SHOWDERP MELLO-JELLO EDITION

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>>30429739
did somebody say... mello-yello?

champ died
me champ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487712572
I'M HERE

Member all show derp girls should be cute and comfy

NEW CHAMP

me or Turtunator with shell trap as its only attacking move

whacked!! (Xurkitree) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 8 Def / 248 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpA
- Tail Glow
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Water]
- Dazzling Gleam

DONGNOSE (Krookodile) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpD / 8 Spe
Careful Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Bulk Up
- Power Trip

Balle (Togedemaru) @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Spiky Shield
- Toxic
- Zing Zap
- Magnet Rise

eject button mimikyu

>>30430032
AV weedle

Crystal Moth (Volcarona) (F) @ Grassium Z / Ghostium Z / Flyinium Z / Psychium Z
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Bug Buzz
- Fiery Dance / Flamethrower / Fire Blast
- Giga Drain / Solar Beam / Ominous Wind / Hurricane / Psychic
- Quiver Dance

Pick the coverage crystal that helps your team and Volcarona the most against its common checks and counters.

free pick name taytay

anything

>>30430032
snover

Sinistar

snibs

>>30430048
Be my cute gf please

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>>30430099
chekced

>>30430126
hehe why is this image so funny

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>>30430099
haha okay
tee hee
*giggles*

>>30430140
because you have a shit sense of humor

>>30430099
>>30430174
degenerates

>>30430187

[buzzing lewdly]

>Your team was rejected for the following reasons:
>- Crystal Moth (Volcarona) can't learn Ominous Wind.
???

>>30430212
>jimml

>>30430212
>suggester with 6 million slashes on a 90% standard set happens to be a retard
what a shock

>>30430212
you were memed
ominous wind was a gen4 tm that everything that could fart could learn, so suggestre thought it could
kinda like zarel and her endure trevenant
pick something else already jamal

>>30430034
>water
were you dropped on your head as a child?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487721333

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>>30430253
yes ples be nic

>>30430245
you're right tho
it showed it as legal before

>>30430253
it's for alolan marowak which is an increasingly common xurkitree answer

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487724793

>>30430291
suddenly sounds much better desu

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487728149

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487730678

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487734560

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487737484

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487743411

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487744898

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487749390

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487752823

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487753749

Durian (Togedemaru) @Steelium Z
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe / 6 HP
Adamant nature
- Zing Zap
- Gyro Ball
- Fake Out
- Spiky Shield

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487756864

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487759358

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487763105

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487764941

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487766772

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487769774

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new team

magikarp

BUT if it does super effective damage OR gets a kill you get a FREE PICK!

balk fishe (Alomomola) @ Leftovers
Ability: Hydration
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rain Dance
- Rest
- Whirlpool
- Calm Mind

band caterpie

SD Bibarel

me or Buck Bumble (Buzzwole) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Superpower
- Ice Punch
- Leech Life

Tapu Coco / Tapu Funi / 184 days in Alola (Exeggutor-Alola) (M) @ Leftovers / Leppa Berry / Sitrus Berry / Starf Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 232 Def / 24 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Light Screen / Stun Spore
- Lucky Chant
- Rest
- Block

Pick the nickname you prefer the most.

Comfey @ Leftovers
Ability: Triage
EVs: 252 HP / 236 SpD / 20 Spe
Careful Nature
- Wrap
- Toxic
- Synthesis
- Leech Seed

Dhelmise

use your favorite meme

specs wurmple

skyrim is epic (Marowak-Alola) @ Leftovers
Ability: Lightning Rod
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Shadow Bone
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

>>30433309
it can learn aqua jet too
just in case, champ

>>30433312
make sure the evs are right, this thing can take a +1 thunderbolt from 252 spa xurkitree and ohko with eq

>>30433368
shut up

>>30433378
no, u

>>30433389
͏

hellfrog

Steel Wing Mandibuzz

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487776544

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487778403

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487781971

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487784959

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487786786

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487788535

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487791816

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487793151

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487795675

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487800047

If same champ max speed scarf phero with only me first

You may switch the moves with whatever you want after you get outsped by non-prio :^)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487802763

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odds new team
evens new champ

Me or something with Frisk named "LITERALLY REVEALED"

