You did go on that date with him, right /vp/?

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Yeah, I went on that 'date', alright

>>30436165
Ilima is not for lewd!

>>30436165
fucking pedo faggots need leave /vp/ already

>>30436310
perhaps you'd find >>>/r/pokemon more to your taste

What, huh? I just needed that everstone, I don't give a shit about the text.

>>30436045
>him
Are you telling me that LLliimia is not a cute pink haired girl?

>>30436329
You went on a date with him and you didn't even notice it?

>>30436344
Nope, 100% male. Yes, that means you're gay now.

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Ilima is my cute girlfriend (male)

>>30436456
kill yourself

>>30436347
That was a date? Shit the dude should've been more obvious. Sounded more like he was lusting after how I battled from what little I read than me.

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Yes. I only wish it ended like this.

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>>30436165

>>30437893
>its a accidentally get handcuffed to Ilima and wacky hi-jinxes occur episode

How would he handle it lads?

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>>30436165
I'M NOT GAY BUT THIS IS TURNING ME ON STOP IT

>>30438253
Didn't you just appoint Lt. Surge to Secretary Of Defense?

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>>30436165
>You will never gay marry llima and have him like this every night
it hurts

>>30436045

I expected to hate him, but I love him.

>>30437742
Your character doki-doki'd at Ilima's smile, and he gave you an everstone to mark your "eternal friendship".

Might as well have been a marriage proposal.

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>>30438356
>You will never catch pokemon with him
>You will never share malasadas with him

Why even live?

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>>30436045
>him

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>>30439228
he has benis

>>30438978
>eternal friendship
Wait wouldn't that be the equivalent to getting friendzoned? A heartscale would've sent a better romantic message.

>>30436165
Stupid sexy Ilima!

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>>30436165
wtf I love ilima now

>>30436165
Sauce? Keke

>>30436045
Completely forgot he existed

>>30438253
You ARE gay

>you will never be butt fucked by Ilima and accidentally leak poop when he pulls out

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>>30442315
Ilima is straight. He only wants Chicken-chan.

>>30442332
>implying any good man would ever want filthy womyn
How does it feel to be completely delusional and lost in a fake wold made up of bad fantasies?

Boys with boys, girls with girls. Just like god intended.

>>30442555
I'm sorry you want a dick in your ass so badly, but we don't live in a defective world, anon.

>>30436165
So I'm not the only one then

>>30436344
>Guess who's gay now
>you are, anon

>>30442607
Maybe you're defective.

>>30442607
Exactly, so stop projecting filthy hetero-filth on pure homo-love.

>>30442670
>>30442665
>>30442555
Fags should be gassed.

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>>30442697
Jealousy is unbecoming of you.

>>30442332
>implying

>>30442733
I think you missed your fag bus,
>>>/tumblr/ is that way

How do you date him?

>>30442697
>you're not allowed to use the move on the trainer, desu
That's bullying

>>30442750
Getting offended and insulting over someone telling you facts sounds a lot more like tumblr. Are you sure you didn't come here for the summer and just fogot to leave?

>>30442750
Tumblr is full on Yuri and Chicken-chan x Male shipping
The M4M fag bus comes here.

>>30442750
With the way you get so triggered, I'd guess that you're the one from tumblr

>>30436045
I thought this guy was Kukui's wife then he first appeared

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ITT: Faggots desperately wanting to make themselves seem normal since they want to fuck an obvious dude

>>30442809
I don't understand, is being gay seen as a normal thing?
Also
>implying we want to be normal

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>countless pokegirl threads
>one guy thread and autists get triggered

>>30442809
More like:
ITT: Guys obviously wanting to fuck Ilima in full awareness of the fact that he's a guy. Also one or two dudes in denial and that one guy from tumblr who get's offended when his straight-shit is shot down.

Just for once, the straight-fags are the ones in denial and the gay-fags are completely content basking in the light of gay truth.

