ITT: we write pokemon-related poems

>>30433764
That loli has an ugly face

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>>30433764
she has no style
she has no grace
this loli has
no face

>>30433764
She's a little girl
pedos want to fuck her
even though she's a cartoon

>>30436156
Learn to Haiku better, m8.

Here.
She's a little girl.
Pedophiles want to fuck her
Even though it's fall

Oh, Malie Garden
I just want a Politoed
Please go fuck yourself

There once was a guy
By the name of Decidueye
He jumped, flew and ran
Impressed many with his wingspan

One day, he made the scene
Through leaks and Serebii
Eventually to the realm of /vp/
Where many thought he held high speed

And with the release of Sun and Moon
His debut was finally soon
But in the end there wasn't much to see
For he ended up being slower than Magby

>>30436155

let's replace "no" with "a missing" to remain true to the rhythm and meter of our lord and savior lanky kong

>>30436217
Your haiku was weak
even though you tried your best
haggis and tatties

>>30436217
5
8
5
you need to git gud

There once was a lass from Alola
who possessed very large areola
they called her "Miltank"
so she drank and she drank
till she felt like an Alomomola

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>>30436549
I like this one.

There was a Picknicker named Liz
Who young trainer Gold said was his
He beat up her bunny
Took all her money
Then covered her cunny in jizz

>>30436549
Ohh.

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>>30433764
There once was a chiken
a figthing mon she needed
so she traveled to hoen
and got a Blaziken

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>>30433764
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, why you eat so much malasada?