Snow warning Vanilluxe

Kim Jong Ub (Celesteela) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Heavy Slam
- Earthquake
- Flamethrower / Fire Blast
- Autotomize

or

Loligant (Bellossom) (F) @ Life Orb / Grassium Z
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature / Timid Nature
- Energy Ball / Petal Dance
- Moonblast
- Sludge Bomb / Hidden Power [Fire]
- Quiver Dance

or
Tsunquito (Masquerain) (M) @ Life Orb / Flyinium Z / Waterium Z
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 8 Def / 252 SpA / 248 Spe
Modest Nature / Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Air Slash
- Bug Buzz
- Scald / Hydro Pump / Ice Beam
- Quiver Dance

or

Snek (Furret) (M) @ Focus Sash / Normalium Z / Salac Berry
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Super Fang / Me First / Focus Energy / Work Up
- Amnesia
- Coil
- Baton Pass

Z Me First gives + 2 Speed, Z Work Up gives +1 Attack.

Bojack (Mudsdale) @ Leftovers
Ability: Stamina
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Toxic
- Rest
- Roar
- Frustration

>tapus (Metagross-Mega) @ Metagrossite
Ability: Tough Claws
EVs: 80 HP / 252 Atk / 176 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Zen Headbutt
- Thunder Punch
- Rock Polish

cascoon named literally me

Dale Gribble (Krookodile)
Sand Tomb
Sand-Attack / Mud-slap
Swagger
Foul Play
@ binding band (or anything else)

if your team already has Krookodile, use something with Simple Beam

Lurantis @ Assault Vest
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leaf Storm
- Giga Drain

final moves are your choice

something that removes toxapex

me or lurantis

GOOSE IS LOOSE (Swanna) @ Life Orb
Ability: Hydration
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Hurricane
- Surf / Scald
- Ice Beam
- Roost / Defog

>>30435219
suggester here
make her shiny and call her watermelone because i'm literally a nigger

>>30435259
no

>>30435220
nice import set, asshole
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487807178

>>30435318
if you're not up to the duties of a champ then don't call champ

>>30435334
cool
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487808933

>>30435411
I belieb in you champ

>>30435420
thanks 420 man
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487810988

>>30435522
oh shit didn't notice my number. 420 blaziken it

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487812586

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487814909

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487816568

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487818639

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lol "gg"

I know this wasn't the best career but I had fun, and I hope you did too.

New Champ

me

Bam! There it is. (Aggron) (M) @ Red Card
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Def / 0 SpD / 0 Spe
- Metal Burst
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Dragon Tail/Roar

Vore Dome (Toxapex) (F) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Merciless
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Toxic
- Liquidation
- Poison Jab
- Frustration

Guys, Redo?

mudde

the master (Alakazam) (M) @ Alakazite
Ability: Inner Focus
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Return
- Fire Punch
- Thunder Punch
- Ice Punch

specs bulu

Meme (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Spore
- Sticky Web
- Stealth Rock
- Taunt

happy time

just kidding mew champ

>>30436142
What kind of animal is that?

>>30436159
ur mum LOL

may I???

Vore Dome (Toxapex) (F) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Merciless
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Toxic
- Liquidation
- Poison Jab
- Frustration

the master (Alakazam) (M) @ Alakazite
Ability: Inner Focus
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Return
- Fire Punch
- Thunder Punch
- Ice Punch

happy time

>>30436060

Worse Mimikyu @ Focus Sash
Ability: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- X-Scissor
- Shadow Sneak
- Swords Dance
- Sucker Punch

>>30436159
a brazilian

>falling for the ruse
even during late night... neoderp stalks the halls...................

Quiver Dance Vivillon

>>30436221
you're right wtf

im champ now

sunkern

the master (Alakazam) (M) @ Alakazite
Ability: Inner Focus
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Return
- Fire Punch
- Thunder Punch
- Ice Punch

.

>>30436202

celesteela w/scarf onli

>>30436210

yek (Piloswine) @ Eviolite
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Ice Shard
- Roar

3 minutes

15 minutes. Guess I'll champ.

>>30436202

Trainers Only (Primarina) (F)
Ability: Torrent
Shiny: Yes
IVs: 0 Atk

Rest is up to you.