>>30436045
What is it about this poor bastard that attracts so many faggots to him? He doesn't even look like a girl like Bugsy did.

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>>30442750
>Implying 4chan isn't super gay

It's like you've never been to /m/

>>30442856
>straight
>tumblr
This thread reeks of sjw tier posts.

>>30442809
Anon I think you've got some misplaced ideas.

Ilima is gay, no one's saying he's not gay

>>30442856
>>30442866
I just came here to suck some dick
That's it

>>30442866
He's stereotypically flamboyant.

Dude's literally got a rainbow coming out of his ass when you fight him.

>>30436045
has anyone the genderbender pic of him? background was fake introduction pic

>>30442915
Words to live by.

In fact, these are the words Ilima lives by!

>>30442902
Hey man, we're not the ones getting bitchy and triggered because people didn't agree with our exact opinions

>>30442917
Except he's not. He's a generic "princely" type guy, are you not familiar with Japanese media's portrayal of "bishounen" characters?

Japan's portrayal of gays are those really buff dudes. Ilima just seems like obvious fangirl bait, I don't see how anyone sees him as gay/gaybait.

>>30442964
>are you not familiar with Japanese media's portrayal of "bishounen" characters?
I am, and frequently they're gay. Regardless, it's stereotypic flamboyancy in the west.

>Japan's portrayal of gays are those really buff dudes.
Ok now you're just delusional.

>>30442917

That rainbow is for all trial captains.

>>30442964
It doesn't matter if he was meant to be gay or not, it's what he ended up being interpreted as

>>30442994
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_Japan

You've never even heard of Hard Gay, have you? Those types of dudes being faggots is common knowledge in nipland.

>>30442964
The game doesn't play in Japan though, does it?
It's based on Hawaii and Ilima went to the Pokeworlds equivalent of France for a while.

Based on those locations and their correpsonding culture, Ilima is clishé gay.

>>30443055
>You've never even heard of Hard Gay, have you?
Of course I know about hard gay.

I'm saying you're retarded if you think that's all there is, or even the majority.

>>30443055
I can back up anon on this one, there are some doujins with super buff dudes being Yaoi

>>30442994
Eh, I dunno man, I know what he means. From what I've heard flamboyant pretty boy characters are for girls, buff dudes are for actual gay guys.

>>30443077
You clearly don't know shit if you think obvious bishounen are meant to be fags. Don't let your faggotry blind you to the truth.

>>30436045
I don't like topping femboys, I like topping men.

>>30436045
TAKE MY REVOLUTION

>>30443100
>You clearly don't know shit if you think obvious bishounen are meant to be fags.
Well I never said he was meant to be a fag, I said he was stereotypically flamboyant (which often crosses over with bishy shit).

You're tossing out terms like you've never used them before the past 5 minutes.

>>30443115
>not wanting to fuck a guy like Ilima
What are you, fucking gay?

>>30443095
>>30443097
>>30443100
>From what I've heard flamboyant pretty boy characters are for girls
> if you think obvious bishounen are meant to be fags.

I really don't have the time to list all the shounen-ai and yaoi mangas and animu that are filled with bishounen and twinky boys.

Gravitation, Junjou Romantica, Yellow, etc. etc. etc.

Source:
I used to consume that filth as a young buttpirate before I realised how incredibly bad most of the writing and animation is.

>>30443115
cute boys are meant to be dominated

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>>30443128
You're still wrong though. Ilima isn't meant to be flamboyant, someone like Wallace is. There's an obvious difference to how both are portrayed. Ilima's just a normal pretty boy school kid who talks pretty formally.

And bishounen is a common way to refer to these types of characters, just like ikemen. Both Ilima and Gladion are referred to as such in the Japanese communities.

>>30443165
Anon1 here
I just want to say that there are SOME
I never said all or even most

>>30443165
Same here dude, and I'm pretty sure all those yaoi mangas with bishounen twinks are meant for girls, not actual gay guys.

