>30449036
>anime

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>>30449058

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>tfw I will never champ because I'm too slow to claim

>>30449484
it's easy to champ if you ever get on during dead hours (aka about 8-10 hrs from now)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488241646

>>30449514
but then its no fun

>>30449749
all you have to is claim during those hours and then continue champing for the next 8 hours until it's live hours again

also the suggestions tend to be better during dead hours

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488248754

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488253089

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488258451

Lele is cute and fun :)

NEW CHAMP

me or av tang

gib tang team

me

something with eruption or explosion

mr gorbachev (Snorlax) @ Figy Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 12 HP / 252 Atk / 244 Def
Adamant Nature
- Body Slam
- Fire Punch
- Earthquake
- Belly Drum

>captcha egger
REMOVE EGG

Ice sucks (Beartic) @ Mystic Water
Ability: Swift Swim
Happiness: 256
EVs: 100 HP / 252 Atk / 156 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rain Dance
- Dive
- Aqua Jet
- Swords Dance

me or volcarona

Exeggutor-Alola @ Iapapa Berry
Ability: Harvest
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leech Seed
- Substitute
- Protect/Giga Drain/Draco Meteor
- Flamethrower

Your favourite female only pokemon

Check em monkey (Primeape) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Anger Point
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Protect
- Stomping Tantrum
- Free
- Free

AAAAAAAAAAAA? (Swellow) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Boomburst
- U-turn
- Heat Wave
- Hidden Power [Ground]

the ugliest mon you can think of called "taylor swift suks"

taylor swift (pheromosa)

skarmory with toxic and sky drop

>>30450265

This is a typhlosion btw

>>30450272
this is tsareena fyi

>>30450348
Seconding Tsareena because there is not competition.

>>30450388
> no competition
> unironically believes this while Vesiqueen exists

ok bud

>>30450435
who?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488265927

>>30450435

>spelling "Vespiquen" wrong in this post
kek

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>>30450435
I'd like to watch her pollinate Tsareena desu

>>30450506
what is happening in this image

>>30450643
Look at her eyes and you'll know.

>>30450643
well, you see the little bee is getting fucked in the ass by the electric spider.

champu?

>>30450665
>30450665
>her

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488271391

>>30450673
Chimp chumped out, couldn't take the chuck so he had to cobble his chub.

any of these for good, quality, funny posts
http://pastebin.com/fJPQngqu

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488280687

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488291552

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488295080

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488295412

You fucks are lame

>>30451619
we know

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488301856

>>30451619
> t. butthurt redditor

>>30451865
It's kinda lame..

new team

whacked!! (Xurkitree) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 8 Def / 248 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpA
- Tail Glow
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Water]
- Dazzling Gleam

drampa named goosebumps

mew with 3 hp draining moves named the secret of SUCC

Snorlax @ Figy Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 76 HP / 16 Atk / 252 Def / 164 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Double-Edge
- Pursuit
- Whirlwind
- Recycle

you can replace pursuit with anything i didnt know what to give it to be desu

SubPunch Buzzwole

>>30451960
GOLISOPOD

>>30451960
blood totem

hoge

Comedy Gold (Sableye) @ Sablenite
Ability: Keen Eye
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Relaxed Nature
- Metronome
- Snatch
- Recover
- Ominous Wind

azew

>>30451928
Well... I mean, you're not wrong.

Mekurseyu (mimikyu) @ red card
252 HP, 252 Speed, 4 Attack
- will-o-wisp
-thunderwave
-shadow claw
-wood hammer/ play rough

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488308369

>>30451960
>>30450753

>>30452079
nice format

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488312311

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488315301

>>30452079
are you well?
do you have brain damage?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488320188

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488322911

based grandpa

new ape

that was fun showderp

me or SD Bruxish

me

me or specs landorus I

z-heal block latios
with dpulse

Bibarel

giga impact articuno

Ambipom @ Razor Fang
Ability: Technician
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Fake Out
- Fling
- Thief
- U-Turn

Sinistar

this time surely

Comedy Gold (Sableye) @ Sablenite
Ability: Keen Eye
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Relaxed Nature
- Metronome
- Snatch
- Recover
- Ominous Wind

jimml btfo

>>30452909
pls use a cute girl as your avatar.

wow why did you give her such a bad team

>>30452951
its fun watching champ lose imo

>>30452951
>this
>bad
first day on showderp eh

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488333816

GAINS (Buzzwole) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bulk Up
- Leech Life
- Hammer Arm
- Ice Punch

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488338817

champ blew it

>>30453279
your mother blew me

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488344515

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488348993

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488353500

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488354203

0 defense chansey face

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488363882

new team

killallnerds.exe

Kyurem-Black @ Icium Z
Ability: Teravolt
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Freeze Shock
- Fusion Bolt
- Outrage
- Substitute

killallnerds.exe

Check em monkey (Primeape) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Anger Point
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Protect
- Stomping Tantrum
- Free
- Free

donnel machop

>>30454399
thunderdoge

scarf pheromosa

>>30454399
stallbreaker togekiss

cartel (Metagross) @ Life Orb
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Zen Headbutt
- Explosion
- Bullet Punch
- Earthquake

>>30454411
>>30454418
I love you

>>30454399

Please, use a cute girl avatar.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488370294

no nerds allowed

>>30454501
I hate to share a interest with faggots like you

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488374887

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488378175

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488382317

ban crits

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488384691

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488387843

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488389050

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488392124

let's do one more new team

cursetalk alolan muk

H-He's Fast! (Toxicroak) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bullet Punch
- Fake Out
- Sucker Punch
- Me First

special salamence

red card pyukumuku

Purely special Infernape, who knows Focus Blast

>>30450274

Friendship Pupper (Silvally) @ Normalium-Z
- Explosion
- Crunch
- Parting Shot
- Swords Dance

SubPunch Buzzwole

hoge

mega blastoise

eject button mimikyu

>>30455637


Please use a cute girl avatar

Carracosta @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Shell Smash
- Aqua Jet
- Waterfall
- Rock Slide

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this is a very special team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-488397787

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