>>30436261

mudde

Band Explosion galvanize A-Golem

>>30436252

is this "champ" an epic troll too

nice "champing" faggots

We need a hero desu

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This is fucking gay
I'm going to bed

specs weedle

specs burmy

>>30436261
i dont know what to believe in anymore

specs caterpie

specs wurmple

specs finneon

assvest limber ditto named kys

Band Grubbin

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>literally 1 hour with LITERALLY NO CHAMP

I'll champ, but I'm only inputting suggestions that include the whole set for me to copypaste, anything else will be skipped or turned into an empty space and if you don't like it then impeach me.

>>30436569
>>30436399
>>30436235
>>30436201
>>30436103
please fucking kill yourself

im now the actual champ

the master (Alakazam) (M) @ Alakazite
Ability: Inner Focus
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Return
- Fire Punch
- Thunder Punch
- Ice Punch

>>30436261

Zoom Zoom Buge (Vikavolt) @ Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 452 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Agility
- Flash Cannon
- Thunderbolt
- Bug Buzz

Thanks Luck Pupper (Absol) @ Razor Claw
Ability: Super Luck
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Psycho Cut
- Night Slash
- Stone Edge
- Shadow Claw

>>30436722
no choice

kissu-kun (Comfey) (M) @ Big Root
Ability: Flower Veil
EVs: 8 HP / 248 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draining Kiss
- Leech Seed
- Substitute
- Synthesis

>>30436410

_(:3 」∠ )_ (Ninetales-Alola) (M) @ Light Clay
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Aurora Veil
- Freeze-Dry
- Moonblast
- Hidden Power [Fire]

>>30436741
not triage or natural cure >:l

Champ battle here
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487838398

>>30436764
oops :( I flubbed it

kissu-kun (Comfey) (M) @ Big Root
Ability: Triage
EVs: 8 HP / 248 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draining Kiss
- Leech Seed
- Substitute
- Synthesis

>>30436754
>include the whole set

>>30436732
nice item. skipped

>>30436754
skipped

need one more

>>30436793
thank u chimp (Necrozma) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Prism Armor
EVs: 32 HP / 252 SpA / 224 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stored Power
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Rock Polish
- Dark Pulse

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487839371

If HP Fighting doesn't work just modify the IVs to anything you want.

>champ skipping mons
IMPEACH

>>30436836
impeach THIS
*meme*

>>30436805
>getting 6-0 with mega zam
>doing worse than the champ with literal 5 shitmons
>not taking every mon that gets given
fucking neoderp

>skips vikavolt
>loses to celeesteela
justice

>>30436793
>losing to a mere wine bottle due to skipping
kek

AGEF team

skipping shitbugs and other garbage unless someone impeaches

assault vest groudon named "WE WUZ ROMANZ"

or

Gaius Gracchus (Exploud) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Soundproof
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Work Up
- Boomburst
- Fire Blast
- Endure

or

Tiberius Gracchus (Virizion) @ Leftovers
Ability: Justified
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Calm Mind
- Giga Drain
- Focus Blast
- Reflect / Protect / Substitute

If same champ specs weedle named thanks boblak
If new champ donnel any bug

eviolite cosmoem

impeached, new champ

Fuck this loser I'll chimp

MEGADEATH9000 (Rayquaza-Mega) @ Leftovers
Ability: Delta Stream
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Snore
- Mud-Slap
- Celebrate

Nidotranny (Feraligatr) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA
- Scald
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Work Up

Zoom Zoom Buge (Vikavolt) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 452 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Agility
- Flash Cannon
- Thunderbolt
- Bug Buzz

shiny dugtrio

IMPEACH, I WILL CHAMP

>>30437007
>no trip

>>30437007
that was not my trip i repeat, not my trip

>>30437007
may i??????

>>30437030
go for it

>>30437012

My penis (Steelix)

mudde

>>30437024
literally anything

>>30437013

FUCKING KEK

I AM NOW LE CHAMP

shiny dugtrio.

I'm champing now GET IMPEACHED

>neoderp

shiny garchomp named gaychomp, must be special

sunkern

assvest limber ditto :^)

>>30437036

>>30437035
it's a rusetrip

>>30437068
I don't care, I've already checked out.
My students are total fucking shits and my boss sucks.
But it's okay because we all die alone someday anyway, so in the grand scheme of things even if my job were satisfying it would all end the same anyway LOL MEMES

>>30437068
dead hour ruse

>>30437082
reminder to never let this guy champ again

>>30437082
what are you? 12?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487846768

>>30437082
being a teacher is ass, shoulda seen it coming

the only good teaching job is being a professor but thats because instead of being little shits students either don't show up or don't bother sassing back