>>30443165
You're completely missing the point since this is Pokemon, not a yaoi series. If they wanted to portray a gay dude, they'd do it in an extremely obvious way like the fucking buff hiker in BW.

>>30443256
>If they wanted to portray a gay dude, they'd do it in an extremely obvious way like the fucking buff hiker in BW.
There's also like a handful of the skull grunts

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Ilima's whole thing is him being a smart, rich kid with an unexpected silly side underneath.

There's really nothing indicating that he's gay, flamboyant, or anything. Fuck, even Rotom calls him a dreamboat, which was used for Steven, too.

>>30443336
Steven's more of your typical bishy.

Ilima's probably not supposed to be actually gay but he's a hell of a lot more feminine than Steven.

>>30443288
All male Skull Grunts are completely heterosexual

>>30443424
Then why is one asking if his bro's trying to check out how hot he is.

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>>30443385
That's just because of the pink hair, though.

Pic related is from a dating sim for girls.

>>30436045
Who?

>>30443438
>That's just because of the pink hair, though.
There's also how he talks and acts.

Hell his fighting animation is pretty flamboyant.

>>30443470
He talks formally, like a rich kid. The "Greetings" shit he's always spouting and the fact that he's rich should give it away.

And his fighting animation is explained by his mom and his maid. His entire character is being calm outside of battle and acting like a fucking doofus when he's battling because of how hyped he is.

>>30443518
>His entire character is being calm outside of battle and acting like a fucking doofus when he's battling because of how hyped he is.
which is literally flamboyancy

>>30443536
I never said it wasn't, it's just not the gay kind people want to believe.

>>30443557
Yea and I'm not saying he's gay, I'm saying he's flamboyant and feminine looking, which answers the original question of "Why do gays like him".

I'm gay and I don't even really like him outside of he'll probably be in some (male) panda doujin.

I'd prefer the male sightseer or guzma or something.

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>>30436045
He makes a cute pair with Chicken-chan.

How big is Ilima's dick?

>>30443741
as big as it needs to be

how do u go on a date with any of the khans?

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>>30443919
step one: punch a bear

>>30436165
Anon please give the spaghetti sauce.

>>30443649
I bet she pegs him

>>30443983
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59894993

>>30443985
Nah, he fucks her raw. Why do you think his bed looks so messy and he just lets you lay there while he watches you with a smile on his face?

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>character is a fuccboi, probably with boipussi too
>barely any porn

i wanna fucc that qt lil boii pucci

>>30445019
It's a sad world we live in, here in 2016

>>30445019
The little that exist is pretty decent tho.

>>30442555
The world wouldn't last very long if God intended that to be the case anon.

Now, if we're talking about an all-male world with mpreg... Sign me up, fag.

>>30445227
We have artificial insemination now, and 3rd world countries who like to make babies like it's their job.

>>30445019

There are a couple on Paheal that you can get off to.

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>>30436045
i'd fuck him and then strangle him to death for tempting me to fuck his fruity faggot ass.

was mina supposed to be the normal type captain originally? her look & theme fits smeargle much better than ilima

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>>30452592
Yes you can tell by the fact he's using circle lens to get fairy eyes like Valerie.

Always remember guys, Ilima is the biggest bottom ever. When paired with Olivia, she keeps her virginity because he wants to be pegged constantly.Then Lele comes in and mind rapes them both.

>>30452747

No, Ilima gets bullied by Koko instead.

>>30454942
It's both anon.

>>30443597
>male sightseer

Aww shit you got some good taste.

Ilima made me gay.

>>30457630
I'm pretty sure you did that all on your own.

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>>30460933

>>30461510
fake and gay

>>30461566
it's gay but it's not fake

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>>30466234

>>30436045
>him
im convinced that's a MtF tranny

>>30438978
But that doki doki happens for all of the trial captains you battle, it's the indication that you've unlocked a new battle entry pose