>people unironically like this design
Even Brionne was easily acceptable. I've never actually hated a final starter evolution before, but this is /trash/-tier.
>b-but it's pretty!
You just have romantic/sexual feelings for it because it's feminine, whether it's subconsciously or not, it's the truth.
Okay
Primarina thread?
>>30431218
>you like it cause it's feminine
I already knew that faggot
>>30431218
this thread again.
>Well here we are again
>It's always such a pleasure
>Oh how we laughed and laughed
>Except I wasn't laughing
>Now I only want you gone
>Even Brionne was easily acceptable.
So is it possible that this guy hates it because he's a pedo who loves Brionne and hates that Primarina could be more popular?
Wow I haven't been on this board since the game dropped but its nice to know you're still somehow making this thread weeks later. Guess that guy who said you were the new goo poster was right.
>>30431218
How is a siren/mermaid Pokemon with sound based hydrokinesis not awesome? You just are insecure about your masculinity and attack anything even remotely feminine to look manly.
hey OP you forgot your Tumblrina filename
>>30431381
it's a trap
>>30431403
Oh damn.
It's a Braixen-Delphox Situation.
That sounds like a military manouver.
>>30431422
>implying one person is posting Primarrhea hate threads
Only personally did it a couple times famalam. You're beloved waifu isn't just a few people's meme hate boner. It's shit and many know it
>>30431513
That's nice.
>>30431513
Oh jolly, let me guess, you also think that if someone has a favorite restaurant, the rest of the city must burn.
4chan is one of two places where people go out of their way to look for things they dislike or to insult them.
Just like Tumblr.
>>30431505
It'd make some amount of sense. Braixen didn't get nearly this much shit as far as I remember, and it was more popular than Delphox. However, where as Braixen became less pretty, Brionne became prettier, resulting in Primarina being the more popular of the two. Ergo, OP has a huge boner for Brionne and wants to make everyone hate Primarina to diminish any popularity it might have, even though it's still pretty disliked.
>>30431703
And yonder, I wonder, will this keep happening every time a new loli/waifumon is released?
Why don't mods just ban the obvious samefag that keeps making Primarina hate threads? It's an obvious difference when someone makes a thread for people to post Primarina and one that's obviously just trying to shit on a popular character.
Eh, fuck it. This is what they want, for people to start shitposting
IGNORE OP
POST PRIMARINA
>>30431824
oh wow, now is defending the tranny seal.
>>30432698
>i cannot handle the anger so must be bait
*primarinafucker
>>30431824
There are more people that dislike it than like it. Ruined Popplio.
>>30431381
my special parts feel funny
Stay mad
>>30433068
Stay furfag
>>30433089
Still better than some shit owl
>>30433089
>use furfag as an insult
>browse /vp/
Choose one and only one.
>>30433137
Don't start shit you too.
>>30433169
When was this poll done?
>>30431218
>you like it cause it's feminine
I mean you just seem to feel the opposite. So that's not any better
Has there actually been a good water starter since blastoise? They literally all suffer from their first evolution being way superior to their second.
Friendly reminder to ignore the obvious upset gays
ignore bait posts
ignore op
POST SEAL WIFE. ALL ELSE IS IRRELEVANT
>>30433187
>>30433225
It matters more on opinion as I find Blastoise pretty boring.
And also how is Marshtop better than Swampert and Prinplup better than Empoleon?
>>30433274
Whoops sorry.
>>30431513
>If it's popular it's good
Oh good. It's one of THESE assholes.
>>30431218
>you just like a thing because of reasons
>whether it's subconsciously or not, it's the truth.
the same could've said about everything you piece of shit.
>reee people only like deciduoeye because they like archers and owls, whether it's subconsciously or not, it'ts the truth
what makes romantic/sexual feelings any inferior than anything else?
>>30433308
Don't forget
>If someone prefers one option of a set, it must hate the others.
>>30431218
>I'm not gonna bother explaining why I think it's a bad design, I will just discredit anyone who likes the design.
Boy I love it when /v/ visits.
>>30433281
Empoleon was alright come to think of it. I think my big issue is that outside of Greninja (who I don't really like the tongue on and also because I am probably a disagreeable hipster) they all just kinda evolve into being fat. Even blastoise does but he's got those sweet cannons.
I know this is bait but
>You just have romantic/sexual feelings for it because it's feminine
so do all the girls out there who like Primarina because it's feminine want to fuck it? (^:
But I'm a barafag when it comes to "romantic/sexual" feelings, anon, I don't like girls or traps at all. I DO like it because it's pretty, fuck off.
If Primarina wasn't so popular and well liked she (yep, she) wouldn't get hate threads in the first place, it's literally that simple.
There's someone literally making threads trying desperately to convince you that she's bad. If she WAS actually bad in true facts and reality, you wouldn't NEED threads trying to convince you she was bad.
Simple logic.
Simple facts.
Stay mad, OP, Primarina is #1 !
>>30433392
A weird thing about blastoise was that when I was a child playing yellow I thought "Sweet, CANNONS!" Now I think, "Where the fuck did the cannons come from anyway?"
Still my favorite Kanto starter, but is kind of wierd.
Specially when the original R&G catridge slotting indicates that Squirtle and Wartortle were designed together and Blastoise came from a scrapped line.
>>30433449
Sounds just like a fag of any starter. They all suck.
Gf just fucked up gender ratio. If that seal will be 100% female, it will be more liked
>>30431381
I'm gay now.
No wait. Still Bi.