>>30437112
nice trip
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487847325

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487849492

>>30437082
At least you're actually doing something with your life

>28 years old
>stuck working dead-end shitty retail jobs with shithead teenagers because I pissed away my early 20s playing vidya and watching animu all day every day instead of working or going to school
>just got off of a night shift where some fat redneck yelled at me for an hour over the new kid fucking up his wife's daughter's drink

There's no faster way to learn to hate everyone than to work retail

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487851663

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487853755

CHAMP WILL WIN THIS ONE ;_;
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487856325

New champ

stallazzle

kissu-kun (Comfey) (M) @ Big Root
Ability: Triage
EVs: 8 HP / 248 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draining Kiss
- Leech Seed
- Substitute
- Synthesis

me XD

stronk succ (Shiinotic) @ Leftovers
Ability: Effect Spore
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
- Spore
- Strength Sap
- Leech Seed
- Moonblast

>>30437571

Vikavolt

we livin v3.1 (Shiinotic) @ Leftovers
Ability: Effect Spore
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Leech Seed
- Toxic
- Protect

you can give it strength sap if you want

really angery rock (Rhyperior) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Solid Rock
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Wrecker
- Earthquake
- Hammer Arm
- Drill Run

>fighting a ferrothorn in the rain

I'm never playing pokemon again

>>30437583
>what are fighting moves

eviolite cosmoem

http://dogars.org/set/3073

>>30437571
fuck off

NEW CHAMP PLEASE

>>30437577

>we livin
>not max sdef/def for more seed heals
>no sub to avoid status
>TOXIC AND PROTECT

This isn't livin at all, this is stallin

You shame the name of we livin, ludicolo is disappointed in your meme change

kys

>>30437571
>2 rounds of non-meme champs before its another gazzilion rounds of fake champs

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>>30437606
Is this the end of showderp?

>>30437615
we've had this happen multiple times, people get tired of rusing and the shoedrip lives on

>>30437600

Sorry I read it wrong

>no STRENGTH SAP
>THE ONLY THING MAKING IT MORE LIVIN THAN LUDICOLO

wow you're the wORST

It doesn't even get rain dance rain dish memes like ludicolo

>>30437615

It's a shitty hour, every time I'm here at this hour nothing happens, but if I get here at 1 AM of my time this is a goddamn social circle

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>>30437600
sorry about the usable evs
it does have sub tho

I'll champ.

really angery rock (Rhyperior) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Solid Rock
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Wrecker
- Earthquake
- Hammer Arm
- Drill Run

not livin v3.1 (Shiinotic) @ Leftovers
Ability: Effect Spore
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Leech Seed
- Toxic
- Protect

you can give it strength sap if you want

>>30437573

>>30437640
ur favorite fire type

>>30437640

Vikavolt

Nuclear Meltdown (Charizard) @ Firium Z
Ability: Solar Power
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Sunny Day
- Fire Blast
- Solar Beam
- Focus Blast

>>30437639

>usable evs

Dumb idiot I made this meme

no hp means seeds/leftovers will generally heal your sub damage

Rain dish means you will overheal so you can take a hit and sub back up

ur a neoderp IDIOT

And gay mushroom is less bulky so the only thing that makes it more livin is strength sap so if it doesn't have that its dumb

AND its we LIVIN ONLY LIVIN MOVES TOXIC IS KILLIN NOT LIVIN

is champ dead

ded thred

tfw just lost to this meme

Tapu Bulu @ Leftovers
Ability: Grassy Surge
EVs: 92 HP / 164 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Disable
- Bulk Up
- Horn Leech

Anyone ever gave champ anythinig like above as a meme? Since I think it may be a good meme desu

NEW CHAMP

Looks like I'm champ. :^)

>>30437654

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>>30437816

your mom lol (Guzzlord) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Rest
- Dragon Tail
- Crunch
- Sleep Talk

>>30437844
volcarona

really angery rock (Rhyperior) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Solid Rock
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Wrecker
- Earthquake
- Hammer Arm
- Drill Run

>>30437844

go fuck yourself

assvest limber ditto

Kanto Bellossom (Vileplume) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Effect Spore
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
- Giga Drain
- Ingrain
- Substitute
- Protect