>>30431218
Yeah it's incredibly ugly. Cluttered in garbage, head is awful, uncanny combination of animal in drag. Even my furfag friend doesn't like it.
>>30433169
You know a /vp/ furry shitposter skewed that poll by spamming it with a VPN, right?
>>30433993
>primacucks are this deep in denial
Nobody likes your tranny seal kid, get over it.
>>30433383
Funny, because I know a few /v/fags that never come to /vp/ but are here because they like the Primarina threads.
Yes, I've called them faggots for it too.
>>30434033
>I must shit on every post of the thread, even when they are agreeing with me.
>>30433993
But yes, thats some deep denial.
>>30434033
I wasn't implying that at all, just calling out that poll that people like to post.
I'm one of the anons shitting on Primarrhea
I like Primarina. It's pretty aesthetic, and looks great in motion, especially with its unique moves.
I like how it handles too. Slow, but strong, and a bit bulky. Great special stats, and a pretty useful movepool. It makes for a powerful tank ingame.
>>30433569
That would involve Gamefreak breaking their precious gender ratio meme.
>>30431381
>tumblr
Yep, I figured
>>30431218
I dont care how sexy this design is I fucking hate it.
>>30434159
>Sexy
There is nothing sexy about a sea lion.
>>30434142
It's like it's a place where a ton of fanart gets posted. In fact, one of the main places.
>>30431513
You probably thought that Japanese poll was the final authority on a pokemon's quality, right?
>>30434364
Yeah bro so much quality fan art comes out of tumblr, good thing it's not a SJW haven with LGBT appreciation coming out of it's ass or anything :)
>>30434364
>>30434408
>literal tumblrinas invading the thread now
Primarina haters need to kill themselves ASAP. Funny how they come to shit up Primarina threads then start talking about tumblr appreciation of all things.
>People are actually taking this shit-tier bait
>>30434339
Are you 100% sure about that?
Bump for more hate
Bump for primarina tits.
>>30434339
>>30434474
?
Popplio line is trash and made to pander to the homosexuals and otherkins of Tumblr.
But GF knows everyone but those faggots hates Popplio and co.
>>30436317
Yeah, see I dunno now. I mean there could be a sexy one out there still.
>>30431218
I can't hear you over all this ferocity
>>30432872
>special parts
>funny
fuck off asian retard
>>30432802
>Wahh! They ruined my bro because they didn't make an evolution catered to me and """"""""everyone else""""""""!
>>30433957
Nice shallow arguments that don't take into any account to what was the inspiration of Primarina and imply they just slapped those things on it, just because they could.
>Even my furfag friend doesn't like it.
You don't have to lie to backup your weak arguments.
the design isn't really terrible but it's too gendered, they should have flipped the ratio at least then maybe I wouldn't have been as triggered
>>30431218
it's ok you don't like it, I'm not mad.
desu I like it since it's a sea lion and girly (fem anon here)
Sadly males are more common, but that doesn't mean I don't love my gay boy.
>>30431218
i wanna fuck it
>>30431218
>>30436830
what the fuck why did I type 'desu'
I'm too tired for this
>>30436894
not that anon but desu is the word filter for t.b.h.
>>30436948
what is wrong with that word?!
am I too hip and fly for 4chan?
>>30436948
fuck you knew i wasn't that anon because you are that anon.
whatever, i am also too tired for this D E S U
>>30431218
it's... really cute. a sea lion mermaid? with pearls and little pink starfish and hair made of water and an adorable pink nose? what in the actual fuck is not to like?
like honestly op, what do you hate about it so much
>>30436964
The shirty hair and being blatant waifu bait
>>30439340
It isn't even humanoid how is it waifubait
>>30439340
shitty*
>>30439350
How new are you? Furfags have waifus, an furfags are rampant in the Pokemon fanbase.
>>30439340
>unironically uses waifu as an argument
>>30431218
>You just have romantic/sexual feelings for it because it's feminine, whether it's subconsciously or not
Textbook case of projecting.
>>30431218
No, I like it because it's Z-move is the fucking Spirit Bomb.
>>30439367
Ebin shitposting m8, 8/6, tickled me prost8
>>30439340
>blatant waifu bait
We aren't talking about Salazzle and Tsareena.
>>30432769
Go back to your containment thread /vp/eroens
>>30433520
t. Owlfag
http://imgur.com/a/nzVMD
>>30439525
Hey prick, post the pic of the bruised, bleeding Primarrhea again.
Fuck your shit haters.All Primarina haters are fat and ugly.
>>30439661
Just like you and your mom
>>30439693
You are cancer
>>30431218
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have
>>30439740
U2 bruhski xD
I don't hate it, I just hate the fact that Popplio is onlhy 12.5% chance to be female and Primarina looks very feminine.
>>30439340
So Primarina is the one you draw the line at? Not the more popular and sexualized Salazzle or Tsareena?
I dunno, sounds like projecting to me. Maybe you're the one who is having romantic/sexual feelings for it and are uncomfortable because you think the gender ratio is canon and therefor that you are gay.
>>30440364
They're all waifu bait 2bh
>>30431218
You're always free to explain how the design is bad, but of course you're not gonna do that.
>>30431513
>casually admitting to making the same shitposting threads more than once
sick in the head.
>>30431513
Why the fuck would you post threads about hating a Pokemon? Like seriously why does that seem like a worthwhile thing to do?
>>30436877
>The Gender ratio is incorrect
(You)
>>30434437
>now posting the /pol/ wrestler
come on
i want to fuck him