>>30437844
cuck v4

looks like i am new champ

>>30437901
specs weedle

>>30437901

>>30437915

looks like im champ
eghegegegee safflsfaslfjf

>>30437936
assvest cosmog named kys

and now we wait either for the faggot to get banned or some actual champ

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>another hour without a champ

I hope all of you actually die irl.

me or hoge

>>30436741

>>30437849

really angery rock (Rhyperior) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Solid Rock
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Wrecker
- Earthquake
- Hammer Arm
- Drill Run

>>30437982
thunderdoge

>>30437982
ELI SAVE US

SCARF PHEROMOSA

anything

>>30438008
who is eli

me champ

gib team

>>30437675

sunkern

>>30437995

>>30438022
doublade named silver chariot

>>30437974
I promised showderp I'd never champ again
otherwise I'd be champing late hours because my sleep schedule is 10/10 fucked

>>30438022
IF YOU DO NOT CHAMP, THEN I'LL DRAG MYSELF OVER TO A CHIMP SESSION

If you do, have a fucking snips

>>30438036
is this a jojo reference xD

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487871697

I'm so FUCKING angry at you Showderp
I got into a match by one of you people, and you fuckers did was RIDICULE me just because I started losing to a FUCKING level 2 SWINUB.
FUCK YOU

>>30438083
haha cant handle the hoge?

>>30438083
honestly, just end your life

nobody literally cares

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487874142

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487876296

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487878681

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487881045

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487882803

>>30438405
>>30438354
>>30438283
>>30438219
>>30438147
fuck off

Dead Weight (Dhelmise) @ Leftovers
Ability: Steelworker
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball
- Whirlpool
- Toxic
- Protect

My birb is really fun :)

NEW TEAM

breloom

not useless (Regigigas) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Slow Start
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 36 HP / 252 Atk / 110 Def / 110 SpD
- Giga Impact
- Earthquake
- Ice Punch
- Thunderbolt

eviolite cosmoem

specs weezing named poop XD

physical toxicroak

>>30438470
>>30438468

http://dogars.org/set/3170

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487886970

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487889400

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487892228

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487892631

Cosmoem is fun :)

NEW CHAMP

>>30439226
not me

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me desu

Steenee

muk or alola muk

Lopunny with Klutz, Assault Vest and Switcheroo/Trick. Rest is up to you.

eject button mimikyu

talonflame

Youngster Joey Animorph (Rattata) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Endeavor
- Quick Attack
- Hyper Fang
- Protect

floette-eternal named NEVER EVER

>>30439247
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>30439239
>le jojo reference

IMPEACH

>>30439279
>not liking jojo because of a fotw meme

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>>30439270
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

>>30439279
hi peach, i'm lister

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487901706

donnel weedle

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487905227

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487909983

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new champ

me

>>30439246
This.

ditto

>>30439253

luvdisc

breloom

pheromosa

F>>30437808>Bulu
buk

assault vest pyukumuku

>0 copy paste suggestions
Give me a minute I suck ass at building

>>30439572
Can you even run fleotte eternal in ou?

>>30439592
nope :^)

hurry up already jeez

>>30439649
You can literally tell with almost 100% certainty whether a trip is a fake by searching it in archives anon.
If its not there or is often used as a meme falseflag than its likely not real champ.

>>30439670
So in other words

NEW CHAMP

>>30439649
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-48791790
tfw no fire

>>30439685
EPIN LINK

NEW CHAMP

>>30439670
Was just kidding because he asked for a minute

>>30439685
>The battle you're looking for has expired. Battles expire after 15 minutes of inactivity unless they're saved.
epic

>>30439702
>>30439699
Woops
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487917904

>>30439685
champ u there?

>>30439711
I forgot about terrain
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487922991

Damn I missed Lister chimping ;_;

>>30439826
He forfeited, the bitch.

>>30439826
don't worry it went about how you'd expect lister champing to go

>>30439823
Those switcharoos didn't pay off in the end
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487934639

>>30440141
I fucking won
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487935288

>>30440161
Another win
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487939439

stupid ditto

based ditto

>>30440257
I did it again

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487946340

>>30440381
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487953456

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7pokebankou-487946340

jesus christ this is gold

Chimp on a winning streak against literal retards, congratz, theres always someone more retarded than you are in this world we live in.

>>30440559
Sometimes I forget a lot of players are literally children.

>>30440555
Winning streak continues
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-487960722

>>30440559
>completely missing the point of showderp

I have a better site for you: smogon.com